my god...ajk, check this out

[hitekredneck]

ok...here's the thing...i do believe in god...my god is cool...he changes with the times, and is sick of some of the decisions people make in his name, but shrugs it off as free will...he's a forgiving god, figuring if you learn from your mistakes, and try to live a good life, depending on your definition of good, that is, then it's all good...my god gave us bodies to enjoy, so sex can't be a sin if it feels that damned good...in, fact, ajk, in case you read this...my god is probably at this very moment taking bong hits while watching reruns of that 70's show...he likes the job he did on donna...lmfaooo
seriously, he also gave us intelligence and common sense and is probably extremely saddened at that lack of use which both receive as well as the fact that not many people combine the 2....

btw, i know most "christians" will find this post sacreligeous and the humor irreverent...but ya know something? i don't give a flyin fuck at a rollin doughnut for what you think of me...i help who i can in life such as supporting my friggin roommate, and don't live my life according to a 2000 year old book that was written by fallible men, not to mention translated so many times that we can't really say what the original words are

[something]

ok...here's the thing...i do believe in god...my god is cool...he changes with the times, and is sick of some of the decisions people make in his name, but shrugs it off as free will...he's a forgiving god, figuring if you learn from your mistakes, and try to live a good life, depending on your definition of good, that is, then it's all good...my god gave us bodies to enjoy, so sex can't be a sin if it feels that damned good...in, fact, ajk, in case you read this...my god is probably at this very moment taking bong hits while watching reruns of that 70's show...
seriously, he also gave us intelligence and common sense and is probably extremely saddened at that lack of use which both receive as well as the fact that not many people combine the 2....

btw, i know most "christians" will find this post sacreligeous and the humor irreverent...but ya know something? i don't give a flyin fuck at a rollin doughnut for what you think of me...i help who i can in life such as supporting my friggin roommate, and don't live my life according to a 2000 year old book that was written by fallible men, not to mention translated so many times that we can't really say what the original words are

Well, THAT'S a religion a can stand with:D

[hitekredneck]

Well, THAT'S a religion a can stand with:D

i call it "holy church of the great redneck":D

[something]

i call it "holy church of the great redneck":D

Haha lol:D

[Ausinus]

Check out these videos. :D

http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/07-01-24.html

[hitekredneck]

Check out these videos. :D

http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/07-01-24.html

no thanks, aus...i'll stick with the holy church of the great redneck...just funner that way

[Ausinus]

Bloody rednecks.:D

[theicidal maniac]

Here's the thing about believing in a personal, all-knowing, all-seing God (I'm borrowing this from Sam Harris). Somewhere in the world a child has just been kidnapped. Christians believe that their God knew it would happen, knows it is happening right now. God can hear the prayers of the parents and can hear the child begging for his or her life. They believe that God answers the prayers of the faithful....usually. God can hear the child screaming for her life as this sick fuck rapes and kills her, then dumps her body somewhere. The family suffers, the child was brutally destroyed. The killer got what he wanted in that moment. This is your God?

[General Septem]

I don't think God so much changes as we just learn more about Him. And I do believe the Bible says somewhere "thou shalt eat the herb of the field". And something about sex offenders getting stoned. :D

[theicidal maniac]

I don't think God so much changes as we just learn more about Him. And I do believe the Bible says somewhere "thou shalt eat the herb of the field". And something about sex offenders getting stoned. :D

You get stoned...are YOU a sex offender?

[WhiteRaven]

Here's the thing about believing in a personal, all-knowing, all-seing God (I'm borrowing this from Sam Harris). Somewhere in the world a child has just been kidnapped. Christians believe that their God knew it would happen, knows it is happening right now. God can hear the prayers of the parents and can hear the child begging for his or her life. They believe that God answers the prayers of the faithful....usually. God can hear the child screaming for her life as this sick fuck rapes and kills her, then dumps her body somewhere. The family suffers, the child was brutally destroyed. The killer got what he wanted in that moment. This is your God?

Well, actually, conflict breeds tremendous strength. Suffering and trial offers great power. Think about it, without a steady flow of viruses, our immune system will fail, our muscles weaken when they aren't used, cars will fail if you don't drive them once in a while, and while I'm not quite sure if this is true, I've read that a tree's roots grow more quickly during a storm. Such trials, such struggles are the way of life, it is the way of evolution, so the belief that an omnibenevolent, omniscient god would do this doesn't confuse me as much as the belief that such a god would do this and then put us in an eternal paradise where it makes no difference whatsoever. Um... are you aware that god is a title, not a name. It doesn't need to be capitalized.

[Ausinus]

Well, actually, conflict breeds tremendous strength. Suffering and trial offers great power. Think about it, without a steady flow of viruses, our immune system will fail, our muscles weaken when they aren't used, cars will fail if you don't drive them once in a while, and while I'm not quite sure if this is true, I've read that a tree's roots grow more quickly during a storm. Such trials, such struggles are the way of life, it is the way of evolution, so the belief that an omnibenevolent, omniscient god would do this doesn't confuse me as much as the belief that such a god would do this and then put us in an eternal paradise where it makes no difference whatsoever. Um... are you aware that god is a title, not a name. It doesn't need to be capitalized.

Once again, I refer to the abused wife analogy. Christianity sounds like this to me -

"I deserve it"
"Its for my own good"
"It means he loves me"

Get a fucking clue. People are dying horrible deaths and there is no evidence to show they will recieve salvation in death. You still believe in a loving god? Then tell him to get off his fat, lazy ass and do some good.

[ajk]

What is it with you people and evidence? Evidence this and evidence that. Not everything can be explained through logic. However they are just the same true. We don't know everything and we won't know everything until we pass away from this earth.

[Ausinus]

What is it with you people and evidence? Evidence this and evidence that. Not everything can be explained through logic. However they are just the same true. We don't know everything and we won't know everything until we pass away from this earth.

