I can't fucking keep this in any longer man...

[Baron Somebody]

Yes, it is one of my personal problems, and no, none of you have to care about it...I just wanna know what you think...


Ok, so a few months ago I go out with this girl...everything was fine but then this British pisshead goes and says a lie and it's all over...it's been about three months since then...anyway, about a month ago me and her were talking and she said if I were back in NC she would go out with me again...but then out of nowhere she goes out with my supposed "best friend"...if that weren't bad enough, he's all saying that she is "the best girlfriend ever" when they haev only been seeing eachother for like two days...holy shit man is she really that desperate? I guess she didn't care about me that much afterall, all she wants is some dumbass so that she won't feel "insecure"...HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN IF I WERE THERE I'D TOTALLY GODDAMN SMASH BOTH OF THEIR DAMN HEADS INTO A SPIKED FLOOR OVER AND OVER AGAIN, THEN FOR THE HELL OF IT SET THE BLOODY REMAINS AFLAME WITH NAPALM...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! I'D SHOVE DAMN RUSTY NAILS INTO THEIR EYES THEN CHOP OFF ALL THEIR LIMBS AND BURY THEM ALIVE!!! FUCK THOSE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!!!!

[Hammerhead]

and then you spend the rest of your life behind bars, nice
grow up ,move on your how many miles away
good grief man get your head out of your ass
before you become bubba's bitch

[Carrot]

Get over it.

[yee-haw]

This chick don't sound like she's even worth getting riled over, Your best friend?

Fuck him to.

Much anger and confushion i sense, My padawan.
Beware, Hate leads to Fear, Fear leads to suffering. Suffering and hate will cause your worse fears to come true.

[buttless_wonder]

Just go and rub one out every time you start thinking about this crap.

[LedZap]

A spiked floor ?????

[Baron Somebody]

A spiked floor ?????

Yes...anyway I was just overly pissed I'm over it now...it's not so much about her it's my friend that surprised me man...but it's not that big of a deal I just felt like I wanted to smash someone's head lol :D

[Baron Somebody]

This chick don't sound like she's even worth getting riled over, Your best friend?

Fuck him to.

Much anger and confushion i sense, My padawan.
Beware, Hate leads to Fear, Fear leads to suffering. Suffering and hate will cause your worse fears to come true.

I'll keep that in mind lol

[Baron Somebody]

I JUST REALIZED!!! I knew that bag of my friend's hair that I had would come in handy some day...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA time to break out the hexing materials!!!

[LedZap]

You kept a bag of hair from someone?

[Baron Somebody]

You kept a bag of hair from someone?

My friends and I are weird...they just told me to keep it...BIG mistake lol

[LedZap]

Never keep hair.It's just..........wrong.

[Baron Somebody]

Never keep hair.It's just..........wrong.

How? :confused:

[Carrot]

How? :confused:

Erm....

....

You are confused as to why keeping your freinds hair is weird???

Can I ask as to how it came up that you got his hair...and then kept it?

[Baron Somebody]

Erm....

....

You are confused as to why keeping your freinds hair is weird???

Can I ask as to how it came up that you got his hair...and then kept it?

They just said here so I was like "Ok..."

[Carrot]

So, you were just hanging out when your friend goes:

'Hey, look. Gosh that is silly of me, I seem to have a bag of my hair here. Oh no, I just realised I have to go have a bath! Tell you what, why don't you hold onto it for me? Actually what the hell, Im feeling generous, you keep it! It's yours! Best buds forever eh?'

You got the bag of hair and replied:
'Golly gosh, this made my day! I'll treasure it forever and ever and ever. I love you man!'

[Baron Somebody]

I thought "there's no reason no to keep this"...I don't know why they had it though

[freakazoid]

Yes, it is one of my personal problems, and no, none of you have to care about it...I just wanna know what you think...


Ok, so a few months ago I go out with this girl...everything was fine but then this British pisshead goes and says a lie and it's all over...it's been about three months since then...anyway, about a month ago me and her were talking and she said if I were back in NC she would go out with me again...but then out of nowhere she goes out with my supposed "best friend"...if that weren't bad enough, he's all saying that she is "the best girlfriend ever" when they haev only been seeing eachother for like two days...holy shit man is she really that desperate? I guess she didn't care about me that much afterall, all she wants is some dumbass so that she won't feel "insecure"...HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN IF I WERE THERE I'D TOTALLY GODDAMN SMASH BOTH OF THEIR DAMN HEADS INTO A SPIKED FLOOR OVER AND OVER AGAIN, THEN FOR THE HELL OF IT SET THE BLOODY REMAINS AFLAME WITH NAPALM...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! I'D SHOVE DAMN RUSTY NAILS INTO THEIR EYES THEN CHOP OFF ALL THEIR LIMBS AND BURY THEM ALIVE!!! FUCK THOSE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!!!!

