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freakazoid
09-04-2006, 02:29 PM
HISTORY TEST

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They
actually happened!!!
Do you remember?

-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full o f 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship, Achille Lauro, was hijacked and a 70 year
old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women
problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. 2004 - Spain Railwayy bombings.
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

AND NOW !

14. 2005 London Railway bombings:
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be
allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches
of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
identification, secret agents of the President's security detail,
85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning
and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages
17 and 40 alone because of "profiling." :mad:
joshua
09-04-2006, 04:43 PM
<P><FONT face="Arial Black"><FONT color=red>give israel weapons to</FONT> ;<FONT color=lime>1 </FONT>scooby doo be doo</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black"><FONT color=red>kill innocent people in</FONT>&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=blue>2</FONT> magic wand</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black"><FONT color=red>lebanon&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT color=purple>3</FONT> viscious americans</FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=red>not giving me lots of</FONT>&nbsp; <FONT face="Arial Black"><FONT color=lime>1</FONT>&nbsp; wealthy george w bush</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black"><FONT color=red>cookies</FONT>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=blue>2</FONT> haliberton company represented by donald rum</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT color=purple>&nbsp;&nbsp; 3</FONT> condelezza</FONT> <FONT face="Arial Black">rice</FONT> </P>
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<P><FONT face="Arial Black">i<FONT color=navy> must say that the spain rail way bombing was from the ateca group not muslims ,,,and freakazoid those wear anciant times where u were just a little baby,,im talking about the present</FONT></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=red>killing muslims ; <FONT color=lime>1&nbsp; </FONT><FONT color=black>david beckham</FONT></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#ff0000>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=blue>2 </FONT><FONT color=black>his wife</FONT></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#ff0000>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT color=purple>&nbsp; 3 </FONT><FONT color=black>scotland yard police</FONT></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=red>destroy thousand</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#ff0000>of houses in palestine and iraq and lebanon can lead to </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#ff0000>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=black>1&nbsp;</FONT>&nbsp;<FONT color=blue>increase in arab&nbsp; playboy men</FONT> </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#ff0000>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=lime>2</FONT>&nbsp; <FONT color=blue>reduce in the amount of cookies</FONT><IMG alt=0 src="http://forum.bullshit.com/images/smilies/mad.gif" border=0 smilieid="8"> </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#ff0000>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=blue>3&nbsp;</FONT> <FONT color=blue>muslim extremist from all ages</FONT></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#ff0000><FONT color=blue>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=teal>i must say that there has been 72000 dead in iraq those 72000 have </FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#008080>muslim male from age 17 to 40 ...<IMG alt=0 src="http://forum.bullshit.com/images/smilies/eek.gif" border=0 smilieid="9">&nbsp; what a strange coincidence</FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=cyan>this was more fun than i expected,,<IMG alt=0 src="http://forum.bullshit.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> </FONT></P>
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Brains_Behind_Operation
09-04-2006, 04:45 PM
4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


So that's the reason they took Pee Wee off the air!:D
joshua
09-04-2006, 04:47 PM
oooo sorry i didnt mean it to come out like that ...i think my compute just had a blackout
freakazoid
09-04-2006, 11:52 PM
oooo sorry i didnt mean it to come out like that ...i think my compute just had a blackout

Then delete the post.