Have you ever been this Drunk ?

[LedZap]

Have you ever been this Drunk ?

I posted this on other sites but I think it belongs here as well .
Getting really drunk can have bad side effects...just ask this guy...

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg345/LedZap/TooDrunk.jpg

[MrJim]

His beer goggles apparantly came with horrible depth perception warps.. :eek:

[yee-haw]

Fuck it, I'll admit it... I've been there, More than once!

[LedZap]

Ha Ha....after a few days , this might happen....

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg345/LedZap/pissingfireyourgod.jpg

[Carrot]

What an idiot, use the METAL chair to your right!

[LedZap]

You might wake up with cotton mouth :D...

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg345/LedZap/cottonmouth.png

[mak]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/mak104/im_so_drunk.jpg

[LedZap]

Hit Rock Bottom...........

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg345/LedZap/rock-bottom.jpg

[yee-haw]

Been there also , Once or twice...:o

[asd580567]

That mutha' fukn Haw is da shit!!

[yee-haw]

You're gonna have to do better than that home slice!

[buttless_wonder]

Gotta love a woman with dimples on her elbows..

[MrRee]

What is hell is when you wake up and others have pictures of you!

[yee-haw]

What is hell is when you wake up and others have pictures of you!

Yes, That does suck...ver much! lol

[Patt]

Out of curiosity - seriously - a totally drunk google will garner you the following - How did you guys miss this one? LMAO

http://www.funny-city.com/photos/totally-wasted.jpg

[Patt]

And no fair trying to sneak in - it never works.

http://www.sofakingdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/funny-drunk-picture.jpg

[beelzebub]

Hit Rock Bottom...........

[IMG]

I had a friend that died because he was so wasted he vomited and choked on his own vomit while he slept.

This is sad shit,... not funny.

[Carrot]

I had a friend that died because he was so wasted he vomited and choked on his own vomit while he slept.

This is sad shit,... not funny.

No, this is funny.

We aren't posting pictures of dead people.

People can die due to face plants, but they're still funny.

[MrJim]

I'm on a 12-step program. I stop drinking when I can no longer make it 12 steps to the fridge to get another beer!

[sunny]

I had a friend that died because he was so wasted he vomited and choked on his own vomit while he slept.

This is sad shit,... not funny.


I know several people who died doing the exact same.... hint...never lay down with a full stomach... use a recliner. My son has THREE friends now dead due to eating heavy and then falling asleep...

so sad... they were all between 24 and 28.... too young.

[larry trainor]

i have another solution sunny,
dont sleep, you actually have a lot
more time to drink..

[peepers]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/drunk-ozzy-osbourne-431x300.jpg

I guarantee none of us have ever been this drunk

[larry trainor]

i was out drinking for three days, in 1980, &
ended up at the airport bar with a freind who had
15 blotter hits from california, we, over the course of the
last drinking day, dropped seven of those a piece..
i remember being on a 45 minute air florida flight
to mia from tampa & the girl on the plane telling me
"sir, we cannot serve more than 6 beers to an individual
on a 45 minute flight" of course she then brought us
4 more beers as we were over the everglades and announced
that was all we would get!
ive seen some wild shit, but those islands off the coast
were doing the heavist breathing ive ever seen!

i got drunk once & got into a fight (in 1981) & bit a portion
of the guys ear off when he was whining about me letting go..
i call it a token....

lets see, i got drunk once & ended up taking third place in a
professional bmx cruiser class race in miami

i got drunk at the tittie bar at the end of the airport
runway (in 1986) on southern in west palm beach &
jumped the fence & laid down on the grass between the
runway & the road...
woke up there & went right back to the bar
(they closed one hour a day-between 5am & 6am)

i got really plowed one night at a company function
& joined the band to do a doors set.
wound up signing for an hour in front of people i worked with
everyday, fell down, sang from the floor, jumped around,
took half my clothes off..
spouted a bunch of poetical non-sense..
shit, maybe i WAS mr mojo rising that night!
took a while to live that one down.....
i was on my second crown royal bottle that night...

[Patt]

Gawd I wished I'd been your bestest best friend a time or two ---- other times, I'm so glad we've NEVER met !! LMAO

[peepers]

So, when I graduated I drank 14 long necks, a gallion of margerrita, and a pack of smirdoff. (That's not counting were I wondered around the cabin drink half finished beers). Then walked into a room were a couple was haveing sex. And fell alseep in their bed while they were haveing sex.

[larry trainor]

i lubs you under both conditions my dear,...


& so does tyler

heres one, when i was 14 i used to get into the lakeland lounge (showgirls)
& a few other places around here, almost every friday with a few older, of age,
guys..
one night after several beers, a shot or two of southern comfort (for me) we left &
the guy driving was blitzed, so at the corner of 92 & wabash a county officer
pulls us over.. three of us in the car, three drinks in the car.. & i dont posess
a drivers license, but sure as shit, the other two guys were so drunk the cop
sticks me in the drivers side & sends us on our way!
of course, that was 1977....
that car must have smelled like the inside of a bottle of canadian club...

[peepers]

hmmmmm well it sounds like you have more experience then I do.

Well the night of homecoming ,after we won, we went to one of my teammates lakehouses. There My teammate pulled two large coolers of nati light, probably the nastiest beer in the world for eight people . we drank it all. Well shortly after my friend started doing a tribal dance around the fire then started danceing in the fire. We had to drive hime to the hospitol at 3 in the moring drunk, underage, and past curfew. Somehow we weren't caught, and the doctors believed our story that the tent caught on fire.

[larry trainor]

well, this is the weekend of the oldests 25th birthday,..
i have a case of tecate, a case of michelob, a bottle of russian std,
a bottle of sambuca, jager, black cherry vodka, cuervo, a mix for
long island iced teas, 5 bottles of red wine, & a bottle of white...
&
im opening a tecate right now,....
(damn lime doesnt fit in the can)
so, after saturnday, when all four of the of age children + friends
+ my friends come round,..
ill have another story, lets hope it doesnt involve an ambulance!
im out

[peepers]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/380399/477008.jpg

Lets get this drunk