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MrJim
06-27-2009, 09:22 PM
Want to become a NASCAR champion? These strategies are imperative:


Start Your Engine
Go Fast
Turn Left
Go Fast
Turn Left
Go Fast
Turn Left
Go Fast

Follow these steps and you too can become the next NASCAR champ! :D
mak
06-27-2009, 10:33 PM
Twice a year they turn right too!!!!!
Prometheus
06-28-2009, 12:06 AM
Wow !! look Hunny there turning left again !!!:p Seriously though, doesn't restricter plate racing minimize the competitive ability of the manufacturers and the mechanics ?
MrJim
06-28-2009, 07:13 PM
Wow !! look Hunny there turning left again !!!:p Seriously though, doesn't restricter plate racing minimize the competitive ability of the manufacturers and the mechanics ?

Let the wives sit in the passenger seat...

"GRRRRR... we've been driving in circles all day, did you even BRING a map?? Now pull over, I gotta pee!"

I think that was Larry the Cable Guy's bit.
LedZap
06-28-2009, 07:33 PM
Nascar's AWESOME...........

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/4/128859725354086489.jpg
Hammerhead
06-28-2009, 08:14 PM
Joey Logano got his first win today, my daughter is very happy
she thinks this pencil neck geek is cute.

God please give me strength I am not going to survive my daughters teen age years.
Prometheus
06-28-2009, 08:18 PM
Joey Logano got his first win today, my daughter is very happy
she thinks this pencil neck geek is cute.

God please give me strength I am not going to survive my daughters teen age years.

I've got two daughters myself so I'm in the same boat. I heard a good tactic is to be cleaning you pistol or rifle with you shot gun next to your seat. When the young man comes in to pick up your daughter you ask him "So tell me.... do you like guns !?".:D
Hammerhead
06-28-2009, 08:21 PM
I've got two daughters myself so I'm in the same boat. I heard a good tactic is to be cleaning you pistol or rifle with you shot gun next to your seat. When the young man comes in to pick up your daughter you ask him "So tell me.... do you like guns !?".:D

lmao Good advice , my daughter has asked me when she can go out on a date
she is only 11, I told her when I'm dead lol.
she looked at me real innocent like and said well dad hurry up then lol.