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MrJim
10-06-2008, 08:25 PM
Attention, Fellow Bullshitters!

Did you know?

In the time that it took you to type a 500-word paragraph that no one will pay attention to, you could have done something people WOULD pay attention to.
(Like hang yourself)

Thank you.
This has been a public service announcement.
MrBirdy
10-07-2008, 01:39 AM
Did you know that:
the time i have spent total on bullshit is equivalent to the amount of time necessary to go to your house, punch you in the groin, and then hit you with a blunt object, like a trumpet?
WhiteRaven
10-07-2008, 02:28 AM
Did you know: Condoms prevent unwanted pregnancies 97.5 percent of the time when used correctly.

Use a condom, you fucking dumbass.
Macboy2002
10-07-2008, 06:46 AM
Did you know: I don't have an anti-virus or my firewall turned on and I'm not the least bit afraid because I'm on Linux.
MrJim
10-07-2008, 08:44 AM
Did you know that:
the time i have spent total on bullshit is equivalent to the amount of time necessary to go to your house, punch you in the groin, and then hit you with a blunt object, like a trumpet?

Yeah, but it only takes a second to fire a 45.
microman
10-08-2008, 04:50 PM
This just in the next person that posts after me is gay
WhiteRaven
10-09-2008, 03:47 AM
This just in, the post before mine is a lie.
LedZap
10-09-2008, 05:43 PM
THIS JUST IN !!!!!! No more BULLSHITTING about all that BULLSHIT !!!!
Instead , check out this site (Celebrity Tits) :http://www.hogrockcafe.com/a-b_celebrities.htm :D
LedZap
10-16-2008, 04:16 PM
THIS JUST IN !!!!!!
:eek:I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."