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ballzack
03-02-2009, 01:13 PM
This would probably disguise his breath from his nocturnal activities!
Also would complement very nicely the SHIT SANDWICHES he EATS!

:D

From "Bizarre Foods!"

At La Casa de los Pacenos, Zimmern feasted on: 1. Lamb kidneys--"Wow! could have used a good soaking in milk;" 2. Tripe--"as clean as any I've tasted, one might think it's cold slaw"; and 3. Penis soup. Bull penis soup to be exact. "Ya have to like the rich chunky texture. . . richness of bone marrow and texture of a pear." Well, okay if you say so. Imagine the chopping--or not.

Carrot
03-02-2009, 02:02 PM
I plan on eating as many different animals I can which are dumber than a dog.

But not their dicks.

Rise Up
03-02-2009, 02:50 PM
If any man eats dick he deserves to have HIS cut off. You don't do that shit!!! That's inhumane!!! :mad:

yee-haw
03-02-2009, 03:06 PM
I plan on eating as many different animals I can which are dumber than a dog.

But not their dicks.

Agreed... Carrot!


Zack, Dig you're avatar.:cool:

bullfighter
03-02-2009, 03:14 PM
[QUOTE=ballzack;71382]This would probably disguise his breath from his nocturnal activities!
Also would complement very nicely the SHIT SANDWICHES he EATS!

you see how you hold on to things . they become childish and provides neg action instead of tring to create poss[i see how i do this also] i incourage you to see the real threat to your future and how you can create better results from your thoughts and actions.

yee-haw
03-02-2009, 03:17 PM
[QUOTE=ballzack;71382]This would probably disguise his breath from his nocturnal activities!
Also would complement very nicely the SHIT SANDWICHES he EATS!

you see how you hold on to things . they become childish and provides neg action instead of tring to create poss[i see how i do this also] i incourage you to see the real threat to your future and how you can create better results from your thoughts and actions.

I see you're enjoying your hippie ways this afternoon.:rolleyes:

ballzack
03-02-2009, 03:18 PM
Agreed... Carrot!


Zack, Dig you're avatar.:cool:

I've been AVATAR FREE since my first post, in search of the perfect Ballzack Avatar that really represented what's important to me.

This is DEFINITELY it! :D

yee-haw
03-02-2009, 03:20 PM
I've been AVATAR FREE since my first post, in search of the perfect Ballzack Avatar that really represented what's important to me.

This is DEFINITELY it! :D

lol..
It's with out a doubt, You.:D:D

ballzack
03-02-2009, 03:22 PM
lol..
It's with out a doubt, You.:D:D

Thanks Mang.
Like the Ballzack Babe with the big hoots in front of the CN Tower, my Avatar will not change.
No worries! ;)

yee-haw
03-02-2009, 03:23 PM
Thanks Mang.
Like the Ballzack Babe with the big hoots in front of the CN Tower, my Avatar will not change.
No worries! ;)

I will always love the CN tower.

Rise Up
03-02-2009, 03:43 PM
As will I. :D

Carrot
03-02-2009, 04:03 PM
Thanks Mang.
Like the Ballzack Babe with the big hoots in front of the CN Tower, my Avatar will not change.
No worries! ;)

Whenever I see a thong hooked on heels like that I always smile at the thought of them struggling to get them unhooked again.

Ooo,err.

Rise Up
03-02-2009, 04:05 PM
Quick question Ballzack,where did you get the pic? Get bored with a lady friend? ;)
Or did you perhaps just Goggle it? :D

Carrot
03-02-2009, 04:11 PM
If your lady's doing that you aren't going to have time for pics.

Rise Up
03-02-2009, 04:20 PM
Your right but we may never know..... :D

Carrot
03-02-2009, 04:26 PM
You're right but we may never know..... :D

You're welcome. :)

Rise Up
03-02-2009, 04:34 PM
Never know. It might've been his lady friend and one of her friends. ;)

Baron Somebody
03-02-2009, 05:38 PM
This would probably disguise his breath from his nocturnal activities!
Also would complement very nicely the SHIT SANDWICHES he EATS!

:D

From "Bizarre Foods!"

At La Casa de los Pacenos, Zimmern feasted on: 1. Lamb kidneys--"Wow! could have used a good soaking in milk;" 2. Tripe--"as clean as any I've tasted, one might think it's cold slaw"; and 3. Penis soup. Bull penis soup to be exact. "Ya have to like the rich chunky texture. . . richness of bone marrow and texture of a pear." Well, okay if you say so. Imagine the chopping--or not.

As much as you all hate him, I doubt he would eat that

Rise Up
03-02-2009, 05:41 PM
I've seen him eat seal penis. Yes seal penis. Or was it someone else? :confused:

ballzack
03-02-2009, 07:15 PM
Thanks, guys.

