You might be a terrorist if...

[General Septem]

You might be a terrorist if any of the following apply to you:

http://www.n3t.net/humor/FBI-MCSOTerroristFlyer-Back.jpg

And the front of the flyer:

http://www.n3t.net/humor/FBI-MCSOTerroristFlyer-Front.jpg

It's posted in the humor section of this particular website, but it is very real, and the threat of tyranny is no laughing matter.

So this means if you quote the Constitution in a way that would make the government look like the tyrant assholes they are, you're a terrorist and a credible threat to this country. If you believe in animal rights, you are a terrorist asshole and a credible threat to the safety of this country. If you disagree with anything the police say, right or wrong, you are "obstructing justice", "attempting to police the police", and are, you guessed it, a terrorist asshole and a credible threat to the safety of this country.

Someone shoot the bastard president in the head already.

[MrBirdy]

DAMN!!

I am a terrorist becouse i am trying to stop unfair treatment to others so i have been bossy towards authorities some times. I am a terrorist, but for good cause!! i would, however never have the heart to kill any person. Maybe blackmail, but i would never kill, or seriously injur someone while i am under my 5 sences.

[who897]

Can I report you for being a violent anti abortion person

[ajk]

Who said we were violent? We're as calm as can be. It's unfortunate that there are some who aren't though and give the good ones a bad name.

[freakazoid]

You might be a terrorist if any of the following apply to you:



And the front of the flyer:



It's posted in the humor section of this particular website, but it is very real, and the threat of tyranny is no laughing matter.

So this means if you quote the Constitution in a way that would make the government look like the tyrant assholes they are, you're a terrorist and a credible threat to this country. If you believe in animal rights, you are a terrorist asshole and a credible threat to the safety of this country. If you disagree with anything the police say, right or wrong, you are "obstructing justice", "attempting to police the police", and are, you guessed it, a terrorist asshole and a credible threat to the safety of this country.

Someone shoot the bastard president in the head already.
Sounds like classic 1984. Big Brother is watching.

http://www.newspeakdictionary.com/go-movie.html

http://www.newspeakdictionary.com/1984-movie-bb_a1.jpg (http://www.newspeakdictionary.com)

[freakazoid]

Can I report you for being a violent anti abortion person

Only if we get to report you for violence against un-born babies. A deal?

[who897]

That wasn't on the flyer though, so yeah, report me for that then :D

Also, is Cyber Pentration where your looking at porn and wishing you were penetrating the chick on there? :D Cuz then I might be guilty LOL

[freakazoid]

That wasn't on the flyer though, so yeah, report me for that then :D

Also, is Cyber Pentration where your looking at porn and wishing you were penetrating the chick on there? :D Cuz then I might be guilty LOL
Cool cool :D

[General Septem]

http://www.newspeakdictionary.com/1984-movie-bb_a1.jpg (http://www.newspeakdictionary.com)

That's a pretty cool website there. Are you a member of their forum?

[freakazoid]

That's a pretty cool website there. Are you a member of their forum?
No General, I should join, they have some pretty cool material. http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

Edit - OK, just joined using this screen name. Cool http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif