Giant Mutating Dildos From Mars

[MrJim]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/MrJim_photos/dildos.jpg

No more cool stories to post here? Such a shame, a great category going to waste! No one? No one have any new surreal stories? Like giant mutating dildos from Mars that fart green clouds or maybe a half-zebra, half-octopus creature in Austrailia that eats hydrocarbons and burps acid? C'mon, I'm getting bored!

Tits.
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Oh fuck. HTML is turned off, I went through all that 3 minutes of effort drawing floating alien dicks for nothing!

Shit!

[hitekredneck]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/MrJim_photos/dildos.jpg

No more cool stories to post here? Such a shame, a great category going to waste! No one? No one have any new surreal stories? Like giant mutating dildos from Mars that fart green clouds or maybe a half-zebra, half-octopus creature in Austrailia that eats hydrocarbons and burps acid? C'mon, I'm getting bored!

Tits.
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Oh fuck. HTML is turned off, I went through all that 3 minutes of effort drawing floating alien dicks for nothing!

Shit!

good try, anyway, jimbo :D

[WhiteRaven]

Why is HTML off, anyway?

[General Septem]

Why is HTML off, anyway?

This happens every time the admin creates a new forum, it seems. He'll turn it back on if we bitch enough about it.

[vulcan]

This really exist. Do you think they keep UFO in there? I don't know about this.

[beelzebub]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/MrJim_photos/dildos.jpg

Oh fuck. HTML is turned off, I went through all that 3 minutes of effort drawing floating alien dicks for nothing!
Shit!

I saw them with the modified link above. You must have a lot of free time "on your hands" is all i have to say... hahhahaahah

[MrJim]

I saw them with the modified link above. You must have a lot of free time "on your hands" is all i have to say... hahhahaahah

Yes. 3 minutes, in fact.

[freakazoid]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/MrJim_photos/dildos.jpg

No more cool stories to post here? Such a shame, a great category going to waste! No one? No one have any new surreal stories? Like giant mutating dildos from Mars that fart green clouds or maybe a half-zebra, half-octopus creature in Austrailia that eats hydrocarbons and burps acid? C'mon, I'm getting bored!

Tits.
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Oh fuck. HTML is turned off, I went through all that 3 minutes of effort drawing floating alien dicks for nothing!

Shit!

I think I saw a giant mutating dildo from Mars once in a cigar shop. The owner had it stuffed and standing next to the Indian holding a fist full of cigars.

[MrJim]

I think I saw a giant mutating dildo from Mars once in a cigar shop. The owner had it stuffed and standing next to the Indian holding a fist full of cigars.

I'm tellin' ya... those things are gonna get us.... one of these days we're going to be walking down the street and BAM, giant mutating dildos take over the world... don't say I didn't warn you in advance!!

[MrJim]

Oh, now I get it beeze... "on my hands" BWAAAA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA
HA HA

HA.

[beelzebub]

Yes. 3 minutes, in fact.

Talk about a "quickie".

[freakazoid]

I'm tellin' ya... those things are gonna get us.... one of these days we're going to be walking down the street and BAM, giant mutating dildos take over the world... don't say I didn't warn you in advance!!

Independence Day II...The Attack of the Giant Mutating Dildos!

[Loseirdo]

Independence Day II...The Attack of the Giant Mutating Dildos!

This time...the movie won't be the only thing that sucks!

I didn't really like Independence Day. :D

[LedZap]

Yes,I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girl HTML when we were attacked by those GIANT MUTATING DILDOS FROM MARS.It was a mess and before I knew it she was mad .Oh fuck ,my HTML was turned off.Now I'll never get any!

[General Septem]

My girlfriend says this looks familiar. :D

[Scowl]

I think I saw some of those alien dildos tonight in the new nicholas cage film. Sep actually made the comparison and I just asked him to show me. Shocking resemblance. We were in Friendly's when I realized that they did actually in fact resemble dildos (there was a table of 12 year old girlies behind us too, it was awesome).

[MrJim]

THIS JUST IN!

NASA Satellites have picked up a composite image of the leader of the creatures!

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/MrJim_photos/obamadildo.jpg

It is said to be headed for Uranus!

[ballzack]

THIS JUST IN!

NASA Satellites have picked up a composite image of the leader of the creatures!

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/MrJim_photos/obamadildo.jpg

It is said to be headed for Uranus!

SPERMICIDE!

or should I say... OBAMICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sunny]

WOW...

Look how old Obama is now compared to a YEAR ago! LOL.....


At least for once they took a correct pic!