Swine Flu Vaccine, Here To Kill. [Archive]

sweattybetty

09-29-2009, 02:42 AM

Pandemrix Has Just Been Licenced As The Uk Swine Flu Vaccine. Pandemrix Is A 2004 Bird Flu Vaccine That Glaxosmithkline Couldn’t Sell Because The Avian Flu Didn’t Infect A Lot Of People Globally. Gsk, Like Every Other Corporation, Dont Like To Lose Out On Profitable Situations……………….

Uk Citizens Will Be Injected With Dead Bird Flu Cells Disguised As A Swine Flu Vaccine….. The Results Will Be Devistating.

Mass Burial Sites And Furnases Have Already Been Allocated In Uk. Vaccination Centres Throughout The Uk Are Alreay Planned And Ready To Set Up. All Laws And Preparations Are Set For Mass Casualties

Uk Citizens, Ask Your Doctor Why ‘they’ Want To Inject Your Children With A Bird Flu Virus? Your Child Could Come Home From School With A Present For You…….. Avian Flu.

Carrot

09-29-2009, 11:43 AM

Will they implant their mid control devices too?

MrJim

09-30-2009, 08:19 AM

What is mid control? :confused:

Carrot

09-30-2009, 08:26 AM

What is mid control? :confused:

That's when they implant specialised metal alloys into your core body, and as scuch can effectively move you wherever they please using super advanced electromagnets, even though you have full control over your extremeties.

The electromagnets are mounted on "shimmerers", which are cloaked, hovering devices which are most closely concentrated around cities and controlled by The Indigo Corporation. Shimmerers aso exude electromagnetic energies well known for causing ADD and cancer, also serving as relay stations for the Jinu.

MrJim

09-30-2009, 08:52 AM

Interesting. I've never heard of such. I thought maybe you just misspelled 'MIND CONTROL'. :p

Carrot

09-30-2009, 08:59 AM

Mind control? Now THAT'S ridiculous.

MrJim

09-30-2009, 09:03 AM

Mind control? Now THAT'S ridiculous.

So is the hype about swine flu if you ask me. :cool:

The only people on the news that have died from swine flu were people who were really sick and let it progress into pneumonia... goes back to the whole preventative care vs. cost thing I was talking about in "Obama's Choice".

Carrot

09-30-2009, 09:08 AM

SARS, bird flu, swine flu...

I wonder how we'll react if (when?) real bad ass shit emerges.

MrJim

09-30-2009, 09:19 AM

People are so paranoid... you know what's going to happen... so do I ... so do we all.

LedZap

09-30-2009, 03:47 PM

Shimmerers ? That's what happens right when you finish peeing.

Carrot

10-01-2009, 02:58 AM

That's because they use piss as fuel.

MrJim

10-01-2009, 09:43 AM

Well, damn, maybe I get to see first hand how hyped-up the swine flu is. I'm about to get it. :p

Half of my wife's class has been out with swine flu, and last night she was running a fever and having flu-like symptoms. Tylenol and rest, and she's going to the doctor today. I went to stores like CVS and Walgreens, eventually even Wal-Mart and EVERYONE seems to be "temporarily" out of Lysol spray and flu medication. So bad news for me and my poor child (mainly my child, I really don't give a shit whether I get it or not).

I'm feeling fine so far. I'm only sitting at a clinic because I got blood work done last week. There are Mexicans everywhere in here, so even if Rena didn't have it, this place is probably crawling with swine flu. Oh, well. I can use a thermometer and some pills and sleep all day. I'll prove this shit is no big deal myself.

If I'm wrong, oh well, no more bills! Sorry about you having to file Chapter 7 for me, Rena, just make sure you spend the life insurance money first.

sweattybetty

10-01-2009, 10:37 AM

Excellent, lol. it's been a long time since i wasted my time with a serious post on this laughable website. 11 replies and not one serious, informative fact amongst any of them. LOL! You guys are great, i take it that a majority of yaul are american? LOL. Enjot the FEMA camps fools, only weeks to go.

sweattybetty

10-01-2009, 10:40 AM

MrJim

10-01-2009, 10:57 AM

Maybe you're the one that needs to shut up, seeing as no one gave a flying fuck about your conspiracy theory bullshit.

Carrot

10-01-2009, 11:07 AM

I Was Not Talking About Swine Flu................ Forget About Swine Flu................. Dont Worry About About Swine Flu................... And Please......... Shut Up About Swine Flu.

It's The Vaccine I'm Talking About

You can always tell an idiot by the massive amounts of dots between half statements rather than actual punctuation or any sort of structure.

