who897
12-25-2006, 11:29 PM
I almost got in a holiday spirit for myself when I thought, well, I got some left over cash. Perhaps I'll look at buying a new computer. I have noticed that you can't get shit for under a grand. Mac's by far are the leaders in the price gouging wars. It's like, they say build your own computer, but unless you are some what computer literate you have no idea what you "need". Have no idear what kinda processor I need. No idear how much memory or Harddrive I need.. The one thing I am bout certain of is I want a freaking 20" flat screen, but I'd take a smaller one. I just wanna get rid of my disease infested frankenstiens monster computer.
They should have models like....
1) If you only surf the web, pick this one
2) If you surf the web and have streaming video and few downloads going on pick this one
3) If you surf the web and have streaming video and a lot of downlaoding going on, pick this one
4) If you only do word processing, pick this one
5) If you play video games lightly, surf the web, stream video, and download a little pick this one
6) If you play video games lightly, surf the web, stream video, and download a lot, pick this one
7)If you play video games med, surf the web, stream video, and download a little, pick this one
8)If you play video games med, surf the web, stream video, and download a lot pick this one
9) If you play video games a lot, surf the web, stream video, and download a little, pick this one.
10) If you play video games a lot, surf the web, stream video, and downlaod a lot, pick this one.
11) If you think you are a geek, pick this one
12) If you know you are a geek, pick this one
13)If you think you are a super geek, pick this one
14)If you know you are a super geek, pick this one
15) If you think you are an uber geek, pick this one
16) If you know you are an uber geek, pick this one
17) If all you do is watch porn, pick this one.
18) If you are stupid rich, wanna waste money on shit you have no idea how to use, but being rich and all you can waste vast amounts of money on shit you don't need, pick this one.
Like a AMAA Rating for computers.
They should have models like....
1) If you only surf the web, pick this one
2) If you surf the web and have streaming video and few downloads going on pick this one
3) If you surf the web and have streaming video and a lot of downlaoding going on, pick this one
4) If you only do word processing, pick this one
5) If you play video games lightly, surf the web, stream video, and download a little pick this one
6) If you play video games lightly, surf the web, stream video, and download a lot, pick this one
7)If you play video games med, surf the web, stream video, and download a little, pick this one
8)If you play video games med, surf the web, stream video, and download a lot pick this one
9) If you play video games a lot, surf the web, stream video, and download a little, pick this one.
10) If you play video games a lot, surf the web, stream video, and downlaod a lot, pick this one.
11) If you think you are a geek, pick this one
12) If you know you are a geek, pick this one
13)If you think you are a super geek, pick this one
14)If you know you are a super geek, pick this one
15) If you think you are an uber geek, pick this one
16) If you know you are an uber geek, pick this one
17) If all you do is watch porn, pick this one.
18) If you are stupid rich, wanna waste money on shit you have no idea how to use, but being rich and all you can waste vast amounts of money on shit you don't need, pick this one.
Like a AMAA Rating for computers.