I got that from a Motorcycle Website. Can't remember which one. Probably Harley, but I'm more of a Triumph guy. Or Ducati. I'm into intense speed and performance.

I saw it and thought "Yep, my Avatar".

Thong in the heels? THE BOMB! Best girlfriend I ever had ALWAYS wore stocking, thong, and heels. Damn, I miss her. Usually at night... :D

Rise Up
03-02-2009, 07:16 PM
Even if you have a lady friend?

ballzack
03-02-2009, 07:19 PM
Hell, yes.

You'll ALWAYS remember and "miss' hot chicks you dated. No matter whom you are currently dating.

Different flavor, mang. If you love bananas, and you eat a few ever day, sooner or later, you think "Ya' know, I sure miss Oranges! Wish I had one right now" ;)

Rise Up
03-02-2009, 07:20 PM
Hell, yes.

You'll ALWAYS remember and "miss' hot chicks you dated. No matter whom you are currently dating.

Different flavor, mang. If you love bananas, and you eat a few ever day, sooner or later, you think "Ya' know, I sure miss Oranges! Wish I had one right now" ;)

Why not have both? :D

bullfighter
03-02-2009, 11:32 PM
[QUOTE=bullfighter;71406]

I see you're enjoying your hippie ways this afternoon.:rolleyes:

i just can not see the benifit of the hate thing,not that i am desalution by the fact that it will continue. i feel the emotions of life also. just wish we could stop this fuckup ness ,fuck its 2009 look at the things we create and the things that do the hard work for us and we still are brain dead when it comes to greed and make im bleed

yee-haw
03-03-2009, 03:29 PM
[QUOTE=yee-haw;71408]

i just can not see the benifit of the hate thing,not that i am desalution by the fact that it will continue. i feel the emotions of life also. just wish we could stop this fuckup ness ,fuck its 2009 look at the things we create and the things that do the hard work for us and we still are brain dead when it comes to greed and make im bleed

Hmm?
Not sure i quite follow.:confused:

make im bleed

ballzack
03-03-2009, 04:27 PM
I plan on eating as many different animals I can which are dumber than a dog.

But not their dicks.

Started me thinking, Carrot.

Bizarre foods I have eaten and enjoyed:

Alligator - OUTSTANDING!

Pigeon (actually considered a delicacy in many European countries - I lived in France for a while and had it often - delicious).

Frog (Frog's Legs actually and they really DO taste like Chicken)

Turtle (Turtle soup actually. It tastes like turtle! :D)

Sea Urchin. Challenging sushi for most. I liked it. Needs to be VERY fresh or it tastes very rancid. Have it spoiled ONCE and you'll NEVER eat it again! :eek:

Salmon Roe (salmon eggs). Not unusual to some, but I love them. Good source of protein, not salty like caviar, and very rich in omega 3
best when eaten with some wild rice.

Qual Eggs (raw) on sushi. Yummi. Delicate taste.

Buffalo. Leaner than beef. More gamy tasting.

Carrot
03-03-2009, 04:42 PM
Started me thinking, Carrot.

Bizarre foods I have eaten and enjoyed:

Alligator - OUTSTANDING!

Pigeon (actually considered a delicacy in many European countries - I lived in France for a while and had it often - delicious).

Frog (Frog's Legs actually and they really DO taste like Chicken)

Turtle (Turtle soup actually. It tastes like turtle! :D)

Sea Urchin. Challenging sushi for most. I liked it. Needs to be VERY fresh or it tastes very rancid. Have it spoiled ONCE and you'll NEVER eat it again! :eek:

Salmon Roe (salmon eggs). Not unusual to some, but I love them. Good source of protein, not salty like caviar, and very rich in omega 3
best when eaten with some wild rice.

Qual Eggs (raw) on sushi. Yummi. Delicate taste.

Buffalo. Leaner than beef. More gamy tasting.


Hmm I haven't had that many really.

Tried stuffed pigeon, tasted good enough but not nearly enough meat on it.

Goat, but that was the heart and It was quite a long time ago, didn't really like it.

Tried ostrich, but me and my old man managed to overcook it so I don't really recall anything remarkable about it, i'll have to try it again some time.

I may very well have had buffalo, as it is often sold alongside beef in certain parts.

I heard about a restaurant in south africa where you can have pretty much any game animal including zebra and wildebeast etc. Would like to go there someday.

Alligator.... hadn't considered that.

ballzack
03-03-2009, 04:46 PM
Trust me, sir.

Try Alligator!

As a Floridian, I have it frequently.

It's absolutely delicious. Everyone that I know that eats meat, and tries Alligator, loves it.

yee-haw
03-03-2009, 05:09 PM
Trust me, sir.

Try Alligator!

