Doctor Slang

[chewbaccaplymouth]

Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot wound
(Acute Lead Poisoning) 185 grain Injection - 9mm gunshot wound
(Acute Lead Poisoning) 240 grain Injection 44 calibre magnum wound
(Acute Lead Poisoning) Air-conditioned - Multiple gun shot wounds
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
BUNDY - But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
FIRT - Failed impact resistance test (crash victim)
FTF - Failed to Fly (botched suicide)

:D

[qbitty]

oh man, you crack me up. i'm such a ted bundy! yours truly, chupacabra.

[vulcan]

SOB-short of breath.