I'm bored as FUCK!!!

[Guinness]

im bored. so im going to write about nothing. what is "nothing". surely everything is something, so then how can there be nothing. its much like nobody. everybody is somebody, so theres not really a nobody. the whole ideas of nothing and nobody are completely fictional. much like the perception of time. who made time? is there some huge clock in the sky telling us time, cause i didnt see one. you know what esle is made up the whole sanctity of life bullshit. if everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die, WHERE:S THE SACRED PART? is the wendy;s guy having a good converation about the sanctity of life, does jim morrison have anything to say about it?whats the latest from JFK? nothing. cause dave, jim, and JFK are all fucking dead. whats so fuckin sacred. oh, and the sanctity of life deosnt seem to apply to eveyrthiing now does it. we kill insects. cause they're pests. we kill chickens, cause we're hungry. we kill deer cause its fun, and were hungry. and people, we kill people cause they're pests. and its fun, and in some extreme cases, cause we're hungry! i have no ending for this, so i take a small bow.:D

[Nobody]

im bored. so im going to write about nothing. what is "nothing". surely everything is something, so then how can there be nothing. its much like nobody. everybody is somebody, so theres not really a nobody. the whole ideas of nothing and nobody are completely fictional. much like the perception of time. who made time? is there some huge clock in the sky telling us time, cause i didnt see one. you know what esle is made up the whole sanctity of life bullshit. if everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die, WHERE:S THE SACRED PART? is the wendy;s guy having a good converation about the sanctity of life, does jim morrison have anything to say about it?whats the latest from JFK? nothing. cause dave, jim, and JFK are all fucking dead. whats so fuckin sacred. oh, and the sanctity of life deosnt seem to apply to eveyrthiing now does it. we kill insects. cause they're pests. we kill chickens, cause we're hungry. we kill deer cause its fun, and were hungry. and people, we kill people cause they're pests. and its fun, and in some extreme cases, cause we're hungry! i have no ending for this, so i take a small bow.:D
When you're dead. And everyone that ever knew you, is dead. Who will know you ever exhisted? Have you been eating SHROOMS?

[Guinness]

In no way have I ever done any drugs. Including, but not limited to, shrooms, pot, crack, acid, or any others. Though, as my display name signature suggests, I am very Irish, and also raised very close to Palmdale, the center focus for the country song "Hicktown". Amongst brothers, I am known as The Irish Hick, to everyone else, simply Guinness. So, pick up a mug, beer bong, plastic cup, or whatever it may be you drink from and raise it to this toast-IF YOU WEREN'T BORED TOO, YOU WOULDN'T BE READING THIS THREAD!!
Thank You.

[Nobody]

In no way have I ever done any drugs. Including, but not limited to, shrooms, pot, crack, acid, or any others. Though, as my display name signature suggests, I am very Irish, and also raised very close to Palmdale, the center focus for the country song "Hicktown". Amongst brothers, I am known as The Irish Hick, to everyone else, simply Guinness. So, pick up a mug, beer bong, plastic cup, or whatever it may be you drink from and raise it to this toast-IF YOU WEREN'T BORED TOO, YOU WOULDN'T BE READING THIS THREAD!!
Thank You.
You've got to understand, that I only visit this site, while under the influence. Thats the best time. I'm very Hillbilly, and also live near the not so heard of home town of George Brett. One of my sons, dates a girl, who stepped in dog shit in the back yard of the parents of Brad Paisley. So Mr. Guinness, Pick up your mug so I can propose a toast. :Heres to you , and heres to me. May we never dissagree. But if we do, FUCK YOU, heres to me. Don't drink any booze, that comes in a plastic container. If its that cheep to make plastic alcoholic containers. Its contents are cheep as well. Would I not be bored if I were reading something else? I hope you find solitude in your new job. P.S.; Keep that jack handy.

[tommygun]

hahahahahahahaha

[Ape-Shit]

I'll Drink to That...!