John Kerry's opinion on immigration

[General Septem]

John Kerry
Position: Allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States indefinitely and provide a path to citizenship
"I do not support blanket amnesty. I support a path to citizenship for those undocumented immigrants who have been here for a number of years and have a record of good citizenship. These folks should be allowed to take their place in line for citizenship, behind the others who came here legally. "

http://www.facebook.com/politics/debate.php?id=7152105909&ref=mf


I'm glad this fucker went and insulted the troops, because now nobody will vote for his ass.

[MrJim]

John Kerry
Position: Allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States indefinitely and provide a path to citizenship
"I do not support blanket amnesty. I support a path to citizenship for those undocumented immigrants who have been here for a number of years and have a record of good citizenship. These folks should be allowed to take their place in line for citizenship, behind the others who came here legally. "

http://www.facebook.com/politics/debate.php?id=7152105909&ref=mf


I'm glad this fucker went and insulted the troops, because now nobody will vote for his ass.

I had never heard that quote... just one more good reason to think Kerry is a dumbass.

[WhiteRaven]

"...undocumented immigrants who have been here for a number of years and have a record of good citizenship..."

How can they have a record of good citizenship if they aren't citizens, "Hi I have a Ph. D. but I am not a doctor."

[bullfighter]

"...undocumented immigrants who have been here for a number of years and have a record of good citizenship..."

How can they have a record of good citizenship if they aren't citizens, "Hi I have a Ph. D. but I am not a doctor."

LOTS of those people been here for years ,that have been good people and been good workers,to help them selfs.what would they go back to have you seen any of that.o yah blame there gouverment.when you can not stop the things that your own gouvernment do to people around the world..you think that many people all around the world hate americans for nothing[are you the blind fucks that think we do nothing wroung out there....and here you are on your pearly white asses making judgments that you no little about except your hear say...have you been anywhere where you have given those people any help.....no you sit on the land your forfathers killed to get...ON THIS POINT OF VEIW YOU ARE THE ONES THAT IS SICK AND BETTER GET YOUR FUCKING BRAINS IN ORDER BEFORE YOU GROW UP EVIL MINDED DUMB AND BLINDED MOTHER KILLERS [COLOR="Red"]i work with kids your age and have no patience for ideas like the ones you say[that is hate talk and will bring you bad charactor]COLOR]

[MrJim]

LOTS of those people been here for years ,that have been good people and been good workers,to help them selfs.what would they go back to have you seen any of that.o yah blame there gouverment.when you can not stop the things that your own gouvernment do to people around the world..you think that many people all around the world hate americans for nothing[are you the blind fucks that think we do nothing wroung out there....and here you are on your pearly white asses making judgments that you no little about except your hear say...have you been anywhere where you have given those people any help.....no you sit on the land your forfathers killed to get...ON THIS POINT OF VEIW YOU ARE THE ONES THAT IS SICK AND BETTER GET YOUR FUCKING BRAINS IN ORDER BEFORE YOU GROW UP EVIL MINDED DUMB AND BLINDED MOTHER KILLERS [COLOR="Red"]i work with kids your age and have no patience for ideas like the ones you say[that is hate talk and will bring you bad charactor]COLOR]

Oh shut up. You have no idea what the hell you're talking about... you are so full of pride for Mexico that you could care less if you hurt this country. If this country suffers, immigrants suffer... pull your head out of the clouds and quit standing up for mexican criminals.

COMING TO AMERICA LEGALLY IS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD!

[bullfighter]

Oh shut up. You have no idea what the hell you're talking about... you are so full of pride for Mexico that you could care less if you hurt this country. If this country suffers, immigrants suffer... pull your head out of the clouds and quit standing up for mexican criminals.

COMING TO AMERICA LEGALLY IS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD!

tku for your reply,even if it sounds totally ego..i do not like criminals[even tho everyone is now days]there are woman saving there lives here ,and it is hard to get in.THE MEXICAN BAD PEOPLE can be sent back there...why dont you sit on the border and shoot them ,thats what some of you peoples did to the blacks in ok when they crossed the river...i now i was there..you white ass

[MrJim]

..i do not like criminals...

