Here we go again

[Nobody]

Hows everyone been doing? been gone a couple days, or few months, but what the hell. Its too cold to ride my bike now. So the next best thing is to get drunk and pester you people, or not. But as long as someone gets gooned up.

[MrJim]

Miraculously, the Earth has continued its rotation around the Sun, the cosmos has remained an eternal mystery, and we have remained unharmed by those giant flying dildos from mars....

And I've consumed a quite impressive amount of beer :D

[General Septem]

I didn't sleep much last night and now I'm going to go to school and bench press. :D

[WhiteRaven]

There are giant flying dildos on Mars? Prove it.

[hitekredneck]

There are giant flying dildos on Mars? Prove it.

they WERE on mars, but now they're orbiting the planet known as my ex-wife :D

[LedZap]

I saw them thru a telescope .It was scary but I think I'm OK

[hitekredneck]

I saw them thru a telescope .It was scary but I think I'm OK

ya might just wanna get yer eyes checked...my ex can be blinding nowadays....she called me up about 2 yrs ago and told me she dropped 30 pounds....my first question was how, from yer belly to yer a$$?....haven't heard from her since:D

[TheSpectacularSecularist]

ya might just wanna get yer eyes checked...my ex can be blinding nowadays....she called me up about 2 yrs ago and told me she dropped 30 pounds....my first question was how, from yer belly to yer a$$?....haven't heard from her since:D

2 yrs? Talk about positive relation with your ex-wife :D

[LedZap]

Well , like Groucho Marx said : Women should be obscene and not heard.