Bullshit Lit Thread

[Rise Up]

Okay, I figure some of you like to write little stories, songs, and other such literature pieces. Well, if you like, here's this thread for you to share it with us. I might contribute but when I write stories they tend to get too explanatory and a chapter ends up taking about an hour to read. For someone that is a speed reader. So, if you want to share, do so. If not, no harm done. Can one of the mods sticky this for easy access?

[yee-haw]

Hickory dickory fred....
I shall go sticky your thread...:D

[Rise Up]

Nice rhyme. :D

[yee-haw]

That's about the best you'll get from me, I was off work today.

[Rise Up]

I have trouble with writing literature but I figure some people will contribute. I did have a great short story on the computers at school but, they clear the memories every summer.

[yee-haw]

I have trouble with writing literature but I figure some people will contribute. I did have a great short story on the computers at school but, they clear the memories every summer.

So re-write it on here i'll read it...
I dig your blogs at blogspot.

Gs has some great blogs to if you get a chance, Check em out.
i'm sure he'll contribute here.

[Rise Up]

It was actually inspired by a game. And I can't remember what game. :(

[yee-haw]

It was actually inspired by a game. And I can't remember what game. :(

You don't remember the story though?

[Rise Up]

I can't. It was during the third quarter and we got a new teacher because the teacher we had had, had a mental breakdown. She had issues. The kids were relentless and merciless. She cried every day. We never went back to the tech lab after we got a new teacher so....

[Carrot]

There were four people named Anybody, Nobody, Somebody and Everybody, and
they were hiking through the woods.

Somebody decided that they needed to pitch a tent, Everyone agreed and thought
Anybody could do it.

As time dragged on the tent had still not been put up even though Nobody was willing
to share the workload. Everyone screamed at Anybody saying they should start, or
that Somebody should have done it by now since it was their responsibility.
Nobody ended up setting up the tent.

As night fell Nobody slept in the tent, all warm inside. Everyone spent the night in the
freezing rain and Somebody got lost even though Anybody could have helped put up
the tent.

The End

[Hammerhead]

Darkness is a part of me
it is all that I see
It is all that I know
The seeds are sown
Hate, Liberate , all that I take
The Harvester reaps his reward
The scythe comes calling
your neck is on the line
The block is set
The chains hold me bound
The hounds are calling
The toll is to be paid
The sword lies broken at my feet
Death Dealer, The taker of lives
Hell Spawn , The stealer of souls
My thirst is evermore
as your life leaks out onto the stone floor
The wind weeps your name
as the thunder calls mine
I am darkness, I am the line in the sand
I am all that keeps the Throne standing
Shadows linger, Shadow dreams
The enemy walks unseen
The wolf calling at your door
I am justice , I am stone
I am unbound once more
The Hammer has broken the chains
The God of War is free
Fire, Death, Ruin, Destruction
follow in my wake
I am the nightmare
that stalks the edge of night
I am dusk, I bring the dawn
I am the Prince of Mourning
Death Dealer, Life Taker
Soul Stealer , Storm Rider
I am justice
I am me


Hammerhead

[Hammerhead]

Every time I see you , I lose my breath
Every time I hear you, I await in pleasure
Every time, I fall completely in love with you again
What ever brought you through my door
Was it fate or simple luck. that our eyes met that day
I was once lost now I am found to find myself lost once more
swimming within the color of your eyes
Your touch sends me to my knees
Your kiss sets my heart on fire
You are my greatest desire

The day I stood before the world
to proclaim our love
I was never so proud as I was that day
as you walked down that aisle
Candles were lit
Roses marked your path
and as I took your hand
I truly hope you will someday understand
how much you mean to me

Days, the years have passed
children have come and gone
My best friend , My life, My love
I am losing ground
as I take your hand
I hope you understand
when I took those vows
all those years ago
some called us fools
said we were too young
but we were true to our selves

Until Death do us part
seemed so far away
but now is the time
the time is today
will you kiss me as I take my last breath
I am sorry that I can not stay
I have always loved you
until my dying day

Hammerhead

[Hammerhead]

you say the time has come
you mention goodbye
whatever happened, what was it that went wrong
no answer, a door closed for all time
a bottle of whiskey , a friend tried and true
through bloodshot eyes I meet the day
sorrow and anger light my way
I gave my heart, I gave my soul
I gave you everything of me
without a word
you threw it all away
you said you were leaving and I chose not to believe
you found another
to light your candle
as I was washed away by the sea
Is there a tear or a broken heart
yes as I look into my past
a broken man, walking on broken glass
To this day there will never be another
you have taught me so well
I go through my days
and through my silent nights
alone
but pity me not my friend
lesson lived is a lesson learned
my heart is mine
the key is unmade
the lock has fallen away
the fires of adultery have forged me anew
I am quenched in misery
I walk the halls of judgement
my love is no longer bound
my sorrow has found fruit in the plain of forgiveness
I am content
I no longer hold onto yesterday
I walk for tomorrow
the future is clear to see
what once was is no longer to be
I thank you for no longer loving me

Hammerhead



Time and only time
can take away my fears
Then and only then
will I shed my tears
is this all just a dream
I don't understand it

I look around and all I see
everything shrouded in mystery
am I blind
is there a sign
is there hope
something that I can see

Why do I try
am I lost
living in my fantasy
I no longer can hide from the fall
at night I just lay there
hoping that I don't dream at all

I don't have the words
I can no longer explain it
but in the mirror I see this
this person staring back at me

Then only then
am I afraid of me
only then do I cry
why deep inside
this feeling is haunting me

I don't understand it
now that I can say this
long before the storm is gone
no longer am I a star to wish upon
I surrender myself
Tomorrow is so far away

If I take what I want
is this a dream refused
If I live
do I die
how am I to choose

you got to live your life every single day
as if it was gone like yesterday
In my life there are plenty of regrets
don't hold back but don't forget
and If I had my life to give
to you my lord my soul you take
up on that lonely star
I shall sit for all eternity


Hammerhead

[Rise Up]

G'damn Hammer!! Those are good!! http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

[Hammerhead]

sitting here at this ole piano,
playing songs so sad
each hit of a note
will show how this tale was wrote
like pictures on walls
so lovely and fair
but all it is
is empty air
it really gets to ya
yes it really gets to ya

as my fingers play the keys
I remember those diamond rings
what do they do for ya
what do they do for ya

A song is , what a song does
if it makes you think of your lady love
are those tears in your eyes on this summer night
fireplaces and candlelight
was she the one who really did it to ya
yeah she was the one who really did it to ya

promises made and promises kept
until the day that she left
it really gets to ya
yeah it really gets to ya

as my melody continues on
just get lost within the song
let your mind drift away
tomorrow is not yesterday

don't let it fool ya
don't let it fool ya

picture a day on the shore
were the waves call your name
we are one, we are the same
we are all losers in this game

There is no love in hallelujah
there is no love in hallelujah

Hammerhead

[Rise Up]

Hammer, a question if you don't mind me asking. Do these just come to you? You'll just be sitting there and suddenly find yourself writing? Because these are good man. Real good.

[Hammerhead]

pretty much, but you have to have the experience ,

for example what my ex did to me , I draw upon that, If I"m having a bad
day.I"ll sometimes write down shit.

whatever works for you but you need something that inspires you
and my ex inspires me to the point , to where I would like to be good enough
that someday she is driving down the road listening to the radio
and bam, she realizes that I'm telling the world what a heartless cruel bitch
she really his

payback is to be savoured like a fine wine lol.


and thanks ,

[Hammerhead]

as the rain slips through my fingers
like the sand in a hourglass
time has no meaning
to those who live in the past

why do we try
can you tell me why
we do the things we do

walking down the street of broken dreams
ridicule and laughter follow me
with a closed fist , I live in memories
I smash the mirror , killing a part of me
your silence is deafening

as the waves crash over me
I see my time is leaving me
I struggle
I no longer breathe
darkness is all I see
the hourglass has emptied for me

will any one notice
will anyone care
just a number
walking the line
all we are , is lost in time

singing a song
all alone
playing in the rain
isn't the same
why should I care

Hammerhead

[Hammerhead]

everywhere you look it is the same
nothing changes, are we deranged
pull to the left, pull to the right
they show their power by using their might
I'm sick of them all
Liars and Thieves are what they are
to get them to help might as well wish upon a star

feel the rope upon your neck
tax, tax, tax, too death
were the hangman walks
the reaper collects

Pledge Allegiance to your money
Pledge Allegiance to your greed
you are all the same
Satan is the dealer of your card shark game

Down with your power
I won't take no more
I'm tired of your smiles as you take me through the backdoor
you are nothing more then monies whore

now is the time
these are the signs
are freedoms we must protect
for whatever that we do
we can not forget

we the people, for the people, by the people

use your voice , use your gun
lets put these bastards on the run

Hammerhead

[Rise Up]

everywhere you look it is the same
nothing changes, are we deranged
pull to the left, pull to the right
they show their power by using their might
I'm sick of them all
Liars and Thieves are what they are
to get them to help might as well wish upon a star

feel the rope upon your neck
tax, tax, tax, too death
were the hangman walks
the reaper collects

Pledge Allegiance to your money
Pledge Allegiance to your greed
you are all the same
Satan is the dealer of your card shark game

Down with your power
I won't take no more
I'm tired of your smiles as you take me through the backdoor
you are nothing more then monies whore

now is the time
these are the signs
are freedoms we must protect
for whatever that we do
we can not forget

we the people, for the people, by the people

use your voice , use your gun
lets put these bastards on the run

Hammerhead

Godamn man. That's inspiring. You're good at this.

[yee-haw]

Hammer is a poet!!!

[Hammerhead]

Thank you, unemployed gives me time to write

[Rise Up]

Hammer, have you ever taken any of your writings to people? To the radio groups out there? I'm sure at least one would be willing to play one of these.

[Hammerhead]

Hammer, have you ever taken any of your writings to people? To the radio groups out there? I'm sure at least one would be willing to play one of these.

I have been turned away, One local group was putting music to one of the things I wrote,
but they wanted all the credit, so I took my stuff back

I have tried , I was told my stuff ain't good enough
so I guess you guys get to suffer through my musings

[Carrot]

I have been turned away, One local group was putting music to one of the things I wrote,
but they wanted all the credit, so I took my stuff back


That's the business. 90% of all pop songs are written by songwriters, but how many famous ones do you know?

Maybe you could perform your own stuff?:D

[Rise Up]

I have been turned away, One local group was putting music to one of the things I wrote,
but they wanted all the credit, so I took my stuff back

I have tried , I was told my stuff ain't good enough
so I guess you guys get to suffer through my musings

They said it wasn't good enough? Hammer, these are good. Who cares what they say and if a group wants full credit then obviously they thought so too, doesn't mean they should have it. You wrote it, it's part of you and you deserve the credit. You just have to find the right people and eventually, your ex will hear this on the radio.

It's not suffering, more like enlightenment. We get to enjoy your writings.

[Hammerhead]

That's the business. 90% of all pop songs are written by songwriters, but how many famous ones do you know?

Maybe you could perform your own stuff?:D

I could not carry a tune to save my life

I would be like Larry the cable guy up on stage

[Hammerhead]

They said it wasn't good enough? Hammer, these are good. Who cares what they say and if a group wants full credit then obviously they thought so too, doesn't mean they should have it. You wrote it, it's part of you and you deserve the credit. You just have to find the right people and eventually, your ex will hear this on the radio.

It's not suffering, more like enlightenment. We get to enjoy your writings.

Thanks , I am working with Publish America,
I need to submit 50 Poems and if they fill that they are good enough
they will publish them.

you guys are actually reading some of the ones that I'm going to submit

[Rise Up]

Thanks , I am working with Publish America,
I need to submit 50 Poems and if they fill that they are good enough
they will publish them.

you guys are actually reading some of the ones that I'm going to submit

They're good man. Looking forward to more. And if they publish those poems, let me know the name of the book. I'll be sure to pick up a copy.

[Hammerhead]

Eyes of silver, Dance with Moonlight
as the prey rushes along
The thrill , The hunt has begun
Run, Run, Run as fast as you can
The Hunter has your scent
Fangs shine bright by cool starlight
as your life drips from their points
A scream , Terror
A drinker of souls feast

Eyes of silver, slowly turns red
as the kiss of death
you wake up dead
Hunger, a thirst , a need
No more the Prey ,
But a Hunter who needs to feed

Eyes reflected in firelight
A hiss of fury
Fear out of control
The child comes close
innocence so pure
You Hunger
pain full of need
speed and power
your teeth seek the eternal drink

A scream , a corrupt smell
body burning
unholy light
your time has come
through your hunger
you did not see
that trap that laid waiting upon the neck that tempted thee
A cross
shining with a holy light
sends you to a fiery hell

Hammerhead

[Hammerhead]

Darling when I saw you,
I knew my life has changed
Darling when I held you,
nothing would ever be the same

Every time I see you
My heart beats out your name
And when you kiss me
I never feel the rain

I never felt like this before
is this like knocking on heavens door
as I lay in your arms and kiss you goodnight
I never thought something could ever feel so right

words could never say what you mean to me
is this truly what love is suppose to be
I was once blind now I see
I love you more , then what could ever be

But this is real life and not a fairy tale
you broke my heart, I have lived through Hell
You taught me pain and misery
my sorrow is a poets melody

Take away my pain and I'm lonely
Paradise is a lie
what happened to the love
you had for me

Love, Love , Love, Love
you said to me
in this theater of lies
Am I just another tragedy

what happened to the love
you had for me

Hammerhead

[Baron Somebody]

I wanna post some stuff as well, but you all might not understand it and therefore say it sucks....:(

[Hammerhead]

I wanna post some stuff as well, but you all might not understand it and therefore say it sucks....:(

why would you think that,

we are all different Baron, doesn't really matter what other people think
I would like to see what you have written

[Baron Somebody]

why would you think that,

we are all different Baron, doesn't really matter what other people think
I would like to see what you have written

I might get around to it...hmmm...

[Baron Somebody]

Here goes nothing, I pulled this one out of my stack of writings...

I stared myself in the eyes
In a mirror upon the wall
The scene around me was a shade
of neutral gray
But my eyes beckoned a shade of deep brown
Which then encited the calls of the soil
And a warped perception
Beings and vibrations
Calling upon me from every direction
I was put into a state of temporary lethargy of life
Then it all returned
I had the power of a demon
For a short moment
As my irises wailed great
mandrake proportions
Of which blossomed into infinity

If you wanna know the meaning by all means ask, but it may become apparent after a few reads...

[Hammerhead]

pretty cool Baron

[Hammerhead]

X-ray eyes, mesmerize the mind
as your blood turns cold
and you grow old
decaying in front of the mirror

chalk another line
if you got the time
feeding the monkey on your back
heart stops, silent attack

the reaper grins tonight
dancing with your soul
as you die slow
embraced in the dark eternal night

how many times
do you lay it on the line
playing with fate is not the greatest of dates
but you continue to push your luck

take another hit
your not the shit
but a fool on the edge of a knife
watch your step
slip, lost your life

the reaper grins tonight
dancing with your soul
as you die slow
embraced in the dark eternal night

Hammerhead

[Rise Up]

X-ray eyes, mesmerize the mind
as your blood turns cold
and you grow old
decaying in front of the mirror

chalk another line
if you got the time
feeding the monkey on your back
heart stops, silent attack

the reaper grins tonight
dancing with your soul
as you die slow
embraced in the dark eternal night

how many times
do you lay it on the line
playing with fate is not the greatest of dates
but you continue to push your luck

take another hit
your not the shit
but a fool on the edge of a knife
watch your step
slip, lost your life

the reaper grins tonight
dancing with your soul
as you die slow
embraced in the dark eternal night

Hammerhead

That was a great one.

[Hammerhead]

You are the word,
you are the way
you are the light , that lights the way
The path is long
but it is so true
Heavens gate awaits those who believe in you

you are love
unconditional
For us all you died to save us from ourselves
your grace
a gift from you
the blood on the cross opens the door
so we can live eternity with you

you are my savior , you are my friend
you are the lord of lords
forever by my side
never forsaken for the tears I cried

will I ever understand why
your love so great
that you had to die

Hammerhead

[beelzebub]

Now who could it be?............. could it be SATAN?
The Church Lady

[Limbo]

You are the word,
you are the way
you are the light , that lights the way
The path is long
but it is so true
Heavens gate awaits those who believe in you

you are love
unconditional
For us all you died to save us from ourselves
your grace
a gift from you
the blood on the cross opens the door
so we can live eternity with you

you are my savior , you are my friend
you are the lord of lords
forever by my side
never forsaken for the tears I cried

will I ever understand why
your love so great
that you had to die

Hammerhead

Very nice. I just jumped into this thread now, so I apologize if this is a dumb question that you have already answered, but is this your original work?

[Rise Up]

Very nice. I just jumped into this thread now, so I apologize if this is a dumb question that you have already answered, but is this your original work?

They all are. He's good isn't he?

[Limbo]

They all are. He's good isn't he?

Definitely. I have always admired the abilities of those gifted in the arts since I am so crappy at it myself. You gotta use whatever gifts God gave you though.

I'm pretty pumped as I just found out that my 9 y.o. son got an invite from one of the premier soccer clubs in Phoenix after trying out a couple of weeks back. He is going to play on their second flight team. The top tier team was best in the state last year in their age group (U9). Several ex-players from this club have gone on to play for the national team, so it is a great opportunity for him. He is a gifted athlete (and an A student.. what can I say, he takes after my wife, not me!), and he is making the best of it. Of course, it's enjoyable for me to see his development too.