Maybe you shouldn't "waste your time" here any longer, you'll have the last laugh if I die of birdflu though, just don't hold your breath (or do, either works for me).

MrJim

10-01-2009, 11:40 AM

You can always tell an idiot by the massive amounts of dots between half statements rather than actual punctuation or any sort of structure.

Maybe you shouldn't "waste your time" here any longer, you'll have the last laugh if I die of birdflu though, just don't hold your breath (or do, either works for me).

You can also tell when every word is capitalized. That usually means the site caught someone trying to type all caps in a post and toned it down a bit.

yee-haw

10-01-2009, 12:20 PM

Maybe you're the one that needs to shut up, seeing as no one gave a flying fuck about your conspiracy theory bullshit.

And conspiracy theory is all that shit is.:cool:

............................Oh, And....................And a little bit of...................................

With a side of................................................ ....

hitekredneck

10-03-2009, 10:31 AM

:p
You can always tell an idiot by the massive amounts of dots between half statements rather than actual punctuation

fuck you...i do that all the time...i'm no fuckin idiot you gawdammed fuckwad...now piss off...or fuck off....whichever you prefer....tho fucking off might be more enjoyable....unless you have help...now you have me off on a fucking tangent....stop you fucker...

:p

yee-haw

10-03-2009, 11:38 AM

.................................................. .........................

........................
.............
....
..

Yeah!! what tek said!:mad:

LedZap

10-03-2009, 10:01 PM

ObamaCare Tablets....

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg345/LedZap/1obamacare_pills.jpg

MrJim

10-04-2009, 01:31 PM

.............................................. .............................................. .................................................. ............................................ .................................................. ............. :p

Agent Provocateur

10-05-2009, 01:11 AM

Carrot

10-06-2009, 11:56 AM

Back on topic ;)

I had swine flue vax this morning...
Did feel a little funny in the tummy for about an hour afterward but a scallop pie for lunch fixed that :D

And yes I am still alive from the injection :p

But does your tv pic break up when you pass it?

MrJim

10-06-2009, 03:54 PM

bullfighter

10-06-2009, 08:25 PM

and numb nuts is what you got...so wake up and fucking get you shit together....fuck the paranoid bullshit common sence is common sence.....
People are so paranoid... you know what's going to happen... so do I ... so do we all.

Carrot

10-06-2009, 08:27 PM

and numb nuts is what you got...so wake up and fucking get you shit together....fuck the paranoid bullshit common sence is common sence.....

Yea, whathe fuckin said.

Sommon sense is common sense it just aint tht commaon rogt on u bullshitfighter. Oh yea

numb nutrs is what nhe said.

booyah mofo. u dont know sht bout the real shit

dont really knoe who that lst comment was addressedto. but hey, im just givin it out fot free

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 08:32 PM

Carrot

10-06-2009, 08:34 PM

i thought i was clearer than that, howdy haw.

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 08:36 PM

What's up my british friend?:D

Carrot

10-06-2009, 08:43 PM

it wzs rainin on the way back, and cause im in town it was l=ong and got soakin wet, but i refreshes the soul, u know, ruining and signin in the rain is the best.

mayb come to the statessometime, goin to canada in ....in whe...not xmas...easter, snow ad shit and skiing, yeah.

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 08:45 PM

Carrot

10-06-2009, 08:47 PM

Well, Get across the canadien border to cleveland and ...A night on the town my treat!

Ckeveland on the border?

yeehaw, if ur there im there, ur cool

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 08:48 PM

Ckeveland on the border?

yeehaw, if ur there im there, ur cool

1933 mayview ave. old brooklynn ohio, 44109.

Want the phone number?

Carrot

10-06-2009, 08:51 PM

ill stalk u for a while to make sure ur cool. dnt worryi if theres someone outside ur house at 1am thoush

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 08:56 PM

ill stalk u for a while to make sure ur cool. dnt worryi if theres someone outside ur house at 1am thoush

Ha Ha.. If you wanna bs on the phone sometime let me know, I'll pm you my cell number...I don't give a shit, I'm easy to get along with.

Carrot

10-06-2009, 08:57 PM

MAYBE SOMETIME IN ...WHENS EASTER? APRIL???

me:

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee346/Carrotchickenstick/melollollol.jpg

Fuckin hell LOL! right wwanker

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 08:59 PM

Did you just take that?

i pictured you with red hair for some reason...lol:D

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:00 PM

red hir my ass, gingers and asian have no souls: fact.

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 09:01 PM

red hir my ass, gingers and asian have no souls: fact.

......Ok, You lost me on that one, I'm purdy good at speaking gilflirt.. Me and zap do it all the time.

