Happy Birthday England Expects!

[Montanarchist]

For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fe-ellow!

And so say all of us!

Now I think it's about time you tell us what exactly england is expecting?

[England Expects]

For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fe-ellow!

And so say all of us!

Now I think it's about time you tell us what exactly england is expecting?

Cheers Monty.

England expects..... it's leaders to be servile to their American masters and get royally fucked in the ass in return.......possibly.;)

[hitekredneck]

Cheers Monty.

England expects..... it's leaders to be servile to their American masters and get royally fucked in the ass in return.......possibly.;)

well bend over, already....it is yer birthday, after all :D

[ballzack]

Jolly good show, old chap! :D

[LedZap]

Happy B-Day! Now,go have a beer!

[WhiteRaven]

Happy Birthday

Apparently beer is called lager in England... For some reason.

[MrJim]

Happy Birthday and all that stuff.
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[freakazoid]

Cheers Monty.

England expects..... it's leaders to be servile to their American masters and get royally fucked in the ass in return.......possibly.

...and that is as it should be given that we (The United States)...

* Kicked England's ass in 1776,

* Kicked England's ass in 1812,

* Saved England's ass in 1918 (WWI),

* Saved England's ass in 1945 (WWII),

* Saved England's ass in during the Cold War,

...and continue to be a vital part of keeping the "British Empire" (what little there is left of it) "free." :cool:


.........oh, yeah, happy birthday, "mate." :D Cheers.......

[ballzack]

To quote Kevin Klein in "A fish called Wanda"...

"Oh, you British are so pompous and better than us Yanks, eh? Do you know what you'd be without the good ole' U.S. of A? The Smallest Fucking Country in the Ottoman Empire! And you'd be singing "Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles!"

All kidding aside, We need each other. We're great allies. Only separated by a common language. More or less. Our mutual use of "slangs" are separating our languages every generation more and more - but still similar.

And I don't think the U.S. kicked the British ass in the Revolutionary war. We barely won. I think King George and his advisers agreed it was not worth the battle any longer for the colony. Just my opinion. Now since then, we've become extremely powerful. Thanks to great natural resources and an open capitalistic market. Helped us kick some serious ass during WWII. And yes, help our brothers across the pond defeat Adolph.

[General Septem]

Cheers, England. :D

[freakazoid]

To quote Kevin Klein in "A fish called Wanda"...

"Oh, you British are so pompous and better than us Yanks, eh? Do you know what you'd be without the good ole' U.S. of A? The Smallest Fucking Country in the Ottoman Empire! And you'd be singing "Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles!"

All kidding aside, We need each other. We're great allies. Only separated by a common language. More or less. Our mutual use of "slangs" are separating our languages every generation more and more - but still similar.

And I don't think the U.S. kicked the British ass in the Revolutionary war. We barely won. I think King George and his advisers agreed it was not worth the battle any longer for the colony. Just my opinion. Now since then, we've become extremely powerful. Thanks to great natural resources and an open capitalistic market. Helped us kick some serious ass during WWII. And yes, help our brothers across the pond defeat Adolph.

RE: "The Smallest Fucking Country in the Ottoman Empire! And you'd be singing "Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles!"

Damn, that is surely the truth for sure, Zack! http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

[buttless_wonder]

Happy birthday ya bloody wanker.
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[England Expects]

RE: "The Smallest Fucking Country in the Ottoman Empire! And you'd be singing "Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles!"

Damn, that is surely the truth for sure, Zack! http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

I seem to remember Kevin Klines paranoid, violent fuckwit of a character got what he deserved in the end though:D

Great movie.

[ballzack]

Klein was brilliant. What? Jolly good movie! :p

[freakazoid]

Happy birthday ya bloody wanker.
http://www.erajia.com/forum/attachments/fc_goatse_188.jpg

I've noticed that the British spend a lot of time calling each other (and other people) "wankers;" they seem to be obsessed with "wanking" each other. :D

[England Expects]

We say wanker, you say asshole.

I think your obsession is just as unhealthy.

[Comrade]

Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday you fucking Pom, Happy Birthday to You! :)

[Montanarchist]

Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday you fucking Pom, Happy Birthday to You! :)
Are we australians now, all of a sudden?

[Comrade]

Are we australians now, all of a sudden?

Yep - from the North Shore in Sydney.

[Montanarchist]

Yep - from the North Shore in Sydney.
Ah, didn't know, sorry.

[freakazoid]

We say wanker, you say asshole.

I think your obsession is just as unhealthy.

No, I say dipshit :D ...any thoughts on that? LMAO!

[England Expects]

Dip-shit.

Could be a rather graphic and vulgar term for sodomy.

If that's your particular obsession freakkk, I hope it makes you happy.

[ballzack]

Yep - from the North Shore in Sydney.

GREAT LOCATION! Did an endurance sporting event near you a few years back. You're ucky to live there.

[freakazoid]

Dip-shit.

Could be a rather graphic and vulgar term for sodomy.

If that's your particular obsession freakkk, I hope it makes you happy.

I'll tell ya, euro-trash, I just fell off my chair when I read your response. :D I feel so inferior. :D :rolleyes: Only a Brit could extract "sodomy" from "dipshit." You sound like the expert.

[Comrade]

GREAT LOCATION! Did an endurance sporting event near you a few years back. You're ucky to live there.

Haven't lived there since I was sixteen.

[ballzack]

So, E., what did you do for the big event? Bangers and mash with a few pints? Hanging out with your mates? Quiet evening at home?

Hope you had a great Birthday!

After all, you're not getting older, you are truly getting wiser! Cheers again.

-Zack

[England Expects]

I had a quiet day really.

We went with my best friends young family for a steak and a few pints of Speckled hen.

I'm getting old now. My wild partying days are behind me I think.:(

[ballzack]

FANTASTIC!

Sounds like a great birthday. ;)