[Hammerhead]

Very nice. I just jumped into this thread now, so I apologize if this is a dumb question that you have already answered, but is this your original work?

yeah Limbo, it is all original .
I would love to do this as a living ( writing )
so I'm more or less using Bullshit.com as a sound board
plus another plus is that once I post a poem or a Lyric
it is copyrighted and protected

so all critique is welcomed and needed
because I do not want to submit a piece of work
that is not up to par with the others

[Carrot]

Darling when I saw you,
I knew my life has changed
Darling when I held you,
nothing would ever be the same

Every time I see you
My heart beats out your name
And when you kiss me
I never feel the rain

I never felt like this before
is this like knocking on heavens door
as I lay in your arms and kiss you goodnight
I never thought something could ever feel so right

words could never say what you mean to me
is this truly what love is suppose to be
I was once blind now I see
I love you more , then what could ever be

But this is real life and not a fairy tale
you broke my heart, I have lived through Hell
You taught me pain and misery
my sorrow is a poets melody

Take away my pain and I'm lonely
Paradise is a lie
what happened to the love
you had for me

Love, Love , Love, Love
you said to me
in this theater of lies
Am I just another tragedy

what happened to the love
you had for me

Hammerhead

Definately my favourite, if not for the content then it's rhythm and flow.

[Hammerhead]

Definately my favourite, if not for the content then it's rhythm and flow.

Thanks Carrot

[Rise Up]

Definately my favourite, if not for the content then it's rhythm and flow.

Yeah, it's a good one.

[Hammerhead]

Take a look around, what do you see
Hatred, love, Goodwill and misery
How far we have fallen
How much longer can we go on
knowing all long what we do is so wrong

Is this really the answer
was this in the plans
is the hourglass running empty
are we about out of sand

war, pestilence, famine and death
are the ways of today
The sins of our fathers
are haunting you and me

this is the time
and these are the signs
the moment is now
for us to make new our history

so what your waiting for
can you not hear his plea
God doesn't want you to die in fire
but to live in heaven for all eternity

It is so easy
there is no catch or hidden agenda's
God's love is unconditional
all he ask is to believe

For he is the way
he is eternal life
he hears your prayers inside the night
he will hold you close
he knows your dreams
he will never let you go when you scream
all that God ask is for you to believe

Hammerhead

[Hammerhead]

you say ever after is for fairy tales
and that nothing could last forever
I guess it is true that you never looked into my eyes
you never knew my heart
you never felt my soul when I made love to you

was it all just a game
a prize upon your wall
a trophy in your shame
all along I took the blame

do you get lonely at night laying there alone
who do you talk to on the telephone
are you happy now
or are you still playing the game
the one you think you win
but all you do is lose

the tears you cry are all your lies
they don't work anymore
as you walked away you seem to forget
who was the one who closed the door

revenge is sweet
but it is best served cold
so please remember how you were
as you grow old and your all alone

Hammerhead

[Rise Up]

I've finally gotten some time so I'll be working on my story. Managed to get it from school but decided to bin it and come up with a new one. So, it might be a while before this first bit will be posted. Just letting you all know.

[Rise Up]

Doing some research on my story at the moment. I've decided that it will be a fantasy novel based in a Middle Ages type world filled with different fantasy races, magic and all the other goodies that make fantasy novels amazing. Now, I just need to come up with names, the way magic works, the name of the world, the names of unique weaponry.........I've quite a bit of work and research to be done before I can get started. I think the naming and the decision of how magic works will be the toughest. Alright, I'll post when I have a couple pages of the story written.

[Rise Up]

Hey, Hammer. You read Fantasy right?

[Prometheus]

Anybody read "The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists"................ anybody...... ?
Somehow I doubt it.:rolleyes:

[Rise Up]

Never heard of it. Have you ever read Dies the Fire? If not, read it. Great book. Well, it's strange actually but amazing none the less.


Now, is there anybody on that reads Fantasy novels? I'm having trouble deciding on some things and I was wondering if I could get some help.

[Prometheus]

Never heard of it. Have you ever read Dies the Fire? If not, read it. Great book. Well, it's strange actually but amazing none the less.


Now, is there anybody on that reads Fantasy novels? I'm having trouble deciding on some things and I was wondering if I could get some help.

Rise, I will make you a deal. Seriously. For your own good. You get and read "The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists" and I will get and read "Dies the Fire". What do ya say ?

[Rise Up]

Rise, I will make you a deal. Seriously. For your own good. You get and read "The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists" and I will get and read "Dies the Fire". What do ya say ?

I'll check it out next time I'm at the library. I need to grab some books on medieval armor, weapons, and tactics. And I also need to grab some books on ancient nomadic rituals. I'll grab it then.

[Prometheus]

You probably wont find it in a library in this country........ well...... maybe.

[freakazoid]

__________________
And I quote Prometheus...


Originally Posted by Prometheus
"You would love to get rid of me wouldnt you you fucking piece of shit..... do it you fucking pussy.I didnt break not even one single rule, you would love a reason to get rid of me , you dont have one but this probly wont stop you, and banning me wont stop me either. You cant keep me out you piece of shit, go ahead and try. BS is nothing but straight up garbage now anyway. You fucking panderer."

[Prometheus]

__________________
And I quote Prometheus...

First of all, banning me didn't stop me, here I am !!!:D second, what does this have to do with Lit ?

[Hammerhead]

Hey, Hammer. You read Fantasy right?

yeah , I read Fantasy , watcha you need

[hitekredneck]

Now, is there anybody on that reads Fantasy novels? I'm having trouble deciding on some things and I was wondering if I could get some help.

i'm probably one of the most prolific readers you'll ever meet, rise...i could probably give you some suggestions as to different author styles,...good political fantasy like "The Sword of Truth" series by Goodkind would be a likely start for you

[Prometheus]

i'm probably one of the most prolific readers you'll ever meet

Well try this one on for size then..... "The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists". Ill follow suit with a recomendation of yours.

