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WhiteRaven
03-30-2008, 03:27 AM
GOD I HATE AOL! GOD I HATE THIS STUPID MODEM!

When I get on the internet, it will run smoothly for a while, but then if a webpage has too many images, the damn thing stops working. The old modem that got hit by lightning did not do this, It simply had to be refreshed like 100 times, but no, every time this modem encounters too large a page, it stops working, forcing me to either:

A: Restart AOL, like 4 times while it tells me that it is already connected or I'm already signed on... um, if either of those were true, then I wouldn't be fucking pissed off, now would I Mr. Modem?

B: Restart the computer, forcing me to wait like five minutes for everything to reload, and again shut the little programs like Quicktime or Kodak easyshare off...

which one it requires usually depends on the whim of the modem...

also, When I have too many windows open, the right click button stops working, and when I minimize AOL it repeatedly tells me that an error has occured, WHY IN FUCK'S NAME DO I NEED THAT MESSAGE 5,000,000 TIMES? Why can't it just tell me once?

Furthermore, I think this is just my OCD talking, but HOW THE FUCK DO I CLOSE THAT STUPID FUCKING INFORMATION WINDOW THAT AUTOMATICALLY POPS UP EVERY TIME I FUCKING START AOL, AND WON'T CLOSE NO MATTER HOW MANY I CLICK THE FUCKING X BUTTON?!

conspiracy
03-30-2008, 07:17 PM
We warmly refer to AOL as AOHELL here. It is nothing more than a giant virus that you surf the internet on. Once AOHELL is installed into your computer it gets into everything , slows it all down. The unfortunate thing is the only way to get rid of it is to reformat your computer and never install it again.

Please for your insanity , get rid of it. IT will only get worse.

freakazoid
03-30-2008, 09:42 PM
GOD I HATE AOL! GOD I HATE THIS STUPID MODEM!

http://perfectcr.com/uploads/pics/aohell.serendipityThumb.jpg
I wrote off AO-HELL a long time ago. THEY SUCK!! They're utterly worthless http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon13.gif...unless you're interested idiotic puke as...

* Your horoscope (idiots love such things). NOT...

* Gay Dating. NOT...

* Latina Love. NOT...

* Brainless so-called "celebrities." NOT...

* Worthless pop "news." NOT...

* Idiotic rock star status wanna bee presidential candidates. NOT...

http://kwc.org/blog/archives/photos/11-15-03.kill%20aol-1.jpg

General Septem
03-31-2008, 04:51 AM
http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon13.gif...unless you're are interested idiotic puke as...

* Your horoscope (idiots love such things). NOT...

* Gay Dating. NOT...

* Latina Love. NOT...

* Brainless so-called "celebrities." NOT...

* Worthless pop "news." NOT...

* Idiotic rock star status wanna bee presidential candidates. [B]NOT...


And yet, Yahoo does all of these things better (or just more sketchy, depending on your preference) anyway. :D

freakazoid
03-31-2008, 09:56 PM
And yet, Yahoo does all of these things better (or just more sketchy, depending on your preference) anyway. :D
Yeah, true, Yahoo is just as bad. Pure mindless crap! http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon13.gif

Whiteravenisawsome
04-03-2008, 11:15 PM
Why don't you punh it in thef ace? will yoiu marry me Whitraven?

WhiteRaven
04-03-2008, 11:21 PM
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Is someone playing a prank on me?

Anyway, How the hell would you suggest I punch AOL in the face?! And no I won't marry you because I don't fucking know you!!!

On a lighter note, I have a groupie, which is cool...

akeohane
04-04-2008, 10:15 PM
i had aol back in the day. really not worth the money because of how slow it is.

hitekredneck
04-05-2008, 08:13 AM
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Is someone playing a prank on me?

Anyway, How the hell would you suggest I punch AOL in the face?! And no I won't marry you because I don't fucking know you!!!

On a lighter note, I have a groupie, which is cool...

i dunno that it's cool, wr, since they spell like that "deciple" character

WhiteRaven
04-05-2008, 02:49 PM
Good point...