Queer as my ex boyfriend!!! [Archive]

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-20-2006, 10:10 PM

Wow that sucks. But to be honest, I'm not too surprised. From reading your posts here you kinda seem to be that person. Kinda like Ross from Friends if he were female. At least you didn't marry the guy before you found out though :D

Anyways, after reading your post here I opened up a new browser and typed in gayjokes.com, and came across this one that I thought was pretty good:

A man dies and goes to Hell where he is greeted by the devil:
Devil: Hey, why are you bumming out?

Man: If you died and went to Hell, you''d be bumming out too.

Devil: Hell isn''t what you think it is. It's fun down here. Say, do you drink?

Man: Sure, I love to drink. Why?

Devil: Well, you''re gonna love Mondays then. Because on Mondays, all we do here is drink. Hell, we have whiskey, tiquila, rum, vodka, all the booze you want to drink. We drink til we puke then we drink more.

Man: Ah, that sounds great.

Devil: Do you smoke?

Man: Damn right I do.

Devil: Cool! You''re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world. Smoke all you want. You don''t have to worry about getting cancer because you''re already dead anyways.

Man: No shit!

Devil: You like gambling?

Man: Hell yeah!

Devil: Great! On Wednesdays, we have gambling night here in Hell. We have slot machines, roulette, craps, black jack, horse racing, you name it, we got it, and we just recently opened up a new pai gow poker table.

Man: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I never played pai gow poker before.

Devil: Now you can. You like to get stoned?

Man: I love getting stoned! You mean...

Devil: That''s right man, because on Thursdays, it''s stoner night here in Hell! Help yourself to a huge bowl of crack, smoke a joint the size of a nuclear sub, do all the drugs you want and you don''t have to worry about overdosing because you''re already dead anyhow.

Man: Awesome! I never thought Hell was one swinging place!

Devil: Are you gay?

Man: Uh, no.

Devil: Oooh, you''re gonna hate Fridays!

jonilaine

05-20-2006, 10:16 PM

HAHA that is freaking funny! And I am not sure if calling me the female version of Ross is a good or bad thing. I mean...I know we have had our differences but damn!

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-20-2006, 10:27 PM

And I am not sure if calling me the female version of Ross is a good or bad thing. I mean...I know we have had our differences but damn!

Don't let it bother you too much, I just watch too mutch TV and try to label everyone as similar to some character or actor. Personally, I'd love to hear who other people would relate me to in this context.

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-20-2006, 10:33 PM

Here's another one, a little similar to your situation:

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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back.
"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said: "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
To which he replied: "Yeah... My wife!"

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-20-2006, 10:41 PM

Just go to this site (http://www.absolutelyjokes.com/adults/gay/index-2.html), it has a few pretty good jokes: http://www.absolutelyjokes.com/adults/gay/index-1.html

This (http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/sexjokes2/homosexual.shtml) one's got a lot of good ones too: http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/sexjokes2/homosexual.shtml

hkdbadreligion

05-21-2006, 01:51 AM

Two guys are standing outside a bar low on cash, trying to think of a way to get drinks. One guy comes up and says, "Hey, I'll go buy a hot dog, we'll go into a bar, order some drinks and when the bartender gives us the bill, I pull down my pants, you drop to your knees and I have the hot dog out and you start suckin on it and we'll get kicked out for being queer and not have to pay". The second guy agreed.
So... they get the hot dog, walk into the bar and order some drinks. They down them and the bartender tells them how much they owe him and the second guy drops to his knees as the first guy drops his pants and whips out the hot dog. The bartender yells, "Get the fuck outta here ya queers!" They leave the bar and were suprised that it worked so they hit up another.
After hitting up several other bars, both men were shitfaced and the second guy says to the first, "Man, this shit is really gettin hard on my knees!" and the first guy says, "Awwe, you think that's hard? I lost the hot dog somewhere at the third bar!"

jonilaine

05-21-2006, 06:52 AM

beelzebub

05-21-2006, 09:21 AM

This one is pretty sick...funny as hell..but sick!
Here is a funny one: My ex-boyfriend had sex with his 'partner' in the bathroom of our highschool...during school! WOOT! Way to go!

I hate to say it but BBO is right. You do sound like the kind of girl who would hook up with a guy that is obviously gay. And here is another thing, I think you knew it. I think that for some reason, girls like yourself, know (or at least suspect) it before you start dating them.
Tell your boyfriend that he has a fuckbuddy and not a "partner". The thought of two zit faced teenagers fucking in a high school bathroom makes me sick. Tell him to TRY and control himself and GET A LIFE! That is truly pathetic.

