Describe a Perfect Female Figure

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Alright bullshitters! Here's the epitomy of what this site was made for, absolute sexism! Describe what qualities you think build the perfect female. We're talking only physical here, save that personality crap for a different thread!

For me a perfect girl is about 5'4", weighs around 100-120lbs, with an innocent face and doesn't wear makeup. She has a slender but athletic build with a firm round ass, small enough to fit an entire cheek in one hand. I'd have to say probably bright blue eyes with long smooth hair just down to her shoulders and her nose curved just slightly upward and small but full lips. And saving the best for last, the perfect girl would have firm round natural B cup breasts, with niples about the size of a quarter that just perk out a little bit.

**yea those large double D breasts look great when she's wearing clothes. But when she takes em off those things don't stand a chance of supporting themselves and sag all over the place, unless they're implants which is worse.

[jonilaine]

Uhhh...that is sad..but I like your honesty!

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Sad? How? I figured that you would be the only girl in here that would actually participate and give your own description!

[Paisleyspeaker]

The perfect female form huh? For me 5'4" is a little short. But to each their own. I am a fan of the Jessica Rabbit type. Hourglass with long hair. Preferably dark, brown or red. I wear mine just longer that waist lenth, I almost can sit on it. You are right about the double D sag, but there is nothing wrong with a full set of C's. Not a big fan of super skinny either, healthy is best. Like Kate Winslet in Titanic. I know , I know the movie sucked, but she was hot topless.

[beelzebub]

For Long Term
Smart and funny. Serious at times and mostly relaxed. Sensitive to others but not a bleeding heart. Someone who sees the "big picture" Handsome and graceful.

This is mostly found in my partner.

Fantasy
V figure, 6 pack, ropey arms, broad shoulders, taller than me, dark... I mean really dark. Sultry. Hung like a Russian bull and..... READY TO RUMBELL!!!!!!!

I had this when I was in Peace Corps - Ghana. This is one of my most powerfull memories. Miachel Obah

[beelzebub]

Sweet and loving. Stylish but never pretentious. Feminine but not prissy. Can wear makeup without anyone knowing and can be all-natural without anyone knowing. Can laugh at almost anything. Strong but not totally independent. Fits into almost any situation.

Several of my lovely female friends.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

For Long Term
Smart and funny. Serious at times and mostly relaxed. Sensitive to others but not a bleeding heart. Someone who sees the "big picture" Handsome and graceful.

This is mostly found in my partner.

Fantasy
V figure, 6 pack, ropey arms, broad shoulders, taller than me, dark... I mean really dark. Sultry. Hung like a Russian bull and..... READY TO RUMBELL!!!!!!!

I had this when I was in Peace Corps - Ghana. This is one of my most powerfull memories. Miachel Obah


Sweet and loving. Stylish but never pretentious. Feminine but not prissy. Can wear makeup without anyone knowing and can be all-natural without anyone knowing. Can laugh at almost anything. Strong but not totally independent. Fits into almost any situation.

Several of my lovely female friends.


You're really not good at understanding and/or following guidelines are you?

[this_is_bullshit]

Two words... Well a name really:

Vida Guerra.

http://www.somewhatdamaged.net/pictures/vida.jpg

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Damn, you sure can pick 'em, that was almost just the figure that I was imagining when I wrote my description!

[this_is_bullshit]

Yea, want more? I bet you do:

Google image search for Vida Guerra. Enjoy! (http://images.google.com/images?q=Vida+Guerra&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images)

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

A bit of a disapointment really. Not to say that they weren't hot pictures, but they strayed more from my initial description than the first picture. I think a lot of it had something to do with the face, just telling the entire world that she's got enough "experience" to be a "professional."

[General Septem]

Let's see. Well a few girls come to mind. Anywhere from 5' to 5' 6". I don't know cup sizes, but for me, breasts are like overclocking. Get them as big as you can while maintaining a good shape without sagging. It's a fine line and it'll be different for everyone (I'm not talking about implants btw, that's no good unless they're done really well). Think Keeley Hazell. And around 100-120 is good.

As for the face, I love green eyes, but the glowing kind of green as opposed to the drab kind of green. I also love glowing blue eyes, especially when there's like a black ring around the iris. Darker complexion is really nice too, but not too dark. I like brown hair, but redheads are also really cute. Either way, the hair has got to be natural. None of that coloring and dying shit. As for lips, I like really full and kissable lips, lips that are like begging me to kiss them.

As for ethnicity, I know several extremely cute girls that are Asian, but I know a lot of white girls that are really cute too. I probably know more cute white girls than Asian girls, but since I only know a few Asian girls to begin with, the percentage of Asian girls that are cute is many times higher than for white girls. For the most part, I really love a unique looking face.

[rawsugar]

Has anyone got any opinions on the whole hip to waist ratio thing? Apparently a lower ratio is more attactive?
Abi

[General Septem]

Has anyone got any opinions on the whole hip to waist ratio thing? Apparently a lower ratio is more attactive?
Abi
There's a balance. It's not too attractive if the hips are sticking way out laterally, but a little bit is good. Kind of like how gigantic breasts aren't exactly better. It's all about balance.

[rawsugar]

Yeah. I can see some sense in the idea though, curvier hips are more feminine looking. In regard to boobs, I think that there are nice small boobs and nice big boobs and ugly small boobs and ugly big boobs. Like my mums are pretty big, but I don't think shes going to be getting offers from playboy anytime soon.

I'm not a fan of the fake look, but that doesn't mean I'm against implants full stop. Just when they look ridiculously oversized and quite obviously not real.

I'm happy with my size. "quitebig for a skinny girl" apparently, but actually kind of average I think.
Abi

[General Septem]

I'm happy with my size. "quitebig for a skinny girl" apparently, but actually kind of average I think.
Abi
Yes, they are quite good I'd say :D

[rawsugar]

Yes, they are quite good I'd say :D

Haha, thanks John

[General Septem]

Haha, thanks John
Anytime ;) lol how do I look? I'm the guy who just added you. People say I look like John Lennon. :D

[rawsugar]

I can see the resemblance actually. You also look a bit like my friend Dave :) How long is your hair down?
Abi

[General Septem]

I can see the resemblance actually. You also look a bit like my friend Dave :) How long is your hair down?
Abi
Thanks =D lol by now it's past my shoulders. It can touch my lumbar if I tilt my head back, but with my head in a natural position, it goes about halfway down the thoracic section, almost to where the peak of its arch is.

[rawsugar]

Thanks =D lol by now it's past my shoulders. It can touch my lumbar if I tilt my head back, but with my head in a natural position, it goes about halfway down the thoracic section, almost to where the peak of its arch is.

I'm feeling incredibly stupid right now because I don't have a clue what you are talking about. Biology never was my strongpoint.
Abi

[General Septem]

I'm feeling incredibly stupid right now because I don't have a clue what you are talking about. Biology never was my strongpoint.
Abi
Haha, it's not really mine either, but I didn't know how else to best benchmark its length. I'll show you a diagram:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/Spinal_column_curvature.png

It's more like about a third into the thoracic section. :D

[rawsugar]

Ahh, quite long then.
Abi

[General Septem]

Ahh, quite long then.
Abi
It's long enough that I almost can't reach high enough to stand it on end. :D

[rawsugar]

I think that might be longer than mine. I'm not quite sure though because the layers confuse me, and we have to allow for different arm lengths lol.
Abi

[General Septem]

I hope to grow it waist length one day. :D

[rawsugar]

You big hippy you :p

[General Septem]

You big hippy you :p
Haha I have long hair and I wouldn't be against marijuana, but I'm not a hippy. More like a neo-anarchist. :D

[rawsugar]

What's the difference between neo-anarchy and just plain anarchy? :P

You can't believe we should be completely lawless, because that would conflict with the views you express in the abortion thread.
Abi

[General Septem]

I don't necessarily think abortion should be illegal, though, because that wouldn't really help anything. It's one of those things that can't be simply legislated away.

But isn't that true of a lot of things? I'm not sure if you've heard of Prohibition or not.

As a neo-anarchist, I don't believe in a neo-anarchy, but rather I'm an anarchist only a little different.

I believe most laws in effect are either things that can't be legislated away, shouldn't be arbitrary, aren't helping anything, aren't preventing the crime from taking place, or are things that should be left up to personal preference.

I believe that in an ideal society, everyone acts to better each other. Everyone would be intelligent enough to know what they have to do and what they can do to better society, and why it is so important.

But here's where the "neo" part comes in: I don't think it's possible. People are too selfish and/or don't know any better.

I definitely think the American government is too batshit about regulating everything, though.

[rawsugar]

I agree. The utopia you describe sounds perfect, but human nature means its not going to happen. It's like communism, great in theory, but probably pretty horrific in reality. Abi

[beelzebub]

Has anyone got any opinions on the whole hip to waist ratio thing? Apparently a lower ratio is more attactive?
Abi

How do you measure the hip? Where do you start and where does it end?

The waist measurment is a tad bit variable because it depends on where the waist is (higher or lower).

[freakazoid]

How do you measure the hip? Where do you start and where does it end?

The waist measurment is a tad bit variable because it depends on where the waist is (higher or lower).

An old college friend and I used have a great way to rate women. Very logical and easy to do...

- 1 to 3 points for feet to the top of the legs,

- 1 to 3 points for the rear end to the end of the neck,

- 1 to 3 points for the face, hair, etc.

Possibility of a max of nine points, and ...

If the whole female "worked together well," she received the "sexter point" and was scored a perfect ten. Perfect system, very simple and accurate! Just plain mathematics. :D

[rawsugar]

How do you measure the hip? Where do you start and where does it end?

The waist measurment is a tad bit variable because it depends on where the waist is (higher or lower).

The hip measurement is the widest point in the general hip area and the waist is the narrowist point :)
Abi

[beelzebub]

The hip measurement is the widest point in the general hip area and the waist is the narrowist point :) Abi

I see. Its just miscommunication. When I hear hip I think of one side of a person. If I were to say what you said I would have said: hip to hip to waist raito.

anyway..

Interesting,... so you find women with the hour glass figure the most sexually attractive?

[General Septem]

I see. Its just miscommunication. When I hear hip I think of one side of a person. If I were to say what you said I would have said: hip to hip to waist raito.

anyway..

Interesting,... so you find women with the hour glass figure the most sexually attractive?

Well they say the average ideal figure is I believe 90-60-90 (cm), although this can vary from person to person. This girl is approximately that (she's actually 92-56-84 but that's somewhat close)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/akai-suisei/random/gori-17-03.jpg

:D

Although she has a great body, it's not what I would consider 100% perfect. I think I might like a 100-55-92 but I'm guessing.

[jeremyskids]

I guess the perfect female figure would have to be about 5' 4" to 5' 9", 110 to 130 pounds, tight little ass that can be squeezed when having sex, large but not overly huge firm breasts with perky nipples...oh, got a problem now, must go take care of it....

[yea_thats_right1]

Alright bullshitters! Here's the epitomy of what this site was made for, absolute sexism! Describe what qualities you think build the perfect female. We're talking only physical here, save that personality crap for a different thread!

For me a perfect girl is about 5'4", weighs around 100-120lbs, with an innocent face and doesn't wear makeup. She has a slender but athletic build with a firm round ass, small enough to fit an entire cheek in one hand. I'd have to say probably bright blue eyes with long smooth hair just down to her shoulders and her nose curved just slightly upward and small but full lips. And saving the best for last, the perfect girl would have firm round natural B cup breasts, with niples about the size of a quarter that just perk out a little bit.

**yea those large double D breasts look great when she's wearing clothes. But when she takes em off those things don't stand a chance of supporting themselves and sag all over the place, unless they're implants which is worse.


sounds like youre describing a 15 year old.... creepy..

[theicidal maniac]

sounds like youre describing a 15 year old.... creepy..

Yes ...perhaps he's describing the 15 year old that General posted in the previous comment.

[Ape-Shit]

Were not starting to get into Child Porn here are we? I think the Maniac is right. If you are going to post a a picture of a woman to show her figure, how about make sure she's over 21 and not a teenie bopper.

Wait, I have an "Idea"! That sounds like a new Thread. How about the ladies of Bullshit submit their figured photo, provided of course they meet the age requirements.

We could take a poll and the winner could become "Ms. Bullshit". Hey, it could turn into an annual event.

Well, what do you think?:p

[General Septem]

Yes ...perhaps he's describing the 15 year old that General posted in the previous comment.

The girl in that pic is Yoko Kumada, born May 13 1982. The picture was from one of her legitimate photo albums. I'm not sure which, but the earliest one that was published of her was published in 2002, when she was 20 years old.

Sorry to disappoint you, but she's a little old for your apparent tastes.

[MrJim]

Were not starting to get into Child Porn here are we? I think the Maniac is right. If you are going to post a a picture of a woman to show her figure, how about make sure she's over 21 and not a teenie bopper.

Wait, I have an "Idea"! That sounds like a new Thread. How about the ladies of Bullshit submit their figured photo, provided of course they meet the age requirements.

We could take a poll and the winner could become "Ms. Bullshit". Hey, it could turn into an annual event.

Well, what do you think?:p

A Ms. Bullshit Pageant... now there's an idea that sticks! Of course, I doubt we have a lot of supermodels that spend a lot of time blogging... but you can't ever tell.

[yea_thats_right1]

what is your definition of full figured? :D

[theicidal maniac]

The girl in that pic is Yoko Kumada, born May 13 1982. The picture was from one of her legitimate photo albums. I'm not sure which, but the earliest one that was published of her was published in 2002, when she was 20 years old.

Sorry to disappoint you, but she's a little old for your apparent tastes.

My apparent tastes? Oh you mean the ones I haven't discussed? You old mind-reader, you.

[General Septem]

My apparent tastes? Oh you mean the ones I haven't discussed? You old mind-reader, you.

I was merely referring to your wishfully thinking that the girl was underaged, which she isn't.

[MrJim]

I was merely referring to your wishfully thinking that the girl was underaged, which she isn't.

If everyone looked their age, we wouldn't have to check IDs now would we? ;)

[theicidal maniac]

I was merely referring to your wishfully thinking that the girl was underaged, which she isn't.

Good comeback. You're the one that posted the pre-teen pretender. She looks underage, and I'm sure it's intentional. Plus you animè types always dig the schoolgirl uniforms. Plus you're catholic which suggests a penchant for pre-pubescent pelt. Sleep tight pervert.

[MrJim]

Good comeback. You're the one that posted the pre-teen pretender. She looks underage, and I'm sure it's intentional. Plus you animè types always dig the schoolgirl uniforms. Plus you're catholic which suggests a penchant for pre-pubescent pelt. Sleep tight pervert.

Acually, her website states that she is older than my fiancee by over 4 months...

Birthday: May 13, 1982

[theicidal maniac]

Acually, her website states that she is older than my fiancee by over 4 months...

Birthday: May 13, 1982

She's older than my wife by two years, heh heh

[MrJim]

She's older than my wife by two years, heh heh

Damn, what an old cow. Ha Ha :D

[theicidal maniac]

Damn, what an old cow. Ha Ha :D

*ahem* ... you're a texan, you should know it's "heiffer"

[MrJim]

*ahem* ... you're a texan, you should know it's "heiffer"

Looks just like a cow to me, so I'll call it a cow.

[General Septem]

Good comeback. You're the one that posted the pre-teen pretender. She looks underage, and I'm sure it's intentional. Plus you animè types always dig the schoolgirl uniforms. Plus you're catholic which suggests a penchant for pre-pubescent pelt. Sleep tight pervert.

She doesn't look underage in the least. If they wanted her to look underage, they would've shot the pic from a higher altitude in relation to her body to make her look smaller, but instead the camera height was in line with her midriff, a technique that many photographers use to make their subjects look larger than life.

Now if she were a cow, she'd be considered grandma-old. :D

[MrJim]

She doesn't look underage in the least. If they wanted her to look underage, they would've shot the pic from a higher altitude in relation to her body to make her look smaller, but instead the camera height was in line with her midriff, a technique that many photographers use to make their subjects look larger than life.

Now if she were a cow, she'd be considered grandma-old. :D

She does look very, very young.

[something]

She does look very, very young.

They can make a Sixty year old look like a fourty years old, can they make a 20 years old look like a seventeen years old.

[MrJim]

They can make a Sixty year old look like a fourty years old, can they make a 20 years old look like a seventeen years old.

When you say "they" are you meaning someone digitally altering a photo, or someone doing the girl's makeup?

[something]

When you say "they" are you meaning someone digitally altering a photo, or someone doing the girl's makeup?

I was thinking about cosmetic surgery and make-up, but digital altering works to.

[MrJim]

I was thinking about cosmetic surgery and make-up, but digital altering works to.

Well, I think she looked pretty, if anybody nails me for it, I was misinformed! She said she was 24!! :D

[General Septem]

On the other hand, American women have a tendency to look a lot older than other women of the same age. Especially trailer trash who sit around drinking a lot of beer and tequila and chain smoking two cigarettes at a time. Not to mention our white complexion which makes us more prone to wrinkles at an earlier age.

But if you look at her face and hands she does have a more matured look about her. She just also has very smooth skin and curvy features which may make her look younger. Not to mention a look of innocence that girls like this (http://media.glam0ur.com/gals/danni/sandra_shine/02/sandra_shine_01.jpg) do not. She is also 5' 4", which is somewhat tall for a Japanese female.

[MrJim]

On the other hand, American women have a tendency to look a lot older than other women of the same age. Especially trailer trash who sit around drinking a lot of beer and tequila and chain smoking two cigarettes at a time. Not to mention our white complexion which makes us more prone to wrinkles at an earlier age.

But if you look at her face and hands she does have a more matured look about her. She just also has very smooth skin and curvy features which may make her look younger. Not to mention a look of innocence that girls like this (http://media.glam0ur.com/gals/danni/sandra_shine/02/sandra_shine_01.jpg) do not. She is also 5' 4", which is somewhat tall for a Japanese female.

One thing you can't miss about a lot of hispanic and oriental girls, they look pretty young, then they pop out a bunch of kids and inflate into this blob that rolls around Wal-Mart in one of those lazy-carts.

[Ape-Shit]

what is your definition of full figured? :D

My Kind of "Woman"...!:p

[theicidal maniac]

But if you look at her face and hands she does have a more matured look about her. She just also has very smooth skin and curvy features which may make her look younger. Not to mention a look of innocence that girls like this (http://media.glam0ur.com/gals/danni/sandra_shine/02/sandra_shine_01.jpg) do not. She is also 5' 4", which is somewhat tall for a Japanese female.

Dude, step away from the photograph, turn off the 'puter, and meet a woman.

[Ape-Shit]

Hmmmmm, That reminds me of a movie.., you know, the one where the dude had an accident the first time out. Let me think...., OK, I got it.

I got it. Hey you guys remember "Forest gump"?

[starry123nights]

Hmmmmm, That reminds me of a movie.., you know, the one where the dude had an accident the first time out. Let me think...., OK, I got it.

I got it. Hey you guys remember "Forest gump"?

hahaha....Ape...Life is like a box of chocolates

[theicidal maniac]

And AJK is the chocolate covered NUT.

[starry123nights]

And AJK is the chocolate covered NUT.

you are just way too funny tonight, except this one I gotta kinda agree.

[buttless_wonder]

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