Evidence is the basis of knowledge. I could say there are gremlins under my bed, but no matter how much I say there are, it doesnt make it any more true until it is proven.

Likewise, we cannot assume something to be true without evidence.

[ajk]

Again, there are some things we were not meant to outright know. They're are called mysteries for a reason. Why they happened? Who knows? But it doesn't change the fact that they did.

[Ausinus]

Again, there are some things we were not meant to outright know. They're are called mysteries for a reason. Why they happened? Who knows? But it doesn't change the fact that they did.

In this case it is not "fact" but "speculation".

[ajk]

No it's not speculation. It's still the truth even if we have no idea why certain things happened. We may not have given the knowledge of it, but it still happened.

[Ausinus]

No it's not speculation. It's still the truth even if we have no idea why certain things happened. We may not have given the knowledge of it, but it still happened.

Truth is found through logic and evidence. The soul, god, etc is both illogical and without evidence. Therefore, they are not truth.

[ajk]

Yes they are, again logic only applies to the physical world, not outside of it.

[Ausinus]

Yes they are, again logic only applies to the physical world, not outside of it.

If a force influences matter, then it must conform to the logic of this reality. There are no instances in which this is untrue.

[ajk]

With God anything and everything is possible, even something that may go against our own reality. That does not matter here. He can do anything he sees fit to do, whether it conforms to our logic or not.

[Ausinus]

With God anything and everything is possible, even something that may go against our own reality. That does not matter here. He can do anything he sees fit to do, whether it conforms to our logic or not.

So you can show me an instance in which this has happened.

[yea_thats_right1]

With God anything and everything is possible, even something that may go against our own reality. That does not matter here. He can do anything he sees fit to do, whether it conforms to our logic or not.

the do me a favor please... the next time you and god have a conversation about your pono addiction, could you slip in there the need to cure cancer and world hunger and genocide? thanks :D

[yea_thats_right1]

AJK post a pic on here im curious as to who im talking at

[Ausinus]

AJK post a pic on here im curious as to who im talking at

SHEILD YOUR EYES! IT MAY TAKE ON ANOTHER FORM!:D

[yea_thats_right1]

lmao... i only ask this because i picture this acne ridden dork wad wearing an "i hate the devil" pin.... lol... no offence!

[Ausinus]

lmao... i only ask this because i picture this acne ridden dork wad wearing an "i hate the devil" pin.... lol... no offence!

Im going to be really pissed if he is hot.

[yea_thats_right1]

his personality will make up for im sure

[Ausinus]

his personality will make up for im sure

Yeah, your probably right.:D

[yea_thats_right1]

Im going to be really pissed if he is hot.

holy buckets, dont get pissed but the entire time i was under the assumption you were male..dont ask me why lol...

[Ausinus]

holy buckets, dont get pissed but the entire time i was under the assumption you were male..dont ask me why lol...

Im bi :P I converted recently

[yea_thats_right1]

ok i cant tell if ur joking lol....

[Ausinus]

ok i cant tell if ur joking lol....

No joke. Seriously.

[yea_thats_right1]

ok cool so then i was right :)

[Ausinus]

ok cool so then i was right :)


:p women's intuition?

[yea_thats_right1]

i guess so! lol.... post a pic, let see if i was right about the way u look

[Ausinus]

i guess so! lol.... post a pic, let see if i was right about the way u look

I dun have one :P

[yea_thats_right1]

darn! :)

[Ausinus]

darn! :)

He he he:D

[yea_thats_right1]

ok how about we do it this way... how old are you? and what do you look like :D

[Ausinus]

ok how about we do it this way... how old are you? and what do you look like :D

My age is not at my discretion to disclose:p. I have near shoulder length brown hair, hazel eyes, about 5' 8'', average build.

[yea_thats_right1]

ok i was wrong about the hair color...and right about your hight and build lol..2 out of 3 aint bad!

[Ausinus]

ok i was wrong about the hair color...and right about your hight and build lol..2 out of 3 aint bad!

Must be psychic :D What colour hair did you think I had?

[yea_thats_right1]

i have hazel eyes too!!!! :D

[yea_thats_right1]

Must be psychic :D What colour hair did you think I had?

blonde... dunno why... lol

[Ausinus]

i have hazel eyes too!!!! :D

Nice. They arent that common I hear.

[Ausinus]

blonde... dunno why... lol

Blonde? Well I did dye my hair blond once though, close enough XD

[yea_thats_right1]

awesome.. if i was mostly right about you then... i must be right about AJK LOL

[Ausinus]

awesome.. if i was mostly right about you then... i must be right about AJK LOL

Probably :D

[dreamer234]

yea_thats_right1 you sound like a slut and ausi being bi is a disgrace to god you homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ausinus]

yea_thats_right1 you sound like a slut and ausi being bi is a disgrace to god you homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you im Bi asshole. Plus Cristy is better than you will ever be.

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GOD :mad:

You forgot your Klan hood you worthless sack of shit.

[yea_thats_right1]

yea_thats_right1 you sound like a slut and ausi being bi is a disgrace to god you homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who the fuck do you think you are? get your dumbass out of here! fuck you:mad:

[dreamer234]

oh nice you two... the homo lover and the bi guy.... GOD says no to both! you will burn in hell!

[Ausinus]

oh nice you two... the homo lover and the bi guy.... GOD says no to both! you will burn in hell!

I dont believe in god asshole. If anything its you who will burn in hell for your intolerance.

At least ajk doesnt do this sort of shit.

[yea_thats_right1]

oh nice you two... the homo lover and the bi guy.... GOD says no to both! you will burn in hell!

listen you little prick... fuck your mom! show your face to me bitch i fucking dare you.... i will squash you like the piss ant you are!

[Ausinus]

listen you little prick... fuck your mom! show your face to me bitch i fucking dare you.... i will squash you like the piss ant you are!

