Perfect male form

[Paisleyspeaker]

I know Buzz and I are the only regulars that will really get a kick out of this one. But I ma going here anyway. Right back at ya. No sappy stuff - just graphic physical detail.

I'll start. I don't like Swartzenegger big, it is no fun cuddling with. http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h320/paisleyspeaker/Picture266.jpg

This is my idea of yummy. The picture deosn't do him credit. I like men wiry, strong, and lean. No flat assed men, a man should fill out his jeans. And black hair and blue eyes rock my world. I'll forgo the most graphic detail, because the man attached to it is more important.

[General Septem]

Perfect male form: pirate, lumberjack, about 5'9", brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, and looks like a cross between John Lennon and Josh Groban.

More specifically, me.

[beelzebub]

WellI already did mine in the female form thread.

but anything below 5'10"-11" is not my idea of "perfect male form"

I think this is hot:
http://www.gay.com/images/personals/pictures/5/25/3b/90d426-0-e38a71-0-main.jpg

[dancer]

I like men wiry, strong, and lean. No flat assed men, a man should fill out his jeans. And black hair and blue eyes rock my world. I'll forgo the most graphic detail, because the man attached to it is more important.

These should attach to that piece of YUM
Perceptive – always thinks a step ahead of his lady and acts accordingly,
Mature – knows when and how to act and react on whatever he faces,
Considerate – never ignores his lady’s needs and interests,
Optimistic – smiles and laughs always work better than gloomy and cynical

A man with these characters is more likely to be successful in his personal relationship and career as well.

[freakazoid]

WellI already did mine in the female form thread.

but anything below 5'10"-11" is not my idea of "perfect male form"

I think this is hot:
http://www.gay.com/images/personals/pictures/5/25/3b/90d426-0-e38a71-0-main.jpg

beelzebub...you are a sick puppy.

[beelzebub]

beelzebub...you are a sick puppy.

You must be crazy! :D He is the finest thing I think I have ever seen. HOT to the max!

[freakazoid]

You must be crazy! :D He is the finest thing I think I have ever seen. HOT to the max!

Well, beelzebub, if you say so! :D

[sunny]

I know Buzz and I are the only regulars that will really get a kick out of this one. But I ma going here anyway. Right back at ya. No sappy stuff - just graphic physical detail.

I'll start. I don't like Swartzenegger big, it is no fun cuddling with. http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h320/paisleyspeaker/Picture266.jpg

This is my idea of yummy. The picture deosn't do him credit. I like men wiry, strong, and lean. No flat assed men, a man should fill out his jeans. And black hair and blue eyes rock my world. I'll forgo the most graphic detail, because the man attached to it is more important.





ha ha ha ha


this must be her honey!

a squish ball!

[Baron Somebody]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q256/WalkingCorn/001.jpg

This...is...it...

[eyeonyou]

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q256/WalkingCorn/001.jpg

This...is...it...

Pretty little bud. But isn't that female?

[Baron Somebody]

Pretty little bud. But isn't that female?

Could be...I have no idea...only thing that matters though is it gets yu hella high

[sunny]

what is that? the end of your dinner? what was it ... a sandwich?

[mooreed2323]

what is that? the end of your dinner? what was it ... a sandwich?

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/8/7/23/mooreed2323/f_10903m_02b385d.jpg


bet you can guess what that was now, lol

[hitekredneck]

I am the truly perfect male form...ladies, please control yourselves and be sure to grab a towel...here i am in all my glory!
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k49/fasttaxman/Redneck%20Pics/RedneckOveralls.jpg

[Patt]

Did you say trowel? :D

[Rec]

I am the truly perfect male form...ladies, please control yourselves and be sure to grab a towel...here i am in all my glory!
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k49/fasttaxman/Redneck%20Pics/RedneckOveralls.jpg


No trouble at all when they holler "belly up to the bar" eh?HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hitekredneck]

Did you say trowel? :D

now patt, i did say to control yerself...you know that my redneck masculinity is unbearable! :D

[Patt]

I think it's those clips over your man boobs. I'm all a flutter actually. :D

[hitekredneck]

I think it's those clips over your man boobs. I'm all a flutter actually. :D

thank you...i like to put the clips on ice before i get dressed...lets my nipples stay pert

[Patt]

thank you...i like to put the clips on ice before i get dressed...lets my nipples stay pert

Bwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhha !!

[beelzebub]

I think this is hot:
http://www.gay.com/images/personals/pictures/5/25/3b/90d426-0-e38a71-0-main.jpg

Wow - I posted this way back in 2006 and I still think he is hot as hell.

[hitekredneck]

Wow - I posted this way back in 2006 and I still think he is hot as hell.

ain't a patch on my manliness, bub...i'ld stuff him into a pony keg and throw him in the pit :cool:

[freakazoid]

Wow - I posted this way back in 2006 and I still think he is hot as hell.

Ahhh, no beelzebub, this is hot as hell (and a glimpse of heaven I might add) ...

http://donchavez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/valygirl.jpg

All I can say is that there is something MAJOR screwed up about you.

[Rec]

aaah Freak peel back the skin on those puppies and find a nice round sack of silicone!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Baron Somebody]

ahhh, no beelzebub, this is hot as hell (and a glimpse of heaven i might add) ...

http://donchavez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/valygirl.jpg

all i can say is that there is something major screwed up about you.

WOWZA!!! Look at the size of them!!! :D :D

[freakazoid]

aaah Freak peel back the skin on those puppies and find a nice round sack of silicone!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I dunno, dude, they look pretty real to me, mang.

[Prometheus]

Ahhh, no beelzebub, this is hot as hell

I can agree with this.... 100%


All I can say is that there is something MAJOR screwed up about you.

On this, you are wrong, to each his own, which would be natural if you didn't prefer to have YOUR morality legislated.

[beelzebub]

I dunno, dude, they look pretty real to me, mang.

Why not just buy a pair for your desktop.

http://www.bork.com/downloads/160_silicone_implant_050414.jpg

[Prometheus]

Why not just buy a pair for your desktop.

http://www.bork.com/downloads/160_silicone_implant_050414.jpg

He has a set of those implanted already.

............... Burn...................

Nice one buzz.

[freakazoid]

Why not just buy a pair for your desktop.

http://www.bork.com/downloads/160_silicone_implant_050414.jpg

Why not glue a pair on your boyfriend's chest, beelzebub?

[beelzebub]

Why not glue a pair on your boyfriend's chest, beelzebub?

Sorta counter intuitive freak.... remember? I am not into those.

[sunny]

I am still trying to figure out what difference it is as to WHAT or WHO any of us are "into"....

this topic slants on being very petty... don'tcha think?

[LedZap]

I am still trying to figure out what difference it is as to WHAT or WHO any of us are "into"....

this topic slants on being very petty... don'tcha think?

I'm into Budweiser.

[sunny]

LOL.... the first thing I thought of when I saw your response... was the bud commercial with the frogs.

sorry! But... hey... you have to drink a LOT of bud to get a buzz on.... why waste your money? I keep telling you... sambuca all the way baby... one shot.. all is good... two shots is nighty night time!

[LedZap]

Yeah , but if I drink too much Sambuca , I'll wind up blowing my own horn...

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg345/LedZap/GIFs/vuvu.gif

[Rise Up]

Ahhh, no beelzebub, this is hot as hell (and a glimpse of heaven I might add) ...

All I can say is that there is something MAJOR screwed up about you.

Still? /facepalm

[beelzebub]

I am still trying to figure out what difference it is as to WHAT or WHO any of us are "into"....
this topic slants on being very petty... don'tcha think?

Hey Sunny...

I am gay... Freak wanted me to attach breasts to my partner..........................

I don't want breasts BECAUSE ....I don't like breasts.

[MrRee]

That's better than what Beez blows Led :)

[sunny]

Hey Sunny...

I am gay... Freak wanted me to attach breasts to my partner..........................

I don't want breasts BECAUSE ....I don't like breasts.


Beel... in the first place... I knew you were gay from the second or third day we were on here... not sure... but.. what difference does the timing make.. it is not an issue.

I have an issue with people who continually feel the need to poke, jab and tease someone for their views... or way of life. As I stated earlier... the jabs on here are very petty and shallow.

The only thing I have issue with here is the size of your banner. Shrink it... it is annoying.