[Hammerhead]

Like Tek said Goodkind is good as are

Steven Erikson- The Malazan series 5 stars
Robert Jordon- The wheel of Time series , 4 stars
Tom Llyod- Twilight Reign series, 4 stars
Terry Pratchet- Disc world series 4 stars
Weis and Hickman- Dragonlance ( original Series) 4 stars
Elizibeth Haydon - The Symphony of Ages Books 5 stars
Michael Stackpole- Once a Hero 3 stars
Robin Hobb- The Farseer Books 4 stars
Raymond E. Feist- The Riftwar Saga 5 stars
J.V. Jones- The Sword of Shadows Series , 5 stars
Terry Brooks- The Sword of Shannara Series , 5 stars
Dennis L. McKiernan- The Mithgar Series, 5 stars
Gail Z. Martin- Chronicles of the Necromancer, 4 stars
Jenna Rhodes- The Elven Ways Series, 4 stars

each of these books have good character building
and different types of magic and weapons
they are also excellant reading

need any help let me know

[hitekredneck]

hammer, those are all good choices, tho i beg to differ on jordan's "the wheel of time" series...that's a 6...lol...that's the only series i've read (still waiting on Sanders to finish it) that has held my interest through all 13 books (so far) and still stirs my imagination...jordan was a master storyteller, and i wish he had more time to write...to be honest, feist hasn't written anything i haven't liked, including the riftwar saga...pug is one of my all-time favorite characters :cool:

[hitekredneck]

Well try this one on for size then..... "The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists". Ill follow suit with a recomendation of yours.

sorry, promo, but tressels writing style sucks too much for me to get into the story..i would like to recommend the sword of truth series to you, however...it will show you true imperialism, not what you consider imperialism by the U.S.

[Hammerhead]

hammer, those are all good choices, tho i beg to differ on jordan's "the wheel of time" series...that's a 6...lol...that's the only series i've read (still waiting on Sanders to finish it) that has held my interest through all 13 books (so far) and still stirs my imagination...jordan was a master storyteller, and i wish he had more time to write...to be honest, feist hasn't written anything i haven't liked, including the riftwar saga...pug is one of my all-time favorite characters :cool:

I like Pug also , He is right there with Gandolf, Raistlin, Rand, Richard
and Tuck as some of the most memorable characters in Fantasy

I'm looking forward to reading Brandon Sanderson Final book of Jordon's
Wheel of Time series
I hope it lives up to the others

[hitekredneck]

I'm looking forward to reading Brandon Sanderson Final book of Jordon's
Wheel of Time series
I hope it lives up to the others

well, it ain't gonna be just one book, apparently...look what i found this morning....:

Tor Books announced today that A MEMORY OF LIGHT, the 12th and final novel of The Wheel of Time series, will be initially released as three separate volumes. The first volume will be entitled THE GATHERING STORM and will go on sale November 3, 2009.

Here’s the press release:


Tor announces The Gathering Storm, Book Twelve of Robert Jordan’s legendary Wheel of Time® fantasy series

Tor Books is proud to announce the November 3rd, 2009 on-sale date for The Gathering Storm, Book Twelve of The Wheel of Time and the first of three volumes that will make up A Memory of Light, the stunning conclusion to Robert Jordan’s beloved and bestselling fantasy series. A Memory of Light, partially written by Jordan and completed by Brandon Sanderson, will be released over a two-year period.

Robert Jordan, one of the greatest storytellers of the 20th and early 21st centuries, passed away in 2007 after a courageous battle with the rare blood disease amyloidosis. Brandon Sanderson, the New York Times bestselling author of the Mistborn books, was chosen by Jordan’s editor—his wife, Harriet McDougal—to complete the final book.

The Wheel of Time series has sold over 14 million copies in North America and over 30 million copies worldwide with translations into 28 languages. The last four books in the series were all #1 New York Times bestsellers, and for over a decade readers have been eagerly awaiting the conclusion to the epic story.

Harriet McDougal said on the process behind A Memory of Light: “The scope and size of the novel was such that it could not be contained in a single volume, It was a piece of marvellous good fortune that Brandon Sanderson undertook the work. He is a great pleasure to work with, as well as a wonderful writer.”

President and Publisher of Tor Books, Tom Doherty, also expressed his happiness with A Memory of Light, saying: “It is a magnificent closure to a great American epic fantasy whose journey began almost twenty years ago. There is no way Robert Jordan would have squeezed it to a single volume, and somehow it seems fitting that what began as a trilogy will also end as one.”
http://www.dragonmount.com/News/?p=483

i fully understand why it will take another 3 books to wrap up this saga, i just wish it wouldn't take so fuckin long :D
i started reading this series while sitting in jail many years ago, before my 17 yo daughter was born, in fact...

[hitekredneck]

here's an interview with jordan's widow you might find interesting:

Thank you, Harriet, for agreeing to answer some questions about A MEMORY OF LIGHT.

It's always a pleasure to talk to you, Jason.

How did the decision to divide this final book into three parts come about? Was it a publishing necessity, a story necessity, or something else?

The material that Jim left was very capacious, and Brandon saw after working with it for a while that he could not complete it in less than a total of 750,000 words. This is probably an impossible thing to bind - unless we sold it with a magnifying glass. 250,000 words is in fact a fat, or Rubensesque, novel. You will notice that 3 x 250,000 equals 750,000. So... part of the decision was based on making a book within the scope of binding technology. The major part of the decision was to get ALL the story that Jim left out there for us all.

Besides its length, how will this novel compare to the other books in the series? For example, will the themes and tone be darker than previous books?

We are moving towards Tarmon Gai'don, so of course there is some darkening.

You've had the opportunity to edit a number of excellent writers. What's it like working with Brandon? Has he met all of your expectations?

Brandon has more than met my expectations. He is a VERY GOOD writer, and a wonderful professional to work with.

This is a unique collaboration with you, Brandon, Alan and Maria contributing. How does that all work? What roles to Alan and Maria play?

Maria and Alan both fill the role of continuity editors. Alan is a demon on maps, layouts and time line. And Maria works on a huge variety of stuff - who's in the Black Ajah, who's MAYBE Black Ajah, who CAN'T be Black Ajah --.and checking that the facts about the characters are all right.

I am the maniac about whether the characters read like the PEOPLE they are. And line editing.

When Brandon gives us this final draft I will be doing the ornaments and chapter titles (as I did mostly for Jim.)

So Brandon gets three responses on the stuff, not just one.

How do you think Jim would feel about the way the book is being handled, both writing it and publishing it?

I think he would be pleased. He very definitely wanted the series finished, you know. And it is being handled with love by all concerned. Alan has worked with us for eight years, and Maria for twelve, and love of the books is an old habit of theirs - as it is of mine. And it is an old habit of Brandon's, too, as you can see in the wonderful eulogy he wrote when Jim died.

For Knife of Dreams, Jim teased fans in advance by telling us that there would be a "gasp" moment. Is there a similar story moment that you're especially pleased with that we can look forward to?

Yes. RAFO.

What impact does fan support have, if any, in the making of this novel?

The various sites that have followed the books are very helpful. There is such a LOT of material that every bit of cross-checking is great.

And the strong support for Jim's memory is wonderful. A very real comfort and help.

Besides A MEMORY OF LIGHT, do you have any other projects planned?

Yes. There will be an Encyclopedia of The Wheel of Time, due to Tor in manuscript twelve months after delivery of the final book. In the immediate future are the comics (to be combined in graphic novels) coming from the Dabel brothers and Tor Books. THE EYE OF THE WORLD comic Issue Zero is expected this May.

It's been a year and a half now. How are you doing?

Thanks for asking. I'm doing okay. The first year was awful. A dear friend said , "All this work to be done is his last gift to you", and that has certainly been the case. Lots of stuff to do is a great help in turning one's attention out into the world, and away from one's own grief.

http://www.dragonmount.com/Books/Memory_of_Light/harriet_interview_01.php

[Carrot]

I can't handle books that need an encyclopedia of stuff with maps, timleines, obscure definitions and such to back them up. I don't want to research an imaginary world, I want to read and enjoy a good book.

[hitekredneck]

I can't handle books that need an encyclopedia of stuff with maps, timleines, obscure definitions and such to back them up. I don't want to research an imaginary world, I want to read and enjoy a good book.

trust me when i say that the maps, timelines, etc do nothing to detract from the story, which is extremely well-written so far...i believe the "stuff" you don't care for is basicly window dressing for those who wish to immerse themselves into the story :cool:

edit:
plus you gotta remember that that "stuff" only adds to the story

[Hammerhead]

I remember buying the eye of the world down in Maryland
20 years ago and I completely lost myself into Robert's world
That Book made me realize how much fluff is actually out there in fantasy
and a lot of it isn't any good

The Hobbit may have been the first Fantasy book I ever read
but Jordon's wheel of Time was the first Epic Series
that totally swept me off my feet
and made me feel at times that I was actually living within his world
and there has been only three other authors that has
done that for me
Steven Erikson, Terry Goodkind and Raymond E. Feist

I have and I will continue to miss Robert Jordon, He was a hell of a good writer

[Rise Up]

yeah , I read Fantasy , watcha you need


i'm probably one of the most prolific readers you'll ever meet, rise...i could probably give you some suggestions as to different author styles,...good political fantasy like "The Sword of Truth" series by Goodkind would be a likely start for you

Would you guys give me some of your stances on what I have so far on my book? I was planning on having the Protagonist grow up in a race of exiled Half-Elf-half-Human whose Elders started a war that nearly destroyed the planes of existence. They are trapped in a large crater about 6 miles wide in any direction, with the different classes separated into clans. The crater has an angling almost rib-like wall that prevents scaling and is sealed magically by the most powerful Human Mages and Sorcerers, and the most powerful Elven Spellswords. Children are trained in all the different types of combat from the age of 6 to the age of 21. The different clans are as follows:
Magic:
Archery:
Healing:
Bladesmanship:

I can't really think of any other things that would be in fantasy. Any criticisms?

[Baron Somebody]

I just wanna see what you all think, but how do you think it would be if I tried my hand at writing a surrealist humor/adventure story? I can't really explain it all because I'm both high right now and indecisive

[yee-haw]

I think the ganja has the better of you...

[Baron Somebody]

I think the ganja has the better of you...

Lol the story I am working on (the one I mentioned) features a lot of weed use rofl

[yee-haw]

Lol the story I am working on (the one I mentioned) features a lot of weed use rofl

Oh, There's a fucking surprise...

[Baron Somebody]

Oh, There's a fucking surprise...

It is about a guy and a giant banana traversing a deserted wasteland trying to find their way out while things impede them

[yee-haw]

Oh for fuckery sake baron, Go outside and play.

[Rise Up]

Would you guys give me some of your stances on what I have so far on my book? I was planning on having the Protagonist grow up in a race of exiled Half-Elf-half-Human whose Elders started a war that nearly destroyed the planes of existence. They are trapped in a large crater about 6 miles wide in any direction, with the different classes separated into clans. The crater has an angling almost rib-like wall that prevents scaling and is sealed magically by the most powerful Human Mages and Sorcerers, and the most powerful Elven Spellswords. Children are trained in all the different types of combat from the age of 6 to the age of 21. The different clans are as follows:
Magic:
Archery:
Healing:
Bladesmanship:

I can't really think of any other things that would be in fantasy. Any criticisms?

Anybody? Any criticism?

[Baron Somebody]

Oh for fuckery sake baron, Go outside and play.

IMO the mind is much more important than the body ever could be...I'd rather be exercising that than exercising my body

[Rise Up]

Would you guys give me some of your stances on what I have so far on my book? I was planning on having the Protagonist grow up in a race of exiled Half-Elf-half-Human whose Elders started a war that nearly destroyed the planes of existence. They are trapped in a large crater about 6 miles wide in any direction, with the different classes separated into clans. The crater has an angling almost rib-like wall that prevents scaling and is sealed magically by the most powerful Human Mages and Sorcerers, and the most powerful Elven Spellswords. Children are trained in all the different types of combat from the age of 6 to the age of 21. The different clans are as follows:
Magic:
Archery:
Healing:
Bladesmanship:

I can't really think of any other things that would be in fantasy. Any criticisms?

Again, before it's covered by yet ANOTHER Baron post. Any criticism?

[yee-haw]

Ok, Fine... I criticise you!

[Baron Somebody]

Again, before it's covered by yet ANOTHER Baron post. Any criticism?

First off, try to create your own creatures and spirits and things of that sort...the whole "half human half elf" thing is too cliche and has been overdone, I mean just take things even if they don't make sense and create your own denziens

[Rise Up]

Seriously, I need some help figuring this out. I don't want to start writing the story unless I'm sure people will read it.

