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MrJim
03-20-2009, 10:49 PM
...DOG SHIT ON A BUN!
(aka the 2 for $3 fish sandwich)

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/MrJim_photos/shitonabun.jpg

In case any of you have the Jack in the Box chain, whatever you do, DON'T TRY the fish sandwich advertised @ 2 for $3. As temptingly cheap as it sounds, it's about $1.50 per sandwich more than it's worth.

I don't know what the hell they used for 'fish' but if I were to venture a guess, fried play-doh. Even the Filet O'Fish sandwich at McDonalds beats this crap, and that's saying something. The batter is probably debris from State Fair corn dogs. The bun was big, which may be a blessing since that's the only edible material in the sandwich.

There is really NOTHING good about this. Desperate for cheap fried fish, I'm making a Marie Callender's Fish Fillet TV dinner tonight. Still better, and cheaper! Beware!

yee-haw
03-21-2009, 01:19 AM
Jack in the box?

Aint that that joint that drenches everything in cheese?

MrJim
03-21-2009, 01:24 AM
Jack in the box?

Aint that that joint that drenches everything in cheese?

No more than anyone else does, but usually their food is above par.

Not in this case, however. Those 'fish' sandwiches are nastiness to the infinite power.

yee-haw
03-21-2009, 01:26 AM
Seems like i remember jack in the box from my temple days...

None here on the north coast, The way you described that fish sandwich though.
I damn sure would'nt try one.

MrJim
03-21-2009, 01:28 AM
Seems like i remember jack in the box from my temple days...

None here on the north coast, The way you described that fish sandwich though.
I damn sure would'nt try one.

Jack in the Box isn't a total nationwide chain, but is fairly common on a national scale.

So, yeah, if you're in Temple, TX, don't try it. Good boy. :D

yee-haw
03-21-2009, 01:31 AM
They have this resturaunt in georgia called central park, They're always trying to push some value deal like that.
Most of their food is shit anyway, They do have this double decker cheese burger however, It is definetly worth the wait in line.

MrJim
03-21-2009, 01:33 AM
They have this resturaunt in georgia called central park, They're always trying to push some value deal like that.
Most of their food is shit anyway, They do have this double decker cheese burger however, It is definetly worth the wait in line.

They have some pluses, namely breakfast all day long and open 24 hrs.

And that Ultimate Cheeseburger.

They recently did this campaign in which Jack was in an accident. Once we reached an ending, it was kinda lame.

yee-haw
03-21-2009, 01:35 AM
They have some pluses, namely breakfast all day long and open 24 hrs.

And that Ultimate Cheeseburger.

They recently did this campaign in which Jack was in an accident. Once we reached an ending, it was kinda lame.

The resturaunt i really miss is Captain D's... You have those?

MrJim
03-21-2009, 01:37 AM
The resturaunt i really miss is Captain D's... You have those?

Yeah, scattered. LJS does rings around them, though.

You know what really sucks for fast food seafood is Popeye's. Never understood why that was their worst food. Popeye was a seaman, not a chicken farmer. :mad:

yee-haw
03-21-2009, 01:40 AM
Yeah, scattered. LJS does rings around them, though.

You know what really sucks for fast food seafood is Popeye's. Never understood why that was their worst food. Popeye was a seaman, not a chicken farmer. :mad:


Here's one for you, Here in cleveland dairy queen don't sell burgers, Only ice cream and only in the summer they're open.

MrJim
03-21-2009, 01:45 AM
Here's one for you, Here in cleveland dairy queen don't sell burgers, Only ice cream and only in the summer they're open.

Really? Interesting. Our DQs all have a full menu (but most people go for the ice cream, not the burgers... which are Sonic-esque).

yee-haw
03-21-2009, 01:46 AM
Really? Interesting. Our DQs all have a full menu (but most people go for the ice cream, not the burgers... which are Sonic-esque).

