What I ate today. [Archive] - Bullshit.com Forums

eyeonyou

03-26-2011, 06:53 PM

Chicken mayo baguette.
Doughnut
Pepperoni Pizza
Coffe
2 blueberry muffins
2 bananas
Chicken stirfry
Pint of milk

That's what I ate today.

Is this like Phoenix's stupid shit? LOL

Since Freak hasn't returned and Controversy gets eaten alive by Haw, I guess it's up to you two!

*Snicker, Snort, all in good fun of course*:D

Patt

03-26-2011, 06:55 PM

8's are so passé.
Now if you want to talk 9's well, I'm your girl !!

Rec

03-26-2011, 07:15 PM

Chicken mayo baguette.
Doughnut
Pepperoni Pizza
Coffe
2 blueberry muffins
2 bananas
Chicken stirfry
Pint of milk

That's what I ate today.

Ok, and did you at any time have any methane repercussions, to speak of??? LOL

Carrot

03-26-2011, 07:17 PM

I had satisfying mid afternoon dump earlier.

Rec

03-26-2011, 07:18 PM

Well ok? very short work of a very short thread, one might say the alpha and omega of the subject!! lol

Carrot

03-26-2011, 07:21 PM

I may update it tomorrow. The suspense!

Rec

03-26-2011, 07:23 PM

Oh my, will hold my breath for more than the update, for safetys sake also!! lol

beelzebub

03-26-2011, 07:27 PM

Me:
Coffee
Coke Zero.
Vodka & Crystal lite punch
bulgogi (no lettuce or rice)
10 M&Ms and a mini Baby Ruth (I sinned I know)

eyeonyou

03-26-2011, 07:28 PM

I may update it tomorrow. The suspense!

The suspense is more than I can stand! http://smileys.chitchat247.com/smilies/indifferent0018.gif

LOL

Rec

03-26-2011, 07:29 PM

Ok me:

Salmon
potatoes
green beans
no bread
coffee

Carrot

03-26-2011, 07:39 PM

"no bread" ?

Rec

03-26-2011, 07:40 PM

"no bread" ?

Nope, because I am eating healthy, besides I blew it yesterday with some buttery garlic Texas toast!! lol

Carrot

03-26-2011, 07:43 PM

I was more surprised that you needed to list what you weren't hvaing as well.

Besides, isn't bread just as healthy as potatoes?

Rec

03-26-2011, 07:44 PM

I was more surprised that you needed to list what you weren't hvaing as well.

Besides, isn't bread just as healthy as potatoes?

I never said that I was NOT different, lol, and yes a small portion of anything is healthy, but I tend to go overboard with the temptation of hot bread dripping with real butter. NOT a good thing!!!

LedZap

03-26-2011, 08:02 PM

Me:
Coffee
Coke Zero.
Vodka & Crystal lite punch
bulgogi (no lettuce or rice)
10 M&Ms and a mini Baby Ruth (I sinned I know)

Bulgogi ? What the heck is that ? Sounds like an Austrian sports car.

Patt

03-26-2011, 08:09 PM

Me:
Coffee
Coke Zero.
Vodka & Crystal lite punch
bulgogi (no lettuce or rice)
10 M&Ms and a mini Baby Ruth (I sinned I know)

Hey. Where's that I'm never touching liquor again thingy-ma-jig? Doesn't vodka qualify?

beelzebub

03-26-2011, 08:12 PM

Hey. Where's that I'm never touching liquor again thingy-ma-jig? Doesn't vodka qualify?

No dalin,.. that was Whisky,.. I will not drink whisky.

Vodka is liquid love!

Patt

03-26-2011, 08:14 PM

Well shit - I have no idea what a whisky is in the first place. If you mean 'dark liquor', that is whiskey, darlin'.

beelzebub

03-26-2011, 08:15 PM

Bulgogi ? What the heck is that ?

Korean BBQ- Loverly and light! I had guests tonight,.. so thats the exotic reason I make it. Normally it would be Pizza on a Friday night. LOL

http://www.ifood.tv/files/images/bulgogi.jpg

eyeonyou

03-26-2011, 08:18 PM

Korean BBQ- Loverly and light! I had guests tonight,.. so thats the exotic reason I make it. Normally it would be Pizza on a Friday night. LOL

http://www.ifood.tv/files/images/bulgogi.jpg

Except it's Saturday night.

Vodka, Whiskey? LOL

Same as far as the forgetful part, right! LOL

Patt

03-26-2011, 08:19 PM

Korean BBQ- Loverly and light! I had guests tonight,.. so thats the exotic reason I make it. Normally it would be Pizza on a Friday night. LOL

Okay, which one of you is going to tell Blub it's NOT Friday?

eyeonyou

03-26-2011, 08:33 PM

Okay, which one of you is going to tell Blub it's NOT Friday?

