this_is_bullshit
03-20-2006, 01:17 AM
One from my Dad, that he got from his Cousin in Chicago...
Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and
propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her
right breast. The Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her
left breast. Following their lead, the White Sox fan took off his cap and
placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he
conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Yankee cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the White Sox cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third
time, and replaced it one last time.
The White Sox fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What
are you, a prvert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking,
lifting and looking?"
Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally
when I look under a White Sox hat, I find an asshole."
(I liked it. :P)
Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and
propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her
right breast. The Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her
left breast. Following their lead, the White Sox fan took off his cap and
placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he
conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Yankee cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the White Sox cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third
time, and replaced it one last time.
The White Sox fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What
are you, a prvert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking,
lifting and looking?"
Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally
when I look under a White Sox hat, I find an asshole."
(I liked it. :P)