As a Floridian, I have it frequently.

It's absolutely delicious. Everyone that I know that eats meat, and tries Alligator, loves it.

Pigeon huh?
We call that city chicken 'round here.:D

ballzack
03-03-2009, 05:25 PM
Pigeon huh?
We call that city chicken 'round here.:D

Understand, in foreign countries, haw, we're not talking about shooting STREET PIGEONS.
These birds are game raised for slaughter.
Fattened up and corn fed.

SWEET.

But Carrot is correct. You'd need 10 to make an AMERICAN meal out of them.
The French eat much smaller portions. ONE and a salad and some cheese for desert and you have dinner. ;)

yee-haw
03-03-2009, 05:28 PM
Understand, in foreign countries, haw, we're not talking about shooting STREET PIGEONS.
These birds are game raised for slaughter.
Fattened up and corn fed.

SWEET.

But Carrot is correct. You'd need 10 to make an AMERICAN meal out of them.
The French eat much smaller portions. ONE and a salad and some cheese for desert and you have dinner. ;)

Oh, ok... I did'nt know, Raised for eating huh?
Not the same kinda pigeon at all...
The locals around here do eat 'em though, Looks like a flying rat to me.

ballzack
03-03-2009, 05:34 PM
Oh, ok... I did'nt know, Raised for eating huh?
Not the same kinda pigeon at all...
The locals around here do eat 'em though, Looks like a flying rat to me.

Hate to say this, but things continue the way they are now, and hunting skills are going to be a very handy thing to have.
And a city Pigeon VS NOTHING is an easy choice for dinner!

;)

Carrot
03-03-2009, 05:35 PM
Hell, I'd eat city pigeons just to get rid of them.

yee-haw
03-03-2009, 05:35 PM
Hate to say this, but things continue the way they are now, and hunting skills are going to be a very handy thing to have.
And a city Pigeon VS NOTHING is an easy choice for dinner!

;)


LOL..:D

That's funny, Not far off from true though.

Rise Up
03-03-2009, 06:09 PM
No wonder the Euros are so damn thin!! They eat a little bird and that's all they need! Must've been the rationing during World War 2 that caused them to look at pigeons like," Ah'ma gonna eatcha." :D

Carrot
03-03-2009, 06:12 PM
No wonder the Euros are so damn thin!! They eat a little bird and that's all they need! Must've been the rationing during World War 2 that caused them to look at pigeons like," Ah'ma gonna eatcha." :D

How do you think french food came about?

The french revolution, people were starving so resorted to eating snails and frogs, not delecacies but last ditch efforts at staying alive.

Rise Up
03-03-2009, 06:18 PM
How do you think french food came about?

The french revolution, people were starving so resorted to eating snails and frogs, not delecacies but last ditch efforts at staying alive.

Wow I never knew that!! :eek:
I'd never eat escargot or frog well maybe frog. I'll tell you who makes good food the spanish and mexicans. Special occasions when I DO eat it. :cool:

bullfighter
03-04-2009, 10:08 AM
Hell, I'd eat city pigeons just to get rid of them.

they in most places are a clean meat,,also whats the pride behind the flag thing,just anouther way to get dedication to a false rightiousness..

ballzack
03-04-2009, 12:26 PM
How do you think french food came about?

The french revolution, people were starving so resorted to eating snails and frogs, not delecacies but last ditch efforts at staying alive.

I thought that's why the French were so into "Sauces"? To cover the taste of bad meat? :D

Rise Up
03-04-2009, 02:50 PM
What kind of so called 'bad meat'? :D

yee-haw
03-04-2009, 03:36 PM
they in most places are a clean meat,,also whats the pride behind the flag thing,just anouther way to get dedication to a false rightiousness..

Yea but...
Don't you guys also eat dogs?


Lay off the flag.:cool:

ballzack
03-04-2009, 04:06 PM
Some of those French sauces would even make Bull Penis taste like pumpkin pie, but I don't know cause I ain't gonna eat the Mother F@Cker.
I'll ask PromIDIOT! :D

yee-haw
03-04-2009, 04:07 PM
:D
Some of those French sauces would even make Bull Penis taste like pumpkin pie, but I don't know cause I ain't gonna eat the Mother F@Cker.
I'll ask PromIDIOT! :D

When did you decide that, While you were sitting there eating your muffin?

Carrot
03-04-2009, 04:09 PM
Hey, you never know it might actually taste good.errrrrr

But i wouldn't eat it, out of principle, dude to dude (even across species) it just ain't cool.

You don't shoot a guy in the dick afterall, even terrorists don't do that.

ballzack
03-04-2009, 04:34 PM
:D

When did you decide that, While you were sitting there eating your muffin?

