I just punched myself in the balls!

[freakazoid]

It was not intentional. Honest!

I had a bastard of a knot in my shoe. I got part of it undone, another part snagged, I cursed, grabbed and pulled, and slammed a fist into my gonads.

Jesus Christ.

I've punched myself in the face, kicked myself, nearly poked my fucking eye out, all by accident. This is just me on me, mind you, so I'm not counting self-injury done with the assistance of knives, forks, mechanical devices, tools, stairs and doors, and the time when I was ten years old and decided to sabotage a neighbor's tree-fort (hey, years ago in Fuckallville, Canada, you got your kicks where you could find them) and the motherfucker collapsed on me when I pulled out the one board that was holding the whole goddamned thing together.

My balls hurt.

I need to get a restraining order against... me.

It's only a matter of time before I kill myself doing something stupid.

Since it would be misadventure and not suicide, my beneficiary could still collect on my insurance, right?

Right?

Time to get some ice.

[gboones]

Ouch! man that musta hurt. I am clumsy myself. Like this one time, i was riding a motorcycle in the woods (Along a bike path) and my front tire got stuck in one of those evil divits in the ground and i went flying over the handlebars and my left hand went down in what i was hoping was just muddy water. Nope! it was muddy water that was concealing a wooden board with nails sticking out of it! That really hurt. Not to mention the sight of nails sticking out of my hand was enough to make me puke. when i got to the hospital i had to get a tetnis shot and they had to scrub my wound with what looked like a metal brush! Talk about pain. 2 days later i was at home.


Plus, when i was 7 yrs. old, i cracked my skull open on my bedroom banister when i was pretending to be superman. I don't remember what they did at the hospital to fix that, but it had to be painful. So you see, i think that we both would be better off with a good life insurance policy. Don't you think?

[freakazoid]

Ouch! man that musta hurt. I am clumsy myself. Like this one time, i was riding a motorcycle in the woods (Along a bike path) and my front tire got stuck in one of those evil divits in the ground and i went flying over the handlebars and my left hand went down in what i was hoping was just muddy water. Nope! it was muddy water that was concealing a wooden board with nails sticking out of it! That really hurt. Not to mention the sight of nails sticking out of my hand was enough to make me puke. when i got to the hospital i had to get a tetnis shot and they had to scrub my wound with what looked like a metal brush! Talk about pain. 2 days later i was at home.


Plus, when i was 7 yrs. old, i cracked my skull open on my bedroom banister when i was pretending to be superman. I don't remember what they did at the hospital to fix that, but it had to be painful. So you see, i think that we both would be better off with a good life insurance policy. Don't you think?

Wow, and I thought I had it bad! LOL! Ouch! Glad you survived! Hey, welcome to the bullshit forum, man!

[PointlessRambling]

I quivered after reading that. My hand hurts now

[vulcan]

at least you have balls, must of the guys that I know have none.

[buttless_wonder]

This thread is a testament to what I have thought for years, most pain we endure is self inflicted, and really funny to watch. You need a camera crew following you at ALL times.

[Nobody]

Brother man! The equasion is LUDES. Or, Dr. Kavorkeine. Ludes, if you can stand it!!!

[Nobody]

[QUOTE=Nobody]Brother man! The equasion is LUDES. Or, Dr. Kavorkayne, (If Michigan let him go)

[TheAvenger]

(I just punched myself in the balls! )



1. The nausea should subside in 6-8 weeks.
2. I dont recommend that you make a regular habit of it.

[TheAvenger]

(I just punched myself in the balls! )



I just accidentally stepped on mine.


Signed,
R. Jeremy

[yea_thats_right1]

ouuuuch :$

[ajk]

Try and sing soprano, I'm sure you'll have no trouble going higher now. :D

BTW I got hit in the balls once, when I was in high school. We were playing soccer in the gym, and I was a goalie. I wasn't wearing a cup though unfortunately, and I'll bet you can guess what happened. The ball comes at me, and it goes right below the belt. I felt that one for a while to say the least. What's worse, is that later that same day I was hit in the face with the ball! Practically knocked my glasses off my face!

[Ausinus]

I've had all sorts of balls in the groin, rugby balls, soccer balls, even a golf ball. Its a wonder my voice ever broke lol.

[MrBirdy]

LOL
i dont play sports becouse i always take balls to my balls!!

[gunrunner]

You are a jinx. I was destroying a wall yesterday and I did the same thing with a crowbar

[twisted_screams]

I only have one word to say to you Freak and thats Briefs then your balls won't sag enough to get hit. Giggles didnt your momma teach you anything.
j/k:D :D :D :p

[General Septem]

I kneed myself in the face and gave myself a bloody nose once. I don't remember what I was doing, but I think it had something to do with my shoe lace. :D