View Full Version : Should AJK be banned until he gets at least a GED?
theicidal maniac
01-23-2007, 03:48 AM
Many members of contemporary America today have spontaneously reached the conclusion that the now infamous "brainless blogger" AJK must get real credentials before he shall be allowed to talk to grown-ups. What do you think?
who897
01-23-2007, 09:45 AM
I agree he should get his Good Enough Diploma, but the part about talking too grown ups...tisk tisk tisk, sometimes I don't even think of myself as "grown up" :D
Ape-Shit
01-23-2007, 12:07 PM
Let him speak. He's like the fetus in the womb....., he has no idea of whats going on around him...! Perhaps, he'll learn as time goes on provided he's not aborted.
Please Don't Abort AJK. Let him Speak.....Please....!:p
lynnifer21
01-23-2007, 12:49 PM
hahaha, i voted no... mostly because even uneducated boobs have a right to speak.
does this mean my name is AJK? I hope not....
something
01-23-2007, 01:56 PM
I wonder what AJK stands for? Maybe it means Jacob Andrew Kevin or Jackass. I think Jackass. BTW I woted for yes.
ohreally
01-23-2007, 03:41 PM
Without a doubt!
If his church told him to jump off a cliff - he would. :D
They would tell AJK - it's the "ultimate sacrifice" to jump off a cliff and he'd be dumb enough to buy it.
twisted_screams
01-23-2007, 04:14 PM
I leave for a week and come back to this post. How did we find out that ajk doesn't have a diploma? Second i am really starting to pity this kid sounds like his parents have a few screws loose if he is Nineteen and doesn't have a diploma. I understand not every one finishes high school but i was under the impression that this kid was some kind of geeky pimply nose in a book kind of kid. ( you know the kind that builds bombs then says oh shit now we have to fix the crater i just created kind of person) maybe he couldn't hack school because he wasn't able to concentrate due to lack of masturbation or maybe it was being caught looking at porn on school computers who knows. I haven't answered on the ban thing yet simply because part of me wants to get threw to the kid but if he becomes too nuts then maybe he should be banned any way i am gonna search his latest posts to see what brought this on ( grins and walks off)
theicidal maniac
01-23-2007, 04:28 PM
[QUOTE=twisted_screams]I was under the impression that [ajk] was some kind of geeky pimply nose in a book kind of kid.QUOTE]
Are you serious. I see no evidence in his reasoning ability to suggest that he's EVER read ANY book....not even his Precious; the Bible.
For the record I am in college thank you very much. I'm looking to go into the radio and TV field in fact.
theicidal maniac
01-23-2007, 06:00 PM
For the record I am in college thank you very much. I'm looking to go into the radio and TV field in fact.
You are IN A COLLEGE?? right now?!?! run to the registration office and sign up for some classes!!! get an education!!
You know what the hell I mean.
Ausinus
01-23-2007, 06:26 PM
You know what the hell I mean.
The media! NOO! He will spread his vulgar drivel :eek:
who897
01-23-2007, 08:45 PM
For the record I am in college thank you very much. I'm looking to go into the radio and TV field in fact.
Yeah, like we need another televangelist preaching about sin and the devil, and send all your money to me. I'm getting really pissed off at cable TV, I think they should change that religion TV channel to something more interesting, hell, make it the quilting channel, it'd be a shit ton more informative and factual!
I don't know if I'm going to go that route, if anything I'd work for Catholic TV. Otherwise I want to get into sportcasting, or maybe host a game show (have a little experience there)
ohreally
01-23-2007, 10:14 PM
I don't know if I'm going to go that route, if anything I'd work for Catholic TV. Otherwise I want to get into sportcasting, or maybe host a game show (have a little experience there)
Yeah I can see it now...
AJK: The final is 8-2 Yankees.... and BTW! It's a sin to get too happy.. because it's being selfish. So just calm down now!
COLOR COMMENTATOR: Okay......
AJK: What?
COLOR COMMENTATOR: I don't think it was necessary to express religious views - that's all.
AJK: Are you not Catholic!
COLOR COMMENTATOR: No, now lets move on to the league scoreboard.. (AJK INTERRUPTS)
AJK: YOU'RE NOT A CATHOLIC!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!
COLOR COMMENTATOR: Calm down ya little runt!
AJK: YOU'RE FULL OF HATE!
COLOR COMMENTATOR: What are you talking about!
AJK: You're going to hell! HELL! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
COLOR COMMENTATOR: Sorry about that folks, now to get back to...
AJK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
COLOR COMMENTATOR: Can we please move on?
AJK: You may think you're right, but you're not!
COLOR COMMENTATOR: Right about what!?
AJK: Check out this website, catholicbias central dot com!
COLOR COMMENTATOR: Umm....
AJK: I'm telling you... you may enjoy it now - but you just wait! You just wait! You just wait! You just wait!
COLOR COMMENTATOR: Enjoy what? Sportcasting? I don't know what the hell you're talking about!
