Medical Advice

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Medical Advice


If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:



"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"



If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.



There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.

[yee-haw]

Well, I say thanks because this is truth for sure.

[ballzack]

I have read the "Stimulus Bill' and there is a small part "hidden" within that bill that basically sets up a Government "Agency" to determine WHAT health care you can and can not get and WHEN.

It's based on the British Model they are using in England. Which (depending on whom you talk to) is pathetic. A few love it. There are always supporters. You could legislate a bill stating we're going to let anyone over 60 years old just DIE, and you'd have a few pinheads say "YEA! GREAT IDEA!'
:cool:

So basically, because NO ONE read this so-called "Stimulus Bill" before signing it, and because 99.9 percent of Americans will never read it, you have a lot of absolute horseshit legislation and huge social engineering in it. As I have always stated. It's pathetic. It was NOT designed to create jobs. It may create, perhaps, 10,000 permanent jobs nationwide. Many of these will be Governmental jobs. The rest will be temporary infrastructural bolstered jobs that will fade in a year or two.

We really got fucked on this one. All of us. Not just Conservatives. not just Liberals. ALL of us. ALL Americans. We got fucked right up the ass with a baseball bat. An old one that has a lot of dry rot and splinters.

I suggest you gents READ this BILL, then act on it. You'll be so pissed you'll call your legislators and demand they resign.

Then you'll be tempted to run for office. You'll at least have a clue what you are doing. Unlike these clowns.

[MrJim]

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

Don't forget about Hillary, who is trying to make "friends" with well-known dictators and terrorists!

[England Expects]

I have read the "Stimulus Bill' and there is a small part "hidden" within that bill that basically sets up a Government "Agency" to determine WHAT health care you can and can not get and WHEN.

It's based on the British Model they are using in England.

That is quite simply a barefaced lie.

[yee-haw]

You mean a boldface lie...:p

[freakazoid]

You mean a boldface lie...:p

C'mon man, who're you gonna believe? Those guys are--we dropped off the damn money-- :D

[yee-haw]

C'mon man, who're you gonna believe? Those guys are--we dropped off the damn money-- :D

Dude, Are you fucking this up?

[Rise Up]

I have read the "Stimulus Bill' and there is a small part "hidden" within that bill that basically sets up a Government "Agency" to determine WHAT health care you can and can not get and WHEN.

It's based on the British Model they are using in England. Which (depending on whom you talk to) is pathetic. A few love it. There are always supporters. You could legislate a bill stating we're going to let anyone over 60 years old just DIE, and you'd have a few pinheads say "YEA! GREAT IDEA!'
:cool:

So basically, because NO ONE read this so-called "Stimulus Bill" before signing it, and because 99.9 percent of Americans will never read it, you have a lot of absolute horseshit legislation and huge social engineering in it. As I have always stated. It's pathetic. It was NOT designed to create jobs. It may create, perhaps, 10,000 permanent jobs nationwide. Many of these will be Governmental jobs. The rest will be temporary infrastructural bolstered jobs that will fade in a year or two.

We really got fucked on this one. All of us. Not just Conservatives. not just Liberals. ALL of us. ALL Americans. We got fucked right up the ass with a baseball bat. An old one that has a lot of dry rot and splinters.

I suggest you gents READ this BILL, then act on it. You'll be so pissed you'll call your legislators and demand they resign.

Then you'll be tempted to run for office. You'll at least have a clue what you are doing. Unlike these clowns.

MUST.......GET......INTO.......POLITICS.....

THAT'S IT!!! Young Conservatives is going to be formed today. I'm going door to door in school if I have to, but it WILL BE FORMED.

Government jobs don't help the economy of America because we are based on a free enterprise system. And guess what? The fucking Libs want to take money from people who work night and day to get by and those who have worked their asses off for most of their lives, and give it to people who are, impoverished persay. But if you go into a welfare district, take note of the SUVs in the lots, hell I even once saw a Ferrari!! How do they afford that? Stealing, dealing, and taking it up the ass is how!! They get free government housing and they get food stamps(which they sell) and they get guaranteed income but they don't think that it's enough, no they have to ruin lives, they have to destroy relationships, they have to FUCKING KILL THE OLD AMERICAN SPIRIT!!! I'm sick and tired of this, I get called a racist bigot every day because I don't support Obama. I am not racist nor a bigot. I am called a redneck because I'm conservative, yeah I'm a FUCKING REDNECK, I live in the South!! What of it? I'm called a cracker in the hallways, nice, Affirmative Action at work. I get called a hater of women's rights because I am so outspoken in my belief that abortions are immoral, I AM CALLED MANY DIFFERENT NAMES, WARMONGERER, BLOODSPILLER, BABYKILLER, BECAUSE I LOVE MY COUNTRY!! I AM DONE!!!!!! My future will not be compromised by a bunch of un-American scum who have no rights to my parent's hard earned tax money and one day, my own hard earned tax moeny. I will rather slit my wrists and bleed to death than allow this travesty to destroy my country. I'm sick and tired and I plan to do something about it.

