Shooperman
11-08-2006, 06:52 PM
Bob and Bill lived in tress in the forest. Bob in a Birch, Bill in a beach. They always argued "Birch is better" "No my beach is better"....and so on and so on.................one day they were arguing and saw something sprouting up...IT WAS A TREE!......Bill said you know bob that looks like a nice beach tree there, bob almost instantainiously retaliated by saying no that looks like a nice birch tree to me, and they argued for about an hour, etc. They finally called on thier good friend woody to make the decision for them..........."WOODY......WOODY...WOODY" they called. Woody woddled in and said whats the problem.
They said take a look at that little tree down there, tell us what kind it is...........he pecks around on the ground, and at the tree....peck..peck.peck......."WHAT IS IT" they exclaimed.......Is it a so of a birch tree? bob said....woody replied...well no....its not a birch. SEE I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SON OF A BEACH TREE said BIll.....well no it isnt that either says woody?
THEN WHAT IS IT they both exclaim......
mmmmmmmmm its the finest peice of ash ive ever stuck my pecker in!
Humor is my game-
Shooperman
They said take a look at that little tree down there, tell us what kind it is...........he pecks around on the ground, and at the tree....peck..peck.peck......."WHAT IS IT" they exclaimed.......Is it a so of a birch tree? bob said....woody replied...well no....its not a birch. SEE I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SON OF A BEACH TREE said BIll.....well no it isnt that either says woody?
THEN WHAT IS IT they both exclaim......
mmmmmmmmm its the finest peice of ash ive ever stuck my pecker in!
Humor is my game-
Shooperman