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:05 PM

hat aint gilflirt though.

Ginger and asian haveno souls, they are souless, like cheese with no soul.

Gingers as in freckles, no souls, dont u wath=ch south[ark? and asians are clones..no soul.

In concluson, asians have no sul and ginger have no soul, but redhed s=can have plenty of soul as long as they aren ginger. as in freckles.

so i aint ginger cause gingers have no soul, and im def not asian cause theyre short and wierd.

konichiwa motherfuckers, KO- ni-chi WAGGGGHHH!!!!

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 09:05 PM

LMAO!!! You posted your pic in the swine flu thread.

I could move it i reckon but it's too damn funny!:D

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:06 PM

i lost track, all i nkow is im talkin to you, thank da lord you'r on, i cant be fucked to sleep.

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 09:08 PM

i lost track, all i nkow is im talkin to you, thank da lord you'r on, i cant be fucked to sleep.

You'll pass out soon if it's 2:30a.m.

How much and what did you drink?

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:12 PM

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 09:13 PM

erm, 3 pints strongbow, 3 shots smirnoff/something else, 3 vks...round aboiut...

3.10 now, but dont have shit in the morning and not tired. cant be fd puttin shit n too watch, besides this should all make enetertaining shit in the moringin (afternoon) shouldnt it.

Yep! I think i'll make a thread about how you highjacked 3 threads in 3 minutes all in different drunken ways...:D

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:18 PM

highjack? im enlightining u lot. no such thing as highjacking here on bullshit, im nothorse shitting, or even bullshittin unfortunately, just shittin craploads of verbal duhorrea.

CRAPLOADS.

and funny thing i can tell, b i dont really give a rats ass.

who wpould ever give a rat's ass?

not a rat, thats for sure.

de[arted is a good film, pent of rats there.

they all die though.

lulz undeed

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 09:20 PM

Yeah, The departed was a cool flick... Damn, You're fucking smashed!!!lol:D

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:22 PM

yea, yes i suopose i am.

about tim too, havt been this drunk since befor the summer,cause thy all get high, dont like smoke.

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 09:24 PM

yea, yes i suopose i am.

about tim too, havt been this drunk since befor the summer,cause thy all get high, dont like smoke.

Alcohol is better anyway, Still has bad effects but , Fark it!

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:27 PM

yea, smoke fn burns, specially cause i dont smoke ANYTHING, cant see the point when the booze is flowing, weed is a loners thing, drunk gets you out and outgoing, so dont see why id ever try it again

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 09:28 PM

I dig my seagrems 7 and pepsi mixer.

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:29 PM

lost you, 10 characters

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 09:30 PM

lost you, 10 characters

I said i like my 7&pepsi.

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:31 PM

7 as in 7 up???like sprite??

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 09:31 PM

7 as in 7 up???like sprite??

No, Seagrems 7 whiskey.

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:33 PM

i wioulkdnt know.'

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:33 PM

rather, wouldn't

yee-haw

10-06-2009, 09:34 PM

I'm going to bed, Good night and don't spam the boards too hard carrot.

Enjoy that hangover tomorrow, Sleep well my friend.;)

Carrot

10-06-2009, 09:36 PM

i drink water now, no hangover for me cause im smart like.

see you tomorrow thwn budduy. im not your buddy guy, im not your guy friend, im not your friend buddy (south park)

adious my amoigos.

bullfighter

10-07-2009, 12:18 PM

you do not have to no what i no just because i said so..all you got to do is open you fricking mind and see for your self the bull shit ..... the things to come is already planned and is being prepared for..step by fucking step..and the tax payers will pay pay pay and you young people will get more unfree..so get fucked in the next 5 years or try to learn how to wipe your ass with out the ass wipe at the corner store....[medifor speaking]............by the way i just paid 12000 in taxes in two months that they stole from my wages to inslave your sorry ass ,so i am a party to the sin of it, how do you like that fucking bullshit fucking non control i have and i buy the bullits for them to shoot me with if i try to stop them from stealing from me.and they force me into this banking system that ripes me off every day.....
Yea, whathe fuckin said.

Sommon sense is common sense it just aint tht commaon rogt on u bullshitfighter. Oh yea

numb nutrs is what nhe said.

booyah mofo. u dont know sht bout the real shit

dont really knoe who that lst comment was addressedto. but hey, im just givin it out fot free

yee-haw

10-07-2009, 02:47 PM

Bullfighter, What in the name of edward james almos did you just say?:confused:

MrJim

10-07-2009, 05:34 PM

and numb nuts is what you got...so wake up and fucking get you shit together....fuck the paranoid bullshit common sence is common sence.....

