Microsoft Can Kiss My Ass!

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Let's start out with the problem. I had so many problems with my computer that I couldn't handle fixing them in any way other than a full format of the hard drive yesterday. So after that I reinstalled XP and got my internet running, and it informs me that I have 30 days to activate the XP software. Understandable, they can't have you sharing this software all over the place. So I went through the activation process supplying them with the 25 character product key that is located upside down on the bottom of my laptop. That was hard enough, but it wasn't nearly enough for Microsoft. It informed me that the product key was invalid so I double checked multiple times and continued trying to resubmit it. Finally I gave up and called the support hotline. There I had to listen to an exceptionally slow automated system and then deliver it a 45-digit confirmation number through a voice recognition system. STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH! I then had to talk to some INDIAN customer support center, but they only picked up the phone and set it on the desk beside them. So I was hearing them talk a bunch of INDIAN gibberish for a while until I finally concluded that they didn't intend to talk with me on that call. I then call the number and go through the ENTIRE automated system AGAIN giving them the 45-digit confirmation number by voice AGAIN and they send me to the Indians AGAIN. Finally after giving the INDIAN the SAME 45-digit confirmation number the software gets activated.

Needless to say I bitched her out, as well as her supervisor and filed a complaint with microsoft telling them that they can all kiss my shit covered ass!

[freakazoid]

Let's start out with the problem. I had so many problems with my computer that I couldn't handle fixing them in any way other than a full format of the hard drive yesterday. So after that I reinstalled XP and got my internet running, and it informs me that I have 30 days to activate the XP software. Understandable, they can't have you sharing this software all over the place. So I went through the activation process supplying them with the 25 character product key that is located upside down on the bottom of my laptop. That was hard enough, but it wasn't nearly enough for Microsoft. It informed me that the product key was invalid so I double checked multiple times and continued trying to resubmit it. Finally I gave up and called the support hotline. There I had to listen to an exceptionally slow automated system and then deliver it a 45-digit confirmation number through a voice recognition system. STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH! I then had to talk to some INDIAN customer support center, but they only picked up the phone and set it on the desk beside them. So I was hearing them talk a bunch of INDIAN gibberish for a while until I finally concluded that they didn't intend to talk with me on that call. I then call the number and go through the ENTIRE automated system AGAIN giving them the 45-digit confirmation number by voice AGAIN and they send me to the Indians AGAIN. Finally after giving the INDIAN the SAME 45-digit confirmation number the software gets activated.

Needless to say I bitched her out, as well as her supervisor and filed a complaint with microsoft telling them that they can all kiss my shit covered ass!

Man, that India BULLSHIT is really starting to piss me off! Nothing like having some asshole turbin head with an attitude from some dump in India telling me what I can do with my credit card. Sorry all you people from the fucking Punjab India, but fuck that shit!

AOL (yeah, I still have an AOL screen name, I'm interested in "Latina Love"), Capital One Bank, Microsoft, BankOne, all have fucking "customer service" dot people!

What next; you call the fucking White House to bitch and rant at the President and you are transferred to fucking India to talk to "Behari Vajpayee" with sitar music in the background!!?

Fuck me! :mad:

[Zzyzx]

Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?

It's funny, I don't seem to have problems when I reinstall Windows 3.1. I was having trouble with the XM Radio in my car a month or so ago. The radio displayed nothing but "Updating..." for a couple days and wouldn't respond to any commands or allow me to listen to anything. Their 800 number referred me to this Indian dude who was obviously reading off of cue cards. His only advice to me was to take my whole car into the place where I purchased my radio and have them service it. I explained to him, slowly and calmly, that #1, I installed it myself (and it's worked flawlessly until this day), #2, the place where I bought it is a long, long, long way away, and #3, I bought it more than a year ago (and damned if I know where my receipt is). He was quiet for a few seconds and I assumed that he was contemplating the solution to my problem. His advice? Take my car into the place where I purchased my radio and have them service it. Needless to say, I fixed it without their help.

No, excuse me, 3.11. They updated.

[Dumass]

Yall niggas are gay asse nigguh mofuckuhs

[Dumass]

niggggggggggggggggggguh!

[freakazoid]

Yall niggas are gay asse nigguh mofuckuhs

Yup, we do understand the significance of your choosen screen name.

[mason66]

What the hell is this shit!!!!

[Macboy2002]

wouldn't have been easier to go to z-crack.com and download Windows XP Activator?

[buttless_wonder]

Needless to say I bitched her out, as well as her supervisor and filed a complaint with microsoft telling them that they can all kiss my shit covered ass!
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[yee-haw]

niggggggggggggggggggguh!

Nigguh?
WTF? Are you retarded?...
You are an imbicile!!

I'd like to meet you, You dumb motherfuukuh!!
I'd show you a real redneck, You come guzzlin' son'of a- bitch!!

[freakazoid]

Yall niggas are gay asse nigguh mofuckuhs

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