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MrBirdy
11-29-2006, 11:28 PM
How to survive a red scare!!

always wear bullet proof armor
never use the subway in england
never attack a country that has weapons of mass destruction if it doesn't
Never trust a guy with oil money
Never give weapons of mass destruction to countries that have threatend to use weapons of mass destruction
remeber that communists aren't bad, well atleast they are better than middle-easterns
keep in mind that terrorists are people to, they are just not human
always wear your lead helmet during a red scare (dumb peoples wont get it!)
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (i shake my man tities... dont ask!)
Never trust a long bearded guy named Jammul abu alzakiere kamali omalie, especial if he says "these are not explosive you silly americans, they are hotdogs, with a detonator, i mean cooker!"

[source: http://v-oak.batcave.net/10tips.htm]

(this isnt supposed to be political, just funny...)

MrBirdy
12-02-2006, 04:15 PM
Common People someone give me a reply!!

freakazoid
12-02-2006, 06:38 PM
Common People someone give me a reply!!

Ahhh, ok, how about...

Never borrow a book from the library under your real name that has a chapter about the history of bombs. :D

General Septem
12-02-2006, 09:09 PM
If your mouth has a tendency to get you into trouble, install a flamethrower on the driver side of your vehicle. This way, if a cop pulls you over, you can just blast him before you end up getting tazed. :D

Ape-Shit
12-04-2006, 08:31 PM
Don't Fart in your own Fox-Hole.:D