AJK: You know damn well what I'm talking about!
COLOR COMMENTATOR: There you go again, damning people....
yea_thats_right1
01-23-2007, 10:17 PM
Lmfao ...
who897
01-23-2007, 10:51 PM
The funniest part of that post was also the saddest part. I could actually see him doing that in real life and not just on this forum. :D
tocrayzay
01-24-2007, 04:11 AM
ha ha this shit is funny
but no he shouldn't be banned when I am having a bad day I come to this site read his posts and already I'm cracking up
Thank you ajk for being highly entertaining with you ignorance
theicidal maniac
01-24-2007, 05:26 AM
Holy Christ-Fuck, that is some seriously funny shit. Ohreally, you have fulfilled my wildest dreams of beginning this thread.
something
01-24-2007, 08:45 AM
LMFAO:D but I have to agree with who, the problem is that he actually might be doing that.:(
theicidal maniac
01-24-2007, 01:19 PM
LMFAO:D but I have to agree with who, the problem is that he actually might be doing that.:(
Nah, he'll detonate himself at an abortion clinic.
twisted_screams
01-25-2007, 01:41 PM
For the record I am in college thank you very much. I'm looking to go into the radio and TV field in fact.
Ok how do you go to college without getting a high school diploma?
Oh wait i forgot some bible colleges are allowing that now a days makes it easier to brain wash them
I do have a diploma of course, I'm in my 2nd year of college right now.
General Septem
01-25-2007, 05:34 PM
Ok how do you go to college without getting a high school diploma?
Actually I took a placement test at the local college here and scored high enough that I don't need a diploma.
First off, you don't even need a diploma if you aren't going to matriculate. You have to matriculate in order to receive financial aid and you have to be matriculated for your last semester in order to get a degree. If you're going as non-matriculated, you do not need a diploma. You keep the credits, but you won't be able to get a degree at the end of the semester.
However, if you score high enough on the placement test, you don't need a diploma to matriculate either. I, for instance, nearly aced the English portion of the test and did pretty well in the math portion, so I qualified as being smart enough to matriculate without even graduating.
beatniks-and-politics
01-31-2007, 02:07 PM
Aww its so sad..I can see ajk doing that someday
he's so wonderfully arrogant :D
beatniks-and-politics
01-31-2007, 02:07 PM
Actually I took a placement test at the local college here and scored high enough that I don't need a diploma.
First off, you don't even need a diploma if you aren't going to matriculate. You have to matriculate in order to receive financial aid and you have to be matriculated for your last semester in order to get a degree. If you're going as non-matriculated, you do not need a diploma. You keep the credits, but you won't be able to get a degree at the end of the semester.
However, if you score high enough on the placement test, you don't need a diploma to matriculate either. I, for instance, nearly aced the English portion of the test and did pretty well in the math portion, so I qualified as being smart enough to matriculate without even graduating.
I actually didnt think you'd be able to get into anywhere with out a highschool diploma
Good job :D
theicidal maniac
01-31-2007, 05:28 PM
Actually I took a placement test at the local college here and scored high enough that I don't need a diploma.
First off, you don't even need a diploma if you aren't going to matriculate. You have to matriculate in order to receive financial aid and you have to be matriculated for your last semester in order to get a degree. If you're going as non-matriculated, you do not need a diploma. You keep the credits, but you won't be able to get a degree at the end of the semester.
However, if you score high enough on the placement test, you don't need a diploma to matriculate either. I, for instance, nearly aced the English portion of the test and did pretty well in the math portion, so I qualified as being smart enough to matriculate without even graduating.
Yeah you only need a diploma if you are going to a REAL school. Universities (accredited ones, the one's whose degrees mean anything in the real world) require not only a diploma or GED but also an ACT or SAT score, and for some schools that score has got to be pretty high. Placement tests are offered by schools that REALLY WANT YOU TO GO TO THEM, not the ones that you want to go to.
beatniks-and-politics
01-31-2007, 07:04 PM
Yeah you only need a diploma if you are going to a REAL school. Universities (accredited ones, the one's whose degrees mean anything in the real world) require not only a diploma or GED but also an ACT or SAT score, and for some schools that score has got to be pretty high. Placement tests are offered by schools that REALLY WANT YOU TO GO TO THEM, not the ones that you want to go to.
well that sounds like it makes sense...desprate schools can be hard to find though.
theicidal maniac
01-31-2007, 07:53 PM
Nah...community colleges, tech schools, your stevenhenegars, ITT Techs, DevryInstitute type of schools, phoenix college etc......junior colleges
beatniks-and-politics
01-31-2007, 07:57 PM
Nah...community colleges, tech schools, your stevenhenegars, ITT Techs, DevryInstitute type of schools, phoenix college etc......junior colleges
well I guess I just havent noticed them as much because I havent been looking..