Ahem, see the post above yours......

eyeonyou

03-26-2011, 08:33 PM

So what are you drinking? LOL

Run damnit............................................ ...............

beelzebub

03-26-2011, 08:50 PM

Except it's Saturday night. Vodka, Whiskey? LOL Same as far as the forgetful part, right! LOL

You are right and I do this often. In my mind the end of my workweek is "Friday" to me but my workweek now ends on Saturday! SHIT!

I work a part time job teaching on Saturdays and don't get off till 3. This is only the second year I have done this as I used to teach at nights. However, due to my PhD program taking up ALL my nights I teach now on Saturdays.

So in my simple mind Saturday is the end of my workweek (AKA Friday) ,... go figure!

peepers

03-26-2011, 08:59 PM

started out the days with a microwaveble suasage biscuit
then had bicuits n gravy with eggs that had hot sauce on them for lunch
for dinner a huge ass sandwhich
and tonight when the qb get off work and I go pick him up a bottle of shine!

eyeonyou

03-26-2011, 09:15 PM

You are right and I do this often. In my mind the end of my workweek is "Friday" to me but my workweek now ends on Saturday! SHIT!

I work a part time job teaching on Saturdays and don't get off till 3. This is only the second year I have done this as I used to teach at nights. However, due to my PhD program taking up ALL my nights I teach now on Saturdays.

So in my simple mind Saturday is the end of my workweek (AKA Friday) ,... go figure!

Sometimes I do it too. It's easy to forget the day. Sometimes I try to. :D

Patt

03-26-2011, 09:30 PM

Ahem, see the post above yours......

Ruddy post changers --- they should all get a case of Montazuma's Revenge !!

LedZap

03-27-2011, 09:27 AM

Katt

03-27-2011, 10:42 AM

That looks awesome.

LED, Next time I get locked in jail around dinnertime, bring that for me.. Hell, lunchtime it would be ok too.. :)

Grab a bottle of that shine someone mentioned from above.. ;)

MrJim

03-27-2011, 01:19 PM

I ate one of those Smart Ones English muffin things (they're surprisingly good), some cottage cheese, and some V8 Fusion. I try to limit myself to 5 tubs of cottage cheese a week, but it's difficult.

I'm still digesting that sausage & canadian bacon pizza and the beer I had last night.

Carrot

03-27-2011, 05:56 PM

2 Blueberry Muffins
5 Salami and mayo sandwhiches
2 bananas
1 pint of milk
3 doughnuts
1 pack of crisps
6 oreos

That's what I had to eat today.

MrJim

03-27-2011, 05:59 PM

And now I added to that a granola bar, a plate of enchiladas and kolaches! Yum!

beelzebub

03-27-2011, 06:29 PM

2 Blueberry Muffins
5 Salami and mayo sandwhiches
2 bananas
1 pint of milk
3 doughnuts
1 pack of crisps
6 oreos

That's what I had to eat today.

Dang man,... thats too much food for one person. Also,... it does not look to be very healthy.:eek:

Carrot

03-27-2011, 06:38 PM

I can't get fat, if anything I want to gain a bit more weight.

beelzebub

03-27-2011, 08:26 PM

I can't get fat, if anything I want to gain a bit more weight.

Oh lord your one of those,...

I envy your type. But I wasn't trying to imply that you are fat.

Salami and Mayo are just not very good in that quantity. :rolleyes:

hitekredneck

03-28-2011, 07:52 AM

I can't get fat, if anything I want to gain a bit more weight.

give it a few years...it catches up...i carry those same "can't get fat" genes and they wore off around the age of 43 for me....

MrJim

03-28-2011, 08:33 AM

Just get plenty of exercise and you can eat just about whatever you want.

hitekredneck

03-28-2011, 09:26 AM

Just get plenty of exercise and you can eat just about whatever you want.

not exactly true for everyone, jim...i get lots of exercise, but still gotta watch it, and my wife has never been able to eat the way i do...funny, i never realized that 45 was when you trade yer 6-pack in for a pony keg!

Carrot

03-28-2011, 05:10 PM

Cheeseburger
Salad
Chips
rice and chicken stirfry
3 bananas
Ham sandwich

That's what I had to eat today.

Carrot

03-28-2011, 05:12 PM

Oh lord your one of those,...

I envy your type. But I wasn't trying to imply that you are fat.

Salami and Mayo are just not very good in that quantity. :rolleyes:

Meh, as long as I get a variety of food I don't worry out it.

Carrot

03-29-2011, 03:03 PM

Hmmm.... I remember reading a certain post earlier, maybe I was hallucinating.

:D

Carrot

03-29-2011, 06:01 PM

Pasta and Ham
Pepperoni pizza
coffee
Rice
Baked beans.

I need to go shopping.

MrJim

03-30-2011, 07:42 AM

not exactly true for everyone, jim...i get lots of exercise, but still gotta watch it, and my wife has never been able to eat the way i do...funny, i never realized that 45 was when you trade yer 6-pack in for a pony keg!

