from another site...any answers?

[hitekredneck]

this is good...don't have much time, tho....later all :D
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I bought a bird feeder, hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week I had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.


But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table, everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I fed them out of my own pocket. And other birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night demanding I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the feeder and in 3 days the birds were gone. Continued below:


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Continued:

I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be, quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now, our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for their free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it's time for the government to take down it's feeder.

[General Septem]

Never has a message been so profound. :D

[hitekredneck]

Never has a message been so profound. :D

i thought so...wonder where all the extremists and liberals are to respond? ;)

[MrJim]

Great analogy... I would like to add one more thing, though:

Unlike the immigrants, I could always pull out my 12-gauge and shoot the birds. :cool:

[hitekredneck]

Great analogy... I would like to add one more thing, though:

Unlike the immigrants, I could always pull out my 12-gauge and shoot the birds. :cool:

dammit, jim...quit givin me ideas!!!! :D

[MrJim]

dammit, jim...quit givin me ideas!!!! :D

I doubt I had to "give" it in the first place :D

[hitekredneck]

I doubt I had to "give" it in the first place :D

ya know, yer pretty damned quick...fer a yonker from tx :D

[MrJim]

ya know, yer pretty damned quick...fer a yonker from tx :D

Hank Hill:

"North Texas? More like Southern Oklahoma!"

So... maybe you're half-right, hehe....

[hitekredneck]

Hank Hill:

"North Texas? More like Southern Oklahoma!"

So... maybe you're half-right, hehe....

sorry, mang...i ain't that bigga hank hill fan...but i was raised in houston ;)
that means i'm always right

[MrJim]

My wife is from Houston... keeps talkin' about how much friendlier people are from those parts....

[hitekredneck]

My wife is from Houston... keeps talkin' about how much friendlier people are from those parts....

the women?...yessiree bob!...but i've been told that i'm not friendly enough :confused:

[MrJim]

the women?...yessiree bob!...but i've been told that i'm not friendly enough :confused:

Personally, I haven't visited enough of Houston to know much beyond the drivers are friggin' terrible... when I met my wife, she was in Pearland, a suburb off.. 514 I think it was... most everyone I met there are quite polite and friendly... neighborly... help you out if you break down kind of folk.

[hitekredneck]

Personally, I haven't visited enough of Houston to know much beyond the drivers are friggin' terrible... when I met my wife, she was in Pearland, a suburb off.. 514 I think it was... most everyone I met there are quite polite and friendly... neighborly... help you out if you break down kind of folk.

well, i was raised in an area that, in the 70's, was called barrett station...just another fancy name fer the projects...now i guess they call it the 5th ward...when i was a kid down there, the cops wouldn't visit unless it was daylight, and even then they'ld only send in black cops, because of the harrassment...i was the only white kid for around 15 miles :cool:

[MrJim]

well, i was raised in an area that, in the 70's, was called barrett station...just another fancy name fer the projects...now i guess they call it the 5th ward...when i was a kid down there, the cops wouldn't visit unless it was daylight, and even then they'ld only send in black cops, because of the harrassment...i was the only white kid for around 15 miles :cool:

Barett Station... name sounds familiar... I will have to ask my wife (I have been pushing her to get an account on bullshit but she won't)... I went to all nigger schools when I was a kid (and yes, you can call them niggers, their mammas informed them long ago they were niggers).... and it was hell to say the least... I felt behind on all academic areas and an outcast on every other.

[hitekredneck]

Barett Station... name sounds familiar... I will have to ask my wife (I have been pushing her to get an account on bullshit but she won't)... I went to all nigger schools when I was a kid (and yes, you can call them niggers, their mammas informed them long ago they were niggers).... and it was hell to say the least... I felt behind on all academic areas and an outcast on every other.

it was rough, mang...got shot when i was 8, seen a buddy of mine get his head blown off with a .12 guage...was good for me, though...taught me how to survive in almost any given situation...

[MrJim]

it was rough, mang...got shot when i was 8, seen a buddy of mine get his head blown off with a .12 guage...was good for me, though...taught me how to survive in almost any given situation...

How, that sucks, man... can't say I got any farther than getting beaten up... I would love to have gotten a hold of one asshole... but I got attacked by 4 or 5 of them at once.

[hitekredneck]

How, that sucks, man... can't say I got any farther than getting beaten up... I would love to have gotten a hold of one asshole... but I got attacked by 4 or 5 of them at once.

happens a lot down there...lol

[MrJim]

happens a lot down there...lol

Here's a little-known luxury about being a teacher... our kids get to go where my wife teaches... wish I had that same luxury :(

[Rise Up]

Damn, that's a great analogy.

Oh yeah, bumped. :D

[yee-haw]

Damn, that's a great analogy.

Oh yeah, bumped. :D

You necro bumped the fuck out of this thread!

[Rise Up]

Read the original post and tell me it wasn't worth it. It's the godamned truth!!

[yee-haw]

It may be, Not really the point though...
Read it enjoy it, That's hardcore bumping though... 2007?

[Rise Up]

SuperThreadBumperDude!!! That's me man. That's me. :D

[yee-haw]

Well, Stop please...

If it really meant that much to you, By all means... Bump it!
...But c'mon?

[Rise Up]

What if it had been a pic of several extremely hot chicks holding a giant mug in each hand and scantily clad? :D

[Carrot]

That wouldn't need bumping.

[yee-haw]

What if it had been a pic of several extremely hot chicks holding a giant mug in each hand and scantily clad? :D

Fuck it, You're banned for a week!

[Rise Up]

Don't joke lik dat!! U had me frikkin out man!!

[yee-haw]

Don't joke lik dat!! U had me frikkin out man!!

LMAO!! :D... Parinoid fucker, I can't ban you.

[Rise Up]

Unless I post porn or something. :rolleyes:

[yee-haw]

Unless I post porn or something. :rolleyes:

Yea, but you respect this bar more than that...
Not even worried about it.:cool: