freakazoid
04-23-2006, 08:45 PM
Historic Computer Riots!
Saturday, April 22, 2006; Posted: 5:44 p.m. EDT (21:44 GMT)
BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN)
ALLLLRIGHTY THEN.......!!! It looks like the MacIntosher's have come back SWINGING!
NEWS FLASH, WE INTERUPT THE NORMALLY SCHEDULED BULL SHIT FOR THIS LATE BREAKING NEWS....... BLINK, BLINK......
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ladies and Gent......am I on? Am I, ok, ok, I am?!! OK....
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your roving reporter, Freakazoid the Word Smith, here with you to report on the battle of the MacIntosher's vs. the PCer's! And I can tell that things are really heating up as the followers of that great prophet of the future, Steve (bow before him) Jobs, is defended by his faithful followers! Wait, wait, yes...wait Ladies and Gentlemen, is it possible, can it be, YES YES!! We also have on the field of battle a dedicated band of PCer's! waving banners with the XP logo and a picture of William Gates the marvelous! An awesome and frightening sight of followers of the legacy of that holy writ of DOS!!
Looks like we have a computer riot in the making!!!!
Just a second, just a second, can you here it? Let me move my mic closer, the MacIntosher's are here and ready to make a statement...listen Ladies and Gentlemen as a member of the Cult of Mac speaks.........
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1251/663495yn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
A person wearing an iPod duck taped to his forehead steps up to the mic......
We and only we will change the word!!! We will not let our right to rule be taking by anyone!!! This...THIS ..... AGGGGGRRRRRR .......THIS PC ABOMINATION WILL BE DEFEATED!!!!
THE FUTURE IS OURS!!!! AND OURS ALONE!!! Today, Mac Intosher, tomorrow ZA VORLD!!!!!
Did you get that Ladies and Gentlemen, have you ever heard tell of such dedication?!
Oh, oh, wait, wait!! The PCer's are coming out their huddle and they look like they are going to attack!!! They are buring, OH GOD, I CAN'T LOOK!! ladies and Gentlemen, this is one of the most horrible sights this reporter has even seen.....the PCer's are buring a pile of LIVE MAC INTOSHES!! OH GOD, I can't look!!! I can hear screaming and cries for mercy!!!
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9610/imageban105041216169ws.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Now it looks like a giant man of great power is holding up a box, let me look closer, ah yes, he is holding a box with the Holy words of WINDOWS XP UPGRADE written on the front. He is waving it around like a mad man Ladies and Gentlemen!!! This is an awesome sight!! Oh oh, he is about to speak! Let me move my mic closer again.......
http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/5848/dfd6uo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
GO SUCK A SERIAL CABLE!! Our operating system runs 93% of the world's Computers and we will never let scum like you defeat us!!! Give us Windows XP or GIVE US DEATH!!!!! DIE APPLE SCUM!!!!
Well, there you have it Ladies and Gentlemen, history in the making and you heard it first on the Freakazoid Network!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
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Saturday, April 22, 2006; Posted: 5:44 p.m. EDT (21:44 GMT)
BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN)
ALLLLRIGHTY THEN.......!!! It looks like the MacIntosher's have come back SWINGING!
NEWS FLASH, WE INTERUPT THE NORMALLY SCHEDULED BULL SHIT FOR THIS LATE BREAKING NEWS....... BLINK, BLINK......
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ladies and Gent......am I on? Am I, ok, ok, I am?!! OK....
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your roving reporter, Freakazoid the Word Smith, here with you to report on the battle of the MacIntosher's vs. the PCer's! And I can tell that things are really heating up as the followers of that great prophet of the future, Steve (bow before him) Jobs, is defended by his faithful followers! Wait, wait, yes...wait Ladies and Gentlemen, is it possible, can it be, YES YES!! We also have on the field of battle a dedicated band of PCer's! waving banners with the XP logo and a picture of William Gates the marvelous! An awesome and frightening sight of followers of the legacy of that holy writ of DOS!!
Looks like we have a computer riot in the making!!!!
Just a second, just a second, can you here it? Let me move my mic closer, the MacIntosher's are here and ready to make a statement...listen Ladies and Gentlemen as a member of the Cult of Mac speaks.........
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1251/663495yn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
A person wearing an iPod duck taped to his forehead steps up to the mic......
We and only we will change the word!!! We will not let our right to rule be taking by anyone!!! This...THIS ..... AGGGGGRRRRRR .......THIS PC ABOMINATION WILL BE DEFEATED!!!!
THE FUTURE IS OURS!!!! AND OURS ALONE!!! Today, Mac Intosher, tomorrow ZA VORLD!!!!!
Did you get that Ladies and Gentlemen, have you ever heard tell of such dedication?!
Oh, oh, wait, wait!! The PCer's are coming out their huddle and they look like they are going to attack!!! They are buring, OH GOD, I CAN'T LOOK!! ladies and Gentlemen, this is one of the most horrible sights this reporter has even seen.....the PCer's are buring a pile of LIVE MAC INTOSHES!! OH GOD, I can't look!!! I can hear screaming and cries for mercy!!!
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9610/imageban105041216169ws.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Now it looks like a giant man of great power is holding up a box, let me look closer, ah yes, he is holding a box with the Holy words of WINDOWS XP UPGRADE written on the front. He is waving it around like a mad man Ladies and Gentlemen!!! This is an awesome sight!! Oh oh, he is about to speak! Let me move my mic closer again.......
http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/5848/dfd6uo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
GO SUCK A SERIAL CABLE!! Our operating system runs 93% of the world's Computers and we will never let scum like you defeat us!!! Give us Windows XP or GIVE US DEATH!!!!! DIE APPLE SCUM!!!!
Well, there you have it Ladies and Gentlemen, history in the making and you heard it first on the Freakazoid Network!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
Now a word from our sponsors...
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