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Rise Up
03-27-2009, 05:25 PM
I fucking hate ICP. Personally I think it's stupid. It's just a group giving a reason for white people to act gangster. :rolleyes:
They are fucking stupid as a donkey trying to reproduce with a PromIDIOT and they have come with some stupid juggalo/jugalette thing that has now grown into gangs. Believe me. They suck. First for their music then for what they have caused. Fucking clown douches. :mad:

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 06:35 PM
I fucking hate ICP. Personally I think it's stupid. It's just a group giving a reason for white people to act gangster. :rolleyes:
They are fucking stupid as a donkey trying to reproduce with a PromIDIOT and they have come with some stupid juggalo/jugalette thing that has now grown into gangs. Believe me. They suck. First for their music then for what they have caused. Fucking clown douches. :mad:

This video will make you feel better then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn3uiLZY9Jg

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 06:37 PM
Awesome. :cool:

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 06:39 PM
Really? Everyone I know hates Primus

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 06:40 PM
Really? Everyone I know hates Primus

Lol I'm watching Wynona's Big Brown Beaver right now. :D

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 06:41 PM
Oh, and what kind of music does ICP play? People make such a big deal of them and it's annoying

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 06:43 PM
Oh, and what kind of music does ICP play? People make such a big deal of them and it's annoying

Hip hop I think. Lemme see if I can find some of their "lyrics" :rolleyes:

OH MY GOD......:eek:

"Eh, yo, J, man, eh?"
"Yeah."
"Eh, man, you remember me?"
"Ah-huh."
"You remember that shit you said?"
"Uh-uh."
"Well, paybacks a bitch!"
(4 gunshots)
"Mmm, motherfucker, let's go man."
"Hold up, man, he's still alive, man."
(5 gunshots)
"Die motherfucker, damn!"
(1 gunshot)
"Shoot the motherfucker again, man"
(1 gunshot)
"Aw, shit."
(2 gunshots)
"Shoot him again, man."
"Ahahaha. ahahah."
(3 gunshots)
"Motherfucker's still alive man"
"Ahahahahahahahaha"
(3 gunshots)
"Die, man."
(1 gunshot)
"Ahahahahaha"
"Aw shit, let's get the fuck out of here, man"
"Ahhhh! Ahahahaha!
THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!
Hahahahah, bitches."

What the hell's a ninja?
(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization
Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
as a part of ninjitsu
(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
mutha'fuckin' ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!

Damn I wish I could be a Shogun Samurai
so I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls
n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the balls
cuz I remember these kids from tha playground
everybody'd hang around, we were all down
but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
n' now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda'
as I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh
what I would do if I only had a ninja sword
you'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard
I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle,
first one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle."
everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta'
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja

[chorus]
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja [X3]
Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin' [all X2]

After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks
all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts
and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass,
why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'
"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"
I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja

[repeat chorus]

If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
I flip frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45
but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in....about 5 minutes late...
cuz I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade
so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face
screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place
mad cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me
just another bitch workin' for next ta' free
I thought about takin my ninja steal
n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill
but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch
n' I don't even need ta be a ninja

[repeat chorus X7]

Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah
FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Clown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 06:45 PM
Hip hop I think. Lemme see if I can find some of their "lyrics" :rolleyes:

OH MY GOD......:eek:

"Eh, yo, J, man, eh?"
"Yeah."
"Eh, man, you remember me?"
"Ah-huh."
"You remember that shit you said?"
"Uh-uh."
"Well, paybacks a bitch!"
(4 gunshots)
"Mmm, motherfucker, let's go man."
"Hold up, man, he's still alive, man."
(5 gunshots)
"Die motherfucker, damn!"
(1 gunshot)
"Shoot the motherfucker again, man"
(1 gunshot)
"Aw, shit."
(2 gunshots)
"Shoot him again, man."
"Ahahaha. ahahah."
(3 gunshots)
"Motherfucker's still alive man"
"Ahahahahahahahaha"
(3 gunshots)
"Die, man."
(1 gunshot)
"Ahahahahaha"
"Aw shit, let's get the fuck out of here, man"
"Ahhhh! Ahahahaha!
THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!
Hahahahah, bitches."