This ain't about my nuts, bullfucker. I was never paranoid about the damn swine flu, in fact I'm already over the stupid thing.

MrJim

10-07-2009, 05:37 PM

Yea, whathe fuckin said.

Sommon sense is common sense it just aint tht commaon rogt on u bullshitfighter. Oh yea

numb nutrs is what nhe said.

booyah mofo. u dont know sht bout the real shit

dont really knoe who that lst comment was addressedto. but hey, im just givin it out fot free

Do you need a new keyboard, Carrot, or have you been hitting the bottle too hard? Your typos are getting really bad, dude! I can barely make out your sentences now! Even when my drunken ramblings didn't make any sense the next day, at least I could still read the damn things! :cool:

Carrot

10-07-2009, 07:10 PM

Do you need a new keyboard, Carrot, or have you been hitting the bottle too hard? Your typos are getting really bad, dude! I can barely make out your sentences now! Even when my drunken ramblings didn't make any sense the next day, at least I could still read the damn things! :cool:

Ah, well it fluctuated really didn't it?

I guess I just had alot to say, and couldnt be bothered slowing down for boring typos!

But I wasn't sick, and I was perfectly capable of walking (even running) home, and even remembered to drink water before going to bed. As I'm sure you're all glad to know.

Apologies for spamming a bit much in places.

LedZap

10-07-2009, 07:12 PM

Its OK...you're a professional.

Baron Somebody

10-07-2009, 07:15 PM

If you take the Swine Flu vaccine you will be turned into a flesh eating zombie

bullfighter

10-07-2009, 07:15 PM

i would go down to the river just to watch thim fish go by.....but they got three eyes and freak me out nowooooo.......................................... .........................
you do not have to no what i no just because i said so..all you got to do is open you fricking mind and see for your self the bull shit ..... the things to come is already planned and is being prepared for..step by fucking step..and the tax payers will pay pay pay and you young people will get more unfree..so get fucked in the next 5 years or try to learn how to wipe your ass with out the ass wipe at the corner store....[medifor speaking]............by the way i just paid 12000 in taxes in two months that they stole from my wages to inslave your sorry ass ,so i am a party to the sin of it, how do you like that fucking bullshit fucking non control i have and i buy the bullits for them to shoot me with if i try to stop them from stealing from me.and they force me into this banking system that ripes me off every day.....

Carrot

10-07-2009, 07:16 PM

Its OK...you're a professional.

Professional what exactly?

LedZap

10-07-2009, 07:19 PM

Professional what exactly?

You've been around long enough to get buzzed and spam , I guess.

Carrot

10-07-2009, 07:26 PM

You've been around long enough to get buzzed and spam , I guess.

Fair enough.

At least some of it was actually conversing with haw.

Agent Provocateur

10-08-2009, 04:34 AM

If you take the Swine Flu vaccine you will be turned into a flesh eating zombie

Had the vaccine 4 days ago.....How long till I become a flesh eating zombie?? :confused:

yee-haw

10-08-2009, 03:18 PM

Fair enough.

At least some of it was actually conversing with haw.

We all have our moments, Mainly MJ and myself until you went bottle dipping the other night, Zap goes out there a tad every now and again also.:p

Welcome to our club carrot.

MrJim

10-08-2009, 03:39 PM

We all have our moments, Mainly MJ and myself until you went bottle dipping the other night, Zap goes out there a tad every now and again also.:p

Welcome to our club carrot.

Yep. Drinking is bad, mm-kay!

The tooth fairly fucked your mother!

No I'm serious, she really did, then she wiped your ass with your father's mistress, who fucked George Bush, spread the AIDS to the Rainforest Foundation, who inturn through the money in the trash and phoned in the results to aliens who wanted to provide you fuckers with anal sex,

http://www.freewebs.com/footballthoughts/mackey.jpg
mm-kay?

vulcan

10-10-2009, 06:58 AM

Thetse are industries created to put to work people thats all.

bullfighter

10-13-2009, 10:43 AM

SARS, bird flu, swine flu...

I wonder how we'll react if (when?) real bad ass shit emerges.

they want to see people reactions and make laws and ways to control the labour threw it all..stay tuned you will see the great dismay ahead look at the banking system ..try to do things with cash only , try to pay you bills with cash, try to cash a cheuqe with out an acount.....the hype they make to scare you into there new laws....this is 100 percent garentined to happen..and you will die if you get caught in the bugs of it and you will panic and take there laws ,out of fear you will trade in your friends and you will be fucked up....and you will think you are doing the right thing,and bitch and bitch about everything..