General Septem
01-31-2007, 08:07 PM
It's a community college, but who gives a fuck? They're obviously qualified, and I don't plan on being some dumbass who's at the mercy of people who wish to decide whether or not my paper proof of what I know is good enough for them or not. Fuck that.
beatniks-and-politics
01-31-2007, 08:09 PM
It's a community college, but who gives a fuck? They're obviously qualified, and I don't plan on being some dumbass who's at the mercy of people who wish to decide whether or not my paper proof of what I know is good enough for them or not. Fuck that.
you need to calm down...nobody said it was a bad school the only reason I havent been looking is because i have no need for a university at this time.
General Septem
01-31-2007, 08:17 PM
you need to calm down...nobody said it was a bad school the only reason I havent been looking is because i have no need for a university at this time.
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to theicidal maniac.
beatniks-and-politics
01-31-2007, 08:17 PM
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to theicidal maniac.
I think I should probably just shut up...
who897
01-31-2007, 08:43 PM
I think I should probably just shut up...
Couldn't have said it better myself....HAHAHA :D
beatniks-and-politics
01-31-2007, 08:49 PM
Couldn't have said it better myself....HAHAHA :D
Why thank you it's nice to know i have a fan/sarcasm\
theicidal maniac
01-31-2007, 09:03 PM
It's a community college, but who gives a fuck? They're obviously qualified, and I don't plan on being some dumbass who's at the mercy of people who wish to decide whether or not my paper proof of what I know is good enough for them or not. Fuck that.
Yeah...how would that be practical in the REAL WORLD? Oh WAIT.........
Do you realize what a slap in the face that is to anyone who goes to a community college?
starry123nights
01-31-2007, 09:28 PM
Who gives a shit if he's in college or not. He's sharing his opinion. We all know that famous saying.....Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. Some just stink more then others
who897
01-31-2007, 09:29 PM
I say more power to the folks that go to college and what not. I couldn't be bothered with that though. I'm content with being smart enough to know I could find a better job, but to lazy to actually try and advance myself in higher learning. Hell, that credit shit is annoying as hell, I think I have almost 50 from Phoenix College or something just because of my Rank and Rate in my service. Apparently they are all electives or something and you could wipe you ass with those.
theicidal maniac
01-31-2007, 09:33 PM
Do you realize what a slap in the face that is to anyone who goes to a community college?
Yes...but if they don't get it from me they will get it from an emplyer or publisher later
MrJim
01-31-2007, 11:17 PM
So I got bored at work closer to closing time and just randomly typed "bullshit.com" and here's a site full of some of the most interesting and humorous threads I've ever read. I just want to say thanks guys for being so entertaining. Keep the laughs coming.
yea_thats_right1
01-31-2007, 11:20 PM
So I got bored at work close to closing time and just randomly typed "bullshit.com" and here's a site full of some of the most interesting and humorous threads I've ever read. I just want to say thanks guys for being so entertaining. Keep the laughs coming.
thats pretty much how most of us cameupon this wonderful place :D
starry123nights
01-31-2007, 11:26 PM
pretty much the same for me too. Type, type, type. lol. Though some of these things really get you thinking, not to mention a little pissed.
MrJim
01-31-2007, 11:30 PM
pretty much the same for me too. Type, type, type. lol. Though some of these things really get you thinking, not to mention a little pissed.
When you get pissed you just think harder and questioning yourself isn't a bad thing. It's good to be open-minded, it betters the facts behind your opinions.
starry123nights
01-31-2007, 11:47 PM
When you get pissed you just think harder and questioning yourself isn't a bad thing. It's good to be open-minded, it betters the facts behind your opinions.
agree Mr. Jim. Welcome to bullshit.
MrJim
01-31-2007, 11:50 PM
agree Mr. Jim. Welcome to bullshit.
Thanks. And what a mighty fine bunch of bullshit it is.
who897
01-31-2007, 11:53 PM
Thanks. And what a mighty fine bunch of bullshit it is.
Too bad some of it is still fresh and is stinking up the place.
theicidal maniac
01-31-2007, 11:53 PM
When you get pissed you just think harder and questioning yourself isn't a bad thing. It's good to be open-minded, it betters the facts behind your opinions.
WOW! What a refreshing viewpoint. I like you already. WELCOME!
MrJim
02-01-2007, 11:34 PM
WOW! What a refreshing viewpoint. I like you already. WELCOME!
Hope you don't mind smartasses then. Of course, typing "bullshit.com" at random on a browser sort of makes you inherently a smartass anyway.
who897
02-01-2007, 11:52 PM
well being a smart ass is much preferred over being a dumb ass I would think.
MrJim
02-01-2007, 11:55 PM
well being a smart ass is much preferred over being a dumb ass I would think.
That's true.
Ape-Shit
02-02-2007, 12:11 PM
Sometimes it's easier to get along with a Dumb Ass that it is a Smart Ass. A Dumb Ass doesn't know any better and a Smart Ass will always question you because he thinks he knows more than you.
Just food for thought, people.:p
What the Hell? Wait, if what I just said is true....., what catagory does that put AJK in?
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