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who897
10-14-2006, 10:59 PM
Why do Chicken Coupes have 2 doors?
Quentin_11C
10-15-2006, 11:56 AM
No idea...why?
One of my own:
If you were flying in a canoe and had a flat tire, how many pancakes would it take to cover a doghouse?
General Septem
10-15-2006, 02:22 PM
Why do Chicken Coupes have 2 doors?
To get to the other side?
who897
10-16-2006, 09:45 PM
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a sedan.


Don't know you can't cook and fly a canoe while trying to change it's tire.
Ape-Shit
10-16-2006, 11:51 PM
Why is the Rooster the Sexiest Bird in the World?:p:o
who897
10-17-2006, 07:30 PM
Because it Cock's A Doddle Doo all night long.
Ape-Shit
10-18-2006, 08:07 AM
No, not only does he have a cock, but he also has a little pecker too...!:p

Ha, Ha...!
who897
10-21-2006, 11:22 AM
Funny thing is it took me about a month to figure out how to put a pic up here.
Nobody
11-23-2006, 02:15 AM
No idea...why?
One of my own:
If you were flying in a canoe and had a flat tire, how many pancakes would it take to cover a doghouse?
The answer is ; FALSE; Ice cream has no bones!
freakazoid
11-23-2006, 02:32 PM
Why do Chicken Coupes have 2 doors?

For letting chickens in and out. Q.E.D. :D
beelzebub
11-23-2006, 10:43 PM
A man steps into a bar. He orders a drink and, as the bartender prepares it, he pulls out a little man and a piano. The little man starts playing the most beautiful music on the little piano.

The bartender exclaimed "Oh my! Where did you get such a wonderful thing? The man then pulls out a lamp and gives it to the bartender. He tells the bartender that there is a Genie inside that will appear and grant him a wish if he rubs the lamp.

The bartender then rubs the lamp, the Genie appears and says "I will grant you one wish." The bartender exclaims: "I wish I had a million bucks!" The Genie says "You wish is my command!" and claps. No sooner did he clap than the bar was filled with a million ducks.

The bartender, irritated, looks to the man and says "I didn't ask for a million ducks! I asked for a million bucks!" The man then said "Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
Nobody
11-24-2006, 04:11 PM
The man was found dead, in a porn theater, from a Viagra overdose. The coroner ruled it a suicide. He found hard evidence that the man beat himself to death!!