Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

[LedZap]

* Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools - WD-40 & Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and
should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


* If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat & presto, the blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

* Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

* Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

* For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.

* A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over & going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

* If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be afraid to cough.

* Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget
all about the toothache.

[eyeonyou]

These are some great things to help us, but this one you didn't finish.
* For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.

How long do I set the timer for? A few minutes is too general.

[Patt]

These are some great things to help us, but this one you didn't finish.

How long do I set the timer for? A few minutes is too general.

That depends on your political affiliation, don't you think? If you're a conservative, I'd say it would be about 30 seconds to a minute. If you're a liberal, an hour will do. And, if you're a Progressive Socialist Democrat - everything is relative man, including time ---- don't even bother setting a timer ---- just let it ride. :D

[MrRee]

I'll drink to that Patt :)

[bullfighter]

I'll drink to that Patt :)

get real folks,the president elections are a crook of shit and you lead yourself to fairy land that gives you nothing but greif to bitch about..and never do anything about anything.your bitches anr like straw in the wind.as you sell your childern to the snares of the evil ones..there must be a global diaster,to bring the survivers back to basics[but that will not transform you from the evil that lurks in your soul..only the comming of the lord will do this and you may be one of the blessed but you will shit bricks before that happens..aho...

[bullfighter]

now this is productive..tku and may this find great help to them that are open to medicine and truth..[lol]......
* Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools - WD-40 & Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and
should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


* If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat & presto, the blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

* Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

* Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

* For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.

* A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over & going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

* If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be afraid to cough.

* Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget
all about the toothache.

[LedZap]

Yeah...my favorite...* Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget
all about the toothache.

[bullfighter]

every moment we have now with the people we like ,love is a million dollar moment so make the best of it for yourself and them.

[MrRee]

get real folks,the president elections are a crook of shit and you lead yourself to fairy land that gives you nothing but greif to bitch about..and never do anything about anything.your bitches anr like straw in the wind.as you sell your childern to the snares of the evil ones..there must be a global diaster,to bring the survivers back to basics[but that will not transform you from the evil that lurks in your soul..only the comming of the lord will do this and you may be one of the blessed but you will shit bricks before that happens..aho...

You are very WRONG as many incumbants foud out in this primary.
They were voted OUT !

[MrRee]

every moment we have now with the people we like ,love is a million dollar moment so make the best of it for yourself and them.

That I agree with !

[freedom]

* sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools - wd-40 & duct tape. If it doesn't move and
should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


* if you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat & presto, the blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

* clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

* avoid arguments with the mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

* for high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.

* a mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over & going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

* if you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be afraid to cough.

* have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget
all about the toothache.


that was awesome and made me laugh my ass off!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>freedom

[Cabo]

that was awesome and made me laugh my ass off!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>freedom



ZAp
it has come to my attention that more users are experiencing a phenomena "LMAO" .
laughing my ass off - this seems to happen at home mostly.
I have heard sever cases of "LMAO" may include"ROTF" rolling on the floor must ease the pain or something. who knows.
Anything to help with this?

[LedZap]

Yeah , I overheard some young women talking...one said something to the other , and the other gal replied " OMG , LMAO ". It's a text disease that's taking over , obviously spread by evil progressive liberal teachers that have problems spelling correctly and residents of Portland , Oregon.

I'll be down in the LAB , sleeping it off.....oops , I mean , working on this problem , and will get back to you later.

[Cabo]

Yeah , I overheard some young women talking...one said something to the other , and the other gal replied " OMG , LMAO ". It's a text disease that's taking over , obviously spread by evil progressive liberal teachers that have problems spelling correctly and residents of Portland , Oregon.

I'll be down in the LAB , sleeping it off.....oops , I mean , working on this problem , and will get back to you later.


Hell of a problem it must be you still down in the lab?:):)

[LedZap]

Hell of a problem it must be you still down in the lab?:):)

Yeah , the Lab can be like that ...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KyTS_XQfpkA/TNQi0EyjgJI/AAAAAAAAFgw/XOvjMkDbpFc/s400/mlab.jpg