my new kick ass job

[Guinness]

fuck the auto parts store. they wouldnt give me my raise, so now i work at Roush Industries in Naples Florida as a TEST DRIVER!!!! new cars, new motors in old body styles, canvas covered bodies, and all at what i was makin before!
oh, by the way, the new SRT-8 motor in the challangers/charger/300c's still gets 22 on the highway and 18+ in the city. just dont punch it all the time. that with the new computer systems tweaking out an additional 50hp, they kick ass!

[freakazoid]

fuck the auto parts store. they wouldnt give me my raise, so now i work at Roush Industries in Naples Florida as a TEST DRIVER!!!! new cars, new motors in old body styles, canvas covered bodies, and all at what i was makin before!
oh, by the way, the new SRT-8 motor in the challangers/charger/300c's still gets 22 on the highway and 18+ in the city. just dont punch it all the time. that with the new computer systems tweaking out an additional 50hp, they kick ass!

Contact me, I make great money at what I do. Send an email with the subject with "I'M INTERESTED" with your phone number and I'll discuss with you how you can also. ;)

[Guinness]

wow, ive heard some pretty bad pickup lines to get phone numbers, but that one wins!
PM me with the details of the job and pay, if im interested, then ill have you call me. keep in mind, im only full time for the next 3 months, then when college starts up again, its back to 3 days a week

[Nobody]

fuck the auto parts store. they wouldnt give me my raise, so now i work at Roush Industries in Naples Florida as a TEST DRIVER!!!! new cars, new motors in old body styles, canvas covered bodies, and all at what i was makin before!
oh, by the way, the new SRT-8 motor in the challangers/charger/300c's still gets 22 on the highway and 18+ in the city. just dont punch it all the time. that with the new computer systems tweaking out an additional 50hp, they kick ass!
Man I just came back from a super experence,from the technology, returned from a space sattellite. And from the time I was gone, to now, I've found out, the Mexicans are crossing the border! It won't be long, before they'll have your new job. So if you want a raise? Put a jack in your ass!

[Guinness]

no, they wont be able to get this job, because you actually have to be able to drive. plus as soon as they got caught packin the car with their buddies, droppin em off at the taco bell, they'd get fired.