Chicks?

[jonilaine]

I have only been browsing for a couple of hours...but am I the only chick in here? Kinda weird...I could be wrong!

[dancer]

No, you are not alone except I'm an old chick.:)

[willfuckyourmind]

How is the world
treating you today?


Or your country
for that matter?


Excepting bullshit,
is there anything
in particular
we could talk about?

[jonilaine]

Well my country won't be treating me well until ole' Bush's term is out...but other than that...let's see:
1. I haven't been decapitated by a man carrying a chainsaw and wearing a woman's skin as a corset...
2. I haven't been decapitated by a woman carrying a chainsaw and wearing a man's skin as a corset...
so I guess I am pretty good!

[hkdbadreligion]

wow, a chick! duuuuuuuuhhhhh.....

[I am Normal! Hahahaha!]

There are more females then you think! I am one and go look at the abortion thread and you will see a few more!

[jonilaine]

Yeah...well that is cool. I actually made this website up...not really but I posted
on my Xanga and made up what I thought would be a righteous website...then I googled it and here it was. Although my idea did not include a forum of any kind!

[hkdbadreligion]

Yeah, i found the site just typing in random www.___.com things and this one came up, but who cares.

[beelzebub]

There are more females then you think! I am one and go look at the abortion thread and you will see a few more!

Yeah you will see how conservative and narrow minded she is. ha ha ah ah

Also you will she how she starts the debate with "I can debate this for days"

And when she starts talking to me............two days later makes her last comment:
"I was includeing conorers you fucking retard. They can't do any harm to the body that is not warranted you idiot. You just don't understand what it is like for a women after she has had an abortion, what is does to the mind and the body. Abortion is not warranted in anyway. AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME IGNORANT. YOU ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!"

Lost it! Hahaha ha Lost it, lost it oh ha ..............but what can you expect from a little baby child?

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

.... you fucking retard. ... you idiot. ... AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME IGNORANT. YOU ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED....but what can you expect from a little baby child?

Yea, I can see that these debates are getting far too sophisticated for me.

[jonilaine]

Yeah..I try to stay as far away from the abortion topic as possible...because I am a funny person...and the abortion conflict is not in need of my jokes. However..you should check out a funny ass site...www.babyjokes.com....OH MY GOD...I could stay their forever!

[hkdbadreligion]

I hate babies. Pro-abortion.

[beelzebub]

Yeah..I try to stay as far away from the abortion topic as possible...because I am a funny person...and the abortion conflict is not in need of my jokes.

But Dalin,... that doesn't match with what you said "I am a new author who is interested in humor, fun topics, serious topics, and opinionated topics."

Isnt abortion a serious & opinionated topic?

[hkdbadreligion]

Isnt abortion a fun topic?

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Isnt abortion a fun topic?

Yea, cause it helps us to figure out who are the soulless bastards are who are going to hell, and then avoid them in real life :D

[jonilaine]

Okay...have you ever spent 10 minutes in a room full of toddlers...it WILL turn you pro-choice...in a heartbeat!

Dead baby jokes:
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

How do you make a dead baby float?
take your foot off it's head

What do you call a dead baby with no arms, no legs, in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked!

Oh and my all time favorite:
How do you stop a baby from falling in a man hole?
stick a Javoline through its head.

Oh it never gets old....oh and I got the website wrong...it's.... www.dead-baby-joke.com

[Poenie]

You should try this for style--BBB.com. it's the brother of the mothers brothers sisters baby's of the KKK aka shitheads.dom.skerp

[jonilaine]

But Dalin,... that doesn't match with what you said "I am a new author who is interested in humor, fun topics, serious topics, and opinionated topics."

Isnt abortion a serious & opinionated topic?


Oh..I love opinionated topics...I just stay away from the abortion topics because it seems that everyone has a closed mind on the subject. I am from the South...and I have learned to stay far far away from that topic.

[hkdbadreligion]

I am also from Jesus Land but have not learned to stay away from this topic. I think being locked in a room full of toddlers would only make me more supportive of abortion.

[jonilaine]

I am also from Jesus Land but have not learned to stay away from this topic. I think being locked in a room full of toddlers would only make me more supportive of abortion.

AKA Pro choice...that is what I was saying...dumbshit!

Being in a room full of toddlers would make you pro choice...meaning you would be for abortion! DAMN...must I explain everything?!

[hkdbadreligion]

AKA Pro choice...that is what I was saying...dumbshit!

Being in a room full of toddlers would make you pro choice...meaning you would be for abortion! DAMN...must I explain everything?!
I'm pretty sure you said it would make you against abortion. What did you do, delete or edit that post? Skank.

[jonilaine]

I'm pretty sure you said it would make you against abortion. What did you do, delete or edit that post? Skank.

No, I didn't touch that post..you just read over it too fast because you couldn't wait to say something smart. So you misread it and made yourself look like a dumbass. Way to go!

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

I'm pretty sure you said it would make you against abortion. What did you do, delete or edit that post? Skank.


Sorry, but I read it soon after she wrote it and got the same message that she is claiming now that was her original message. You misread it, deal with it. FAG.

[hkdbadreligion]

Aaaah whatever. Ok then. Nevermind. You win.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

I always do :) :D :)

[jonilaine]

You boys kill me...no hard feelings!

[hkdbadreligion]

What were we talking about again?

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

What were we talking about again?


This thread was started because somebody thought that there weren't enough chicks that liked to bitch on the internet. Then somehow it turned into another one of the abortion threads.

[hkdbadreligion]

oh... Women.

[beelzebub]

I always do :) :D :)

I beg to differ. I know that you do not always win.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

I beg to differ. I know that you do not always win.


Far from it. You've never admitted that my arguments have always been more solid, but I have not backed down yet either. I have not yet lost, and so have only won if anything.

[beelzebub]

Far from it. You've never admitted that my arguments have always been more solid, but I have not backed down yet either. I have not yet lost, and so have only won if anything.

Yes, you have never backed down. That is only your arrogance. You have lost and have just moved on. You just fail to recognize it. That is only your ignorance or stupidity.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Yes, you have never backed down. That is only your arrogance. You have lost and have just moved on. You just fail to recognize it. That is only your ignorance or stupidity.


I've not yet moved on. There hasn't been an argument that you've given against me that I have not given retaliation to, unless you made it unclear what your argument was or were aruguing so many other things in the same post that I replied to other things and overlooked some portion of your post. Don't get so conclusive over what the facts tell you, there are many other explanations than the first one that you come across.

[hkdbadreligion]

*munches on popcorn*

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

*munches on popcorn*


Seriously, if you don't have anything to say you don't need to make these stupid posts....just stay quiet.

[jonilaine]

I don't know..I think it's quite amusing to see little Hatekilldestroy Man in the corner munching popcorn...at least he is enjoying himself.

[hkdbadreligion]

at least someone here knows what hkd means.... niggers.

[beelzebub]

at least someone here knows what hkd means.... niggers.

Oh... the juvenile years!

[jonilaine]

Oh... the juvenile years!

Oh..so you are the elderly wise man who knows what we, juveniles, have been through? Okay, Mr. Owl...you keep acting like you are the wise man..but I am The Walrus...biotch!!!

[beelzebub]

Oh..so you are the elderly wise man who knows what we, juveniles, have been through? Okay, Mr. Owl...you keep acting like you are the wise man..but I am The Walrus...biotch!!!

Uhhhh... I didn't say anything about a juvenile's experience or wisdom. You read that into what I said. And believe me dalin, I dont act. Hoot hoot!

[jonilaine]

Oh... the juvenile years!

So hunny bun sugar plum...baby face...what was this suppose to mean?

[beelzebub]

So hunny bun sugar plum...baby face...what was this suppose to mean?

It was an exclamation at the oddities of youth: Secret abbreviations, making ones identity by using cultural fads, the bla bla bla …

And you have not used Southern terms, dont start, it doesnt work for ya dalin...

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

And you have not used Southern terms, dont start, it doesnt work for ya dalin...


For someone who believes that you can't control what someone else does with their life, you shouldn't be saying anything to this tune. Anyways, it doesn't work for you either, so set the example and practice it before you preach it! :rolleyes: *Mate!*

[hkdbadreligion]

I am the Eggman. wise-ass senile bitch. (beelsebub)

[beelzebub]

I am the Eggman. wise-ass senile bitch. (beelsebub)

Egg head perhaps a better name or,.... greasy headed beanpole, pseudo-skater wannabe.

And the closest to SE NILE I have been was in Jinga and that was only the white one.

[hkdbadreligion]

[QUOTE=beelzebub]greasy headed beanpole...[QUOTE]
Are you calling me a Mexican?

[jonilaine]

And you have not used Southern terms, dont start, it doesnt work for ya dalin...

I don't know...I think I sound sexy plum britches...I'm turning BBO on.:D

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Are you calling me a Mexican?


I don't think that he holds you in that high a regard....though it's hard to think of a nationality that has much worse of a reputation. Let's say Islamic at best!

[beelzebub]

I don't think that he holds you in that high a regard....though it's hard to think of a nationality that has much worse of a reputation. Let's say Islamic at best!

Islamic is a nationality?

I dont hold him at all. I am sure he is all right for an anorexic teeniebober, but he is odd.

[hkdbadreligion]

I'm telling mommy.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Islamic is a nationality?

I dont hold him at all. I am sure he is all right for an anorexic teeniebober, but he is odd.


Nationality....basic type of person by location.....whatever, the message was understood by those with an intelligence greater than that of a monkey. I didn't need to make it any more clear.

[miss_scandinavia]

Well, I'm a Swedish chick... ;)

[jonilaine]

Well, I'm a Swedish chick... ;)

Wait..what?...when did the hot Swedish chick come in? What were you boys talking about again? Have you met the Swedish chick here..she is quite lovely!;)

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Talking about calling hkd bad names in relation to Nationality/Place of Origin ~whatever. The (HOT) Swedish chick just wants to know if her Nation means anything to anyone here in the good ol' U. S. of A. Really though, (at least in my area) it's nothing more than a place of origin, not much for good or bad news about the Swedes ever gets heard.

[jonilaine]

Talking about calling hkd bad names in relation to Nationality/Place of Origin ~whatever. The (HOT) Swedish chick just wants to know if her Nation means anything to anyone here in the good ol' U. S. of A. Really though, (at least in my area) it's nothing more than a place of origin, not much for good or bad news about the Swedes ever gets heard.

I think you need to calm down sweetheart...I think the Swede girl came in because the name of this thread is 'Chicks?'...I think she just may have been announcing her existence. We should start a thread that is named 'Super Hot Chicks?' that way these really hot girls will come in and we can get their addresses and rally them up and have a HUGE orgy! That could be fun right?

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

I figured it may have been more than that from reading other posts that she made today.

But yea, that would be fun....just make sure you please the extras that I can't handle......so any more than one or two are your responsibility.;)

[jonilaine]

I figured it may have been more than that from reading other posts that she made today.

But yea, that would be fun....just make sure you please the extras that I can't handle......so any more than one or two are your responsibility.;)

I can handle that...but can you handle thousands of screaming hot chicks on top of you, beside you, under you, in all direction of you...just wanting you..no one else...just you?

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

I can handle that...but can you handle thousands of screaming hot chicks on top of you, beside you, under you, in all direction of you...just wanting you..no one else...just you?

At first thought I couldn't dream of anything better. But then you look deeper into it.....and realize that it just couldn't be nearly as great as it sounds. Anyways, I don't care much for a crowd. If you get much over ten people in a room I lose interest.

[jonilaine]

At first thought I couldn't dream of anything better. But then you look deeper into it.....and realize that it just couldn't be nearly as great as it sounds. Anyways, I don't care much for a crowd. If you get much over ten people in a room I lose interest.

I think more than 5 would be suffocating..but it would be fun just to get into a pile of hundreds of chicks...it could be dangerous though...people being trampled and such!

[miss_scandinavia]

Haha, hope you'll get your orgys then ;)

[miss_scandinavia]

There's not so many people around here, are there?

[jonilaine]

There's not so many people around here, are there?

There can be as many people as you want baby! ;)

[silvery moon]

I guess most people have been scared away by all those sexist and scary comments ^^ I think there should be rules for those sort of stuff.. My little poor soul can't stand that:rolleyes:

[jonilaine]

I guess most people have been scared away by all those sexist and scary comments ^^ I think there should be rules for those sort of stuff.. My little poor soul can't stand that:rolleyes:

Well..sweetheart...if you can't handle someone being a sexist, an asshole, or rude then you are in the wrong forum..last time I recalled this message board was called BULLSHIT...not Relevant Topics or some other pansy name!:rolleyes: OOH LOOK! I can roll my eyes too with the little crappy smiley face!

[miss_scandinavia]

Well..sweetheart...if you can't handle someone being a sexist, an asshole, or rude then you are in the wrong forum..last time I recalled this message board was called BULLSHIT...not Relevant Topics or some other pansy name!:rolleyes: OOH LOOK! I can roll my eyes too with the little crappy smiley face!


Haha, you have a point there... good one... :)

[jonilaine]

Haha, you have a point there... good one... :)

Thank you sweetheart!;)

[silvery moon]

I never said I can't handel assholes and rude people in forums, because you haven't scared me away, have you? And it's true, this forum is called "Bullshit", but not www.hotchicksandorgys.com
Just let me have my own opinion about stuff like this, and don't go acting all childish and mean;) cause that's pretty low and doesn't make you look all that smart either

[jonilaine]

I never said I can't handel assholes and rude people in forums, because you haven't scared me away, have you? And it's true, this forum is called "Bullshit", but not www.hotchicksandorgys.com
Just let me have my own opinion about stuff like this, and don't go acting all childish and mean;)

I'm not trying to be mean...but to me the word BULLSHIT means whatever the fuck I want to post...are you a moderator? Do you have any say in what I thread on here? Didn't think so...so if I want to start a thread about why women should have their ass beat for burning stove top stuffing then I will and the only thing you can do about it is comment or ignore it. Have a wonderful, bullshit day!

[silvery moon]

Well that's exactly what I did, isn't it? I commented on it. So what's your problem?

[jonilaine]

Well that's exactly what I did, isn't it? I commented on it. So what's your problem?

Don't have a problem baby! I think I am actually going to start a thread entitled..."Reasons women should have their ass beat!" WOOT!

[Nobody]

I guess most people have been scared away by all those sexist and scary comments ^^ I think there should be rules for those sort of stuff.. My little poor soul can't stand that:rolleyes:
From what I've read. You don't believe in "souls"! So what are you scared of? Are you scared of the Olliegoster? Do they roll inconsistant from one another, like an eguana?

[silvery moon]

If you're so good in reading, why can't you read the sarcasm in my post?

[Nobody]

If you're so good in reading, why can't you read the sarcasm in my post?
The same way YOU couldn't read the humor in my post! So its sarcasm YOU want? I walked the streets of YOUR miserable little country, and I pissed on the sidewalks YOU were born on. I've seen the canals your people are so proud of, full of green slime water, I've seen the jypsie camps, where the kids come to the road to beg for whatever they can get, (thats quite a government project, plywood, cardboard,and rags),I've been face to face with the STUPID HOLLAND HELLS ANGELS, (they ride mopeds), so when you grow up little girl, maybe you can get your self a room where you can read a book, under a RED LITE, just like your ancestors.

[silvery moon]

I should probably have told you that my ancestors were Chinese and that I wasn't born here

[jonilaine]

I should probably have told you that my ancestors were Chinese and that I wasn't born here

Hey bitches....go argue in a different thread...this one is entitled "Chicks" and unless you can fit chicks into this crummy argument...then leave! God...I am such a good Bitch! ;)

[hkdbadreligion]

Swedish huh? I hear your language is pretty gay... well... a guy speaking it anyway.

[silvery moon]

Who's Swedish?

[jonilaine]

Swedish huh? I hear your language is pretty gay... well... a guy speaking it anyway.

H-E-E-E-Y! Your back...no one speaks Swedish...I don't think...well I'm pretty sure the hot Swede chick does...have you met her? Anyways...Silvery girl or whatever...speaks dutch..or knows dutch...or something...

[Nobody]

Hey bitches....go argue in a different thread...this one is entitled "Chicks" and unless you can fit chicks into this crummy argument...then leave! God...I am such a good Bitch! ;)
I did dicuss about a chick that may sit and read under a red lite. Thats how they do it in the red lite distirct of Harlem,Holland.

[jonilaine]

I did dicuss about a chick that may sit and read under a red lite. Thats how they do it in the red lite distirct of Harlem,Holland.

Yeah...okay!

[Paisleyspeaker]

me-ow
another chick checking in. Although I feel a little like I am walking into a meat market. All you attentive dudes, not to leave you out Jonilaine, as you are attentive too. Oh Silvery one, you cannot have a forum about chicks on a site mostly populated by men and not hear from their "little Selves" Men like to have sex with women ( most men anyway bezlbub) and it's usually the first thing they think of. You would probably feel sick if you knew the number of men you met who pleasured themselves while thinking about you (virtual variety) Yes even him.:D

[beelzebub]

... Although I feel a little like I am walking into a meat market. All you attentive dudes, ...

I feel that you like that type of attention.


Men like to have sex with women ( most men anyway bezlbub) and it's usually the first thing they think of.

You got that right. And it is Beelzebub aka Lord of the Flies. But you can call me Buzz dalin :-)


You would probably feel sick if you knew the number of men you met who pleasured themselves while thinking about you (virtual variety) Yes even him.:D

This seems to give you pleasure as well.

I have been thinking about this topic. I seem to have lost my desire to have all men. I seem to regard sex as just rather ordinary, nice, but not as special as it was when I was younger. ... interesting that you bring it up.

[Paisleyspeaker]

Shoud I be on a couch ? You sitting with a notepad and a pencil writing away asking me how that makes me feel? I what if I do enjoy some of those things. As a woman I will never make as much as men, if I do succeed I will be accused of getting it on my back. And we need to realize this is a spoiled american woman saying these things, in some arab countries I would risk battery acid in my face if I left it uncovered in public, and being stoned to death if I were raped. In some arab countries the women get raped so often they call it "lying down" Women are likely to become a victim in ways most men are not. Why should I not enjoy the power I get in trade for those unfortutante things. Like not getting speeding tickets, and free drinks.:p :D

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Why should I not enjoy the power I get in trade for those unfortutante things. Like not getting speeding tickets, and free drinks.:p :D


Go ahead and enjoy it! More power to you! Just stop bitching and realize that you chicks get some things that us men don't, and vice versa. We all believe that it's not fair because we only see what we're missing. At least you have the ability to see what you're getting from the tradeoff too! You're one in a million babe.

[jonilaine]

I think the whole Men getting paid more than Women thing is slowly becoming extinct...I am sure there are still women out there who are used by their boss and hit by their husband and all the jazz that was going on in the 60's but I think women have finally opened their domesticated eyes and are finally taking a stand. My only problem is that most women don't want equality, they want superiority!

[Paisleyspeaker]

Absolutly, I have trouble refering to myself as a feminist because I don't hate men. They are fun, not better or less than women just diffrent. Viva la differance!! I think if you want to be respected for who you are, you shold start by at least not attacking the people who's respect you desire. Not all men are chest thumping barbarians, each generation yields fewer and fewer real pricks (the ones who beat women). There are very good reasons we are diffrent and everyone is needed.:)

[jonilaine]

Absolutly, I have trouble refering to myself as a feminist because I don't hate men. They are fun, not better or less than women just diffrent. Viva la differance!! I think if you want to be respected for who you are, you shold start by at least not attacking the people who's respect you desire. Not all men are chest thumping barbarians, each generation yields fewer and fewer real pricks (the ones who beat women). There are very good reasons we are diffrent and everyone is needed.:)

A-Fucking-men

[miss_scandinavia]

Swedish huh? I hear your language is pretty gay... well... a guy speaking it anyway.


Haha, Never heard that one before... Well, maybe it is... :)

[miss_scandinavia]

Men will always think they are better then women, fysically they are stronger, faster and bigger etc... They will always let women and children go first and we women will always let them. We (women) are the ones who has put ourselves in this position, the position behind an protecting man. Ofcourse we can take care of ourselves, but just as men, we will always want the company of another person who loves us and will protect us.

I believe that even if a man has the most power in the world there will always be a women with the power over him. I'm talking about lovers, wifes, mothers... Some women will always know how to get a guy fall for her, do whatever it takes for here, because she will always be able to give him something men cant give to eachother, not in the same way...

(of course there are homosexualls to... But trying to stay on the subject, I'll wright heterosexually)

(I'm sorry for my english...)

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

(I'm sorry for my english...)

I think that's the first time I've heard someone apoligize for their English. Most of the time you hear "Forgive my French."

[jonilaine]

I think that's the first time I've heard someone apoligize for their English. Most of the time you hear "Forgive my French."


Pardon my dutch!:D

[miss_scandinavia]

Det är alltid en första gång för något...

[Paisleyspeaker]

really? And just how do you do that!?!
And do you need a special keyboard to make the oomlot and that other thing above your a's

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

What language is that? My translator doesn't understand it in any of the respected world languages....

[beelzebub]

What language is that? My translator doesn't understand it in any of the respected world languages....

I heard that "Elvish" from Lord of the Rings was a Scandinavian language.

[miss_scandinavia]

I heard that "Elvish" from Lord of the Rings was a Scandinavian language.


HAHA! No, I really don't think so...

But thats Swedish... And the three letters you don't have is å, ä and ö... I have an Swedish keyboard...

[beelzebub]

HAHA! No, I really don't think so...

But thats Swedish... And the three letters you don't have is å, ä and ö... I have an Swedish keyboard...


Well thats a shame. I was hoping that it was true.

You live in Stockholm? I heard that that is one of the most expensive cities in the world to live in. What is it like there? How much does a 2 bedroom condo cost there (apx).

[miss_scandinavia]

Well thats a shame. I was hoping that it was true.

You live in Stockholm? I heard that that is one of the most expensive cities in the world to live in. What is it like there? How much does a 2 bedroom condo cost there (apx).

Lonely planet says; Stockholm is, without doubt, one of the most beautiful national capitals in the world. The Old Town is particularly spectacular, and walking around the city's waterways and parks is a glorious way to spend a week-long stretch of European summer.

And I agree, it's a great city. Very European...

Oh, a condo for two, if you want to live in the middle of the city a condo may cost between 1.000.000 - 12.000.000 Swedish kroner, thats apx 100.000 to 1.200.000 US dollar. And there not only expensive they are really hard to get.

Where do you come from beelzebub?

[hkdbadreligion]

Haha, Never heard that one before... Well, maybe it is... :)
A Finnish guy told me. He demonstrated. I agreed.

[General Septem]

Okay...have you ever spent 10 minutes in a room full of toddlers...it WILL turn you pro-choice...in a heartbeat!
I'm glad you're not my mother.

[beelzebub]

And I agree, it's a great city. Very European...

Oh, a condo for two, if you want to live in the middle of the city a condo may cost between 1.000.000 - 12.000.000 Swedish kroner, thats apx 100.000 to 1.200.000 US dollar. And there not only expensive they are really hard to get.

Where do you come from beelzebub?

I live in Baltimore, Work in Alexandria (outside of Washington DC) but i am from Tennessee. I moved here after I lived in Africa for about 3 years (Peace Corps).

What about you dalin. You look fabulous. I am sure all the Sweedish boys are on you like white on rice!

:-)

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

What about you dalin. You look fabulous. I am sure all the Sweedish boys are on you like white on rice!

:-)

Now if that didn't sound like a pickup line........... and all this time Bubba made certain that all the rest of us had no doubt that he is as flaming as a woman in the 16th century that proved she could multiply!

[miss_scandinavia]

I live in Baltimore, Work in Alexandria (outside of Washington DC) but i am from Tennessee. I moved here after I lived in Africa for about 3 years (Peace Corps).

What about you dalin. You look fabulous. I am sure all the Sweedish boys are on you like white on rice!

:-)

Haha, well I don't kiss and tell... I'm from Stockholm, lived here all my life. And me likey! :)

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

In other words, it's true moreso than you had implied; and she's too embarrassed to admit it. :p

[beelzebub]

Now if that didn't sound like a pickup line........... and all this time Bubba made certain that all the rest of us had no doubt that he is as flaming as a woman in the 16th century that proved she could multiply!

You are just jealous and ... if you cannot see that she does look fabulous then you are as blind as a bat.

Pick up line? BBO Gay men are a girl’s best friend, all the attention without any resposibility. Better than diamonds.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Good point. Next time I try to pick up a woman, I'll make sure that she thinks I'm gay first....and then work my way in while she realizes otherwise!

[beelzebub]

Good point. Next time I try to pick up a woman, I'll make sure that she thinks I'm gay first....and then work my way in while she realizes otherwise!

Don’t worry, I don’t think that she would ever realize. Your facade is complete.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Oh, sso you think that everything about me ssayss homossexsual all the way, hmm ssweetheart? Well, sshe's going to figure it out one way or another you sstalion, whether it be before or after I've insserted it between her cute little legss will only sshow me how ssmart sshe iss.:rolleyes:

[beelzebub]

Well, sshe's going to figure it out one way or another you sstalion, whether it be before or after I've insserted it between her cute little legss will only sshow me how ssmart sshe iss.:rolleyes:

Thats just my point. She wouldn't know even when you do insert it. In order to have sensation it has to be felt.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Well if her canyon could posssibly be that wide, then there'ss no chansce of me having any interesst in her ssweety. I can detect sslutss and sskankss from miless away.

[beelzebub]

I can detect sslutss and sskankss from miless away.

I assume the old adage is correct then: "It takes one to know one."

[General Septem]

I assume the old adage is correct then: "It takes one to know one."
If that were true I'd shudder to think what you'd be.

[beelzebub]

If that were true I'd shudder to think what you'd be.

Huuuuu a fag? God,... how awfull!

[General Septem]

Huuuuu a fag? God,... how awfull!
I'm just saying since you seem to be able to spot arrogance, stupidity, lack of common sense - if it takes one to know one you must be these things too.

[beelzebub]

I'm just saying since you seem to be able to spot arrogance, stupidity, lack of common sense - if it takes one to know one you must be these things too.

Or better,... was those things. Yes I was stupid, lacked common sense and arrogant (still working on this one). Wait! I am still working on all these things!

I guess it depends on what level of arrogance, stupidity, lack of common sense.

[General Septem]

I still say it doesn't take one to know one. You can spot an Asian a mile away, can't you?

[beelzebub]

I still say it doesn't take one to know one. You can spot an Asian a mile away, can't you?

True but.................


A slut, and skankass? I have been surprised by many.

[General Septem]

True but.................


A slut, and skankass? I have been surprised by many.
That's why I tend not to judge, really. There've been lots of times when I'll be almost convinced a girl is not a virgin but she really is.

[beelzebub]

That's why I tend not to judge, really. There've been lots of times when I'll be almost convinced a girl is not a virgin but she really is.


So therefore; I can say "it takes one to know one" because I can't spot a slut or skankass a mile away because I am neither. However BBO stsates that he can because perhaps he is, so therefore he can.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Go ahead and act 4 years younger than your students do, if that makes you feel better. Just because I say something doesn't mean that I mean it ver batum. An intelligent person would have understood the message, I don't care for it when people like you intentionally twist the meaning of my words simply because you have no good argument against the actually meaning of them.

[beelzebub]

... Just because I say something doesn't mean that I mean it ver batum. ..., I don't care for it when people like you intentionally twist the meaning of my words simply because you have no good argument against the actually meaning of them.

Your pompous tirades are predictable as hours on a clock.

Why don’t you follow your own advice: and not take everything I say so seriously?

What I have said in this argument is fully supportive of my position whether you like it or not. Just because you dismiss it doesn't mean that it is dismissed. You are just pissed because what I have said was cutting and funny as well as witty. All you could come back with are stupid stereotypical slurs making fun of the way you think gay people speak "Swweetie". That is lame.

"ver batum" = Verbatim - I bet you did "Hooked on Phonics".

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

And I bet that you did your father. It would take something much more than childish insults to get me pissed. I'm just surprised that a Homo would use the "You're Gay" attack for his insults. You're attacking yourself as much as anyone.

