What to do if seated next to a jerk on an airplane

[LedZap]

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your Internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them, and then look up to the sky, or the heavens, if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the following site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

[Phoenix]

Okay, now that shit's just hilarious.

[peepers]

Bahahaha this made my day

[mooreed2323]

make sure you say

As sala'amu alaikum (ah sa laam a lim cum)

just before you hit the enter key

having a beard will help also!!

[peepers]

I have a beard, this makes me a perfect canidate.

[Patt]

I dunno how you do it Zap, but that was damned cool !!

I won't be doing that though as my pilot will probably toss my ass out the freaking door - pressurized cabin be damned !!!

[Carrot]

make sure you say

As sala'amu alaikum (ah sa laam a lim cum)

just before you hit the enter key

having a beard will help also!!

Actually, That is just a general greeting (literally meaning peace be upon you)

What you what to say is

allahu akbar

[mooreed2323]

Actually, That is just a general greeting (literally meaning peace be upon you)

What you what to say is

allahu akbar

Yeppers, that works as well, even better actually!!