Proof that we should ban cars!

[freakazoid]

Given the "logic" of the "gun control" dumb dumbs, I demand that we "ban cars" now!!!

My motto... "cars kill people!!!" Therefore I call for federal laws to ban all automobiles!
http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon3.gif Story (proof positive that automobiles can kill people, so get them off our streets)...


Unbelievable heroism' when car plowed into crowd...


See - http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/02/pedestrians.struck.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Remember, without automobiles, we'll all be safer!

[WhiteRaven]

hell yes, and we should ban pencils too, you can stab people with pencils, and they cause spelin missstaces 2. and Frying Pans, cause people can hit people in the head with them.

[something]

we could ban hands to, you never know when you might get a fist in your face

[General Septem]

Well we all know muscles expend energy, and that's bad for the environment. All proletarians should have their unnecessary limbs cut off so they'll breathe less. :D

[freakazoid]

:D For a complete list of "deadly items to ban," see the Darwin Awards at...


See - http://www.darwinawards.com/

Such items include (but not limited to): bath tubs, popsicle sticks, a call of nature, all animals, slush pie (huh?), surfing, etc.