ur most embarrasing moment ever !!

[joshua]

well this is my most embarrasing story of my life ..u need to understand that happened while i was visiting my brother in italy and we got invited by his freind to a freind ,,what an impressin i made:



one time i was at a party and i was a little woozy well just wrecked ...after a drinking about 5 beers,i needed to go to the bathroom and i was just playing cool fixing my hair and stuff ,that i totaly forgot to unzipp my pants well i came out just then lots of people started to laugh and all pointing to my crotch area i looked i noticed that my peice was hangin out {my face turned beat red} and just hoped that earth would open up and swallow me ...and the worst thing is when i freaked out i tried quickly to unzipp my pants that i forgot to put my peice IN,,and when i raised the fly quickly some of my foreskin {im cut but u know what was there} were taken by the fly ,,,it was an escrutiating pain and i just fell to the floor and people just laughed more that they were gasping for air ,,well THATS all folks the most embarrasing moment of my freakin life

[REPTILE]

Dude, I think thats awesome!!! I know it must of been embarasing but it makes one hell of a story to tell.

I think my most embarrassing moment was when I dove into a pool and my swimming shorts weren't tied. They slid right off, and just as luck would have it ppl were looking in my direction.

[alejandra_h]

i was on the roof and my cuzin took away the fukin steps to get up and i wzs haingin there and my pj pants slid right off.. my whole ass was stikin out on the side where the street is on

[Ape-Shit]

I was confronted by the Deacon of a Chruch which I was attending on a regular basis and was told not to ever return again.

[beelzebub]

I was confronted by the Deacon of a Chruch which I was attending on a regular basis and was told not to ever return again.

Jee how christian of him/her. I would be surprised but I know this is typical.

[General Septem]

Jee how christian of him/her. I would be surprised but I know this is typical.
Yeah, well ask him what he did to get his ass kicked out. We forgive people, but if they persist in disrupting the congregation, it isn't fair to everyone else to just sit and let them.

[assholius]

I've had so many "most embarrassing moments" that I can't really think of one that stands out.However,I did witness what, I hope ,was someones most embarrassing moment.

Years back I worked at a restaraunt with a take out window for beer and light fair.One night I was in the walk in and another guy came in and told me I had to wait on the older couple at the register.I told him I didn't do that and he told me I had to,he couldn't go back out there....

When these people came to the counter he said "What can I get for you two gentlemen"?
It was a man and his wife.

In his defense,the woman was pretty manly looking.