All I'm saying is, over the past few months, my activity level has greatly increased. Still not eating too hot, still drinking too much, but lost 30 pounds that won't come back. Weird. Maybe that's how calories work, or something.

hitekredneck

03-30-2011, 07:47 AM

as a typical redneck, much meat n fresh veggies....as a man, as much pussy as i can get...if the ladies will forgive me hehehe

MrJim

03-30-2011, 07:59 AM

as a typical redneck, much meat n fresh veggies....as a man, as much pussy as i can get...if the ladies will forgive me hehehe

Well, it's low in calories. Has to be fresh though. Nothing kills the mood worse than taking a whiff and going, damn it smells like a fuckin' aquarium exploded in here.... geez... open a fuckin' window!

peepers

03-30-2011, 08:35 AM

Well, it's low in calories. Has to be fresh though. Nothing kills the mood worse than taking a whiff and going, damn it smells like a fuckin' aquarium exploded in here.... geez... open a fuckin' window!

I aprrove of this post.

Katt

03-31-2011, 07:43 PM

You guys are just nasty...:eek::eek:

`
Breakfast
Coffee
scrambled eggs
english muffin

Lunch
mushrom steak sandwich
lemonade

Dinner
chef's salad
ice coffee

yee-haw

04-02-2011, 10:53 AM

breakfast: beer

Lunch: beaver

Supper: seagrems

Midnight snack: Marlboros and hookers.

Patt

04-03-2011, 01:27 AM

LOL - I got banned once on the Ledger for posting this to Spud: http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo13/XelynO_o/lifessimplepleasures.gif

Thanks for reminding me about it Hitek !!

eyeonyou

04-03-2011, 09:36 AM

LOL - I got banned once on the Ledger for posting this to Spud: http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo13/XelynO_o/lifessimplepleasures.gif

Thanks for reminding me about it Hitek !!

Well that and you told her what a friggin' dumb tater she was. :D

I mean what a fine medical professional she is after being a receptionist at a Podiatrists office was it? LOL

What an environmental specialist she is after swimming in Kissingen Springs before it dried up.

What a political specialist she is after knowing who was it, the Janitor?

I mean what a nice lady she is after saying..............Nope, won't put that down.

Aw damn. I'm whining on here about an SHT member. I guess the stupid fuck ZooHandJob was right. But I really don't post there so I can! Hell I can anyway.

Oh and I ain't ate SHT today. I mean I haven't read the sh!t they post over there, little turds. :)

I ought to go piss in their corn flakes.....Nah, I don't like the ambiance there. It smells like SH!T. (With apologies to the decent members there, which their numbers are getting less.)

MrJim

04-09-2011, 04:45 AM

Florida0829

04-09-2011, 07:06 AM

I actually ate a Double Quarter Pounder at McDonald's tonight...

GASP!

That's right. I swam around in the trans-fat, the calories, the epitome of what's wrong with America today, and I fuckin' liked it!

Then I drank some beer.

Yum , My Kinda meal ....

I Hope you got a Double Order of Large Fries to go with it !!!!!

And I prefer mine with BACON on it .....

MrJim

04-09-2011, 08:52 AM

Yum , My Kinda meal ....

I Hope you got a Double Order of Large Fries to go with it !!!!!

And I prefer mine with BACON on it .....

ewww..... mickey d's fries....

nope, just the burger.

Florida0829

04-13-2011, 03:34 PM

I Had a cold can of Soup ....

Vegtablel Beef . or so they said.....

Where's the beef is all I was wondering .....

beelzebub

04-13-2011, 05:16 PM

I ate a Sausage biscuit & Coffee (McD's) - gasp!
Then,... I age a foot long Hotdog & Onion Rings - gasp!

I dont know why but I have been carving these things and just HAD to have it.

I'm in a "fuck health food mode"

MrJim

04-13-2011, 07:10 PM

Special K bar, cashews, Frozen pizza pocket things, BBQ vienna sausages, turkey burger, six pack of beer.

Carrot

04-14-2011, 07:23 AM

Apple
Chicken sandwhich
cookie
pint of milk
pizza
raspberries
3 slices of apple pie

hitekredneck

04-14-2011, 07:48 AM

rare steak-grilled
asparagus- steamed
garlic noodles
salad
5 shots of jeager

Rise Up

04-14-2011, 04:09 PM

Yesterday:

Baked Salmon, glazed in a homemade garlic lemon sauce and baked on top of a bed of brown rice.
Baked Spinach, seasoned with pepper and mixed together with the rice.
Iced Sun Tea.
(All made by myself.)
Grilled Cheese sandwhich.
Chocolate Milk.
Pineapple.
Peas.
(School Lunch, yech...)

Apple and glass of Ginger Ale for breakfast.

Lockeb

04-28-2011, 10:44 PM

I will eat vegetables,fruits,chicken with rice,and drink fresh fruit juice in the evening.I really like simple food like vegetables and eat it regularly because it is a healthy food and good for our body.