What the hell's a ninja?
(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization
Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
as a part of ninjitsu
(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
mutha'fuckin' ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!

Damn I wish I could be a Shogun Samurai
so I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls
n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the balls
cuz I remember these kids from tha playground
everybody'd hang around, we were all down
but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
n' now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda'
as I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh
what I would do if I only had a ninja sword
you'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard
I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle,
first one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle."
everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta'
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja

[chorus]
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja [X3]
Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin' [all X2]

After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks
all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts
and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass,
why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'
"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"
I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja

[repeat chorus]

If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
I flip frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45
but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in....about 5 minutes late...
cuz I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade
so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face
screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place
mad cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me
just another bitch workin' for next ta' free
I thought about takin my ninja steal
n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill
but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch
n' I don't even need ta be a ninja

[repeat chorus X7]

Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah
FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Clown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

WHAT THE MOTHER OF GODDAMN ASS...?

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 06:47 PM
I actually felt embarassed reading that...like really man, what the hell?

SOAD has good lyrics, like "Can't you look at my shaved ass!!!"

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 06:47 PM
WHAT THE MOTHER OF GODDAMN ASS...?

That is fucked UP. Fucked up. I repeat for the third time, FUCKED UP. :eek:

No wonder people are so fucking violent nowadays!! They listen to shit like that!!!

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 06:49 PM
That is fucked UP. Fucked up. I repeat for the third time, FUCKED UP. :eek:

No wonder people are so fucking violent nowadays!! They listen to shit like that!!!

That's not violent, that's being an annoying ass who thinks they are "hardcore"...go listen to Slayer or SOAD if you want violent

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 06:51 PM
That's not violent, that's being an annoying ass who thinks they are "hardcore"...go listen to Slayer or SOAD if you want violent

Or you could listen to rap.......:rolleyes:



I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the landspread
Lil' Gotti got the shotty to your body
So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas
I tote guns, I make number runs
I give emcees the runs drippin
when I throw my clip in the AK, I slay from far away
Everybody hit the DECK

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 06:53 PM
I'd take weird bands over violent ones any day, I mean Primus really kicks the shit out of Slipknot so many times it's hilarious...same with SOAD except they are even better than Primus

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 06:56 PM
I'd take weird bands over violent ones any day, I mean Primus really kicks the shit out of Slipknot so many times it's hilarious...same with SOAD except they are even better than Primus

I prefer bands that don't preach doing drugs. Though I do ignore that sometimes. Reminds me of a new band to add to my favorites. Captain Wee introduced me to them on a different forum. :cool:
I'm learning German just to understand their lyrics outside of English subtitles and from the ones they do in English.
RAMMSTEIN!!!! :D
Rammstein & Tatu- Moskau
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lork4zxRGxI

Rammstein- Amerika
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9EksAo5hY

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 06:59 PM
I prefer bands that don't preach doing drugs. Though I do ignore that sometimes. Reminds me of a new band to add to my favorites. Captain Wee introduced me to them on a different forum. :cool:
I'm learning German just to understand their lyrics outside of English subtitles and from the ones they do in English.
RAMMSTEIN!!!! :D
Rammstein & Tatu- Moskau
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lork4zxRGxI

Rammstein- Amerika
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9EksAo5hY

Rammstein hates humanity, and I'm pretty sure they have done drugs before...Primus has a song against inhalants

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 07:00 PM
Rammstein hates humanity, and I'm pretty sure they have done drugs before...Primus has a song against inhalants

Well Rammstein sounds awesome. :cool: So I can look over that.

Seriously? What's the title? I'll check it out.

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 07:01 PM
Well Rammstein sounds awesome. :cool: So I can look over that.

Seriously? What's the title? I'll check it out.

Lacquer Head...although I'm pretty sure they have done their fair share of other things (Weed and shrooms most likely)

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 07:02 PM
Lacquer Head...although I'm pretty sure they have done their fair share of other things (Weed and shrooms most likely)

Hehe yeah, that's probably very likely. :D
Gonna check it out real quick.