Roflmao! :D

[dreamer234]

listen you little prick... fuck your mom! show your face to me bitch i fucking dare you.... i will squash you like the piss ant you are!

try me you little slut

[Ausinus]

try me you little slut

Done call her a slut you cunt! Why dont you take your self righteous ass back to whatever racist homophobic peice of shit Klan meeting you came from.

And fuck Jesus and God in the ass.

[yea_thats_right1]

try me you little slut

look dick face... i try to be a nice girl... usually i am... but u come out of no where spittin shit u know nothing about... i swear to your god if you dont stop being disrespectful, i will hunt you down. you dont know me kid so heed warning....

[dreamer234]

o0o0o im scared now... some little girl is gonna get me... well ya know whos gonna get you? God.

[Ausinus]

o0o0o im scared now... some little girl is gonna get me... well ya know whos gonna get you? God.

Yeah, like your all loving sky god is going to go after a tolerant and intelligent woman before he gets a piece of shit like you.

[yea_thats_right1]

how blissfully unaware are you? did ya do some crack today? lol why are u all pissy? is your wee little wily not workin or sumthin?

[Ausinus]

how blissfully unaware are you? did ya do some crack today? lol why are u all pissy? is your wee little wily not workin or sumthin?

Maybe he has sand in his vagina or something?:D

[dreamer234]

Yeah, like your all loving sky god is going to go after a tolerant and intelligent woman before he gets a piece of shit like you.

i wont need gods help.... he tell me to bring down all hose who oppose him.... this bitch wont be any diffrent.

[Ausinus]

i wont need gods help.... he tell me to bring down all hose who oppose him.... this bitch wont be any diffrent.

Aww, the little fuckwit is going to detonate himself at a gaybar is he now? Jeez, you have all the makings of a terrorist.

[yea_thats_right1]

Maybe he has sand in his vagina or something?:D

LMFAO .............

[dreamer234]

LMFAO .............

so you live in dover? small town there sweetheart.. oh and i see you work at sears as a cashier.... is that Dover mall?

[Ausinus]

so you live in dover? small town there sweetheart.. oh and i see you work at sears as a cashier.... is that Dover mall?

Allah Akhbar! I can totally see this guy detonating himself at a gaybar or abortion clinic.

[yea_thats_right1]

so you live in dover? small town there sweetheart.. oh and i see you work at sears as a cashier.... is that Dover mall?

ok look...you came in here and started this shit... im going to take what you just said as a threat... and since im doing so im going to offer up a threat of my own... you come anywhere near me i will take you down...never underestimate your prey there m'dear... because baby i will fuck- fuck- fuck your shit up... got me kid?

[dreamer234]

ok look...you came in here and started this shit... im going to take what you just said as a threat... and since im doing so im going to offer up a threat of my own... you come anywhere near me i will take you down...never underestimate your prey there m'dear... because baby i will fuck- fuck- fuck your shit up... got me kid?

and your name is cristy? hmm i wonder how may sluts at sears are named cristy....

[Ausinus]

and your name is cristy? hmm i wonder how may sluts at sears are named cristy....

I hope she cuts off your balls and shoves them down your throat.

[yea_thats_right1]

and your name is cristy? hmm i wonder how may sluts at sears are named cristy....

this shit is classic..... omg

[Ausinus]

this shit is classic..... omg

Its funny how these self professed christians totally forget the "love thy neighbour" shit :D

[yea_thats_right1]

i know right??? this guy is a fucking weirdo.....

[Ausinus]

i know right??? this guy is a fucking weirdo.....

Give him a kick in the nuts from me :D

[dreamer234]

love
1 my family
2 cheese
3 dean koontz
4 my dog molly
5 my cats
6 my house
7 being a military wife
8 freedom of speech
9 singing in the shower
10 cleaning (sometimes)
11 shopping for others
12 eating
13 taco bell
14 Fall
15 the smell of christmas dinner
16 the sound of my family talking and laughing
17 babies
18 the feeling of the sun on my face
19 smell of the ocean
20 funnel cake
21 sleep
22 football
23 snuggling
24 the word snarkey
25 real beauty
26 being in love
27 being a smartass
28 bud light
29 coors light
30 beer pong
31 pasta
32 friends
33 cleaning after my friends
34 reading
35 payday
36 my bank
37 people who adopt children
38 people who are good foster parents
39 rush
40 led zepplin
41 the cars
42 fleetwood mac
43 Labyrinth
44 the look of wonder and amazement in childrens eyes
45 people who speak their mind in a respectful way
46 the feel of spring grass between my toes
47skipping rocks
48 old houses
49 real haunted houses
50 little historic towns
51 hiking
52 the zoo
53 being stupid
54 songs that have meaning
55 ice cream
56 being healthy
57 puppys
58 elephants
59 going to other countries... like turkey for example
60 being so happy that i cry
61 seeing rainbows
62 fireworks
63 seeing american pride
64 welcoming soldiers home from overseas
65 fuzzy socks
66 mud runnin
67 turning up my raido and belting songs on the highway
68 exploring caverns
69 mountians
70 dancing like a fool
71 winning :)
72 bubble baths
73 ketchup
74 seafood
75 old bay
76 road trips
77 life
78 the crazy ass people on this site!!!
79 getting mail
80 my me time
81 reading notes and journals from years ago
82 that everything ive been through has made me a good person and not a bitter one
83 having a day off
84 meeting new people
85 thunderstorms
86 baking cake
87 lincon loggs!!!!
88 giving advice
89 when my dog sleeps with me when my husband isnt home
90 taking a walk when its snowing at night
91 deep conversation
92 new clothes
93 when my dad acts like my father and not a dumbass
94 thinking of my grandfather and everything he taught me the first 8 years of my life
95 going to emmitsburg and seeing my famliy name everywhere
96 playing piano
97 playing chess
98 old people; its amazing to think about all they have seen and been through
99 justice being served to those who really deserve it
100 helping others... even if its giving someone my last penny

Hate

1 taxes
2 death
3 war
4 assholes
5 wife beaters
6 child molesters
7 rapists
8 murderers
9 people who think they are better than everyone else
10 vomit
11 poop plants
12 spiders
13 camel spiders
14 rap
15 dog hair
16 slamming my fingers in the car door
17 emergency rooms
18 needles
19 druggies
20 gangs
21 spit
22 people watching me brush my teeth
23 getting a cold
24 burning food
25 washing dishes
26 cleaning up poop
27 people who are mean to the elderly
28 someone calling me while im sleeping
29 screaming children
30 miller light
31 rolling rock
32 drunks
33 cutting myself shaving
34 when people forget my birthday
35 bush
36 snakes
37 bugs
38 forgetting where my car keys are
39 driving all the way to base and realizing i forgot my mil. id.
40 the rich who dont give to the needy
41 people who dont help others when they know they can
42 watching my husband walk onto a plane headed to iraq and knowing he might never come home again.
43 missing someone so much it hurts
44 waiting
45 weird noises
46 know it alls
47 music with alot of unnessisary screaming
48 losing
49 everytime someone i love dies from cancer or anything else for that matter
50 being sad
51 uneducated people...ahem bush..cough cough
52 my dogs cold nose on my feet in the morning
53 MY ALARM CLOCK
54 not having anything to throw at the alarm clock
55 waking up to a cats butthole puckering in my face
56 anyone who puts down our soldiers
57 being tickled
58 bad breath
59 not being able to figure out when a smell is coming from
60 scratching a CD or DVD
61 when my radio doesnt work
62 when my cell phone cuts out right in the middle of a good story
63 feeling helpless
64 shoes in the middle of the floor
65 an open toilet seat
66 empty toilet paper rolls
67 when molly (dog) rips up boxes of tissues and then eats them
68 folding socks
69 grudges
70 hangovers
71 making something and then realizing i dont have milk
72 breaking stuff
73 when my internet goes out
74 leashes on kids
75 anti- choice people
76 pople who dont get what they deserve
77 illegal immigrants
78 the N word
79 hate groups
80 chest pain
81 smoking... but i cant help it
82 movies that seem like they would be good but arnt
83 bad comedians
84 being alone at night
85 paying for trash pick up but i have to walk my can across the street to get it picked up
86 bitches
87 fake people
88 soap operas
89 swimming in jeans lol
90 world hunger
91 tolls
92 traffic
93 paying for gas
94 bills
95 having every light in the house on.... during the day.
96 breaking my nails
97 getting my hair cut
98 forgetting to eat
99 being spitting mad
100 when friends say "ill call ya back!" and never do.

About me

1 my name is cristina marie
2 i live in dover
3 i hate dover
4 im married
5 im not going to tell you my age
6 i lived in turkey
7 i leave the ketchup and other condiments out on the table all the time... i dont know why
8 i never return my movies on time
9 i like girly music too
10 i enjoy sad movies
11 i like people who can move me
12 i love to laugh
13 i graduated highschool a year early
14 i have a younger bro and sis whom i practically raised
15 i have a god daughter and god son whom i practically have, am and always will raise
16 when i was little i wanted to be a fire engine... not a fireman... a fire engine..
17 i love halloween
18 ancient history is awesome
19 i love a good ghost story
20 i dont like it when people wont hear me out
21 i like oak
22 i host sex toy parties lol
23 ive been to a rush concert and it was awesome
24 old men hit on me at work
25 i got coal and sticks for christmas once... my parents just wanted to video tape my face... they gave me my real presents after i cried lol
26 i sing better when im drunk
27 im shy
28 this shit is hard
29 my favorite movie is labyrinth
30 i get bored a lot
31 i hate being late
32 my dog sleeps like a person
33 i dont like feet
34 i have 3 cats
35 guns scare me
36 i have knives all over my house because im paranoid
37 i have weird dreams all the time
38 i had a college reading level in 5th grade
39 im a good chess player
40 im german irish
41 i play pool better when im drunk
42 boats make me sick
43 i hate mushrooms and asparagus
44 i put parmasan cheese on everything
45 i believe there is "somthing" out there
46 clams and oysters make me gag
47 my basement scares the hell out of me
48 i have 2 dead christmas trees in my back yard with the bulbs still on 'em :)
49 i chew on the inside of my lip when im nervous
50 i have been cheated on
51 i hate iowa
52 horse hair makes my eyes swell and i look like kermit the frog
53 im very good at texas hold em
54 nickel slots are the best
55 my hands are always cold
56 i hate feretts
57 i wish i could own a monkey
58 i love midgets :D
59 meeting new and interesting people is fun
60 i hate sweating
61 i love power tools
62 i want to build my own truck
63 i wish someone would pimp my ride lol
64 i love candles
65 i hate shopping for shoes
66 sometimes when im talking to someone i dont like i daydream that im punching them in the face... all the while smiling
67 i own the entire stargate SG1 series
68 i hate direct tv
69 i secretly love playing video games but will never admit it to my husband
70 i believe in ghosts
71 i dont think anyone will read all of this
72 i like twinkies!
73 i have never seen the 007 movies
74 sean connory(sp) is awesome
75 i loive the movie first knight
76 ive been to the mark twin caves (aka tom sawyer caves)
77 i have skinned a catfish.... i cried afterwards
78 deer burgers are gooooooooood
79 i write short stories
80 i didnt like my husband when i first met him
81................
well i tried lol...

now i know more about you

[Ausinus]

now i know more about you

Lol, psycho freak. :D How is knowing she likes midgets going to help you?

[yea_thats_right1]

uhh ok what now are you obsessed with me? diggin thru my old posts? come on now lol

[Ausinus]

uhh ok what now are you obsessed with me? diggin thru my old posts? come on now lol

I can understand why he'd be obsessed with you ;)

[yea_thats_right1]

why the hell wouldanyone be obsessed with me?? im just ur average woman!! shit this guy is wacked out on some good shit

[Ausinus]

why the hell wouldanyone be obsessed with me?? im just ur average woman!! shit this guy is wacked out on some good shit

Lol maybe he's like the alter ego of ajk :D

[Ausinus]

Well, he's on ignore now. :D

[yea_thats_right1]

probably... shit id take AJK over this assface anyday......what the hell did i do??????

[Ausinus]

probably... shit id take AJK over this assface anyday......what the hell did i do??????

Its not your fault, some people are just naturally fucked up. :)

[yea_thats_right1]

lol i guess so... welp im gonna go lock my doors and take a shower then bed.. i gotta go to fucking work tomorrow... YAY :D

[who897]

You could almost cut the love w/ a knife. BTW ya know aint no one gonna do shit to no one. It's just someone getting their jollies by getting your panties in an uproar. As for me, I'd sleep w/ my door unlocked, gives me a good reason to shoot someone in the middle of the night...I've always wanted to do it legally like, kinda wastefull having the damn thing and not getting to use it. Then I'd rape their corpse for good measure.

[theicidal maniac]

lol i guess so... welp im gonna go lock my doors and take a shower then bed.. i gotta go to fucking work tomorrow... YAY :D

say that again....but slower....

[General Septem]

The guy's bullshitting everyone. He's probably a dumbass atheist (or non-religious) who just felt like coming in and giving Christians a bad name and shit.

I've got to go to fucking work tomorrow too. And I've decided I pretty much hate most of my coworkers, or at least a very prominent minority of them.

[theicidal maniac]

The guy's bullshitting everyone. He's probably a dumbass atheist (or non-religious) who just felt like coming in and giving Christians a bad name and shit.

I've got to go to fucking work tomorrow too. And I've decided I pretty much hate most of my coworkers, or at least a very prominent minority of them.

You should blow them all up in the name of Jesus!

[hitekredneck]

damn...start a lil gag to get aj all worked up and it turns into a street fight?:confused: yea, i wouldn't worry too much about this guy...he sounds like mebbe he was a catholic alter boy whose priest was hung like a mule an gave him brain damage thru oral sex:eek: personally, guys like this is why i keep my pistol cocked and locked at any given time...he's kinda like those muslim extremists that like to blow innocent people up in crowded areas, just under a different gods name....:mad: see, this is the thing...i really do beileve in a god, it's just that if he's really made man in his own image, then he's (or she, if you prefer) just as fallible as we are...personally, i like the image of god doin bong hits, watchin that 70's show (donna is so fuckin hot!) and laughing at most of the stupidity that goes on in his name, regardless of the religion...now, lets get back on topic....the holy church of the great redneck....
if i can get the same tax breaks, why not?
i think for ushers i'll have strippers, both male and female...(gotta serve everybody's interests, right?)
holy holidays will be centered on having a good time, not morosely praying in a dark, gloomy building or destroying those that don't care for my faith.
the alter will be a bed...hehehee...imagine the services....
instead of wine and wafers, it'll be beer and alice b tokeless brownies...shit, and some captain for who, of course...
church services will be held in a mountain meadow, where the true glory of creation may be admired by all who choose to see
prejudice of any type is not allowed, and will be punished by dragging by the testicles behind my truck at highway speed.
political debate will be welcome provided it stays political and not religeous, no disrespect allowed...
well, how's this for a new church?:D
and dreamer, my god tells me that you are some skanky smelly in-bred asshole that really does need to get laid...if you have enough cash to get you some desperate crack-whore you simpering cave-dwelling troglodyte

the preceeding was a public announcement

[hitekredneck]

intolerance will NOT be tolerated!!!:p

[WhiteRaven]

Once again, I refer to the abused wife analogy. Christianity sounds like this to me -

"I deserve it"
"Its for my own good"
"It means he loves me"

Get a fucking clue. People are dying horrible deaths and there is no evidence to show they will recieve salvation in death. You still believe in a loving god? Then tell him to get off his fat, lazy ass and do some good.


Now where did I say I believed in god? I am agnostic, the great Agnosticus would never allow me to be hurt, as long as I donate 60% of my income to him (note to the stupid: There is no Agnosticus, he is simply a horrible pun that I made up) Seriously though, I simply stated a reason god might allow "evil" things to happen. of course evil and good don't really exist anyway since morality is just from perception. I don't know if there is a god, I do know that there is no heaven or hell, there is no cosmic battle of good vs. evil.

[who897]

Now where did I say I believed in god? I am agnostic, the great Agnosticus would never allow me to be hurt, as long as I donate 60% of my income to him (note to the stupid: There is no Agnosticus, he is simply a horrible pun that I made up) Seriously though, I simply stated a reason god might allow "evil" things to happen. of course evil and good don't really exist anyway since morality is just from perception. I don't know if there is a god, I do know that there is no heaven or hell, there is no cosmic battle of good vs. evil.

The correct thing to say at the end would be "you don't know if there is a cosmic battle of good vs. evil." agnostically LOL :D

[something]

The correct thing to say at the end would be "you don't know if there is a cosmic battle of good vs. evil." agnostically LOL :D

I think even agnostic understand it isn't.