[beelzebub]

....I'm just surprised that a Homo would use the "You're Gay" attack for his insults


"Quote:Originally Posted by Brains_Behind_Operation
Good point. Next time I try to pick up a woman, I'll make sure that she thinks I'm gay first....and then work my way in while she realizes otherwise!

Don’t worry, I don’t think that she would ever realize. Your facade is complete."

That does not denigrate homosexuals. It insults hetero-males such as you.

The rest of my insults were directed towards your "manhood"

Try to pay attention

[General Septem]

Don’t worry, I don’t think that she would ever realize. Your facade is complete.

That is not an insult.
You said you don't think she would realize that he is not gay, which is kind of like saying "you're gay".

[beelzebub]

You said you don't think she would realize that he is not gay, which is kind of like saying "you're gay".

It still does not denigrate homosexuals.

again it insults hetero-males because they hate attacks on their sexuality.

[General Septem]

It still does not denigrate homosexuals.

again it insults hetero-males because they hate attacks on their sexuality.
But still, why would you call someone gay?

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

It still does not denigrate homosexuals.


You're right, you can't denigrate homosexuals because it couldn't possibly get any worse. They are two steps below the lowest rung of dignity. ;)

[beelzebub]

But still, why would you call someone gay?


GS......... why do I have to explain it? Don't you know how to scroll back?

BBO & I got into it when; after I complimented the Swedish Girl and he said that I had been faking being gay.

I denied it and then he said that he should act like he is gay to trap chicks

I then said his facade was complete and BBO got prissy and mad because I am better at creating witty insults and so he started writing words with a lisp (stereotypical gay).

Personally I do not like it when guys say they will act gay to pick up chicks because str8 men shouldn't do that. It’s like saying I want to go to an all-African American club so I am going to "act black".

So why don't you ask BBO why he called me srt8? Or is that ok with you?

[beelzebub]

You're right, you can't denigrate homosexuals because it couldn't possibly get any worse. They are two steps below the lowest rung of dignity. ;)


You are such a turd! ;-)

[General Septem]

Oh no... you're one of those people that uses the word "African-American".

[beelzebub]

Oh no... you're one of those people that uses the word "African-American".

Can you answer the question?

[General Septem]

Can you answer the question?
What question? Why didn't I say anything about BBO calling you "str8"? Because he wasn't saying "you're straight" like an insult; he was jokingly saying that your whole gay thing was an act. You basically said "LOL UR GEY" in response, which is a lot different.

[beelzebub]

What question? Why didn't I say anything about BBO calling you "str8"? Because he wasn't saying "you're straight" like an insult; he was jokingly saying that your whole gay thing was an act. You basically said "LOL UR GEY" in response, which is a lot different.


So the intent of saying something makes the statement valid or invalid?

BTW did I tell you that you look like hippy troll? Oh yeah... please read this with the invalid lense because my intent was to joke.

Have a great day (valid lense)

:eek:

[General Septem]

So the intent of saying something makes the statement valid or invalid?
The intent doesn't even play into it. BBO didn't accuse you of being straight, he accused you of faking your gayness.

[beelzebub]

The intent doesn't even play into it. BBO didn't accuse you of being straight, he accused you of faking your gayness.

Ok then,.... what would that make me? Genius....:confused:

[General Septem]

Ok then,.... what would that make me? Genius....:confused:
He said you were straight, but the accusation was not your sexual preference, but your honesty. Genius. :/

[beelzebub]

He said you were straight, but the accusation was not your sexual preference, but your honesty. Genius. :/

Are you totally ignorant or what? Str8 MEANS sexual preference. Str8 means that you prefer the opposite sex.

God you must be sheltered.

[General Septem]

Are you totally ignorant or what? Str8 MEANS sexual preference. Str8 means that you prefer the opposite sex.

God you must be sheltered.
Are you on crack? Let me spell it out for you.

BBO accused you of faking your sexual preference.

The sexual preference is not the accusation - your faking it is the accusation.

The sexual preference is secondary. The accusation would be the same if you were faking an injury, accent, or orgasm.

[beelzebub]

Are you on crack? Let me spell it out for you.
BBO accused you of faking your sexual preference.
The sexual preference is not the accusation - your faking it is the accusation.
The sexual preference is secondary. The accusation would be the same if you were faking an injury, accent, or orgasm.

Ok I know this is going to be a jump for you but try to pay attention.... If I were faking being gay what would that imply?

That I was srt8.

Therefore they are both propositions by BBO that I was str8.

Ok,.... breathe and think. Don’t burn a brain cell. I know it is hard but just try.

[General Septem]

Ok I know this is going to be a jump for you but try to pay attention.... If I were faking being gay what would that imply?

That I was srt8.

Therefore they are both propositions by BBO that I was str8.