If anyone enters a country illegally, he/she is a criminal, and ESPECIALLY stealing from our government assistance programs make them criminals. There are as many criminals at Texas' WIC, Medicaid, and Food Stamp offices as there are in prison, and MY tax dollars pay for it. :mad:

[WhiteRaven]

In order to be productive they would have to know english, we have been through this many times. You can't have translators for 500 workers, it screws up production terribly.

[bullfighter]

In order to be productive they would have to know english, we have been through this many times. You can't have translators for 500 workers, it screws up production terribly.

how many mex do you know here,are they scum or trying to make life better for themselfs and been good people...perhaps this is some of our payment for taking this land with the gun...like i said i know this is a problem,but to call them criminals and treat them as if they are,does not help .i know many mex and only met a few scums like some of my white and black brouthers...if there is a problem you want to complane about then find a good solution....your tax dollars kill people and you think it is ok,your medical people and phramicitcal kill 2oo,000 a year by there mistakes..all that costs your tax dollars ...so why complane about some people that need help...and they help our farmers

[WhiteRaven]

If they know english, I don't mind them being here, they can take a shit on top ofthe empire state for all I care, as long as they can say: "sorry, I could not find the bathroom" and I can understand them, if they can not speak english comprehensibly, they need to get the fuck out of america. It really is that simple. If you want to become a permanent citizen, learn to speak the language that permanent citizens speak, do not go around saying "Soy un plátano del tocador, y tengo un cerdo en mis pantalones." to everyone.

[bullfighter]

If they know english, I don't mind them being here, they can take a shit on top ofthe empire state for all I care, as long as they can say: "sorry, I could not find the bathroom" and I can understand them, if they can not speak english comprehensibly, they need to get the fuck out of america. It really is that simple. If you want to become a permanent citizen, learn to speak the language that permanent citizens speak, do not go around saying "Soy un plátano del tocador, y tengo un cerdo en mis pantalones." to everyone.

maybe some of these can learn english better,like the japs and east peoples

[WhiteRaven]

It's not just for our sake, you know. Not knowing the language 90% of a country speaks can be dangerous, I mean, imagine if you were in new york or some other place where a lot of thefts happen and you can't say "hey stop that guy, he stole my money". Sure, you could chase him down yourself, but that could take a lot longer...

[General Septem]

"Soy un plátano del tocador, y tengo un cerdo en mis pantalones."

"I am a banana to the touch, and I have a pig in my pants"?

[bullfighter]

It's not just for our sake, you know. Not knowing the language 90% of a country speaks can be dangerous, I mean, imagine if you were in new york or some other place where a lot of thefts happen and you can't say "hey stop that guy, he stole my money". Sure, you could chase him down yourself, but that could take a lot longer...

yes i see your point,it is better to learn the common language..

[WhiteRaven]

""I am a banana to the touch, and I have a pig in my pants"?"

huh? What the fuck are you talking about?

[LedZap]

If you want to become a permanent citizen, learn to speak the language that permanent citizens speak, do not go around saying "Soy un plátano del tocador, y tengo un cerdo en mis pantalones." to everyone.

Well.....Soy un plátano del tocador, y tengo un cerdo en mis pantalones.

Means:


I am a banana of the dressing table, and have a pig in my trousers

[General Septem]

""I am a banana to the touch, and I have a pig in my pants"?"

huh? What the fuck are you talking about?

This is what you said in Spanish.

[LedZap]

This is what you said in Spanish.

According to Babel Fish Translator ( http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr ) this is what " Soy un plátano del tocador, y tengo un cerdo en mis pantalones " means " I am a banana of the dressing table, and have a pig in my trousers"

[General Septem]

According to Babel Fish Translator ( http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr ) this is what " Soy un plátano del tocador, y tengo un cerdo en mis pantalones " means " I am a banana of the dressing table, and have a pig in my trousers"

My girlfriend took Spanish and she translated it how I posted it. Also, her friend speaks it fluently. Babelfish isn't always 100% accurate. ;)

[LedZap]

My girlfriend took Spanish and she translated it how I posted it. Also, her friend speaks it fluently. Babelfish isn't always 100% accurate. ;)

Yeah ,you know,I'm not too sure about Babelfish either .What is a Babelfish anyway?

[General Septem]

Yeah ,you know,I'm not too sure about Babelfish either .What is a Babelfish anyway?

Their Japanese translation is even worse. XD

[Earth Rester]

I agree, as long as they can speak english, I really dont mind them being here. Its when I dont know what the hell they are saying and I just want my DAMN CHEESE BURGER, FRIES, AND SODA...*cough*...that it starts to annoy me.

[WhiteRaven]

This is what you said in Spanish.

Oh yeah, I just typed the most ridiculous sentence I could think of into babelfish...

if anyone wants to know what the original sentence was, for some stupid reason, it was "I am a toilet banana and I have a hog in my pants."

I'm pretty sure all web translators mess sentences up like that, you can't trust them...

[Scowl]

My girlfriend took Spanish and she translated it how I posted it. Also, her friend speaks it fluently. Babelfish isn't always 100% accurate. ;)

Your girlfriend has no idea what any of it really means. Trust me on this one.

[WhiteRaven]

"Yeah ,you know,I'm not too sure about Babelfish either .What is a Babelfish anyway?"

a small sluglike creature that you put in your ear, it eats foreign languages and shits out english words. also, a while back, god said that proof denies faith so he wouldn't create proof he exists, and someone pointed out that the babelfish is proof, so god vanished in a puff of logic.

Just remember, if you go out into the galaxy, always know where your towel is.:D

[General Septem]

Your girlfriend has no idea what any of it really means. Trust me on this one.

Orly. Why would you say that?

I'll bet my girlfriend is hotter than yours.

[Scowl]

I doubt that. I have better taste than you do in women.

[General Septem]

I doubt that. I have better taste than you do in women.

My tastes have never gotten me anywhere, my status as ruler of the universe has.

[WhiteRaven]

"My tastes have never gotten me anywhere, my status as ruler of the universe has."

No, that's my status.

[Scowl]

I'm sorry, then, General, it looks like someone stole your crown. And rightfully so.

[General Septem]

"My tastes have never gotten me anywhere, my status as ruler of the universe has."

No, that's my status.

No, it's mine.


I'm sorry, then, General, it looks like someone stole your crown. And rightfully so.

^^^^^ see? Got it back. Simple.

[Scowl]

Neither of you had it, in the first place. I've hidden it, and very well if you're familiar with my method of organization.

[General Septem]

Neither of you had it, in the first place. I've hidden it, and very well if you're familiar with my method of organization.

I'll bet your method of organization involves sorting things by size in a neat, clean cabinet in your parents' basement.

[Scowl]

Not quite. But it does involve the basement. If you're the rightful owner of the title it should be no hassle to find it.

I hear there's also a black notebook you're curious about. It was found recently. I've hidden that too, but somewhere else, somewhere better.

[General Septem]

Not quite. But it does involve the basement. If you're the rightful owner of the title it should be no hassle to find it.

I hear there's also a black notebook you're curious about. It was found recently. I've hidden that too, but somewhere else, somewhere better.

It's hidden in the box that your overclocked, watercooled video card that still hasn't gotten you laid came in.

[Scowl]

I don't need a video card to get laid. I am very talented.

[General Septem]

I don't need a video card to get laid. I am very talented.

That's what I said when I built my computer, too.

[Scowl]

And what did building a new computer get you, exactly? Not laid. That's a fact!

[General Septem]

And what did building a new computer get you, exactly? Not laid. That's a fact!

You know this from experience?

[WhiteRaven]

"I'm sorry, then, General, it looks like someone stole your crown. And rightfully so."

Are you hitting on me, scowl? If you are a guy, sorry, but I don't swing that way. If you are a girl, hm... show me a picture of you...

"No, it's mine."

No, I created the universe, so it's mine.

[Scowl]

"I'm sorry, then, General, it looks like someone stole your crown. And rightfully so."

Are you hitting on me, scowl? If you are a guy, sorry, but I don't swing that way. If you are a girl, hm... show me a picture of you...

"No, it's mine."

No, I created the universe, so it's mine.

Yes, that's correct. I am hitting on *you*. In front of the General, even.