Yep, I've whistled to the wheat field. And the babes have returned the favor! :D

No sir. I would NOT eat Bull's Penis, nor any other type of sexual organ....

I wonder if Chickens appreciate the fact that we eat their unborn offspring? ;)

Rise Up
03-04-2009, 04:36 PM
Well let's ask someone with kids..... uhmm who has kids here?

yee-haw
03-04-2009, 04:36 PM
Yep, I've whistled to the wheat field. And the babes have returned the favor! :D

No sir. I would NOT eat Bull's Penis, nor any other type of sexual organ....

I wonder if Chickens appreciate the fact that we eat their unborn offspring? ;)

lmao, You kill me mang.:D:D

ballzack
03-04-2009, 04:43 PM
THIS KILLS ME!
I laugh my ass off whenever I see it!
Holy shit, I slay myself! :D

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r31/prowessmetalart/dogpaisley.jpg

Carrot
03-04-2009, 04:48 PM
I wonder if Chickens appreciate the fact that we eat their unborn offspring? ;)

Hate to nitpick, but the eggs aren't fetilised. No chick will ever hatch out the eggs we eat.

As for the pic, it gets me too.

ballzack
03-04-2009, 04:50 PM
Hate to nitpick, but the eggs aren't fetilised. No chick will ever hatch out the eggs we eat.

As for the pic, it gets me too.

Lesbian Chickens would Disagree! :D

Rise Up
03-04-2009, 04:58 PM
Why would they disagree? :confused:

ballzack
03-04-2009, 05:19 PM
Because to a "Lesbian' chicken, the EGG is the center of ALL that is holy.
The vessel of LIFE.
From which all things begin. Fertilized, or NOT! :D

Roosters are just for show. Not needed! (according to Lesbian Chickens, anyway).

Rise Up
03-04-2009, 05:21 PM
Because to a "Lesbian' chicken, the EGG is the center of ALL that is holy.
The vessel of LIFE.
From which all things begin. Fertilized, or NOT! :D

Roosters are just for show. Not needed! (according to Lesbian Chickens, anyway).

Lol that's true for all lesbians.

bullfighter
03-04-2009, 05:36 PM
Yea but...
Don't you guys also eat dogs?


Lay off the flag.:cool:

but as i ,i have not eaten dog.

yee-haw
03-04-2009, 05:37 PM
but as i ,i have not eaten dog.

Just yankin' your chain man, Did'nt figure you did.:D

bullfighter
03-04-2009, 06:11 PM
Just yankin' your chain man, Did'nt figure you did.:D

FUCKING CHAIN 40 MILES LONG ..Had a goat once i like to see him free but not get lost so i tied a chain and tire to him..fucking toughest goat i ever seen [miniture goat to]..

yee-haw
03-04-2009, 06:14 PM
FUCKING CHAIN 40 MILES LONG ..Had a goat once i like to see him free but not get lost so i tied a chain and tire to him..fucking toughest goat i ever seen [miniture goat to]..

Well, Hell.
I've eat goat before, Not too bad actually.:cool:

General Septem
03-05-2009, 05:23 AM
I firmly believe that we would be eating dog if it tasted good. When I was in Italy, we were on the steps of a restaurant and a stray cat came up to us. I said to it "what are you afraid of? This isn't a Chinese restaurant." :D

ballzack
03-05-2009, 05:31 AM
I'm a huge dog lover. I'd never eat dog given our CULTURAL and my PERSONAL love of the dog. I treat them as part of my family. I'd not eat family. :D

However, if this were not so, and if dog was delicious, why not. Anything is possible. Stranded mountaineers whom had dogs with them ate their dogs to survive. Hard decision, but understandable.

Many Indians are aghast that we eat COW (their sacred animal) as a culture. "HOLY COW"! :D

General Septem
03-05-2009, 05:34 AM
Exactly, some common foods we eat such as beef and pork are both shunned by other cultures. Personally I wouldn't eat dog either, because a dog has a personality. Personality goes a long way.

Maybe if a pig had personality it would be different, but we've got to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig here. :D

yee-haw
03-05-2009, 02:58 PM
Exactly, some common foods we eat such as beef and pork are both shunned by other cultures. Personally I wouldn't eat dog either, because a dog has a personality. Personality goes a long way.

Maybe if a pig had personality it would be different, but we've got to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig here. :D

Yea, 10 times more charming than that arnold on green acres.:D

Rise Up
03-05-2009, 03:01 PM
Exactly, some common foods we eat such as beef and pork are both shunned by other cultures. Personally I wouldn't eat dog either, because a dog has a personality. Personality goes a long way.

Maybe if a pig had personality it would be different, but we've got to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig here. :D

Exactly. But I'd probably still eat it. Who knows. I'd avoid the bacon though. The bacon is a small amount in every pig.