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 07:03 PM
Don't listen to that song high in art class when you have no idea what the hell you are doing...I learned the hard way lol :D:D:D

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 07:04 PM
Don't listen to that song high in art class when you have no idea what the hell you are doing...I learned the hard way lol :D:D:D

What happened? Do I really want to know? .......Yes. :D

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 07:05 PM
Lol watching it right now. What's with the devil behind the wierd green dude? :D

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 07:06 PM
What happened? Do I really want to know? .......Yes. :D

That song is pretty weird when you are high...but still awesome nonetheless, but anyway ya I was in my art class (we have a substitute who is a bitch) and she came over and said "Do you use drugs" and I was like "...No...not regularly" roflol :D

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 07:08 PM
That song is pretty weird when you are high...but still awesome nonetheless, but anyway ya I was in my art class (we have a substitute who is a bitch) and she came over and said "Do you use drugs" and I was like "...No...not regularly" roflol :D

Hehehe I'll try that on my sub in English on Monday. I hope we get the one who showed up drunk AND high. :D

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 07:10 PM
Hehehe I'll try that on my sub in English on Monday. I hope we get the one who showed up drunk AND high. :D

Rofl ok but ya I know you don't like weed (it's a plant) but why

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 07:11 PM
Rofl ok but ya I know you don't like weed (it's a plant) but why

Because I don't like taking anything that isn't beneficial to my health that affects my mind. Sleeping pills are only being taken right now because I've slept only 11 hours in 5 days. All of that time asleep because of pills. :D

Baron Somebody
03-27-2009, 07:12 PM
I see...well there's no reason not to but I can kinda understand

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 07:15 PM
I see...well there's no reason not to but I can kinda understand

And I am extremely addictive. Which is why I have to constantly change depression medications. :rolleyes:

Captain Wee
03-27-2009, 07:39 PM
Where I live it is very common to see the hatchetman stickers on cars. I saw one reject with a giant tattoo of it on his calf. I wanted to slap his teeth out.

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 07:49 PM
Where I live it is very common to see the hatchetman stickers on cars. I saw one reject with a giant tattoo of it on his calf. I wanted to slap his teeth out.

You SHOULD have slapped his teeth out. With a tire iron. :D

Captain Wee
03-27-2009, 09:50 PM
Rise! We have been over this a number of times. I don't use weapons of any kind.

Rise Up
03-27-2009, 09:58 PM
Rise! We have been over this a number of times. I don't use weapons of any kind.

>_>
Yes, we have been. :rolleyes:

yee-haw
04-06-2009, 01:13 PM
Or you could listen to rap.......:rolleyes:

Quote:
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the landspread
Lil' Gotti got the shotty to your body
So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas
I tote guns, I make number runs
I give emcees the runs drippin
when I throw my clip in the AK, I slay from far away
Everybody hit the DECK


Translation:

I fired upon said gentleman and confiscated all of his assets, Including
but not limited to where he lives.
My small member cand do amazing things if you agree to have sex with me.
It would be in your best interest to accept my offer, Other wise you will
not enjoy your holliday.
I like to carry my fire-arm and play illegal lotteries.
This is a sure way for me to aquire extra income.
Whenever i load my ammunition into said side-arm, I'm possitve i could kill
you from a very long distance.
It would be in everyones best interest to seek shelter at this point.

Rise Up
04-06-2009, 03:11 PM
Ahh interpretating rap again I see.... :D

yee-haw
04-06-2009, 03:12 PM
Some one has to do it, Feel me yo'?

Rise Up
04-06-2009, 03:15 PM
Some one has to do it, Feel me yo'?

Oh no....please Haw don't go gangsta on Bullshit. :eek:

yee-haw
04-06-2009, 03:16 PM
My trigga' be feelin' happy,
Be bussin caps fo' real.:p

Rise Up
04-06-2009, 03:19 PM
Okay, who did you kill now? Do you need the "Hitman's Guide to Disposing Bodies" again? :D