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ballzack
06-18-2009, 05:01 PM
From the NEWS you USE:

RENAULT & FORD TO MERGE:

Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car.

They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new zippy little car . . .

The Clitaurus.

The car comes in pink, with fur on the dash.

Models assembled in Brazil will not offer the fur option.
mak
06-18-2009, 09:03 PM
Cool.You can drive it and eat it.;)
ballzack
06-19-2009, 07:10 AM
Cool.You can drive it and eat it.;)

I'm DRIVEN to AGREE with you!
:D
LedZap
06-19-2009, 02:25 PM
The New GM [Government Motors]...........

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg345/LedZap/obamamotors.jpg

This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners.
yee-haw
06-19-2009, 03:39 PM
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ballzack
06-19-2009, 04:45 PM
The New GM [Government Motors]...........

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg345/LedZap/obamamotors.jpg

This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners.

WHAT, NO SEAT BELTS???!!!
TAX their ASSES into OBLIVION and SEND THEM TO PRISON FOR LIFE!!!!
freakazoid
06-21-2009, 12:56 AM
From the NEWS you USE:

RENAULT & FORD TO MERGE:

Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car.

They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new zippy little car . . .

The Clitaurus.

The car comes in pink, with fur on the dash.

Models assembled in Brazil will not offer the fur option.


They should have the "new Ford" build his next...

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/attachments/international-automotive-scene/87997d1231639948t-new-presidential-car-cadillac-one_01.jpg
ballzack
06-21-2009, 05:18 AM
They should have the "new Ford" build his next...

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/attachments/international-automotive-scene/87997d1231639948t-new-presidential-car-cadillac-one_01.jpg

HA!!!!!!!!!
I love it! Freak, you find the greatest stuff!

I've got a few black associates in my line of work and they say that this car is "Riding High" for their brother! ;)

Now - SPEAKING OF "STUFF", TOO DAMN BAD for Black Mama, I mean MaoBama that the car does not have "Ballot-Box-Stuffing" built in to it, because that is the only way this jackhole is going to win his 2nd term!

:Dhttp://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif
freakazoid
06-22-2009, 08:38 PM
HA!!!!!!!!!
I love it! Freak, you find the greatest stuff!

I've got a few black associates in my line of work and they say that this car is "Riding High" for their brother!

Now - SPEAKING OF "STUFF", TOO DAMN BAD for Black Mama, I mean MaoBama that the car does not have "Ballot-Box-Stuffing" built in to it, because that is the only way this jackhole is going to win his 2nd term!

:Dhttp://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

Thanks Zack. :D I hope "bhaTHA'" obama's next ride will be...

http://interpretedwisdom.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/trailer-trash.jpg

...after the nation boots him out of office!