Curses and Cheers

[Paisleyspeaker]

Please post your favorite curse or cheer I'll start us off.

Curses
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits, and your fingernails turn to tissue paper.

May you fall into an outhouse just after a troop of Ukrainians finish six kegs of beer and a pot of prune stew.



Cheers
May the sun always be over your head, the wind at your back and may every one love you , and if God can't turn their hearts may he turn their ankles so you know them by their limping.

now yours........

[beelzebub]

I am a bit more simplistic. I find that long curses don't work well when used as a closing to a discussion. These are used as I recite the experience to someone.

Favorite curse:
Male: I hope shits his pea brains out!

Female: I hope that bitch breaks her cunt!

Whew.. Ok that’s bad, but I am evil sometimes.

Blessing

I wish nothing but the best for (him her).

[Paisleyspeaker]

How would one break such a thing? We both know that some men are mutts, and a cunt need only to exist for them to use it. I like the other, it's kinda like one I use from time to time "i hope his balls fall off"

[freakazoid]

Please post your favorite curse or cheer I'll start us off.

Curses
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits, and your fingernails turn to tissue paper.

May you fall into an outhouse just after a troop of Ukrainians finish six kegs of beer and a pot of prune stew.



Cheers
May the sun always be over your head, the wind at your back and may every one love you , and if God can't turn their hearts may he turn their ankles so you know them by their limping.

now yours........

Well, it depends. If I am in a good mood and want to curse someone I would use "May you live in interesting times" - Reportedly an "Old Chinese Curse." But, if I am in the occational bad mood, I will probably use "Eat shit, fuck off and die!" :mad: That one seems to work well.

As for a cheer, I prefer "May the best day of your past, be the worse day of your future." :)

[quadsixes]

"May the bags under your eyes grow so big, your head falls in them."
-- Sophia Petrillo

[General Septem]

May the beautiful birds of the sky, the mighty rain, and the roaring thunder and lightning, shit on your car, flood your house, and electrocute your dog.

:D

[freakazoid]

May the beautiful birds of the sky, the mighty rain, and the roaring thunder and lightning, shit on your car, flood your house, and electrocute your dog.

:D
Shit! LOL, someone must have cursed New Orleans with that one! :D Hey, by the way, what happened to Paisleyspeaker? She seems to have disappeared since some asshole told her (for no reason at all :mad: ) to "rot in hell, cunt" ...or something like that. Anyone hear from her?

[freakazoid]

"May the bags under your eyes grow so big, your head falls in them."
-- Sophia Petrillo

Ha ha!! :D

[General Septem]

Shit! LOL, someone must have cursed New Orleans with that one! :D Hey, by the way, what happened to Paisleyspeaker? She seems to have disappeared since some asshole told her (for no reason at all :mad: ) to "rot in hell, cunt" ...or something like that. Anyone hear from her?
She actually responded to that bozo and made a few posts after that, but it has been a few months. I'm not really sure where she went. :confused:

[freakazoid]

She actually responded to that bozo and made a few posts after that, but it has been a few months. I'm not really sure where she went. :confused:

Hopefully, that asshole was banned! :mad:

Hey General, have you started your system cube yet? Keep me posted with pictures if you want. Would be cool to see it take shape. ;)