[Rise Up]

First off, try to create your own creatures and spirits and things of that sort...the whole "half human half elf" thing is too cliche and has been overdone, I mean just take things even if they don't make sense and create your own denziens

Think I haven't? I've tried.

[Baron Somebody]

Seriously, I need some help figuring this out. I don't want to start writing the story unless I'm sure people will read it.

Like I said before, create your own characters and creatures, don't overdo something that has been done so many times before...I mean it would be ok to use demons (in my opinion) because they are so diverse, elves are too generic and they are limited to one form

[Rise Up]

Like I said before, create your own characters and creatures, don't overdo something that has been done so many times before...I mean it would be ok to use demons (in my opinion) because they are so diverse, elves are too generic and they are limited to one form

Actually, there are sooo many different types of Elves it's not even funny. Wood Elves, Dark Elves, High Elves, etc.

[Baron Somebody]

Think I haven't? I've tried.

If you don't like a creature idea just because it doesn't make sense thing again about it, it could possibly turn out to be something really great

[yee-haw]

If you don't like a creature idea just because it doesn't make sense thing again about it, it could possibly turn out to be something really great and that would turn me on.

What kinda creature?

[Hammerhead]

Would you guys give me some of your stances on what I have so far on my book? I was planning on having the Protagonist grow up in a race of exiled Half-Elf-half-Human whose Elders started a war that nearly destroyed the planes of existence. They are trapped in a large crater about 6 miles wide in any direction, with the different classes separated into clans. The crater has an angling almost rib-like wall that prevents scaling and is sealed magically by the most powerful Human Mages and Sorcerers, and the most powerful Elven Spellswords. Children are trained in all the different types of combat from the age of 6 to the age of 21. The different clans are as follows:
Magic:
Archery:
Healing:
Bladesmanship:

I can't really think of any other things that would be in fantasy. Any criticisms?

Too be honest it sounds like you are drawing from a dungeons and dragon
scenerio
which is ok , what other type of races are you planning to incorpurate
into your story
how does your magic system work
where do your healers draw their ability from
are your half-elves the hero's of your story
or are they simply a tool to show how racism is a huge part
of our world

[Baron Somebody]

What kinda creature?

Man I'm actually trying to have a serious conversation and you go and do that...that isn't cool man

[yee-haw]

Man I'm actually trying to have a serious conversation and you go and do that...that isn't cool man

Damn, Sorry was just wanting in on the conversation.

[Baron Somebody]

Damn, Sorry was just wanting in on the conversation.

Well don't twist my words into your own homosexual insecurities :D

[yee-haw]

Well don't twist my words into your own homosexual insecurities :D

Did you just say you are gay?

[Rise Up]

Too be honest it sounds like you are drawing from a dungeons and dragon
scenerio
which is ok , what other type of races are you planning to incorpurate
into your story
how does your magic system work
where do your healers draw their ability from
are your half-elves the hero's of your story
or are they simply a tool to show how racism is a huge part
of our world

Well, I was planning on creating my own sort of demons, creatures of shadow, ice, fire, etc. I also want to make it so that magic is available to all but some cannot grasp it as well, such as warriors or assassins. Healers are either going to be out of two groups. Those who use magic to mend flesh and injuries and those we use the knife and herb to heal. No Baron, not weed herb.

The half elves originally lived outside of the crater but the Elders of their race are the only ones left from a war that was started by their race that nearly destroyed the world that they resided in and as such, their entire race was banished to the crater and is sustained through the power of powerful Mages, Sorcerers, and Spellswords. The protagonist will be one of a group of Half Elves who grow up together in the same group of children who were trained in the different arts during their 15 years of different training.

[Baron Somebody]

Did you just say you are gay?

I said don't make it seem like I'm gay when you are the one who actually is lol

[Hammerhead]

Well, I was planning on creating my own sort of demons, creatures of shadow, ice, fire, etc. I also want to make it so that magic is available to all but some cannot grasp it as well, such as warriors or assassins. Healers are either going to be out of two groups. Those who use magic to mend flesh and injuries and those we use the knife and herb to heal. No Baron, not weed herb.

The half elves originally lived outside of the crater but the Elders of their race are the only ones left from a war that was started by their race that nearly destroyed the world that they resided in and as such, their entire race was banished to the crater and is sustained through the power of powerful Mages, Sorcerers, and Spellswords. The protagonist will be one of a group of Half Elves who grow up together in the same group of children who were trained in the different arts during their 15 years of different training.

that sounds pretty good,
my best advice for you is just to write it.

get your background, maps, landscape, characters and so on
all written out and put onto your computer
then slowly begin to write your plot line and from there
your story will begin to take a life of it's own
if it is a good story it will write itself

[Rise Up]

that sounds pretty good,
my best advice for you is just to write it.

get your background, maps, landscape, characters and so on
all written out and put onto your computer
then slowly begin to write your plot line and from there
your story will begin to take a life of it's own
if it is a good story it will write itself

Alright. I just need to do some research on things like Siege Warfare, Armor, and Weapons from Medieval Times.

[Baron Somebody]

Alright. I just need to do some research on things like Siege Warfare, Armor, and Weapons from Medieval Times.

Why put boundries on your creativity? Just let your imagination run wild (if surrealism is your thing) and it will be great

[Hammerhead]

also use your life experience's as models for your characters
also try to make your antagonist as dark and evil
as you can , throw politics into the mix

[Rise Up]

also use your life experience's as models for your characters
also try to make your antagonist as dark and evil
as you can , throw politics into the mix

I plan to make the antagonists be extremely evil but also have points where it seems like they are in the right. I'd prefer to keep politics to a minimum, such as fuedal politics between lords, and different kinds such as Mages fighting for powerful magic artifacts.

[Hammerhead]

Alright. I just need to do some research on things like Siege Warfare, Armor, and Weapons from Medieval Times.

the neat thing about fantasy is that there are no rules
but try to keep your landscape as real as possibile
like if your character is in a rain forest with armor
take time throughout your plot to show your character
complaining about the amount of rain and the humidity
and what it is doing to his or her armor

[Rise Up]

the neat thing about fantasy is that there are no rules
but try to keep your landscape as real as possibile
like if your character is in a rain forest with armor
take time throughout your plot to show your character
complaining about the amount of rain and the humidity
and what it is doing to his or her armor

Rust, fatigue, and other things. I'm gonna have it all.