[hitekredneck]

i originally started this thread to get ajk's goat, and he hasn't really responded like i expected...to be serious for just a brief second, i do believe in a higher power, just not perfection or omniscience...the universe is a vast, wonderful place which we will never completely understand with unlimited possibilites....one of my favorite book by heinlen, "the number of the beast" brings out one of my favorite themes, alternate dimensions in which many of the books we've enjoyed are actual worlds....now, back to my original subject, "the holy church of the great redneck"...
i think it would be kinda cool if it would actually influence people to the point where they would start listening to each other, party together, and enjoy life without being all uptight about other peoples beliefs...
hell, i know it's a pipe dream, pun intended, but if ya gotta dream, dream big...:)

[something]

i originally started this thread to get ajk's goat, and he hasn't really responded like i expected...to be serious for just a brief second, i do believe in a higher power, just not perfection or omniscience...the universe is a vast, wonderful place which we will never completely understand with unlimited possibilites....one of my favorite book by heinlen, "the number of the beast" brings out one of my favorite themes, alternate dimensions in which many of the books we've enjoyed are actual worlds....now, back to my original subject, "the holy church of the great redneck"...
i think it would be kinda cool if it would actually influence people to the point where they would start listening to each other, party together, and enjoy life without being all uptight about other peoples beliefs...
hell, i know it's a pipe dream, pun intended, but if ya gotta dream, dream big...:)

I think a lot of people are members of the holy church of the great redneck, but not really know that.

[hitekredneck]

ok then...anybody else have any suggestions for the holy church of the great redneck?:D

[something]

ok then...anybody else have any suggestions for the holy church of the great redneck?:D

Make a site or something on a website that a lot of people visit, and they can sign up if they bthink it's a good church. ;)

[theicidal maniac]

Now where did I say I believed in god? I am agnostic, the great Agnosticus would never allow me to be hurt, as long as I donate 60% of my income to him (note to the stupid: There is no Agnosticus, he is simply a horrible pun that I made up) Seriously though, I simply stated a reason god might allow "evil" things to happen. of course evil and good don't really exist anyway since morality is just from perception. I don't know if there is a god, I do know that there is no heaven or hell, there is no cosmic battle of good vs. evil.

wow I like you...but here's the deal...agnosticism is intellectually indefensible. Join us! Atheists will soon rule the world HA HA HA!!

Seriously though, atheism is the only truly intellectual way.

[something]

wow I like you...but here's the deal...agnosticism is intellectually indefensible. Join us! Atheists will soon rule the world HA HA HA!!

Seriously though, atheism is the only truly intellectual way.

It sure is, we will rule the world. Probably because the religus leaders aren't responsible enough...

[hitekredneck]

It sure is, we will rule the world. Probably because the religus leaders aren't responsible enough...

depends...i'm sure for the most part THEY think they're responsible:D

[something]

depends...i'm sure for the most part THEY think they're responsible:D

probably, but that's worse than knowing they are irresponsible, because then they never change.

[hitekredneck]

probably, but that's worse than knowing they are irresponsible, because then they never change.

kinda like politicians, ya mean?

[General Septem]

wow I like you...but here's the deal...agnosticism is intellectually indefensible. Join us! Atheists will soon rule the world HA HA HA!!

Seriously though, atheism is the only truly intellectual way.

Why? Agnosticism is the only really "intellectual" way, because while atheism claims God doesn't exist, agnosticism makes no claims about that which cannot be observed through physical means.

[something]

kinda like politicians, ya mean?

I mean that if no one tell them they are irresponsible, they will become responsible.

[hitekredneck]

I mean that if no one tell them they are irresponsible, they will become responsible.

like i said....of course, people are told they are irresponsible often without understanding why....that's the problem with politicians in general, they think that they know what's best for the rest of the country regardless of the peoples opinion, or go to the other extreme and rule by opinion polls...there's not much of a middle ground there

[something]

politicas do what the people think is good for the country, so they can keep their powerful positions, and as we know, does most people miss an actual education, so the best would be if the politicans were good leaders, but they could decide almost anything they wanted.

[hitekredneck]

politicas do what the people think is good for the country, so they can keep their powerful positions, and as we know, does most people miss an actual education, so the best would be if the politicans were good leaders, but they could decide almost anything they wanted.

i think the best thing we can do is to hold politicians responsible for their actions...if they fuck up, then hang em...

[starry123nights]

i think the best thing we can do is to hold politicians responsible for their actions...if they fuck up, then hang em...
you know I agree. I don't think it was so much what clinton did. Everyone needs some now and then, but damn I would have liked him if he just wouldn't have lied.

[Nobody]

politicas do what the people think is good for the country, so they can keep their powerful positions, and as we know, does most people miss an actual education, so the best would be if the politicans were good leaders, but they could decide almost anything they wanted.
....I don't know what politicians do in your country, but in the u.s. the politician is behind the LOBBYST with the most money.

[Nobody]

you know I agree. I don't think it was so much what clinton did. Everyone needs some now and then, but damn I would have liked him if he just wouldn't have lied.....comon. he didn't lie. He just told you the truth in 2 different ways!

[theicidal maniac]

....I don't know what politicians do in your country, but in the u.s. the politician is behind the LOBBYST with the most money.

Seriously. And they are even more above the law. Jack Abramoff and Ralph Reed sucked millions from Indian reservations and Christian "donations" as lobbyists in an Indian Casino scam. Ralph Reed has had an incredibly successful career since then, he was the head of the Christian Coalition, and he is a personal advisor to George W.

[hitekredneck]

Seriously. And they are even more above the law. Jack Abramoff and Ralph Reed sucked millions from Indian reservations and Christian "donations" as lobbyists in an Indian Casino scam. Ralph Reed has had an incredibly successful career since then, he was the head of the Christian Coalition, and he is a personal advisor to George W.

man, don't even begin to say that the right's the only corrupt part of our government...the left is just as bad if not worse...sure, clinton was a likeable sort, but the simple fact is he lied to a federal grand jury...don't matter what it was about, it was still illegal...then let's not forget the fact that louis freeh, as he headed the fbi, had credible proof that several terrorist bombings were supported by the upper echelons of iran's parliament...and don't forget whitewater...i ain't saying that the right isn't corrupt, but let's keep it fair here...corruption goes all throughout the government, left and right:cool:

[theicidal maniac]

man, don't even begin to say that the right's the only corrupt part of our government...the left is just as bad if not worse...sure, clinton was a likeable sort, but the simple fact is he lied to a federal grand jury

He did lie....about a personal issue that wasn't a crime of Grand Jury proportions. Plus, there really wasn't much motive to lie except to save personal embarassment and his marriage, and the only real consequence was confidence loss. Compare that to the reason (or is it treason?) and effect of Georgy boy's lies. Reason: to justify war. Result: War.


...don't matter what it was about, it was still illegal...then let's not forget the fact that louis freeh, as he headed the fbi, had credible proof that several terrorist bombings were supported by the upper echelons of iran's parliament...and don't forget whitewater...i ain't saying that the right isn't corrupt, but let's keep it fair here...corruption goes all throughout the government, left and right:cool:

I never said anything about the right or left. In fact, it hadn't occurred to me until you brought it up just now that everyone I named leaned right. The left has a lot of crooked people too, but the policies of the right are doing nothing for this country but creating future enemies and promoting irresponsible environmental attitudes. We need to do some serious damage control and the right isn't willing to admit that they screwed up. The left is more than ready to admit that the right screwed up, and hopefully will work toward a solution. HOPEFULLY. But I'm not saying that I know they will because they are Dems and are therefore correct. I would never say that. I don't really side with blue on everything and certainly I would never claim that they are less likely to be corrupted.

[Nobody]

Seriously. And they are even more above the law. Jack Abramoff and Ralph Reed sucked millions from Indian reservations and Christian "donations" as lobbyists in an Indian Casino scam. Ralph Reed has had an incredibly successful career since then, he was the head of the Christian Coalition, and he is a personal advisor to George W.
....apathy at its best,or blatant arrogance. Polotics for shure.

[hitekredneck]

He did lie....about a personal issue that wasn't a crime of Grand Jury proportions. Plus, there really wasn't much motive to lie except to save personal embarassment and his marriage, and the only real consequence was confidence loss. Compare that to the reason (or is it treason?) and effect of Georgy boy's lies. Reason: to justify war. Result: War.



I never said anything about the right or left. In fact, it hadn't occurred to me until you brought it up just now that everyone I named leaned right. The left has a lot of crooked people too, but the policies of the right are doing nothing for this country but creating future enemies and promoting irresponsible environmental attitudes. We need to do some serious damage control and the right isn't willing to admit that they screwed up. The left is more than ready to admit that the right screwed up, and hopefully will work toward a solution. HOPEFULLY. But I'm not saying that I know they will because they are Dems and are therefore correct. I would never say that. I don't really side with blue on everything and certainly I would never claim that they are less likely to be corrupted.

tell me something...what exactly did george bush lie about? i would like truth here...i don't care for him, myself, but if you're talking about the wmds, well, so did both clintons, kerry, and every other democrat at the time...a lie is stating something you know is factually wrong...every fuckin politician at the time went off the same intelligence as gw...the left is just as dangerous as the right, because there don't seem to be any moderates anymore, just extremists on both sides...i'm perfectly serious when i say that all politicians should be held accountable for their actions and their misdeeds...in fact, they should be held to a higher standard than the rest of us, due to the responsibility they hold...
btw, no matter the reason for lying to a federal grand jury, it's still perjury, it's still illegal, and if it had been you or me, we would have ended up in jail...but even so, i think i'ld like to party with clinton...he looks like loads of fun, and i bet he knows tons of woman...at least 2 or 3...lmao

[theicidal maniac]

tell me something...what exactly did george bush lie about? i would like truth here...i don't care for him, myself, but if you're talking about the wmds, well, so did both clintons, kerry, and every other democrat at the time...a lie is stating something you know is factually wrong...every fuckin politician at the time went off the same intelligence as gw...the left is just as dangerous as the right, because there don't seem to be any moderates anymore, just extremists on both sides...i'm perfectly serious when i say that all politicians should be held accountable for their actions and their misdeeds...in fact, they should be held to a higher standard than the rest of us, due to the responsibility they hold...
btw, no matter the reason for lying to a federal grand jury, it's still perjury, it's still illegal, and if it had been you or me, we would have ended up in jail...but even so, i think i'ld like to party with clinton...he looks like loads of fun, and i bet he knows tons of woman...at least 2 or 3...lmao

Pres. Clinton didn't lie about WMD's, what are you talking about? And Hillary just jumps on every damn popular bandwagon, a total polotical whore. The fact is, G.W. was privvy to a TON of info that said there were no WMD's. Even Colin Powell doubted that Iraq had them. Even if they did, Iraq had no way to attack the United States. NO CHANCE. Iraq didn't even have any mid-east allies. EVERYONE HATED SADDAM. That's another LIE Bush told; connections to al-Qaeda...there were none. There are NOW, because our attack has left a power vaccuum, and everyone is rushing to fill it. But there were none before. Bush also tried to use this "genocide" claim about Saddam gassing his own people, but he did it with weapons that the U.S. sold to him. And at the time he did it, America KNEW about it and we remained HIS ALLY!!! (Reagan and Bush Sr.) Plus there are tons of other genocidal regimes in non-oil countries that have killed a lot more of their own people than Saddam ever did who the U.S. is doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT. The fact of the matter is, Bush had personal issues about Iraq. His daddy left a lot of loose ends over there and he also needed to prove to his daddy that he isn't still some fuck-up frat-boy (imo). It's vendetta, and he lied and fired anybody who wouldn't help him do it.

[conspiracy]

Here's the thing about believing in a personal, all-knowing, all-seing God (I'm borrowing this from Sam Harris). Somewhere in the world a child has just been kidnapped. Christians believe that their God knew it would happen, knows it is happening right now. God can hear the prayers of the parents and can hear the child begging for his or her life. They believe that God answers the prayers of the faithful....usually. God can hear the child screaming for her life as this sick fuck rapes and kills her, then dumps her body somewhere. The family suffers, the child was brutally destroyed. The killer got what he wanted in that moment. This is your God?