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-21-2006, 02:51 PM

I hate to say it but BBO is right. You do sound like the kind of girl who would hook up with a guy that is obviously gay. And here is another thing, I think you knew it. I think that for some reason, girls like yourself, know (or at least suspect) it before you start dating them.
Tell your boyfriend that he has a fuckbuddy and not a "partner". The thought of two zit faced teenagers fucking in a high school bathroom makes me sick. Tell him to TRY and control himself and GET A LIFE! That is truly pathetic.

Wow, a homo who is judgemental about performing homosexual acts.....never thought I'd see the day. Thanks for finally seeing something the same way as me though :)

beelzebub

05-21-2006, 05:13 PM

Wow, a homo who is judgemental about performing homosexual acts.....never thought I'd see the day. Thanks for finally seeing something the same way as me though :)

Unlike you I am not surprised. I figured that you would make such a bigoted remark. I would have the same objection if it were a boy & a girl in the bathroom. You don’t need to thank me for anything. I see things this way because I have some couth. Something you should try.

jonilaine

05-21-2006, 06:44 PM

hkdbadreligion

05-21-2006, 09:28 PM

yada yada yada. whatever. So... when you sucked him off did you taste shit?

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-21-2006, 09:41 PM

I see things this way because I have some couth. Something you should try.

Oh relax, I didn't realize that you had decided to drop the mindless insults and start trying to take the high road showing good manners all of a sudden. I'll show your couth when the social situation warrants it, but just try to have some fun with a little friendly bashing.

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-21-2006, 09:46 PM

Boys boys...easy! Try to control yourselves...oh and by the way...I did NOT know that he was gay when I first started dating him...he told me later on that he was bisexual...but..now I am not so sure!

So do you think that you were just some pawn of his to keep the closet door closed? Has this butt-diver come out or is he still trying to mend things with you? And oh yea, are you okay with him fucking guys when you won't put out? Maybe if he is still trying to remain in the closet, you should throw open the door on him in the middle of class just for a little revenge. :)

beelzebub

05-21-2006, 10:13 PM

Oh relax, I didn't realize that you had decided to drop the mindless insults and start trying to take the high road showing good manners all of a sudden. I'll show your couth when the social situation warrants it, but just try to have some fun with a little friendly bashing.

Yeah, well at least............. I GOT YOU hahaha hahahah a ah aha ah I got you.
You are too much! Ha, thanks!

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-21-2006, 10:22 PM

Yeah, well at least............. I GOT YOU hahaha hahahah a ah aha ah I got you.
You are too much! Ha, thanks!

Got me with what? What have you been smoking tonight?? You're welcome I guess....
?

jonilaine

05-22-2006, 07:44 AM

yada yada yada. whatever. So... when you sucked him off did you taste shit?

No..No in fact I didn't...asshole!

jonilaine

05-22-2006, 07:49 AM

So do you think that you were just some pawn of his to keep the closet door closed? Has this butt-diver come out or is he still trying to mend things with you? And oh yea, are you okay with him fucking guys when you won't put out? Maybe if he is still trying to remain in the closet, you should throw open the door on him in the middle of class just for a little revenge. :)

Okay..He doesn't want me with any other guy...so that is as far as he has gone to "Mend things with you"...so..no he hasn't and he shouldn't...unless he wants me to round house him.

I don't really give a shit about him fucking dudes...if he would have a relationship with them first...I mean now I think he is a sex feind! And as far as me putting out...yeah I did a couple of hundred times..and then toward the end...he wouldn't put out...hmmm..wonder why?

And no...I would never seek revenge on him...I have respect and dignity...sometimes!

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-22-2006, 08:53 AM

And no...I would never seek revenge on him...I have respect and dignity...sometimes!

Naww....it's just cause you're worried how everyone else will judge you for dating a queer. Maybe even that you're worried about the revenge you'll recieve from him afterwards. But it can't be about respect and dignity now, they vanished when you caught him sleeping with GUYS. Revenge is just a good way to start building them back up!

hkdbadreligion

05-23-2006, 03:24 AM

Yeah yeah yeah, whatever. Sure you didnt. I'm an asshole, huh. Thanks for noticing.

jonilaine

05-23-2006, 09:04 AM

Naww....it's just cause you're worried how everyone else will judge you for dating a queer. Maybe even that you're worried about the revenge you'll recieve from him afterwards. But it can't be about respect and dignity now, they vanished when you caught him sleeping with GUYS. Revenge is just a good way to start building them back up!
Why would it bother me that I dated a homosexual when I am bisexual? And no my dignity didn't vanish when I found out he was cheating on me with a guy. It hurt that he was simply cheating on me...but I maintained my diginity.

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-23-2006, 12:20 PM

Why would it bother me that I dated a homosexual when I am bisexual? And no my dignity didn't vanish when I found out he was cheating on me with a guy. It hurt that he was simply cheating on me...but I maintained my diginity.

Damn I hate it when they refute what I say with something that makes perfect sense....

jonilaine

05-23-2006, 06:07 PM

Damn I hate it when they refute what I say with something that makes perfect sense....

To be completely honest with you...you HAVE helped me through this. And I kinda like your smart ass comments and your balls-to-the-wall attitude...I think it's safe to say..that I even like you as a person that I have to share a country with..I'm glad they're some smart people out there...I mean you'll never hear me say this again..probably...but your cool man..your cool!

So there...see...I'm not a TOTAL bitch!

hkdbadreligion

05-23-2006, 10:21 PM

She's Being Sarcastic! *TOTAL BITCH! TOTAL BITCH!*

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-23-2006, 11:49 PM

To be completely honest with you...you HAVE helped me through this. And I kinda like your smart ass comments and your balls-to-the-wall attitude...I think it's safe to say..that I even like you as a person that I have to share a country with..I'm glad they're some smart people out there...I mean you'll never hear me say this again..probably...but your cool man..your cool!

So there...see...I'm not a TOTAL bitch!

That's great! Just make sure you remember it when I rag on you in the future for your boyfriend finding better holes inside of a guy! :D :D

hkdbadreligion

05-24-2006, 12:20 AM

Oh dang. take that supository.

jonilaine

05-24-2006, 08:32 AM

That's great! Just make sure you remember it when I rag on you in the future for your boyfriend finding better holes inside of a guy! :D :D

Okay Ass! ;)

beelzebub

05-24-2006, 07:45 PM

Why would it bother me that I dated a homosexual when I am bisexual? And no my dignity didn't vanish when I found out he was cheating on me with a guy. It hurt that he was simply cheating on me...but I maintained my diginity.

I think that BBO was refering to your x-boyfriends dignity.

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-24-2006, 10:12 PM

I think that BBO was refering to your x-boyfriends dignity.

Oh no, I was refering to hers. Most people feel the loss of a lot of dignity when they get cheated on, and since in Jonilaine's case it was with someone from the other sex, I could only assume it would make the loss much more significant.

jonilaine

05-25-2006, 06:42 AM

But it didn't...it just hurt...bad...but now I'm over it!!!:)

beelzebub

05-25-2006, 07:12 PM

Oh no, I was refering to hers. Most people feel the loss of a lot of dignity when they get cheated on, and since in Jonilaine's case it was with someone from the other sex, I could only assume it would make the loss much more significant.

I think you are wrong. If my boyfriend cheated on me with a woman I would not feel nearly as bad if he did it with a guy. There would not be the deep sense of doubt as to my ability to please him as a man.

jonilaine

05-25-2006, 10:02 PM

I think you are wrong. If my boyfriend cheated on me with a woman I would not feel nearly as bad if he did it with a guy. There would not be the deep sense of doubt as to my ability to please him as a man.

I don't feel like I couldn't please him or I failed as a female. He cheated...plain and simple...it doesn't matter if it was with a man or woman, black or white or yellow...It's still the same act...the same sin...the same pain.

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-26-2006, 01:20 AM

I think you are wrong. If my boyfriend cheated on me with a woman I would not feel nearly as bad if he did it with a guy. There would not be the deep sense of doubt as to my ability to please him as a man.

Maybe, but your example is of a different creed. I think it would still confuse the hell out of someone if they were dumped for someone of the different sex, at least when they are in a normal straight relationship and expect their mate to see things the same way. Being cheated on is the next closest thing to being dumped.

hkdbadreligion

05-26-2006, 01:59 AM

being cheated on is worse than being dumped.

jonilaine

05-26-2006, 07:43 AM

Maybe, but your example is of a different creed. I think it would still confuse the hell out of someone if they were dumped for someone of the different sex, at least when they are in a normal straight relationship and expect their mate to see things the same way. Being cheated on is the next closest thing to being dumped.

I agree 100%

beelzebub

05-26-2006, 06:02 PM

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-27-2006, 12:28 AM

Just another example of how narrow your scope of human emotion and experience is.

Yes, completely narrow. It doesn't help much that the person who we are talking about in this example happens to agree with the same post that you're critiquing either does it?? Maybe you should look at the facts instead of trying to bring down my arguments with snide arogant remarks.

jonilaine

05-27-2006, 12:25 PM

Just another example of how narrow your scope of human emotion and experience is.

How is he the one with a narrow scope when he has the majority behind him. It seems to me that you are the one who won't open up your mind and accept new ideas.

beelzebub

05-27-2006, 02:16 PM

How is he the one with a narrow scope when he has the majority behind him. It seems to me that you are the one who won't open up your mind and accept new ideas.

Oops I was responding with this in mind
"With someone from the other sex, I could only assume it would make the loss much more significant."

I would not see it as significant as a loss.

and Jonaline: "How is he the one with a narrow scope when he has the majority behind him."
This is the epitome of what I mean as narrow. Only seeing it one way and not recognizing or understanding any other is NARROW.

vulcan

05-27-2006, 04:58 PM

we all know that Belzy is a cheater, he teach biology to get fresh cocks every day from his student hahahahah I bet you but thats not cheating that is call teaching.

I think you are wrong. If my boyfriend cheated on me with a woman I would not feel nearly as bad if he did it with a guy. There would not be the deep sense of doubt as to my ability to please him as a man.

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-27-2006, 05:11 PM

and Jonaline: "How is he the one with a narrow scope when he has the majority behind him."
This is the epitome of what I mean as narrow. Only seeing it one way and not recognizing or understanding any other is NARROW.

That's exactly what she was pointing out, about you. This post of yours only verifies the accusation that you are not seeing other people's point of view, you are only seeing things the way that you wish to see them. I do my best to understand the opponents' point of view, and show them why I disagree with it, but you seem to prefer to twist the meaning of your opponent or just demeaningly point out how stupid you think their point of view is without having the gall to explain why you think so. Doesn't that sound narrow to you?

beelzebub

05-27-2006, 05:22 PM

That's exactly what she was pointing out, about you. This post of yours only verifies the accusation that you are not seeing other people's point of view, you are only seeing things the way that you wish to see them. I do my best to understand the opponents' point of view, and show them why I disagree with it, but you seem to prefer to twist the meaning of your opponent or just demeaningly point out how stupid you think their point of view is without having the gall to explain why you think so. Doesn't that sound narrow to you?

That’s crazy! Of course I can see what you are saying as a valid viewpoint. Do I have to verify it all the time? I was just giving my perspective. The only stupid thing that I see is that while you talk about being open minded you really aren't (at least that is my opinion). Furthermore you get off thinking that you are some infallible, great debater, but I have seen some of your flaws.

jonilaine

05-27-2006, 05:55 PM

That’s crazy! Of course I can see what you are saying as a valid viewpoint. Do I have to verify it all the time? I was just giving my perspective. The only stupid thing that I see is that while you talk about being open minded you really aren't (at least that is my opinion). Furthermore you get off thinking that you are some infallible, great debater, but I have seen some of your flaws.

I'm sorry...is it fucking possible to give someone esle's opinion? I am soo glad that you pointed out that this was your opinion...thank you..I was so fucking confused!
Now back to the topic...I agree with BBO that you are being narrow minded and I think that BBO is a LOT more open minded than you are. BUT OF COURSE that is just my opinion...nope...no one else's...just mine!

beelzebub

05-27-2006, 06:15 PM

Now back to the topic...I agree with BBO that you are being narrow minded and I think that BBO is a LOT more open minded than you are. BUT OF COURSE that is just my opinion...nope...no one else's...just mine!

Well I dont see it that way. I happen to be very open minded. Perhaps I didn't come across that way in this post. I just get irritated with BBO because he is so arrogant. I distinctly remember responding to this post AFTER I had responded to another post where he claimed to be "undefeated" in another string.

You are joining a dialogue between BBO & I that has lasted a long time and has more than you read here.

Feel free to point out EXACTLY what is not open-minded and I will expand what I said.

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-27-2006, 07:05 PM

I just get irritated with BBO because he is so arrogant. I distinctly remember responding to this post AFTER I had responded to another post where he claimed to be "undefeated" in another string.