Ok,.... breathe and think. Don’t burn a brain cell. I know it is hard but just try.
Alright then, let me put it another way. The vindiction was that you are faking.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

To both of you, it was a joke! Get over it. Who really gives a fuck with what it would have meant literally? You do have a sense of humor right? What could be funnier than the idea that someone like Bubba could ever be considered an acceptable member of society?

[beelzebub]

To both of you, it was a joke!

BBO I know you were joking. GS does not know.

He is being an ass. He is parsing words and making a downward spiraling argument based on his own ego that won't admit that he is an wrong.

Its happened several times.

[General Septem]

BBO I know you were joking. GS does not know.

He is being an ass. He is parsing words and making a downward spiraling argument based on his own ego that won't admit that he is an wrong.

Its happened several times.
Perhaps you should scroll up and refamiliarize yourself with the chain of events that led to this whole thing. Of course BBO was joking.

[beelzebub]

Perhaps you should scroll up and refamiliarize yourself with the chain of events that led to this whole thing. Of course BBO was joking.

You have to be the most idiotic member of bullshit.com not to mention the homeliest.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

He is being an ass. He is parsing words and making a downward spiraling argument based on his own ego that won't admit that he is an wrong.



So what? Just don't admit that he's right, you don't have to go around these senseless circles arguing the same stupid little things. Just ignore it. When is one of you going to take the higher road and stop trying to prove such senseless points?

[beelzebub]

So what? Just don't admit that he's right, you don't have to go around these senseless circles arguing the same stupid little things. Just ignore it. When is one of you going to take the higher road and stop trying to prove such senseless points?

NO HE IS NOT... he is repeating the same thing that I just said to him to be nasty. And I SAID THAT YOU WERE JOKING prior his silly little attempt to irritate me.

So no BBO, he is not right. He is an ass. An ass, which does not read very well.

[General Septem]

So no BBO, he is not right. He is an ass. An ass, which does not read very well.
And you're such a model citizen that you feel the need to call everyone else an ass to make yourself feel better.

[miss_scandinavia]

boooring....

[Nobody]

So what? Just don't admit that he's right, you don't have to go around these senseless circles arguing the same stupid little things. Just ignore it. When is one of you going to take the higher road and stop trying to prove such senseless points?
When you become the internet monitor. Are we going to be allowed to raise our hands for recognition, or send you a 24 hour notice, before making a post? And are you going to keep the cartoon x-rayed avatar, with the under developed penis inside the skull, so that I'll know where you're comming from? And does that mean you'll always be a DICK HEAD?

[beelzebub]

And you're such a model citizen that you feel the need to call everyone else an ass to make yourself feel better.

I never fucking said that I was a model citizen. Troglodyte Ass... or better simian sphincter!

[General Septem]

I never fucking said that I was a model citizen. Troglodyte Ass... or better simian sphincter!
Let me rephrase then. The fact that you call everyone an ass when you can't think of anything better to say indicates that maybe you think of yourself as an ass.

[Paisleyspeaker]

You two!
If you don't cut it out, I'll pull this car over right now.
lol ;)

go start a thread for roasting each other:p

if you persist I will start posting such overly feminine things that the estrogen in here will be so thick, you'll start getting emotional and craving chocolate:D :p

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

You two!
If you don't cut it out, I'll pull this car over right now.

Ha! That's great! Watch out you two, or she might not let you have any dessert tonight either!



if you persist I will start posting such overly feminine things that the estrogen in here will be so thick, you'll start getting emotional and craving chocolate:D :p


I really don't think you can pull it off. I'm going to challenge you right now to give us the best that you've got! Force me to solder my eyes in order to stop the leakage.:p

[General Septem]

if you persist I will start posting such overly feminine things that the estrogen in here will be so thick, you'll start getting emotional and craving chocolate:D :p
Actually I like chocolate. I don't see how that's such a feminine thing.

I'm guessing the reason is that I simply like it, I don't have a deep emotional attachment to it. :D

[beelzebub]

You two!
If you don't cut it out, I'll pull this car over right now.
lol ;)

go start a thread for roasting each other

if you persist I will start posting such overly feminine things that the estrogen in here will be so thick, you'll start getting emotional and craving chocolate

I know, it’s horrible. However, I have to be PC all day with my kiddies and nice around friends. It is fun sometimes to be a bit of an ASS (right GS?) every now and then. Furthermore HE STARTED IT! :p

I love chocolate - Lindt is devine! Thie small chocolate spheres filled with different creme centers are lovely.

Hey BBQ and GS - Take two of the little balls and suck on them it will simulate homosex with yourselves! ha ha hahah :D

[Nobody]

Ha! That's great! Watch out you two, or she might not let you have any dessert tonight either!





I really don't think you can pull it off. I'm going to challenge you right now to give us the best that you've got! Force me to solder my eyes in order to stop the leakage.:p
Hey Pedophile, Slum Lord, etc,etc,.. how much are tickets to "the solder in your eyes "event?

[tommygun]

hahahahahahahaha