It's the opposite up here, Who knows...:rolleyes:

MrJim
03-21-2009, 01:55 AM
It's the opposite up here, Who knows...:rolleyes:

Maybe your DQ's figured that Ice Cream/Shakes were their only market. After all, they are the most popular items even when they serve others.

LedZap
03-21-2009, 09:57 AM
There are no Jack in the Box restaurants here in Fl. I miss the ultimate cheeseburger :D, The burger joint I really miss is In and Out Burger.Next time I'm in Ca. I'll have to stop there and get me a 4x4 cooked animal style (cooked in mustard).:p

WhiteRaven
03-21-2009, 11:49 AM
God I love Dairy Queen, they have pretty good fries, too. Their burgers are pretty good, if messy as fuck. Sonic also kicks ass, and has root beer floats. ROOT BEER FLOATS KICK MOTHER FUCKING ASS!

Central Park has good fries, and some of their burgers are good. I have a friend who ate their and found maggots on his burger, though. Nasty.

Hardee's is good, if you don't mind waiting. I'm serious, once I was at Hardee's and they were like: "sorry but we're going to have to cook the fries so it will be a while."

They weren't kidding, it took 2 hours to cook the damn fries. Fries do not take two hours to cook! at most, they should take no more than 15 minutes.
You know, once I had to wait on fries at Dairy Queen, they gave me a salad instead, and didn't charge for the fries when they brought them out. Also it only took about 10 minutes for them to cook the fries.

Mcdonald's is... okay... but way too greasy, their chicken nuggets are fairly good, their fries are pretty good, though they(the fries and the restaurant) don't deserve the reputation they have

And Taco Bell FUCKING ROCKS!! Chalupas are their best item, and are delicious.

yee-haw
03-21-2009, 02:02 PM
You waited 2 hours for fries?

WhiteRaven
03-21-2009, 02:28 PM
I like fries. And they had already charged me for them. And they wouldn't give my money back. fortunately I had my DS with me, so it wasn't too bad. Still retarded, though.

yee-haw
03-21-2009, 02:31 PM
You must really like their fries, I would've said fuck 'em and went elsewhere.

WhiteRaven
03-21-2009, 02:34 PM
I wanted to, but They wouldn't return my money, they kept saying "if you just wait we'll have you fries in a minute." And I didn't have any more money on me at the time. Bitching out the manager and all the employees afterward helped greatly.


and went elsewhere.

Meh, I had nothing better to do at the time, plus it was lunchtime, so everywhere else would have been packed anyway.

MrJim
03-21-2009, 03:00 PM
God I love Dairy Queen, they have pretty good fries, too. Their burgers are pretty good, if messy as fuck. Sonic also kicks ass, and has root beer floats. ROOT BEER FLOATS KICK MOTHER FUCKING ASS!

Central Park has good fries, and some of their burgers are good. I have a friend who ate their and found maggots on his burger, though. Nasty.

Hardee's is good, if you don't mind waiting. I'm serious, once I was at Hardee's and they were like: "sorry but we're going to have to cook the fries so it will be a while."

They weren't kidding, it took 2 hours to cook the damn fries. Fries do not take two hours to cook! at most, they should take no more than 15 minutes.
You know, once I had to wait on fries at Dairy Queen, they gave me a salad instead, and didn't charge for the fries when they brought them out. Also it only took about 10 minutes for them to cook the fries.

Mcdonald's is... okay... but way too greasy, their chicken nuggets are fairly good, their fries are pretty good, though they(the fries and the restaurant) don't deserve the reputation they have

And Taco Bell FUCKING ROCKS!! Chalupas are their best item, and are delicious.

Taco Bell is the shit! Ditto on the chalupas, just thinking about them is making me hungry. They're my favorite item on the menu.

ballzack
03-21-2009, 05:07 PM
Jack in the Box isn't a total nationwide chain, but is fairly common on a national scale.

So, yeah, if you're in Temple, TX, don't try it. Good boy. :D

Hey, Jimbo, what's that chain you have in Texas...

W burger or WhataBurger or something like that?

I see them everywhere.