Zack's New Toy

[ballzack]

The Ducati 1098 SUPERBIKE!

http://www.ducati.com/od/ducatinorthamerica/en/galleries/img/img6,986_19,661.jpg

I'll be riding most of today...
Hold down the fort, men! ;)

For those that do not know, in the motorcycle world, Ducati is synonymous with Ferrari in the car world. It's basically SEX on Two WHEELS!

YEA BABY!

'nuff said!
:D

[General Septem]

NICE! That bike is sweet! :D

[freakazoid]

The Ducati 1098 SUPERBIKE!

http://www.ducati.com/od/ducatinorthamerica/en/galleries/img/img6,986_19,661.jpg

I'll be riding most of today...
Hold down the fort, men! ;)

For those that do not know, in the motorcycle world, Ducati is synonymous with Ferrari in the car world. It's basically SEX on Two WHEELS!

YEA BABY!

'nuff said!


Add a skinny hot chick with a great rack and you have reached the gods! :Dhttp://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif ...bad ass, Zack!

[Rise Up]

That thing is.......just......beautiful. Just beautiful. You're sure to get some looks while riding that thing Zack!!

[yee-haw]

Where's mine?
Wah, Wah, Wah... Not fair you have one and...


Oh wait, This is america.
I live in the land of captilisim and freedom... I'll just go get my own!!
Fuck the libs.:D

Nice ride Mr. President zack.

[Hammerhead]

sweet ride there Zack or should i say Mr . President

[mak]

Here's my story-no shit

In 2002 I was gonna put my 1100 Honda Shadow away for the winter (move it from house garage to big garage to store it). It's mid Nov. and 60% out. I figure I'll take if for one last ride instead of putting it straight away.Went to the local hardware store for something that I don't remember.On the way back, I'm going 55 and... bang. Hit a fucking deer broadside.Fly off the scooter and tumble down the road with various body parts hitting on each revolution.Seem like I was flipping for 5 minutes.I remember thinking "Is this ever going to end".
Anyway I broke 6 ribs, my scapula,right ankle and heel.The healing process required me to get up and around after about 10 days.Try to negotiate a walker while not being allowed to put ANY weight on one leg with 6 broken ribs.:)
I'm rambling.After 1 1/2 years with a walker or wheel chair I could finally walk unassisted.Went back to work after 2 years.I still walk like Festus:D (we'll see how old you all are). The heel is the worst thing that you can break.Trust me.
Point is, I had one of those hot ugly full face helmets on.I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that it would have been my last day alive without a helmet.I still have my perty face.

Funny thing. I killed the deer.About 6 months later my brother hit one 100 yards away with a minivan.The cops had to come and shoot it.I told him what a pussy he is.I killed mine with a Honda.:D



A pic of my fat ass with the roadrash:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/mak104/wreck003.jpg

[hitekredneck]

good fuckin greif, mak...at least you were smart enough to put yer bucket on...glad to see it wasn't any worse, but a quick question...do ya talk like festus too? :D
used to love touring on my lil 440 supersport, but got tired of dodging inattentive asswipes and got told by the cops i wasn't allowed to mount my shotgun to the bars to make people aware of my presence :rolleyes:
sheesh, try to make things safer :cool:
i will never own a crotch rocket for one simple fact...i enjoy life...lol...if the machine has the capability to go extremely fast, i'm gonna do it...in other words, i ain't got the common sense to own one

[mak]

W e l l M a t t. M i s s K i t t y s u r e l o o k s p e r t y t o d a y.:D

[yee-haw]

Shit, Ya'll got me thinking now...
How about wanted dead or alive with steve McQueen?:D

[buttless_wonder]

The Ducati 1098 SUPERBIKE!

It's basically SEX on Two WHEELS!

Glad to see you are finally getting some.
;)

[ballzack]

Four words..

WEAR BALLISTIC BATTLE GEAR!
I do!

It looks hot and NO ROAD RASH!

BTW, Buttless, that was a scream! Love the sense of humor. Yep, well if the Ducati is the only sex I get, I'll be happy. :D

Thanks guys, the bike ROCKS with a capital R !

And, it happens to be a BABE MAGNET.

[yee-haw]

I got a little honda 750.
Since i'm married it suits me perfect, I've had my hair in the wind twice this week.
I told the ol' lady, I still have my charger for the chick magnet.
She said i should sell it....
I said BEOTCH... You must be out of your damn mind.:D
J/K...:p

As far as my bike though, It's an 86 but runs great and zack, You're fimiliar
with edgwater park i know, It's beautiful riding weather there this week.

[ballzack]

Haw, a 750 is not a little bike!
I'm old enough to remember when a Norton Commando 750 was THE bike and KING of the road.
Plus, you have a classic bike. Those are going to be GOLD when cap and trade kicks in and you end up riding that bike as primary transportation in the summer because of $4.50 a gallon gas.

I have a few bikes.
One is a V-Twin 700 Cruiser.
Love it.
TONS of power. Hell, the damn thing will go 95 mph. That's FAST ENOUGH for most people, and, it gets 65 miles per gallon... let me repeat that.... 65 miles per gallon!

My new Duke gets only about 25 or 30 mpg. But oh, what fun, it is, to RIDE!
:D

I'm always tempted to go bad-ass and put on a thin leather jacket, and some chaps and head out. But if you kiss the road, you've not basically no protection. I always opt for ballistic padded jacket and pants. You go down (and i have) you walk away, if you know how to slide.

The Ducati Superbike AT SPEED!
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r31/prowessmetalart/main-bike_SBK_367x175.jpg
Yea, Indeed!

[LedZap]

You go down (and i have) you walk away, if you know how to slide.