Try masturbation, that might help. In the meantime, get a life and get over childish infatuation, junior.

[General Septem]

There will be more. Trust me, it takes a rare breed of girl to not be a lying, petty, superficial, flaky whore at the age of twelve. Wait until you're about 20 and most girls are starting to learn responsibility and realize they're not getting a free lunch in life. Check out gun conventions and whatnot.

In the mean time, there's always that hooker down the street you've always had your eye on. :D

[Scowl]

There will be more. Trust me, it takes a rare breed of girl to not be a lying, petty, superficial, flaky whore at the age of twelve. Wait until you're about 20 and most girls are starting to learn responsibility and realize they're not getting a free lunch in life. Check out gun conventions and whatnot.

In the mean time, there's always that hooker down the street you've always had your eye on. :D


"Take a cute girl out to dinner." <------------Free lunch for me!!! Yaaay! So, Sep, hookers eh? ;P To be honest, some of us realized there's not a free lunch in life at a much earlier age. It just depends on the type of girl you're after. If it's the hooker on the end of the street, she knows but she's going to give you a real run for your money. If it's a supermodel, she's basically the same. You just have to find someone smart and reasonably intelligent, who can really evaluate herself, get off of her ass and work. I still know girls whose parents buy them everything they want, like houses... erg.

But anyway... summing up some points about the original post:

1. You're a moron. There are lots of other girls out there. Get your mind off of it, she sounds like a total manipulative bitch. If she did it this time, she'd do it again. Heck, she'll probably do it to your "best friend" too. And if he was your "best friend," he wouldn't do shit like that to you. At least in girl-land there's supposedly some kind of code about it.

[Baron Somebody]

"But anyway... summing up some points about the original post:

1. You're a moron. There are lots of other girls out there. Get your mind off of it, she sounds like a total manipulative bitch. If she did it this time, she'd do it again. Heck, she'll probably do it to your "best friend" too. And if he was your "best friend," he wouldn't do shit like that to you. At least in girl-land there's supposedly some kind of code about it.


That's totally true, I guess I was overeacting...that's good advice there lol thanks man :D

[General Septem]

To be honest, some of us realized there's not a free lunch in life at a much earlier age.

Mmm, you're perfect, but you're the special breed I was talking about. And by that I do mean "special" special, not "people with light colored hair" special. I figured I should clarify. :D

[freakazoid]

Yes, it is one of my personal problems, and no, none of you have to care about it...I just wanna know what you think...


Ok, so a few months ago I go out with this girl...everything was fine but then this British pisshead goes and says a lie and it's all over...it's been about three months since then...anyway, about a month ago me and her were talking and she said if I were back in NC she would go out with me again...but then out of nowhere she goes out with my supposed "best friend"...if that weren't bad enough, he's all saying that she is "the best girlfriend ever" when they haev only been seeing eachother for like two days...holy shit man is she really that desperate? I guess she didn't care about me that much afterall, all she wants is some dumbass so that she won't feel "insecure"...HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN IF I WERE THERE I'D TOTALLY GODDAMN SMASH BOTH OF THEIR DAMN HEADS INTO A SPIKED FLOOR OVER AND OVER AGAIN, THEN FOR THE HELL OF IT SET THE BLOODY REMAINS AFLAME WITH NAPALM...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! I'D SHOVE DAMN RUSTY NAILS INTO THEIR EYES THEN CHOP OFF ALL THEIR LIMBS AND BURY THEM ALIVE!!! FUCK THOSE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!!!!

Dude, dump the slut http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon13.gif and get one of these :Dhttp://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif...

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s249/bravoelement/Naughty/HotChicksBikinis.jpg

[Baron Somebody]

Dude, dump the slut http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon13.gif and get one of these :Dhttp://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif...

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s249/bravoelement/Naughty/HotChicksBikinis.jpg

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, like I'd ever have a chance...all the girls think I'm weird

[LedZap]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, like I'd ever have a chance...all the girls think I'm weird

That's cause you keep bags full of hair.

[Scowl]

Dude, dump the slut http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon13.gif and get one of these :Dhttp://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif...

