Suck on This, Sheryl.

[MrJim]

Have you folks heard about Sheryl Crow and her stupid fucking proposal to limited everyone to one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit?

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/04/23/sheryl_crow_calls_for_toilet_paper_conse

My wife had told me and I thought it was a joke, then I checked it out and what do you know... it's all over the news on many websites. In response, I bought an entire package of toilet paper and barbequed it, and sent an envelope containing some of the ashes, a photograph of the act, and coupons for kleenex tissues and a package of tampons to her fan mail.

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/141850/200.jpg + http://www.2fatpolocksbbq.com/images/grill.jpg + http://www.kented.org.uk/ngfl/siteoftheweek/images/envelope.jpg = :D

Anyone else have about $10 bucks to burn?
Sheryl Crow
3201 W Cahunga
Los Angeles, CA 90068

[Monster_Hangover]

lmao, you didn't give her a return address, did you?

[something]

Anyone else have about $10 bucks to burn?
Sheryl Crow
3201 W Cahunga
Los Angeles, CA 90068

I'm following. The entire idea with paper recycling is fucked from the beggining. We need trees to blow of global warming, and if no one will use 'em, why plant them?:)

[MrJim]

lmao, you didn't give her a return address, did you?

Actually, I did.

Global Antienvironmentalist Corporation
671B Industrial Blvd
Grapevine, TX 76051

The name is fake, of course, the address is a warehouse on Airport Freeway, but I liked including 'Industrial' in there... ;)

[hitekredneck]

Actually, I did.

Global Antienvironmentalist Corporation
671B Industrial Blvd
Grapevine, TX 76051

The name is fake, of course, the address is a warehouse on Airport Freeway, but I liked including 'Industrial' in there... ;)

lessee...how do the kids put it nowadays????....hmmm...oh yeah, NOICE!!!!!! :D

[something]

Actually, I did.

Global Antienvironmentalist Corporation
671B Industrial Blvd
Grapevine, TX 76051

The name is fake, of course, the address is a warehouse on Airport Freeway, but I liked including 'Industrial' in there... ;)

Maybe you should have given her your addres, could be fun see her reaction :D

[freakazoid]

Have you folks heard about Sheryl Crow and her stupid fucking proposal to limited everyone to one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit?

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/04/23/sheryl_crow_calls_for_toilet_paper_conse

My wife had told me and I thought it was a joke, then I checked it out and what do you know... it's all over the news on many websites. In response, I bought an entire package of toilet paper and barbequed it, and sent an envelope containing some of the ashes, a photograph of the act, and coupons for kleenex tissues and a package of tampons to her fan mail.


Anyone else have about $10 bucks to burn?
Sheryl Crow
3201 W Cahunga
Los Angeles, CA 90068

What would you expect from a mindless pop star? http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon3.gif I have another idea, I think (given that it heats up the environment), that we prohibit all so-called celebrities, pop stars, talk show divas, left winged politicians, X Vice Presidents and the like from having sex. Advantages...

* The less heat poured into the environment will reduce global warming.

* This will (by the next generation) greatly reduce the number of pathetic brain dead morons in the world to a manageable number (perhaps 2 or 3).

* Ugly little dumb morons like **Cindy Sheehan will be unable to reproduce...THANK GOD!

* Will put "reality TV" out of business due to the lack of both viewers and "on air personalties."

* Will eliminate the horror of having to hear and see brainless and butt ugly fat carpet muncher lesbians like rosie o'donald on every web site, radio and cable TV station she can puke her idiocy on.

* AND...all of this will give us plenty of toilet paper to clean our asses with due to the fact that worthless tabloids such as "Star," and "Enquirer," and equally mindless piles of shit wipe like "US" and "People" magazines will be gone as will the assholes that publish them, simply because there will be nothing to print in them and no one will buy and read them (not that any of them can actually read).



FOOT NOTE: You know, it is true that it's the simple ideas that work. http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon10.gif






** PS, Cindy...GET A FREAKING JOB, YOU MANIPULATED LOSER!

[General Septem]

It doesn't even shock me to hear things like this anymore. What shocks me is that in a planet filled with nine billion people, at least one is going to agree with her.




What would you expect from a mindless pop star? http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon3.gif I have another idea, I think (given that it heats up the environment), that we prohibit all so-called celebrities, pop stars, talk show divas, left winged politicians, X Vice Presidents and the like from having sex. Advantages...

* The less heat poured into the environment will reduce global warming.

* This will (by the next generation) greatly reduce the number of pathetic brain dead morons in the world to a manageable number (perhaps 2 or 3).

* Ugly little dumb morons like **Cindy Sheehan will be unable to reproduce...THANK GOD!

* Will put "reality TV" out of business due to the lack of both viewers and "on air personalties."

* Will eliminate the horror of having to hear and see brainless and butt ugly fat carpet muncher lesbians like rosie o'donald on every web site, radio and cable TV station she can puke her idiocy on.

* AND...all of this will give us plenty of toilet paper to clean our asses with due to the fact that worthless tabloids such as "Star," and "Enquirer," and equally mindless piles of shit wipe like "US" and "People" magazines will be gone as will the assholes that publish them, simply because there will be nothing to print in them and no one will buy and read them (not that any of them can actually read).



FOOT NOTE: You know, it is true that it's the simple ideas that work. http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon10.gif






** PS, Cindy...GET A FREAKING JOB, YOU MANIPULATED LOSER!

This is one of the best posts I've seen in a while. :D

[freakazoid]

It doesn't even shock me to hear things like this anymore. What shocks me is that in a planet filled with nine billion people, at least one is going to agree with her.





This is one of the best posts I've seen in a while. :D

http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif Thanks GS, I only hope my suggestions catch on! :D