Setting Off Airport Metal Detectors

[qbitty]

I am a crazy person and as many crazy I do as crazy does, I take lithium. Everyone knows lithium is a METAL, so every goddam time I travel, I set off all metal detectors, ALL THE TIME. That's why they pad me down next with the PLASTIC detectors. So that all that fake McDonald's CHEESE won't set anything off, you know...

Ahhhh, bullshit, they let me through anyway, just coz I'm a hottie like that!

[zyprexa]

Say that again and I'll show you my Metal Drug Detectors!

[abilify]

Fuck You Psychotropic, I'll Show You The Tropic Of Cancer In A Wee Nanosecond Here. Bring It!

[Deez_nutz]

Werd up dawg!

[freakazoid]

I am a crazy person and as many crazy I do as crazy does, I take lithium. Everyone knows lithium is a METAL, so every goddam time I travel, I set off all metal detectors, ALL THE TIME. That's why they pad me down next with the PLASTIC detectors. So that all that fake McDonald's CHEESE won't set anything off, you know...

Ahhhh, bullshit, they let me through anyway, just coz I'm a hottie like that!
What, are you a freaking battery?!! LOL

Oh yeah...forgot, welcome to the bullshit forum.

PS, post a picture, hottie. :D ...one that is really you.