Just crash near the White Castle burger stand....they have lots of SLIDERS there. :D

[ballzack]

Just crash near the White Castle burger stand....they have lots of SLIDERS there. :D

That joke is older than you and I put together Zapper.
But I appreciate the humor intent!
:D

[Rise Up]

Yeah, don't eat White Castle. Trust me on this. Don't EVER eat it. If you have, don't go back.

[ballzack]

Ever see a superbike rider go down at 185 mph?
He slides for a few hundred yards, gets back on the bike, rides off.
It's amazing.

[Rise Up]

I had a teacher who was in charge of a superbike company. Mr. Meister. Don't know his first name but he showed us an ad for it. Looks crazy as a duck fucking a cow.

[LedZap]

I had a teacher who was in charge of a superbike company. Mr. Meister. .

Mr. Mister :D

[Rise Up]

Hahaha that's not very funny actually.......

[mak]

I still have the 1976 Triumph Bonneville that I bought new .5600 miles on her.It's been sitting and needs re-done.

[yee-haw]

I love old cars, I had a 1955 Ford f-100 that i sold years back... Wish i kept it.

I've got a 1969 dodge charger right now, A work in progress.

Unless i wind up selling it too.

[Rise Up]

I love old cars, I had a 1955 Ford f-100 that i sold years back... Wish i kept it.

I've got a 1969 dodge charger right now, A work in progress.

Unless i wind up selling it too.

Isn't that your own personal General Lee? :D

[yee-haw]

Isn't that your own personal General Lee? :D

It's getting there just need decals and some minor tweeking.
The project is on hold though until things pick up.:(

[Rise Up]

It's getting there just need decals and some minor tweeking.
The project is on hold though until things pick up.:(

Sucks man. Once you get it done, you gonna name it? Or does it have a name already?

[yee-haw]

Sucks man. Once you get it done, you gonna name it? Or does it have a name already?

It's named General redneck.

I may have to sell it though seriously.
I sold my boat saturday, Times are rough man and 32 hours a week don't cut it.

[Rise Up]

It's named General redneck.

I may have to sell it though seriously.
I sold my boat saturday, Times are rough man and 32 hours a week don't cut it.

You had to sell your boat? Sucks. Yeah, times are rough. Extremely rough.

[yee-haw]

You had to sell your boat? Sucks. Yeah, times are rough. Extremely rough.

Yep had a nice triumph... Only 4 years old.

[Rise Up]

Yep had a nice triumph... Only 4 years old.

Cool. I wonder. Can you be taxed for building a rowboat for fishing? That would make a nice replacement. Use exercise as an excuse to fish.
"I was rowing my boat around that lake all day!!"

[Hammerhead]

It's named General redneck.

I may have to sell it though seriously.
I sold my boat saturday, Times are rough man and 32 hours a week don't cut it.

they laid another 15 off were i was at
yesterday

[yee-haw]

they laid another 15 off were i was at
yesterday

In 2001 we had 47 employees, We have 11 as of today.:mad:

[Rise Up]

In 2001 we had 47 employees, We have 11 as of today.:mad:

Holy shit, that sucks!! :eek:

[yee-haw]

Now you see why i'm worried.

[Rise Up]

Now you see why i'm worried.

Where do you work? Bad area for the business you're in?

[Hammerhead]

Holy shit, that sucks!! :eek:

learn everything you can rise, it ain't pretty out here
as of oct. there was 500 were i was at . as of yesterday
they are down to 60

[yee-haw]

Where do you work? Bad area for the business you're in?

Hell no!, I work in the flats... Just the economy.
My company has been in business since 1922.

All of the contracts are leaving, We had a huge P.O. with the military
to put the machine gun mounting brackets on "Specific" vehicles...
Went to china in january.

They under cut our price by 70%.

[Rise Up]

Hell no!, I work in the flats... Just the economy.
My company has been in business since 1922.

All of the contracts are leaving, We had a huge P.O. with the military
to put the machine gun mounting brackets on "Specific" vehicles...
Went to china in january.

They under cut our price by 70%.

Fuckers are taking advantage of our poor economy. It's because all the cash goes to the Government.

[Rise Up]

learn everything you can rise, it ain't pretty out here
as of oct. there was 500 were i was at . as of yesterday
they are down to 60

Holy Mother of GOD!! :eek:

[Hammerhead]

when they laid me off at the begining of april,
they told me by just looking at there projections
at the earliest would be a year until i was called back
realistic year and a half to two years

[Rise Up]

when they laid me off at the begining of april,
they told me by just looking at there projections
at the earliest would be a year until i was called back
realistic year and a half to two years

Ouch. That sucks major donkey cock.

[Hammerhead]

yes it does especially when you have two kids to think about

[Rise Up]

yes it does especially when you have two kids to think about

Shit man. That's got to be tough on you.

[Hammerhead]

it is not easy

[Rise Up]

it is not easy

It can't be.

[hitekredneck]

nice scooter, zackman, but i happen to like customs...this one has some decent body work ;)
http://i311.photobucket.com/albums/kk461/hitekredneck69/motorcycle.jpg

[mak]

I feel for ya. I went through it in the 70's.I was off 18 months,22 months, and a whole lot of shorter ones.Good luck.

[Rise Up]

nice scooter, zackman, but i happen to like customs...this one has some decent body work ;)
http://i311.photobucket.com/albums/kk461/hitekredneck69/motorcycle.jpg

I'd sure ride that one!! :D

[ballzack]

nice scooter, zackman, but i happen to like customs...this one has some decent body work ;)
http://i311.photobucket.com/albums/kk461/hitekredneck69/motorcycle.jpg

SOLD!!! :D

[Carrot]

nice scooter, zackman, but i happen to like customs...this one has some decent body work ;)
http://i311.photobucket.com/albums/kk461/hitekredneck69/motorcycle.jpg

I would ride that everywhere I went!

Nice bike too.