I need someone to invent something for me.

[Phoenix]

I need a machine that will stimulate taste buds using the signature of different foods (e.g. chocolate, tacos, burgers) without ingesting anything.

[Carrot]

Gum.

That'll be £500, cash.

[Rise Up]

You have to chew gum to get the flavor and that is gone after a while. No money for Carrot.

[Carrot]

You have to chew gum to get the flavor and that is gone after a while. No money for Carrot.

1. You don't ingest it.
2. It has flavour.


No criteria are set for the duration of the flavor.

Both criteria are met. In your face smart boy.

Hell, even toothpaste will work. There are recipes to make your own flavoured toothpaste somewhere around.

[yee-haw]

I'm the one who told carrot about the gum, I get half the proceeds.

[dmacfour]

I need a machine that will stimulate taste buds using the signature of different foods (e.g. chocolate, tacos, burgers) without ingesting anything.

That would be a great idea, except your body is designed to want to swallow something when you chew it. Try eating a cinnamon roll and spitting out every bite. Your body makes out want to desire to swallow it. You'll just get hungry and go eat a real taco after you taste the taco flavor.

[Carrot]

I'm the one who told carrot about the gum, I get half the proceeds.

You LIE.

Besides phoenix, if you're on a diet or something that'll just make it worse. Like dmacfour said.

[yee-haw]

You LIE.

Now you know... I could'nt lie mr. carrot!

[Carrot]

That's Mr. Carrot the Great to you.

[yee-haw]

Bring your ass to fight thread then punk.:cool:

[aslan]

This forum has been getting a tad hostile latley

[yee-haw]

This forum has been getting a tad hostile latley

If you want an ass whoopin'...
Come on into fight thread and get it BEYATCH! :D

[Phoenix]

Gum.

That'll be £500, cash.
I've never heard of Big Mac-flavored gum.

That would be a great idea, except your body is designed to want to swallow something when you chew it. Try eating a cinnamon roll and spitting out every bite. Your body makes out want to desire to swallow it. You'll just get hungry and go eat a real taco after you taste the taco flavor.
I suppose its different for those of us who eat food just for the taste.

[Carrot]

I've never heard of Big Mac-flavored gum.

There's a good reson for that, hardly anyone would buy it. Same reson there aren't any raspberry crisps, or bacon toothpaste. Even though making some would be a simple matter of changing one ingredient.

There are ways to make your own flavoured toothpaste (that I've heard of) google it and you'll probably find some.

[yee-haw]

There are ways to make your own flavoured toothpaste

But probably no bacon flavored.:(

[WhiteRaven]

inventing is good for the economy, though...

I have a lot of ideas for inventions, but I don't know how to make any of them. It sucks, really.

Just the other day on the road for example, I wondered why no one puts a device in cars that screams, SLOW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS DOWN, when they start to hit 75 miles an hour. And that became an idea for putting an alarm in GPS that goes off when you're speeding. But I don't know how to do that.

[Carrot]

inventing is good for the economy, though...

I have a lot of ideas for inventions, but I don't know how to make any of them. It sucks, really.

Just the other day on the road for example, I wondered why no one puts a device in cars that screams, SLOW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS DOWN, when they start to hit 75 miles an hour. And that became an idea for putting an alarm in GPS that goes off when you're speeding. But I don't know how to do that.

There's a reason, people find it fuck ass annoying and won't buy it/disable it.

Some toyotas have that, get above a certain speed and a CONSTANT *ding, ding,ding,ding* goes off, really annoying when travelling.