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s249/bravoelement/Naughty/HotChicksBikinis.jpg


You would.

[Paisleyspeaker]

Dude, dump the slut http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon13.gif and get one of these http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif...

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s249/bravoelement/Naughty/HotChicksBikinis.jpg

Dump the slut and get a ... slut ??????:confused:

[Scowl]

Lesbian sluts. There must be a difference at least to guys there. Glad you see what I see though ;)

[Baron Somebody]

Dump the slut and get a ... slut ??????:confused:

That's exactly what I was thinking lol

[yee-haw]

So, you were just hanging out when your friend goes:

'Hey, look. Gosh that is silly of me, I seem to have a bag of my hair here. Oh no, I just realised I have to go have a bath! Tell you what, why don't you hold onto it for me? Actually what the hell, Im feeling generous, you keep it! It's yours! Best buds forever eh?'

You got the bag of hair and replied:
'Golly gosh, this made my day! I'll treasure it forever and ever and ever. I love you man!'

C'mon now, You know we all carry an extra bag of hair around. :rolleyes:

[Baron Somebody]

C'mon now, You know we all carry an extra bag of hair around. :rolleyes:

I knew I would need it someday, and well, it has proved to be true lol

[yee-haw]

I knew I would need it someday, and well, it has proved to be true lol

Making a voodoo doll huh?

Got a little wicca going on? "LOL":D

[Baron Somebody]

Making a voodoo doll huh?

Got a little wicca going on? "LOL":D

Wicca is ass, I'm into West African Voudoun...Wicca always has to proclaim they are good and Voudouists are just like "whatever"

[yee-haw]

I was only bullshittin'
I didn't think you were serious...:eek:

[Baron Somebody]

I was only bullshittin'
I didn't think you were serious...:eek:

Ya, I'm serious...sorry to surprise you...you couldn't tell by my username? Baron Somebody? Sounds a lot like Baron Samedi to me

[yee-haw]

Ya, I'm serious...sorry to surprise you...you couldn't tell by my username? Baron Somebody? Sounds a lot like Baron Samedi to me

The darkside, Sense in you i do...

[Baron Somebody]

The darkside, Sense in you i do...

Lol, the comedy never stops coming from you...anyway, Voudou (or Voodoo if you wanna keep it simple) isn't a bad religion (god I just named a horrible band) as you think...I just hate the stupid greedy/teenage pissheads who abuse a bunch of it...just think of it like this...in Voodoo we want everything balanced

[yee-haw]

Lol, the comedy never stops coming from you...anyway, Voudou (or Voodoo if you wanna keep it simple) isn't a bad religion (god I just named a horrible band) as you think...I just hate the stupid greedy/teenage pissheads who abuse a bunch of it...just think of it like this...in Voodoo we want everything balanced

Wait a min.!!

Bad religion is not a bad band.:(

[Baron Somebody]

Wait a min.!!

Bad religion is not a bad band.:(

Lol...I actually haven't heard them, I thought they were one of those run of the mill nu metal bands...you want a horrible band? Try My Chemical Shitmance...good bands are The Doors, SOAD, and Jimi Hendrix

[yee-haw]

You dig theory of a dead man, Disturbed?

How 'bout them?

[Baron Somebody]

Disturbed is ok, but my favorites are The Doors and SOAD

[yee-haw]

My advice is don't make a voodoo doll, Just forget about the both of 'em.

The pain shall pass my young jedi.


P.S. Throw that damn hair in the trash. "LOL":D

[Baron Somebody]

My advice is don't make a voodoo doll, Just forget about the both of 'em.

The pain shall pass my young jedi.


P.S. Throw that damn hair in the trash. "LOL":D

Its in there now :D

[Timper]

wierd about the bag of hair...anyway girls are always fucking trouble, yes they are great for somethings but they always cause trouble. take this pic i found as an example :D

http://funny.easybizs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Maths%20resize1.jpg

[Scowl]

SOAD



lol. I think you need music help as well as love-life help =D

[Paisleyspeaker]

Wait a min.!!

Bad religion is not a bad band.:(

Agreed , they have some of the most intelligent lyrics in music today. And honestly I just find it odd to find the Doors and System of a Down in the same sentence.

[Baron Somebody]

Agreed , they have some of the most intelligent lyrics in music today. And honestly I just find it odd to find the Doors and System of a Down in the same sentence.

