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Mitya Karamazov
04-07-2006, 05:51 PM
The spirit of evil is the spirit of Gravity ,,so Have a Coke and a Smile and shut the f#ck up :) ,, c'mon , no matter how bad it is ,, and another thing , "Alway's look on the bright side of life!" { feel free to whistle along}
Nobody
06-05-2006, 03:59 PM
The spirit of evil is the spirit of Gravity ,,so Have a Coke and a Smile and shut the f#ck up :) ,, c'mon , no matter how bad it is ,, and another thing , "Alway's look on the bright side of life!" { feel free to whistle along}
How did you come up with such an analogy? could it be that the 'COKE' you're using ,is just a chaser for what you're really doing?
Brains_Behind_Operation
06-05-2006, 10:54 PM
How did you come up with such an analogy? could it be that the 'COKE' you're using ,is just a chaser for what you're really doing?


Don't bring down chasers, they help us to become the alcoholics that we've always wanted to be! Just like mom and dad!
Nobody
06-05-2006, 11:13 PM
Don't bring down chasers, they help us to become the alcoholics that we've always wanted to be! Just like mom and dad!
Now I know why your against drinking.Sorry to hear about your mom & dad. Tell them they don't have to attend those meetings, as long as they send in their emptys.
Brains_Behind_Operation
06-05-2006, 11:33 PM
Now I know why your against drinking.Sorry to hear about your mom & dad. Tell them they don't have to attend those meetings, as long as they send in their emptys.


Who said I'm against drinking? I've already had ten tonight!
DamDisIsShiznats
06-05-2006, 11:40 PM
Who's down for a few white russian's and a communist party! :eek: LET'S KNOCK DOWN THE WALL ALL OVER AGAIN!

-Nate
Brains_Behind_Operation
06-05-2006, 11:42 PM
Who's down for a few white russian's and a communist party! :eek: LET'S KNOCK DOWN THE WALL ALL OVER AGAIN!

-Nate


just as long as we build three more in its place.....communism has no place in my world!
Nobody
06-05-2006, 11:43 PM
Who said I'm against drinking? I've already had ten tonight!
10 drinks of what? An alcoholic beverage? only 10?
Brains_Behind_Operation
06-05-2006, 11:44 PM
10 drinks of what? An alcoholic beverage? only 10?


Give me a break, 6 of them were in the past hour...If I go much quicker I'll pass out right here in my bed and wake up all wet....
DamDisIsShiznats
06-05-2006, 11:47 PM
Give me a break, 6 of them were in the past hour...If I go much quicker I'll pass out right here in my bed and wake up all wet....

Yeah Sweat stains aren't easy to get out of those kinky satan sheets...
Brains_Behind_Operation
06-05-2006, 11:48 PM
Yeah Sweat stains aren't easy to get out of those kinky satan sheets...


or those other yellowish smelly stains.....
DamDisIsShiznats
06-05-2006, 11:50 PM
or those other yellowish smelly stains.....

I sleep on a futon... no sheets... just a quilt over top of me... it's easy and stays out of the way when I have guests... but I'd have to go buy a whole new bed if it came to that! bad bad bad
Brains_Behind_Operation
06-05-2006, 11:51 PM
I sleep on a futon... no sheets... just a quilt over top of me... it's easy and stays out of the way when I have guests... but I'd have to go buy a whole new bed if it came to that! bad bad bad


Yea, that's why I'm limiting myself to no more than three shots of Bacardi 151 every hour for the rest of the night.
Paisleyspeaker
06-06-2006, 07:25 AM
Dear, you should have started with the 151, you'd be better off. College binge drinking is easier with harder booze. Not only do you get drunk quicker, pee less, but you get to keep your girlish figure. Beer is only bread in a can.
Maybe that will help you wet the bed less. Which might help you get laid more, there is nothing sexy about waking up in a puddle of someone elses urine.:D