Quick welfare joke

[MrJim]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it."

[freakazoid]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it."

Does your wife know you're drunk? :Dhttp://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

[MrJim]

Does your wife know you're drunk? :Dhttp://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

Who me? I'm still at work for another two hours, after that... ohhhhh yea :D
Her mom's staying with us, after Sunday she *might* actually post here again.

[something]

:DThat's awesome...

[MrJim]

:DThat's awesome...

Take a compliment in stride Something, you have a better understanding of American lifestyle than most Europeans, especially with the post about me running vs. Hillary Clinton :D

[General Septem]

I heard that joke once before, but the guy on welfare was said to be black. :D

[MrBirdy]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it."



LMAO!!! im gonna have to rember this one!!

[LedZap]

Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed. and Sex Education on the same day?



Because they don't want to wear out the donkey