Serj Tankian (lead singer of SOAD) loves The Doors, so it isn't too weird...almost all of my favorite bands like The Doors, like Jane's Addiction and RATM might

[Baron Somebody]

wierd about the bag of hair...anyway girls are always fucking trouble, yes they are great for somethings but they always cause trouble. take this pic i found as an example :D

http://funny.easybizs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Maths%20resize1.jpg

That explains it dead on

[General Septem]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, like I'd ever have a chance...all the girls think I'm weird

You are, but that's just because you try too hard.

[Baron Somebody]

You are, but that's just because you try too hard.

Try to hard to what? Forget it, I have no chance

[WhiteRaven]

Try to hard to what? Forget it, I have no chance

Relax, be yourself, be confident in who you are, don't be an insecure pussy.

That's all you need to do, and then girls well be fighting over who gets to suck you off next. Trust me.

[Baron Somebody]

Relax, be yourself, be confident in who you are, don't be an insecure pussy.

That's all you need to do, and then girls well be fighting over who gets to suck you off next. Trust me.

Well I am 100% myself...I just kinda get nervous around girls, and i get nervous around lots of people i dont know...unless it's like Burger King or something lol

[Prometheus]

Hey Baron, dont listen to Raven.... the only pussy he has ever had was raped around his neck. His fat ass hasnt had pussy since pussy had him.:p

[Baron Somebody]

Hey Baron, dont listen to Raven.... the only pussy he has ever had was raped around his neck. His fat ass hasnt had pussy since pussy had him.:p

Well, his advice wasn't the worst...he didn't say "Oh be a man and (insert some phrase including the word fuck)" so you know

[Montanarchist]

Relax, be yourself, be confident in who you are, don't be an insecure pussy.

That's all you need to do, and then girls well be fighting over who gets to suck you off next. Trust me.

These are words of truth.

[Baron Somebody]

These are words of truth.

Yes they are...thanks you all but I am kinda "ehhh" when it comes to talking to girls (unless I already know them but in my case I have only been here for a month)

[hitekredneck]

find yourself a target for your affections and start stalking her...follow her wherever she goes, call her incessantly, harrass her family...then after you get convicted and sent to prison you don't have to worry bout sex :D

sorry kid, i know it's messed up, but i thought it was funny :p

[Carrot]

find yourself a target for your affections and start stalking her...follow her wherever she goes, call her incessantly, harrass her family...then after you get convicted and sent to prison you REALLY have to worry bout sex :D


Fixed for you. :D

[Montanarchist]

I LOL'd :D

[LedZap]

find yourself a target for your affections and start stalking her...follow her wherever she goes, call her incessantly, harrass her family...then after you get convicted and sent to prison you don't have to worry bout sex :D

sorry kid, i know it's messed up, but i thought it was funny :p

Once you get to prison....Drop soap in shower then start to worry about sex again.

[Baron Somebody]

Once you get to prison....Drop soap in shower then start to worry about sex again.

ROTFLOL :D:D:D

[General Septem]

Hey Baron, dont listen to Raven.... the only pussy he has ever had was raped around his neck. His fat ass hasnt had pussy since pussy had him.:p

Well I have had pussy and I can vouch for what raven said. :D

Also, women like men with some meat on their bones. I'm just saying. Hit the gym, do some squats, it'll work wonders.

And layoff the goddamn peyote/mandrake/LSD/whatever. If you want to explore your mind, burn some incense or whatever you do and meditate in front of 100 lit candles on your nightstand or something.

[Baron Somebody]

Well I have had pussy and I can vouch for what raven said. :D

Also, women like men with some meat on their bones. I'm just saying. Hit the gym, do some squats, it'll work wonders.

And layoff the goddamn peyote/mandrake/LSD/whatever. If you want to explore your mind, burn some incense or whatever you do and meditate in front of 100 lit candles on your nightstand or something.

I already do that...I just get bored so I do mandrake on the weekends

[hitekredneck]

you can get the same effect without killing brain cells by fasting for 4 or 5 days :rolleyes:

[Carrot]

you can get the same effect without killing brain cells by fasting for 4 or 5 days :rolleyes:

Cheaper too.

[General Septem]

I already do that...I just get bored so I do mandrake on the weekends

You need a hobby. I recommend video games. Video games don't cost much at all, if your computer doesn't suck.

[Baron Somebody]

You need a hobby. I recommend video games. Video games don't cost much at all, if your computer doesn't suck.

I have hobbies...just when I'm in the mood I do mandrake...it's more of a spiritual thing not just to do

[microman]

General's right get into more realistic hobbies I know you like Voodoo but see if you can find more conventional hobbies like learning about cars, sports, games, or technology so you can fit with a larger crowd of people, and learn a little something more about that hobby and others.