I do not to the best of my ability try to push my religious beliefs on anyone , unless you ask my opinion that is. In this case though and with these words ,anyone's god could actually fit this bill. People all too often in human nature can not , will not believe in anything they can not see. We study and read and hear alot about many different types of gods such as GOD , Allah , Buddha ect. Hell the Greeks believed in Zeus the all powerful along with many others. Then we have Wicca and Satanism. (No I am not saying they are related) All those believe in a higher power.The point I am trying to make is , unless you are an Atheist all gods have failed the Human race. That is unless you have studied and can actually make sense of why GOD would allow this type of behavior to be allowed.

[hitekredneck]

I do not to the best of my ability try to push my religious beliefs on anyone , unless you ask my opinion that is. In this case though and with these words ,anyone's god could actually fit this bill. People all too often in human nature can not , will not believe in anything they can not see. We study and read and hear alot about many different types of gods such as GOD , Allah , Buddha ect. Hell the Greeks believed in Zeus the all powerful along with many others. Then we have Wicca and Satanism. (No I am not saying they are related) All those believe in a higher power.The point I am trying to make is , unless you are an Atheist all gods have failed the Human race. That is unless you have studied and can actually make sense of why GOD would allow this type of behavior to be allowed.

just a question, have you read the original beginning ofthis thread?

[theicidal maniac]

I do not to the best of my ability try to push my religious beliefs on anyone , unless you ask my opinion that is. In this case though and with these words ,anyone's god could actually fit this bill. People all too often in human nature can not , will not believe in anything they can not see. We study and read and hear alot about many different types of gods such as GOD , Allah , Buddha ect. Hell the Greeks believed in Zeus the all powerful along with many others. Then we have Wicca and Satanism. (No I am not saying they are related) All those believe in a higher power.The point I am trying to make is , unless you are an Atheist all gods have failed the Human race. That is unless you have studied and can actually make sense of why GOD would allow this type of behavior to be allowed.

Don't you understand that you can't "study" something if it isn't real? You can fantasize, nothing more.

[hitekredneck]

Don't you understand that you can't "study" something if it isn't real? You can fantasize, nothing more.

wanna get into theory of reality?...or philosophy, if you prefer...:p

[theicidal maniac]

wanna get into theory of reality?...or philosophy, if you prefer...:p

Absolutely. I've studied philosophy of religion. I know a great deal about objective reality. I understand that we can question the reality of what surrounds us. But we can also successfully test it against eachother, something you can't do successfully with religion.

[hitekredneck]

Here's the thing about believing in a personal, all-knowing, all-seing God (I'm borrowing this from Sam Harris). Somewhere in the world a child has just been kidnapped. Christians believe that their God knew it would happen, knows it is happening right now. God can hear the prayers of the parents and can hear the child begging for his or her life. They believe that God answers the prayers of the faithful....usually. God can hear the child screaming for her life as this sick fuck rapes and kills her, then dumps her body somewhere. The family suffers, the child was brutally destroyed. The killer got what he wanted in that moment. This is your God?

just wanted to bring this dinosaur back to answer a few things...the god i believe in isn't omnipotent, he's just another version of us...after all, we ARE created in HIS image:cool:

[conspiracy]

I don't think he's coming back, lol. We scared him off with Ausinus. LMAO! I would just LOVE to see him argue with who's currently posting.

[hitekredneck]

I don't think he's coming back, lol. We scared him off with Ausinus. LMAO! I would just LOVE to see him argue with who's currently posting.

either that or he got bored....he sure knew how to jerk the jain, tho, if ya know what i mean...

[Loseirdo]

just wanted to bring this dinosaur back to answer a few things...the god i believe in isn't omnipotent, he's just another version of us...after all, we ARE created in HIS image:cool:

"Made in His image" doesn't mean "identical to Him", Hitek. If I draw a picture of myself, wouldn't you agree that it was "made in my image"? I don't think it has anywhere near my cognitive capacity, though. How do you know that, from God's perspective, we're not just a bunch of little drawings?

That being said, I believe we are very much like God in several ways. If anything, we're like an imperfect, incomplete version of Him.

[hitekredneck]

"Made in His image" doesn't mean "identical to Him", Hitek. If I draw a picture of myself, wouldn't you agree that it was "made in my image"? I don't think it has anywhere near my cognitive capacity, though. How do you know that, from God's perspective, we're not just a bunch of little drawings?

That being said, I believe we are very much like God in several ways. If anything, we're like an imperfect, incomplete version of Him.

never said identical, los...what i mean by "in His image" is more personality than anything else...as for the little drawings?...hell, i prefer to think of us more like a long running sit-com for His Redneckness to sit there and giggle at...look, i just happen to take anything the major churches spout at me with a grain of salt, because i'm entirely comfortable, no, make that joyous in my personal relationship with god...you might just say that we have an understanding...;)

[Loseirdo]

never said identical, los...what i mean by "in His image" is more personality than anything else...as for the little drawings?...hell, i prefer to think of us more like a long running sit-com for His Redneckness to sit there and giggle at...look, i just happen to take anything the major churches spout at me with a grain of salt, because i'm entirely comfortable, no, make that joyous in my personal relationship with god...you might just say that we have an understanding...;)

That's cool, hite. I wish more Catholics were like that. :rolleyes:

I agree that we're probably similar to God in terms of personality. My point was that "made in his image" doesn't mean He isn't omnipotent simply because we aren't.

[hitekredneck]

That's cool, hite. I wish more Catholics were like that. :rolleyes:

I agree that we're probably similar to God in terms of personality. My point was that "made in his image" doesn't mean He isn't omnipotent simply because we aren't.

doesn't mean that he is, either...it's my contention that in this particular reality, he isn't...i could be wrong, tho...