This is me. http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1996_1530221 Good eye candy. Don't enjoy yourself too much.

[Scowl]

You know this from experience?

Actually... I do. But I know something you did with your computer that had a good outcome in that general area! =P

[WhiteRaven]

"Yes, that's correct. I am hitting on *you*. In front of the General, even.

This is me. http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c...s_1996_1530221 Good eye candy. Don't enjoy yourself too much."

I am sorry, but you are far too ugly... and clearly a guy...

[Scowl]

I am sorry, but you are far too ugly... and clearly a guy...

I am a dude? But why do you reason that?

[General Septem]

Actually... I do. But I know something you did with your computer that had a good outcome in that general area! =P

Ironically I did all that with my laptop, though. :D

[Scowl]

I'd still like to hear about why I am a man. I can put it in my "stunningly manly" category.

I may even be more manly than you, General. ;D

[General Septem]

I'd still like to hear about why I am a man. I can put it in my "stunningly manly" category.

I may even be more manly than you, General. ;D

If you wish to test that theory, you're welcome to try squatting 285 lbs, benching 135, or lifting me out of bed. :p

[Scowl]

If you wish to test that theory, you're welcome to try squatting 285 lbs, benching 135, or lifting me out of bed. :p

Lift you out of bed... cake. If I push hard enough, you'll be out of bed easily.

What about you lifting *me????*

Lift 100 pounds... cake. "Hey General, pick this up for me will ya?"

And I'm wearing pink.

So there!

[WhiteRaven]

"I'd still like to hear about why I am a man."

sure looked like a man in that picture you posted, albeit a man in a dress...

[Scowl]

Yes, that's right, it does. I will not confirm my gender or identity just quite yet. I do know someone here though, rather well acquainted if I do say so.

[WhiteRaven]

really? who?

[akeohane]

who cares what he thinks

[Scowl]

really? who?

Maybe it's you. (In reality, it's not obvious? I've done better than I expected then.)

[WhiteRaven]

"Maybe it's you. (In reality, it's not obvious? I've done better than I expected then.)"

I'm confuzzled... can't you just tell us who you are? Although, it seems like you know Septem...

You may be someone I know, but I think that's just wishful thinking on my part...

[General Septem]

"Maybe it's you. (In reality, it's not obvious? I've done better than I expected then.)"

I'm confuzzled... can't you just tell us who you are? Although, it seems like you know Septem...

You may be someone I know, but I think that's just wishful thinking on my part...

Scowl is my girlfriend:

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v190/56/79/70202766/n70202766_30797938_5496.jpg

:D

[WhiteRaven]

ah, I see... That's what I figured actually...

[Scowl]

Scowl is my girlfriend.

I still claim better taste in women. =P I'd go for one of other descent... like Bulgarian or Hispanic.

[General Septem]

I still claim better taste in women. =P I'd go for one of other descent... like Bulgarian or Hispanic.

Mmmm yes, those are nice too... =p

[Scowl]

Mmmm yes, those are nice too... =p

I'll sell the Bulgarian to you then. She has dark hair and has studied dance / music in a variety of US states. Actually, she might not be Bulgarian. She is pretty fiesty. Great degree of anger when provoked, or even when unprovoked.

She isn't returnable. If fact, you don't even have to pay, I want you to have her. She's a present from me to you.

[Scowl]

ah, I see... That's what I figured actually...

So, am I hot? =P

[hitekredneck]

So, am I hot? =P

a damned sight hotter than gen, if i may say so....but then, i've a weakness fer redheads...hey gen, why don't ya dye yer hair so i can be completely unbiased? :D

[WhiteRaven]

"So, am I hot? =P"

Not telling :p

[General Septem]

a damned sight hotter than gen, if i may say so....but then, i've a weakness fer redheads...hey gen, why don't ya dye yer hair so i can be completely unbiased? :D

I tried that once, but it involved my hair being much shorter and spiked, white primer, the side of a shed, and bending over the wrong way to get more paint. :p

[Scowl]

I tried that once, but it involved my hair being much shorter and spiked, white primer, the side of a shed, and bending over the wrong way to get more paint. :p

You would make a wicked redhead with spiked hair. You'd have to lighten your brows though.. :D