You don't need to treat everything that I say as completely serious. The post that you are talking about was just me having a little fun. It's something that the lower class among us call joking around. I know that you are far too sophisticated to participate in something so low-brow, but us dumb-fuck joe 6-packs enjoy it every now and then. Surely you can at least accept that and use that big sexy-homosexual brain of yours to figure out when it's happening.

jonilaine

05-27-2006, 09:25 PM

Well I dont see it that way. I happen to be very open minded. Perhaps I didn't come across that way in this post. I just get irritated with BBO because he is so arrogant. I distinctly remember responding to this post AFTER I had responded to another post where he claimed to be "undefeated" in another string.

You are joining a dialogue between BBO & I that has lasted a long time and has more than you read here.

Feel free to point out EXACTLY what is not open-minded and I will expand what I said.

Well this is my freaking thread so keep your past quarrels away from it...I mean how am I suppose to know that you guys have baggage...warn people first...

beelzebub

05-27-2006, 09:40 PM

Well this is my freaking thread so keep your past quarrels away from it...I mean how am I suppose to know that you guys have baggage...warn people first...

Sorry dalin, Its hard to keep up with all the posts sometimes. I'll do better I will.

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-27-2006, 09:51 PM

Well this is my freaking thread so keep your past quarrels away from it...I mean how am I suppose to know that you guys have baggage...warn people first...

Right, drop the baggage. Your post. You turned your boyfriend gay. Now see if you can do it to the next one faster than the first!

beelzebub

05-27-2006, 10:07 PM

Right, drop the baggage. Your post. You turned your boyfriend gay. Now see if you can do it to the next one faster than the first!

That’s mean BBO. She didn't turn him gay, she allowed him to use her so he could make a str8 veneer so he could placate the masses.
He was queer as a 3 dollar bill and she knew it.

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-27-2006, 10:37 PM

That’s mean BBO. She didn't turn him gay, she allowed him to use her so he could make a str8 veneer so he could placate the masses.
He was queer as a 3 dollar bill and she knew it.

Right, remember that whole thing about joking around? This was one of them, you need to keep on your toes.

beelzebub

05-27-2006, 10:58 PM

Right, remember that whole thing about joking around? This was one of them, you need to keep on your toes.

You underestimate me, as usual.

jonilaine

05-28-2006, 06:51 AM

Right, drop the baggage. Your post. You turned your boyfriend gay. Now see if you can do it to the next one faster than the first!

I did know he was...well different...sexually...he liked things that most guys wouldn't...but I don't think I turned him gay...I am pretty sure he was already that way...

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-28-2006, 09:00 AM

Quelle langue comprenez-vous ?

¿Cómo hago que usted comprende lo que estoy diciendo?

It were a joke! Don't take EVERYTHING seriously....

jonilaine

05-28-2006, 11:17 AM

Quelle langue comprenez-vous ?

¿Cómo hago que usted comprende lo que estoy diciendo?

It were a joke! Don't take EVERYTHING seriously....

The only thing I caught was...''you don't know what I'm saying..."

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-28-2006, 07:00 PM

Well I would have at least figured that you'd understand the english version....even though the others were saying otherwise.

jonilaine

05-28-2006, 07:25 PM

Well I would have at least figured that you'd understand the english version....even though the others were saying otherwise.

I'm a little confused!!!:( Help me out...;)

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-28-2006, 07:54 PM

I'm a little confused!!!:( Help me out...;)

Well I'm not sure how accurate the translations were, I just used my translation assistant on MS Word, but they were all asking something to the effect of What Language would work best for to make you understand me?!?

jonilaine

05-29-2006, 07:08 PM

okay..well when I translated it I got...You won't understand me...and it wouldn't translate the first part. But I think it's sexy when men start using different languages...you should work on yours though!

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-29-2006, 11:49 PM

J'honnêtement ne sais pas beaucoup dans aucune autre différente langue ; Je peux seulement employer ce que ce logiciel m'offre.Mais pour vous sucrez les seins, je apprenez !

jonilaine

05-30-2006, 07:40 AM

J'honnêtement ne sais pas beaucoup dans aucune autre différente langue ; Je peux seulement employer ce que ce logiciel m'offre.Mais pour vous sucrez les seins, je apprenez !

Yeah..I couldn't translate that...but it sounded or looks sexy..you sexy dog you...:)

beelzebub

05-30-2006, 07:05 PM

Yeah..I couldn't translate that...but it sounded or looks sexy..you sexy dog you...:)

BBO said:
J'honnêtement does not know a lot in no different other language; I only can employ this that this software m' offers. But for you sweeten the breasts, I learn!

Rough translation but ... consider the source.

jonilaine

05-30-2006, 07:09 PM

BBO said:
J'honnêtement does not know a lot in no different other language; I only can employ this that this software m' offers. But for you sweeten the breasts, I learn!

Rough translation but ... consider the source.

You'll learn another language for me? How sweet! Will you even buy me flowers and..oh goodness...and will you stay with me when I'm pregnant? Oh! You will!!! What a handsome, loving young man...you're my hero! (Spoken in a soft, souther accent);)

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-31-2006, 12:07 AM

I only wish more girls could love me for my simple virtues....

jonilaine

05-31-2006, 08:32 AM

I only wish more girls could love me for my simple virtues....

You are so full of shit! :D

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-31-2006, 09:35 AM

You are so full of shit! :D

I try to push it out every now and then, but I can never seem to get rid of it faster than it accumulates. :rolleyes:

jonilaine

05-31-2006, 09:54 AM

I try to push it out every now and then, but I can never seem to get rid of it faster than it accumulates. :rolleyes:

I can see where you would have a problem with that! ;)

OH GOD-Could it possibly be that we are flirting? And...*Gasp* actually getting along?:)

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-31-2006, 10:06 AM

jonilaine

05-31-2006, 10:30 AM

You act like this could be a BAD thing. Just go with the flow, don't question if your intuition is right. People who do that all the time never have nearly as much fun in their life. And how could you question us getting along - when we've not yet really disagreed on anything?

È stato significato per essere la mia vagina piccola saporita.

I didn't say it was a bad thing...and I don't guess we have disagreed that much. We usually wind up taking up for each other.:)

Non capisco. Avete una piccola vagina o?

Brains_Behind_Operation

05-31-2006, 11:42 AM

Negativo. Siete la mia vagina piccola saporita.

jonilaine

06-01-2006, 05:12 PM

Negativo. Siete la mia vagina piccola saporita.

Aww..that is so sweet in some weird kind of way!

Realmente li gradisco e siete molto divertenti ed astuti! Lo accende! ;)

Brains_Behind_Operation

06-02-2006, 12:08 AM

Si les singes volaient hors de mon âne quand j'étais heureux, il y aurait tellement beaucoup en ce moment qu'ils régneraient le monde !

jonilaine

06-02-2006, 08:52 AM

Si les singes volaient hors de mon âne quand j'étais heureux, il y aurait tellement beaucoup en ce moment qu'ils régneraient le monde !

I didn't get any of that...babble fish wouldn't translate it for me! :o

Brains_Behind_Operation

06-02-2006, 10:27 AM

I'm not always using Italian, and this one looks a little french to me.

silvery moon

06-02-2006, 11:52 AM

Goh, wat ben ik blij dat ik geen Frans meer heb. Maar aangezien iedereen hier toch in een andere taal aan het typen is, kan ik net zo goed hetzelfde doen. Niet dat iemand dit zal kunnen verstaan, hehe ^^

jonilaine

06-02-2006, 11:58 AM

I'm not always using Italian, and this one looks a little french to me.

Sorry sweets!

Puits je suis heureux que vous soyez heureux... mon petit singe d'âne...

Brains_Behind_Operation

06-02-2006, 12:12 PM

Brains_Behind_Operation

06-02-2006, 12:19 PM

Sorry sweets!

Puits je suis heureux que vous soyez heureux... mon petit singe d'âne...

¡Aquél es maravilloso! ¡Entonces somos todos los felices! ¡Celebremos con el sexo!

silvery moon

06-02-2006, 12:36 PM

U geeft ons genoeg krediet niet, volkomen begreep ik dat!

Haha, je Nederlands is goed. Al is de volgorde van de woorden niet helemaal correct. Wel cool dat iemand eindelijk eens mijn taal spreekt, in plaats van dat iedereen altijd maar moet leren engels praten. Frans, Duits en Spaans kan ik ook, al houd ik het liever bij Nederlands en Engels. :D Nederlands is trouwens echt een lelijke taal, niet? Al vind ik Duits toch een tikkeltje erger. Het klinkt zo 'barbaars' en 'luidruchtig' ^^ Maar goed, Amerikaans (althans sommige Amerikaanse accenten) klinkt mij soms ook erg irritant in de oren.

jonilaine

06-02-2006, 03:04 PM

¡Aquél es maravilloso! ¡Entonces somos todos los felices! ¡Celebremos con el sexo!

¡apruebe a mi pequeño hombre de la multi-lengua!

jonilaine

06-02-2006, 03:07 PM

Haha, je Nederlands is goed. Al is de volgorde van de woorden niet helemaal correct. Wel cool dat iemand eindelijk eens mijn taal spreekt, in plaats van dat iedereen altijd maar moet leren engels praten. Frans, Duits en Spaans kan ik ook, al houd ik het liever bij Nederlands en Engels. :D Nederlands is trouwens echt een lelijke taal, niet? Al vind ik Duits toch een tikkeltje erger. Het klinkt zo 'barbaars' en 'luidruchtig' ^^ Maar goed, Amerikaans (althans sommige Amerikaanse accenten) klinkt mij soms ook erg irritant in de oren.

Het Nederlands en het Duits zijn waarschijnlijk de afschuwelijkste talen die ik... zij zo onwetend... geen inbreuk niettemin klinken ooit heb gehoord!

silvery moon

06-02-2006, 04:14 PM

Hehe, I know ^^ And you should hear them speak English with that horrible Dutch accent. Well, I am of course an exception. My pronounciation is perfect:p

jonilaine

06-02-2006, 08:11 PM

Hehe, I know ^^ And you should hear them speak English with that horrible Dutch accent. Well, I am of course an exception. My pronounciation is perfect:p

Congratulations! You have conquered the english language...most AMERICANS don't accomplish that in a lifetime! I still haven't gotten all of it...but who cares?

Brains_Behind_Operation

06-02-2006, 11:51 PM

Haha, je Nederlands is goed. Al is de volgorde van de woorden niet helemaal correct. Wel cool dat iemand eindelijk eens mijn taal spreekt, in plaats van dat iedereen altijd maar moet leren engels praten. Frans, Duits en Spaans kan ik ook, al houd ik het liever bij Nederlands en Engels. :D Nederlands is trouwens echt een lelijke taal, niet? Al vind ik Duits toch een tikkeltje erger. Het klinkt zo 'barbaars' en 'luidruchtig' ^^ Maar goed, Amerikaans (althans sommige Amerikaanse accenten) klinkt mij soms ook erg irritant in de oren.

Ik spreek niet uw taal, slechts ben I bekwaam om het met behulp van vertaalsoftware te begrijpen. Ik weet niet hoe het de goed Nederlanders vertaalt, maar het maakt irritatingly ook uw taal in de oren.

silvery moon

06-03-2006, 05:42 AM

Translation software? Hey, that's cheating! ^^

Brains_Behind_Operation

06-03-2006, 10:21 AM

Translation software? Hey, that's cheating! ^^

Nope, just playing the game using all the tools at my disposal. Show me the rules that say I must know a language to use it!

silvery moon

06-03-2006, 04:23 PM

Rule 579 section 18B: You must know a language to use it

source: the book of rules

Brains_Behind_Operation

06-03-2006, 05:32 PM

What rule book are you looking at? Mine says that Rule #579 in section 18B is that "It's okay to grope a sexy girl as long as A) she approves it, or B) you make it look like you tripped."

jonilaine

06-04-2006, 08:47 AM

Je déteste le néerlandais... qu'il retentit stupide... donc j'emploiera le français ! YAY pour le Français ! :D

Brains_Behind_Operation

06-04-2006, 10:24 AM

jonilaine

06-04-2006, 10:34 AM

Le Français est impressionnant... Pas ? Vous pouvez dire que les choses de révolte telles que moi veulent manger les résidus des chiens tandis que le frottement des corps nus avec votre grand-père, et it toujours semble sexy !

Pas il cependant. Je peux dire mange la merde et elle regarde très jolie. Je peux dire vais baise un cheval et il semble toujours merveilleux. J'aime le français !

Ape-Shit

08-02-2006, 09:22 PM

Well, did you ever hear about the Gay Whale?

He bit the head off a submarine and sucked out all the seaman!

freakazoid

08-05-2006, 03:20 PM

Okay..so I just found out that my ex boyfriend cheated on me...with a dude! So yeah...here is how you guys can help me get over ALL of the heartbreak (note the fucking sarcasm). I need to hear your best gay jokes/insults. Hell...just give me some fucking insults...about anything/anybody... humor me dammit! ;)
Was his name "beelzebub" ( see - http://forum.bullshit.com/member.php?u=184 ) by any chance? :D:D LMAO! This homo guy?...

http://s106.photobucket.com/albums/m245/retsetevets/?action=view&current=JustforYou.jpg&refPage=&imgAn ch=imgAnch1 (http://s106.photobucket.com/albums/m245/retsetevets/?action=view&current=JustforYou.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1)

** OK, here's a joke...

Question - How do you ruin a gay honeymoon?

Answer - Pour sand in the KY Jelly. :D

** X-ray from an accident during a gay party - http://forums.atvconnection.com/i/GalleryImages/34595/SM_xray-bottle.jpg

beelzebub

08-07-2006, 09:21 PM

General Septem

08-07-2006, 09:24 PM

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

lol did I get it right? :D

beelzebub

08-12-2006, 08:58 AM

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

lol did I get it right? :D

NO you did not get it right.

General Septem

08-12-2006, 09:02 AM

NO you did not get it right.
Damn, I guess I'm not Mensa material then. :D

freakazoid

08-12-2006, 10:49 PM

I will give you a Mensa test. This is a kinesthetic & verbal challenge.

You will have to vocalize and move to prove your Mensa "worthiness".

First of all, stand up.
Grab your knees with your hands.
Relax & move your patella from side to side (this is your knee cap).

Now, spell RUN six times, out loud.

If you are able to comprehend you might be eligible for Mensa.

Who in the hell would want to be eligible for Mensa?? :confused: :D What is the point in it? A "mensa" card and about two bucks will get you a cup of coffee in a cheap diner. So who needs one? Sorry, NOT!!!!

beelzebub

08-13-2006, 07:32 AM

Who in the hell would want to be eligible for Mensa?? :confused: :D What is the point in it? A "mensa" card and about two bucks will get you a cup of coffee in a cheap diner. So who needs one? Sorry, NOT!!!!

Does no one get it? COME ON!!!

General Septem

08-13-2006, 07:33 AM

Does no one get it? COME ON!!!
Ohh, I've got it :D
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN :D

freakazoid

08-27-2006, 01:08 PM

Ohh, I've got it :D
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN :D
You need to take beelzebub's thinking into consideration here. Given the body position one would find oneself in when one would, as directed by beelzebub, to "stand up. Grab your knees with your hands."

...need I say more? :D

RUN!

General Septem

08-27-2006, 01:16 PM

I'll stand against the wall. :D

beelzebub

08-27-2006, 02:28 PM

You need to take beelzebub's thinking into consideration here. Given the body position one would find oneself in when one would, as directed by beelzebub, to "stand up. Grab your knees with your hands."

...need I say more? :D

RUN!

HA HA HHAHAH A

I got some str8 boys to act gay! hah aha ah ahah

freakazoid

08-27-2006, 02:29 PM

I'll stand against the wall. :D

Ha!! Yup, you might be safer that way! :D:D

freakazoid

08-27-2006, 02:30 PM

HA HA HHAHAH A

I got some str8 boys to act gay! hah aha ah ahah

How so beelzebub? :eek::eek: LMAO!!! :D

beelzebub

08-27-2006, 07:01 PM

How so beelzebub? :eek::eek: LMAO!!! :D

Well I was hoping that ya'll would grab your knees and start spelling R U N R U N R U N

Thats rather gay if I do say so myself. AND.................. I would know, ya know?

freakazoid

08-27-2006, 07:21 PM

Well I was hoping that ya'll would grab your knees and start sprlling R U N R U N R U N

Thats rather gay if I do say so myself. AND.................. I would know, ya know?

Oh well, we didn't get it I guess. Can we still join Mensa? :D

beelzebub

08-27-2006, 07:25 PM

Oh well, we didn't get it I guess. Can we still join Mensa? :D

naw,... you guys aren't nerdy enough.

freakazoid

09-01-2006, 09:57 PM

naw,... you guys aren't nerdy enough.
Nah, I got it the first time..."are you in?, are you in?," etc., that's why I said (as a hint to others)...

"You need to take beelzebub's thinking into consideration here. Given the body position one would find oneself in when one would, as directed by beelzebub, to "stand up. Grab your knees with your hands. ...need I say more?"

No one got it? :eek::D