[Hammerhead]

I plan to make the antagonists be extremely evil but also have points where it seems like they are in the right. I'd prefer to keep politics to a minimum, such as fuedal politics between lords, and different kinds such as Mages fighting for powerful magic artifacts.

that will work , do not go to far over the top with your magic or
the ability of your main characters don't be afraid to kill them off
Good fantasy has a lot of real life built into them

[Rise Up]

that will work , do not go to far over the top with your magic or
the ability of your main characters don't be afraid to kill them off
Good fantasy has a lot of real life built into them

Trust me. Some main characters will die, and the magic will not be so powerful that it's ridiculous.

[Hammerhead]

well I'll read it

[Rise Up]

well I'll read it

I'll post when I have some.

[Carrot]

Right, got really bored at work today.

So bored, I wrote a poem, a few in fact. I'm not the type of person who writes poems. Anyway.



A silent whisper
woven within a breath
carriers a thought
laden with intent

the voice of one
insiduous melody
joins a chorus
oblivious harmony

hidden conductor
a tainted orchestra
emerges a tune
of subtle undertones

an evil unbound
to the minds of many
trusting men
listen openly

a simple hate
begins to grow
a seed planted
listen, crescendo

Once ripples, now waves
a swell within a storm
whisper forgotten
a song now a swarm

One chord in the chior
recedes quietly
it's burning intent
put so delicately

[Carrot]

A speech of power
carried through the air
listen the people
reasonable, just, and fair

the hopes of many
the will of the throng
trials and tribulations
it shall remain strong

unbreakable, united
a dam against the flodd
the crimson upon its walls
a casualty, blood

dissent without direction
cracks begin to show
rumbles from within
hardships grow

not long now
they know
a flash of the future
say it isn't so

the wall shattered
islands in the grass
an empire, a shadow
so it came to pass

the cycle of the day
a constant, a rhythm
a beat,, powerful
reflected in us all
mirrored when we fall

[Carrot]

Would you guys give me some of your stances on what I have so far on my book? I was planning on having the Protagonist grow up in a race of exiled Half-Elf-half-Human whose Elders started a war that nearly destroyed the planes of existence. They are trapped in a large crater about 6 miles wide in any direction, with the different classes separated into clans. The crater has an angling almost rib-like wall that prevents scaling and is sealed magically by the most powerful Human Mages and Sorcerers, and the most powerful Elven Spellswords. Children are trained in all the different types of combat from the age of 6 to the age of 21. The different clans are as follows:
Magic:
Archery:
Healing:
Bladesmanship:

I can't really think of any other things that would be in fantasy. Any criticisms?

If i'm honest, it sounds a bit cliche.

[aslan]

Important to remember is to not mix Greek and Roman mythology and fantasy

[aslan]

every time i watch your show
away it makes me want to go
its not your lovely facial hair
its that i really just dont care
other peoples issues persist
so many that i cant make a list!
especially the one about
the little girl that likes to pout

[Hammerhead]

The wind is blowing
screams of mercy fill the air
smoke fills the valley
as glory falls to despair

I stood resolute
as the clarion call to arms
caused brave warriors to stop and stare
out of the darkness
demons of the void

Tides of change are coming
as the pale moon hangs so low
Tides of change are coming
for this we were born to fight

Burn the bridge behind you
leave no retreat
Stand and be counted
for death is who we shall meet

shields are raised and swords fall
the mightiest of men have answered the call
The gates are closed
there is no way back home

Tides of change are coming
as the pale moon hangs low
Tides of change are coming
for this we were born to fight

this is the time
the demons are the signs
the reason why we don't forget
in all history
the Tides of change are coming
and only the strong shall survive
warriors die so the young stay alive

Hammerhead

[yee-haw]

You're getting better...If that's possible given your already talented writing skills.

[LedZap]

Yeah....that was pretty awesome....but scary .

[Hammerhead]

Thanks Guys

[Hammerhead]

what do I do when Romo is falling apart
I knew Dallas was done from the very start
just close your eyes and dream about T.O.

Regular season they can really play
come play off time they play a different kind of way
just close your eyes and dream about T.O.

Jerry Jones is my kind of man
even thou his coachs are in la la land
Dream about T.O.

96 , 13 years ago
a long time but I still dream of T.O.
I'm so sad
I'm his biggest fan
but now he is in Buffalo

[yee-haw]

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[Hammerhead]

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I see you been hanging out in the hood , nice rap song lol

[yee-haw]

Think i got a future, They could call me DJ dave dog?:D

[freakazoid]

Think i got a future, They could call me DJ dave dog?:D

And I'm talkin' about the DJ dave dog here sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's DJ dave dog, in BS. :D

[yee-haw]

And I'm talkin' about the DJ dave dog here sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's DJ dave dog, in BS. :D

Far out, Is there a ralphs around here?

[freakazoid]

Far out, Is there a ralphs around here?

Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house. :D

[yee-haw]

Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house. :D


We're scattering the damn ashes!:mad:

[Patt]

We're scattering the damn ashes!:mad:

Be sure to pulverize first - no one wants bits that can be identified.

[freakazoid]

We're scattering the damn ashes!:mad:

Is there a Ralph's around here?:D

[LedZap]

Is there a Ralph's around here?:D

Do you have a job , sir ?

[yee-haw]

Do you have a job , sir ?

Yea, I hope he don't go out looking for a job dressed like that...on a weekday!

[MrJim]

Never seen this thread before ever... I thought it was about smoking pot! :D

[freakazoid]

Yea, I hope he don't go out looking for a job dressed like that...on a weekday!

Is this, ...ahhh, what day is this? http://www.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[LedZap]

Never seen this thread before ever... I thought it was about smoking pot! :D

I still haven't figured that out myself.

[Rise Up]

Is this, ...ahhh, what day is this? http://www.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

That rug really tied the room together!!

[Rise Up]

Starting up my story again. Now that I have time for the next week since I'm about 6 pages ahead on my extended essay.