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qbitty
02-14-2006, 08:55 AM
it was because of the electric toothbrush, not any fantasizing. what could it all mean? please if you could share some of the weird things that give you a hard on (other than steel pipes), enlighten me.

sorry for being sexist, start your own thread if you feel the need to engage in a penis measuring context!
Korono
02-14-2006, 11:02 AM
It means you need to masturbate more or go have sex.

And you obviously have no idea what sexist means.
PointlessRambling
02-14-2006, 07:27 PM
....This is a new and creative thread i guess.. well ...I really dont know why you got a hard on from your tooth brush...Unless it wasnt in your mouth.. I can tell this thread is gonna get really gross. Im gone
Korono
02-14-2006, 07:31 PM
Well, it's simply the mental connection made with the vibration. I know that when I haven't gotten off in a while and something even remotely sexually happens I get half a stock. Anyway, what's gross about masturbation?
Deez_nutz
02-14-2006, 11:07 PM
Maybe it triggered a memory? Such as, going down the street and breaking in to that pretty girls house to sniff her panties. After you were done with your business, you had some extra time and waltzed in to the bathroom and used her Elmo 'lectric tooth brush to invigorate your junk.
Korono
02-16-2006, 03:46 PM
That only happened once and it was Big Bird!
willfuckyourmind
04-11-2006, 09:57 AM
You people are funny.


Stand-up comedians
could get their material
from Bullshit.com no less.
LedZap
12-24-2008, 01:47 PM
Where are these guys?
freakazoid
12-24-2008, 02:31 PM
it was because of the electric toothbrush, not any fantasizing. what could it all mean? please if you could share some of the weird things that give you a hard on (other than steel pipes), enlighten me.

sorry for being sexist, start your own thread if you feel the need to engage in a penis measuring context!


...Estimated age: 12
Baron Somebody
12-24-2008, 05:19 PM
Somwtimes I get them with no reason for getting them
hitekredneck
12-24-2008, 05:26 PM
more information than i need, really
ballzack
12-24-2008, 07:19 PM
...Estimated age: 12

At Best. ;)
yee-haw
12-26-2008, 09:23 AM
The bone thread...!
Xilmwa
12-26-2008, 11:14 AM
more information than i need, really

ditto.

The rest of this post does not exist. It is a figment of your imagination.
microman
12-27-2008, 02:28 AM
That will work out once you finally exit out of puberty.
LedZap
12-27-2008, 07:55 AM
I'd rather get an erection brushing my teeth than brushing my teeth with an erection.:eek: