Masturbation

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Every guy does it, many girls do it occasionally too. WHy do we do it? Because it feels so good, and it's an acceptable substitute when you can't get any. But have any of you ever tried stopping for a while? I just finished a 2 month stint of not allowing myself any pleasure down there. Why'd I do it? Just to prove that I can, it takes a lot of self control. But when I finally did it again for the first time after so long, I have to admit that because it had been so long it was better than any sex that I've ver had. But my balls were sore afterwards, it's the only time they've ever been sore without some sort of sudden contact - i.e. a foot at swift speeds. Give it a try...if you can pull it off!

[Saxy_Swimmer]

WHy do we do it? Because it feels so good, and it's an acceptable substitute when you can't get any. But have any of you ever tried stopping for a while? I just finished a 2 month stint of not allowing myself any pleasure down there. Why'd I do it? Just to prove that I can, it takes a lot of self control.

:eek: Hmm, interesting topic I must say. I was previously thinking, "Is that a sin?" I've always wondered that. IF it is, then why would it be?
Oh and congwats on 2 months? :p

[justanotherredneckgirl]

No, it's not a sin. That's a perfectly acceptable form of self pleasure. It's definitely better for you than drinking or doing drugs. And there are lasting effects such as better mental health. Sex (even self sex) is great at relieving headaches, making our skin look better, sweating off some calories, and is even a form of natural prozac. So, I say. Keep on spanking it. :D Have a great Day, Rev. Steph.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

So is something a sin then only if it is bad for you or someone else? In that case then what is so bad about number 10 - Thou Shalt Not Covet ...? Simply wanting something that your neighbor has isn't hurting anyone or anything. Not that I disagree with you, but I'm surprised to see a Reverend (if you truely are a Reverend) so open about fornication.

[Paisleyspeaker]

coveting does hurt you. If you want what you don't have, you don't appreciate what you do have, and you also begin to resent those who do have it. How could they be more deserving than you? It prevents you from being truly happy and satisfied.

[freakazoid]

Every guy does it, many girls do it occasionally too. WHy do we do it? Because it feels so good, and it's an acceptable substitute when you can't get any. But have any of you ever tried stopping for a while? I just finished a 2 month stint of not allowing myself any pleasure down there. Why'd I do it? Just to prove that I can, it takes a lot of self control. But when I finally did it again for the first time after so long, I have to admit that because it had been so long it was better than any sex that I've ver had. But my balls were sore afterwards, it's the only time they've ever been sore without some sort of sudden contact - i.e. a foot at swift speeds. Give it a try...if you can pull it off!

Was it videod? :D:eek::D

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

coveting does hurt you. If you want what you don't have, you don't appreciate what you do have, and you also begin to resent those who do have it. How could they be more deserving than you? It prevents you from being truly happy and satisfied.


That's not inherently true. I want loads of money, but I am not the least bit bothered by people who do have it. Wanting something we don't have gives us the drive to attain it. Why is it a sin to not be truly happy and satisfied? It seems kinda like saying do only what you want to, keep yourself truly happy and satisfied. Then we never strive to get what we don't have and improve ourselves as well as society.

[beelzebub]

That's not inherently true. I want loads of money.

There is a big difference between coveting and wanting. Get a clue!

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

No there is not. To covet is to have a strong desire to posess something that someone else has; or to want to have something very much. Coveting is just a stronger verb than wanting.

[Paisleyspeaker]

Covet:
To feel blameworthy desire for (that which is another's). See Synonyms envy.
To wish for longingly. See Synonyms desire

Wanting something, and wanting something that belongs to someone else is diffrent. There is an element in coveting that takes dear things away from others to satisfy your own selfishness. There is a big diffrence between a man saying he wants a wife, and a man saying he wants your wife.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

And why is it so terrible to want what someone else owns? It's not that difficult to find a duplicate of that item. You are just using your neighbor's posessions to decide what stuff to get for yourself.

[beelzebub]

No there is not. To covet is to have a strong desire to posess something that someone else has; or to want to have something very much. Coveting is just a stronger verb than wanting.


Yes there is...as you said it is a STRONG DESIRE. Coveting can lead one to other activities like, being nasty to the person that has it, stealing and pretension once you get it.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

That's right, it CAN lead to this. So can other feelings such as general hatred, or racism. None of them necessarily lead to anything. So why does coveting make the top ten?

[hkdbadreligion]

These are only sins if you believe in God or the ten commandments or the bible or christianity. If someone has something you want you can always find another, buy it from that person, or make it.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

No shit! That doesn't answer the question at all! I want to know what puts this one on the list of the top ten!

[Paisleyspeaker]

I am not christian enough to answer that question, and I am suprised Septum hasn't weighed in. But I do know that that kind of desire isn't good for you. You are splitting hairs and you know it, wanting something that belongs to someone else, and wanting "a duplicate" are diffrent.
I have heard that the "big ten" represented issues that needed to be dealt with within the Isrealites, and the commandments were the easiest way to do that. Whether one believes in God or not, most can agree that the later 5 commandments of not murdering, stealing, lying make living with others easier when all follow them.

[Nobody]

No there is not. To covet is to have a strong desire to posess something that someone else has; or to want to have something very much. Coveting is just a stronger verb than wanting.
I did'nt know there were certain stipulations to people that were allowed to babble.... You pedophile you!

[hkdbadreligion]

Its on the top ten because it could possibly lead to one of the others. You may kill your neighbor or steal from him/her to get what you want from them.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

But other things could lead to that as well. That doesn't mean that it will lead to them. It's not inherently wrong, so I must believe that it has some deeper meaning to it than what I'm reading, I just thought someone could pass some insight into what that deeper meaning may be.

[Nobody]

No shit! That doesn't answer the question at all! I want to know what puts this one on the list of the top ten!
...There is no reason you need to answer! You in your 17 years of exhistance, should already know the answers to everything you would concieve in your own mind! but what really boggles the mind, is that you have scocial contact, with someone who's avatar is that of a hand of a glove, which has no finger tips? Is it because you would like to see what your date looks like in shorts?... Did that not make any sense to you? Oh, by the way. Tell us about the REAL PROPERTY you own, being the 17 year old you are, in this country,by todays standards? You pedophile YOU!

[Paisleyspeaker]

did I miss something? Pedophile? are you projecting, or do you have proof?:eek:

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Just as much proof as he has about my age....:rolleyes:

[Chigun]

"[Jesus], which is the great commandment in the law?” And he said to him, ’You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. And a second is like it, You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments depend all the law and the prophets.”
-Matt 22:36

If you love God with all your heart,soul and mind you will not have idles before him or take his name in vein. The first three commandments have to do with honoring God. Likewise if you love your neighbor as yourself you will have no desire to covet, to steal, or to murder. The remaining seven teach us to love one another.

Love does not come in the form of jelousy or plotting to get someone elses posessions. If you truly love your neighbor as yourself there would be no need to concern yourself over it.

I think I have a decent knowledge of the Bible. (Or so I hope.) Feel free to ask me anything you have questions about.

- Chigun.

[hkdbadreligion]

...There is no reason you need to answer! You in your 17 years of exhistance, should already know the answers to everything you would concieve in your own mind! but what really boggles the mind, is that you have scocial contact, with someone who's avatar is that of a hand of a glove, which has no finger tips? Is it because you would like to see what your date looks like in shorts?... Did that not make any sense to you? Oh, by the way. Tell us about the REAL PROPERTY you own, being the 17 year old you are, in this country,by todays standards? You pedophile YOU!
Its not a glove... its an ace bandage. I fucked up my wrist.

[hkdbadreligion]

"[Jesus], which is the great commandment in the law?” And he said to him, ’You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. And a second is like it, You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments depend all the law and the prophets.”
-Matt 22:36

If you love God with all your heart,soul and mind you will not have idles before him or take his name in vein. The first three commandments have to do with honoring God. Likewise if you love your neighbor as yourself you will have no desire to covet, to steal, or to murder. The remaining seven teach us to love one another.

Love does not come in the form of jelousy or plotting to get someone elses posessions. If you truly love your neighbor as yourself there would be no need to concern yourself over it.

I think I have a decent knowledge of the Bible. (Or so I hope.) Feel free to ask me anything you have questions about.

- Chigun.
Whats your opinion of jesus?

[Chigun]

I see him as my Lord and savior.

[freakazoid]

These are only sins if you believe in God or the ten commandments or the bible or christianity. If someone has something you want you can always find another, buy it from that person, or make it.

What if you want their women? Should they make another one? :D

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

What if you want their women? Should they make another one? :D


Sure, if you have the patience to wait for her to mature....otherwise just go with his first suggestion and FIND another one.

[Paisleyspeaker]

Here we are wasting this perfectly good thread on masturbation talking about Jesus and coveting. I know I played my part in it to. I guess there sorta realted to masturbation.Kinda. So lets get back to the original topic. I am feeling childish, and want the cheap thrills. If you go at yourself always with the same hand, does it get crooked? Is that a way to find a chronic masturbater, a crooked member? Have you hear of the "stranger"? And HDK just how did you fuck up your wrist?

[beelzebub]

" I think I have a decent knowledge of the Bible. (Or so I hope.) Feel free to ask me anything you have questions about.- Chigun.

Perhaps you should move your proselytizing to another thread?

I would be happy to debate with you there.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

If you go at yourself always with the same hand, does it get crooked? Is that a way to find a chronic masturbater, a crooked member? ?

No, at least not in my case....not in the first 12 years for sure! Maybe we can find out in the next decade or so, but mine still stands as straight as ever. I've gotta say if you find yourself a twisted dick then chances are something really bad happened to the guy while he was excited.

[TheAvenger]

If you want to see a twisted d*ck, just look at a Ted Nugent photo. You'll see a twisted d*ck.
:D

[General Septem]

No, it's not a sin. That's a perfectly acceptable form of self pleasure. It's definitely better for you than drinking or doing drugs. And there are lasting effects such as better mental health. Sex (even self sex) is great at relieving headaches, making our skin look better, sweating off some calories, and is even a form of natural prozac. So, I say. Keep on spanking it. :D Have a great Day, Rev. Steph.
You're a Rev? What denomination are you?

[General Septem]

I'm happy to announce that I'm fap-free since May 20th, 2005. :D


And HDK just how did you fuck up your wrist?
Probably masturbating.

[Ape-Shit]

Listen to you guys, crooked this crooked that. Not all people are perfect! You should listen to yourselfs. Some people with disabilities can't help what they have or don't have. Everybody always wants more than they alread have!

[General Septem]

I wonder if a slightly bent wang is not a bad thing actually. That way it applies more pressure laterally. :D

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

Listen to you guys, crooked this crooked that. Not all people are perfect! You should listen to yourselfs. Some people with disabilities can't help what they have or don't have. Everybody always wants more than they alread have!

Woah, lay off the steroids pal. We're just joking around. So your cock is twisted, there's nothing wrong with that. Have you never enjoyed joking about someone else's misfortunes? No harm was intended. As long as you can still aim it into the bowl, you don't need to feel bad about your crooked dick.

[Ape-Shit]

True, my cock may be a little twisted. The scar tissue serves me well. As far as someone's misfortunes, No. I don't find it funny. I can't understand why when someone gets hit in the balls with a baseball bat, or falls off a horse and gets hurt etc.,etc. people think its funny. It Is Not. I've never noticed the receiver of the action to be laughing. As far as the steriods, well I do use a little Viagra now and then just to keep it straight.

[Brains_Behind_Operation]

In that case your mind is more twisted than your dick. Any normal person has laughed at physical comedy before. You don't need to look down on us because of it, no harm is intended.

[Ape-Shit]

Hey Brains the word for today is "perception". If you believe that I have a twisted mind, then thats just how you perceive it to be. No problem there. Ok, I laughed at the Three Stoogies, but I still don't think that its funny when a child falls of a bike without a helmet and busts his head on the pavement. Thats just my perception, thats all. I find it interesting that you perceived me to be looking down at you. Thats truely not the case. The only thing that I was trying to do was to expand your thought process and open your mind to other possibilities. Seems to me it worked. No harm was ever preceived, after all this is Bull-Shit right?
ps: my dick is really straight :-):D

[freakazoid]

"...well, I still jerk off manually."

- The Dude (Jeff Lebowski, AKA Jeff Bridges), in The Big Lebowski :D

[REPTILE]

People getting hurt isnt funny, but if its Jackass or Viva La Bam then I wanna see it becuase its not life threatening (well, sometimes) and theyre idiots who wanna do it. And believe me, when I call them idiots, i mean COOL idiots.

[TheAvenger]

(But when I finally did it again for the first time after so long, I have to admit that because it had been so long it was better than any sex that I've ver had. But my balls were sore afterwards, it's the only time they've ever been sore without some sort of sudden contact)

Too much info, my friend. lol j/k



(Give it a try...if you can pull it off!)

Where is the fun in that?



That's sort of like saying, when you get a throbbing headache, hold off on the Tylenol for as long as you can.
WHY?????
:D

[jrmy]

just wait a fuckin minute here,i type in steroids on the search and mastubation comes on.what the fuck is going on here.this godamn son of a bitch internet is fuckin me up inside pretty bad that im on a website thats called bullshit.com.what the fuck is going on here.

[jrmy]

what the fuck.i type in comedy on the search and again this post came up.sob...mother.......little..........bitch....... ...fucker

[conspiracy]

what the fuck.i type in comedy on the search and again this post came up.sob...mother.......little..........bitch....... ...fucker

You ARE a sad , sad person. I might also add that not only are you NOT funny but you signed up and joined only to waste your first two posts on that bullshit.

Welcome to Bullshit.com but I expect you won't be around much longer.

[chihuahua236]

just wait a fuckin minute here,i type in steroids on the search and mastubation comes on.what the fuck is going on here.this godamn son of a bitch internet is fuckin me up inside pretty bad that im on a website thats called bullshit.com.what the fuck is going on here.


what the fuck.i type in comedy on the search and again this post came up.sob...mother.......little..........bitch....... ...fucker

dude u are a sad and retarded bullshitter if u wasted ur first 2 posts on that shit then u should just stay off bullshit.com forever.what the hell is wrong with people like that the ignorant dumbasses.

[MrJim]

what the fuck.i type in comedy on the search and again this post came up.sob...mother.......little..........bitch....... ...fucker

and.............
FUCK OFF!!
If you don't like it then leave. If you do like it.... hmmm.... leave anyway. :D
We prefer intelligent posting, please.

[WhiteRaven]

"As far as someone's misfortunes, No. I don't find it funny. I can't understand why when someone gets hit in the balls with a baseball bat, or falls off a horse and gets hurt etc.,etc. people think its funny. It Is Not."

obviously it's funny to them or they wouldn't laugh, now would they? I don't know what's wrong with people today, if I got hit in the nuts I'd expect people to laugh... I'd kick their asses afterwards, but I'd still expect them to laugh.

[TheSpectacularSecularist]

I pulled off (^^) an eleven weeks period a few years back. Not that hard just... refrain. Everything seems to go so smoth after a few days.

[yee-haw]

Every guy does it, many girls do it occasionally too. WHy do we do it? Because it feels so good, and it's an acceptable substitute when you can't get any. But have any of you ever tried stopping for a while? I just finished a 2 month stint of not allowing myself any pleasure down there. Why'd I do it? Just to prove that I can, it takes a lot of self control. But when I finally did it again for the first time after so long, I have to admit that because it had been so long it was better than any sex that I've ver had. But my balls were sore afterwards, it's the only time they've ever been sore without some sort of sudden contact - i.e. a foot at swift speeds. Give it a try...if you can pull it off!

(Cracks open a beer)

*AHHHH!*

Ever try some pussy?