[Baron Somebody]

General's right get into more realistic hobbies I know you like Voodoo but see if you can find more conventional hobbies like learning about cars, sports, games, or technology so you can fit with a larger crowd of people, and learn a little something more about that hobby and others.

I do parkour and I play video games and lets see...sometimes I run around in my chicken suit for fun :D and I'm into art and such

[Hammerhead]

I do parkour and I play video games and lets see...sometimes I run around in my chicken suit for fun :D and I'm into art and such

are you foghorn leghorn or are you secretly hoping some girl
points at you and say my what a big cock :D

[Baron Somebody]

are you foghorn leghorn or are you secretly hoping some girl
points at you and say my what a big cock :D

Perhaps :D:D but it's just fun because people honk at you and such

[Baron Somebody]

Oh I also forgot I like cooking as well it's fun

[Hammerhead]

Oh I also forgot I like cooking as well it's fun


cooking is cool, i like to cook myself

[Baron Somebody]

cooking is cool, i like to cook myself

Like what? I guess I'm more into bread and such but I cook as well

[Hammerhead]

heres a good one for ya,

take a can of beer, open it and place a chicken over it
set it in hot coals and place a bigger can over it,
or make a tent out of aluimium foil to cover the chicken
let it cook for about 20 to 30 minutes

i make beer battered fish,

make my own tomato sauce

i'll cook anything , i love it

if you like venison heres another

take some backstrapes and put them in
a bowl to marinatte
the sauce
soy sauce
worchester sauce
bbq sauce
shot of jack daniels
italion dressing
onion powder
garlic
black pepper
cajon seasoning
this is all to your taste i don't measure i just had it
to my taste
i found that a strong bbq sauce works well
like heinz tangy and bold

[yee-haw]

Agreed , they have some of the most intelligent lyrics in music today. And honestly I just find it odd to find the Doors and System of a Down in the same sentence.

I guess it's ok to mix it up musically, I do it.
But yeah, The doors and S.O.A.D. just don't seem like something you'd hear in the same sentence.:p

[WhiteRaven]

Hey Baron, dont listen to Raven.... the only pussy he has ever had was raped around his neck. His fat ass hasnt had pussy since pussy had him.

And you would know this... how?

My current girlfriend lives with me, actually, so obviously I have had pussy. Maybe you're just an overfilled, ignorant sack of goat shit.

By the way, you don't rape pussy with your neck, you rape it with your dick, although rape is actually frowned upon, not to mention illegal, and pointless.

I know what I'm talking about, Prometheus. You don't have to have good looks(although it doesn't hurt) for women to like you. You just have to have confidence.

[hitekredneck]

And you would know this... how?

My current girlfriend lives with me, actually, so obviously I have had pussy. Maybe you're just an overfilled, ignorant sack of goat shit.

By the way, you don't rape pussy with your neck, you rape it with your dick, although rape is actually frowned upon, not to mention illegal, and pointless.

I know what I'm talking about, Prometheus. You don't have to have good looks(although it doesn't hurt) for women to like you. You just have to have confidence.

good one, mang :D

[Baron Somebody]

I guess it's ok to mix it up musically, I do it.
But yeah, The doors and S.O.A.D. just don't seem like something you'd hear in the same sentence.:p

Well they are both kickass so it doesn't matter...although if ANY of you listen to Slipknot I'm sorry I can't respect you at all :D

[Baron Somebody]

I guess it's ok to mix it up musically, I do it.
But yeah, The doors and S.O.A.D. just don't seem like something you'd hear in the same sentence.:p

The other thing is that SOAD kinda reminds me of The Doors just a bit...their attitude and such is reminiscent of them...I don't really mix up it's just the stuff I mainly listen to is classic rock and alternative metal

The Doors
Jimi Hendrix
The Velvet Underground

For metal

SOAD
Rage Against the Machine
Primus

As for The Doors and The Velvet Underground they both are I guess you could say "dark", I mean seriously try listening to The End or When the Music's Over and tell me you don't feel affected in some way

[LedZap]

[QUOTE=

As for The Doors , I mean seriously try listening to When the Music's Over and tell me you don't feel affected in some way[/QUOTE]

When the Music's Over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvPMU-7OyI

[Baron Somebody]

When the Music's Over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvPMU-7OyI

It's awesome isn't it? Although I prefer the studio version