[Hammerhead]

MUST.......GET......INTO.......POLITICS.....

THAT'S IT!!! Young Conservatives is going to be formed today. I'm going door to door in school if I have to, but it WILL BE FORMED.

Government jobs don't help the economy of America because we are based on a free enterprise system. And guess what? The fucking Libs want to take money from people who work night and day to get by and those who have worked their asses off for most of their lives, and give it to people who are, impoverished persay. But if you go into a welfare district, take note of the SUVs in the lots, hell I even once saw a Ferrari!! How do they afford that? Stealing, dealing, and taking it up the ass is how!! They get free government housing and they get food stamps(which they sell) and they get guaranteed income but they don't think that it's enough, no they have to ruin lives, they have to destroy relationships, they have to FUCKING KILL THE OLD AMERICAN SPIRIT!!! I'm sick and tired of this, I get called a racist bigot every day because I don't support Obama. I am not racist nor a bigot. I am called a redneck because I'm conservative, yeah I'm a FUCKING REDNECK, I live in the South!! What of it? I'm called a cracker in the hallways, nice, Affirmative Action at work. I get called a hater of women's rights because I am so outspoken in my belief that abortions are immoral, I AM CALLED MANY DIFFERENT NAMES, WARMONGERER, BLOODSPILLER, BABYKILLER, BECAUSE I LOVE MY COUNTRY!! I AM DONE!!!!!! My future will not be compromised by a bunch of un-American scum who have no rights to my parent's hard earned tax money and one day, my own hard earned tax moeny. I will rather slit my wrists and bleed to death than allow this travesty to destroy my country. I'm sick and tired and I plan to do something about it.

a little drama there i would say

[England Expects]

I think someone forgot to take his ritalin.

[Rise Up]

a little drama there i would say

As I said in that post. I'm sick and tired of seeing this happen. And I'm only 15. I don't want MY future destroyed because someone thinks that socialism is best when it comes to economics. I don't want to have to live in a country where the upper class is the middle class and the lower class is the middle class and where an open heart surgery is an assisted suicide performed by under-compensated doctors. I'm proud of my country. And....it doesn't help that I had some stupid Liberals sitting next to me screaming fuck America and death to the dollar and other stupid fucking shit. :o

Oh and Limey, shut the fuck up. Please.

[yee-haw]

So why do you not like E.E. rise?

[Rise Up]

I don't know. I just don't like people who live in a country that is eventually going to become just like Iran.

[England Expects]

You're an idiot Rise Up.

You claim you're not a bigot, but think it's ok to dislike people just because of your blinkered view of the country they come from.

That sounds pretty bigoted to me.

Keep taking the rits, Beavis.

[ballzack]

Rise,

Never mind those that pop on and call you an Idiot. There is only one IDIOT and he's banned. :D

At this point in America, we need those that do not mind speaking THEIR MIND and ignore those that say you're "dumb" because you don't agree with their Socialist Marxist views.

Maybe I'll do that. Every time some socialist Marxist IDIOT pops on, I'll just respond.....

YOU'RE AN IDIOT or YOU'RE DUMB and leave it at that. ;)

Fight fire with fire. Not a bad idea.

On a brighter note, I can't WAIT for socialized medicine. Because it will fail and will only tighten the noose around Comrade Chairman MaoBama's neck.
Can't wait indeed.

[Rise Up]

You're an idiot Rise Up.

You claim you're not a bigot, but think it's ok to dislike people just because of your blinkered view of the country they come from.

That sounds pretty bigoted to me.

Keep taking the rits, Beavis.

For your information, I do not take any form of foreign substance which affects me in a positive or negative way. I don't even take anti depressants. :rolleyes: